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Q: why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? a: so he could shoot his mouth off.
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Which dance will a chicken not do ? the foxtrot !
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What in-laws and over-the-top food have in common
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Ariana grande's cover of justin bieber's 'what do you mean?' will make you belieb
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Stephen colbert finally agrees with donald trump on something
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Tracy anderson leggings will hopefully give you gwyneth's butt (photos)
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World yoga day 2012: good for the community and good for you
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Why do robots never cuddle after sex? because all a robot does is nuts and bolts.
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Hannibal buress' mic cut after joking about catholic sex abuse
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Lost engagement ring finds its way from hawaii to alaska
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I need a new bank account. this one has run out of money.
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I am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it .
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5 things you should know about schools in 2015
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Why critical thinking will never be on the test
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Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? because it is an acre.
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Boss: good suggestions at the staff meeting today, bill. me: i talk in my sleep?
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Eiffel tower goes dark to mourn victims of stockholm attack
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Sounds like donald trump's a fan of this dem jobs bill
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Cat in tights is giving us some unexpected fashion inspiration
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I'm learning about imaginary numbers... i can finally plot my sex life.
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83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis.
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Walmart wage protest leads to arrest of man dressed like santa
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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the lincoln park zoo
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Sorry, olympians, but this bizarre restroom activity is banned at rio 2016
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I don't get why people are racist... we were all white at some point.
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Abortion rate hits record low in the u.s.
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Vulnerable senate republicans say no scalia replacement under obama
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Sticker shock: 12 crazy expensive hotel suites (photos)
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A real titty bar would only serve milk.
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Norfolk state reaction video: students celebrate missouri upset (video)
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I'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars
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Tyler perry: 'i'm not the person to ask about racism in hollywood'
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What did the dead blues musician sing? didn't wake up this morning...
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10 women photographers who are changing the way we see the world
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Does lupita nyong'o's rise signal the end of 'giving in to the man' in the entertainment industry?
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From prostitute to professor: the 7 lessons of maya angelou's messy life
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Duke & satchmo's jazz manual: eat, pray, swing
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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? dr whoover
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'the miseducation of lauryn hill' turns 15: a look back at the lauded album on its anniversary
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I called german ups to ask them when they would ship my rift.. they said, vr ready.
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We all need a break from consumption. that's why our stores will be closed on black friday.
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I think it would be great if ice cream licked you back.
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7 protests from around the world led by fearless black women
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Trying to improve my street cred by lowering our minivan a couple inches.
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Few things are 100% predictable, but here's one..
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Happy kid dancing to 'happy' at a basketball game will make you happy
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Joan rivers' jewish identity was part humor, part faith
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What does an it guys use for birth control? his personality.
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What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? the dick
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What limbaugh's attack on tpp means for its republican supporters
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Trevor noah 'fires' michelle wolf from 'the daily show'
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Clinton says angela merkel is the most important leader in the free world
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A reason why we can't have a perfect world: because i don't want one.
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Just seen the grave of the woman from 'my fair lady'. it says here lies a doolittle.
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Why did the chicken run across the road? because walking is for suckers.
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Donald trump cherry-picked data about insurance rates under obamacare
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Knight news challenge gives $3.2m to 22 ideas to inform the public and increase voting
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Video: tom colicchio wants you to get involved in food policy
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So putin and erdogan walk into a bar. sorry, a war.
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Are there jewish exorcisms? where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?
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Why didn't the hipster have hiv? he fucked charlie sheen before he was cool.
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The 'pitch perfect 3' ladies are #squadgoals at the atlanta falcons game
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Miami police give out bug spray to homeless to protect against zika
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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng? shoot him before he hits the ground
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Islam is a peaceful religion a piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here
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What do you get when you combine soccer and baseball? golbat.
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You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans that's crossing the border.
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Why did the stoneworker get fired? because he took his job for granite i'll show myself out.
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What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? good point
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Fashion week look of the day: derek lam does winter white right
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John lewis to atlanta: we cannot afford to be silent
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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? because izquierda going right.
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Helen keller walked into a bar and a table, and a chair
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Women are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my dick
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A valentine's day dinner plan: somewhere beyond the sea
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Two bears walk into a bar no one survived.
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How does moses make his coffee? hebrews it!
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Gina walker, 'miracle' mom, receives 35 gallons of blood during labor
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1928 mercedes benz s-type left in garage for 60 years could fetch $2 million at auction
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Texting at a red light is something everyone does -- but no one should
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The great barrier reef has become a coral graveyard
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Kids are like farts you only accept them if they're yours
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What do somolian pirates use as weapons? arrrrpg's
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You know the worst thing about oral sex? the view.
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What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the special olympics? a handiclap
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John oliver defends u.s. to the world: ‘trump does not reflect america’
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Manvendra singh gohil: out, proud and princely in india
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Iran says opec needs to make room for its oil
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Bid on your airline seat the next time you fly
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I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant
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Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? because they're very good at it.
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What did the mexican say when the house fell on him? get off me holmes
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Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?
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Picasso paint mystery solved: high-energy x-rays reveal masterpiece created with house paint
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What is saturn's favorite movie? lord of the rings.
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St. louis cardinals featuring anti-lgbt speaker at ‘christian day’
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Why did italy cross the road? to switch sides
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Trump excludes lgbtq people from world aids day proclamation
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I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me.
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