CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why was the young vampire a failure? because he fainted at the sight of blood.	true
Beyonce album release in november? fan says singer revealed info during meet-and-greet	false
Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person	true
12 ideas for a simpler and better today	false
The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, happy gets out.	true
Bella thorne has nothing but love for her ex tyler posey	false
Rick snyder aides urged moving flint back to detroit water system: report	false
This is what johnny depp looks like in 'into the woods'	false
Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word me: yes i've heard that word many times	true
Ed sheeran's 'carpool karaoke' teaser has got us singing like	false
Atlanta rapper shawty lo dies in car crash	false
What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? a eunucorn.	true
Laptop travel restrictions, your security, and your cybersecurity	false
Saw this on a shirt silence is golden: duct tape is silver	true
Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes? because sex cells.	true
Tebow fever!! i haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since oj!!!!! ba-ha-ha!!	true
Mike pence says he 'stands with the president' on charlottesville	false
Sir ian mckellen has no time to officiate weddings as gandalf, thanks	false
Justin timberlake and jessica biel are #couplegoals at grizzlies vs. lakers game	false
Trump white house gives local tv reporters a seat at the table	false
Keith olbermann says 'we were invaded' by russia during the election	false
Why did the french chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? he got creped out.	true
What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? hasta la pasta baby.	true
If bars can say no to drunk people why won't mcdonalds say no to fat people?	true
What type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu	true
How athletes stay calm under pressure: breath is everything	false
The gop presidential candidates aren't the only ones debating tonight	false
There are lots of reasons to hate the nazis. mine? they didn't finish the job.	true
Shep smith wonders if 'almost fascist' trump has another agenda	false
'stranger things': the duffer brothers on what's in store for season 3	false
Why did the dog eat the salad? for ruffage.	true
What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? bro sure!	true
Dear new mom: please ignore the inevitable judgment from people who are trying to be ‘helpful’	false
I just got scammed by a hacker from cairo... i guess you could say i've been e-gipped.	true
What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? io	true
This fake town exists solely to test driverless cars	false
Why is there no gambling in africa? because there are too many cheetahs.	true
What do vacuums and woman have in common? the more you pay, the better they suck.	true
Why do mice have small balls? not many of them know how to dance.	true
Former mlb all-star esteban loaiza nabbed in $500,000 cocaine bust	false
I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny	true
Why harry potter named his son after snape, according to j.k. rowling	false
What is the witches motto ? we came we saw we conjured !	true
You used to call me on my nokia phone	true
I'm single by choice not my choice though, every girl i've ever asked out's choice.	true
How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? one if nobody's looking.	true
Richard dawson esophageal cancer: what is the disease 'family feud' host died from?	false
How landmarks around the world got all dressed up for pride	false
Where does crazy horse live? in an unstable.	true
Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?	true
Arsons at 6 black churches in st. louis area are linked	false
Wedding anniversary: couples celebrates 70 years together at amusement park	false
Scarlett johansson, matthew mcconaughey look like the perfect couple (photo)	false
Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?	true
How do you get to matthew mcconaughey's house? a right a right a right	true
Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? they don't believe in higher powers.	true
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. the police are looking into it.	true
Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. this wouldn't have happened if it had been a snickers.	true
What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? dead.	true
Watch gop memo author devin nunes flee from a simple question	false
Muse attempts to beat back entropy with the 2nd law	false
The eiffel tower replica in slobozia, romania is especially awesome	false
Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring.	true
What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? you can un-screw a lightbulb.	true
What do communist leaders call protesters? red paint.	true
Trump’s election commission is already laying the groundwork for voter suppression	false
Hieu tran's 'squared' trailer explores top and bottom dynamics in gay relationships	false
The worst coffee creamer flavors of all time (photos)	false
If gay guys come out of closets... do midgets come out of cabinets?	true
Conservative tech fans once again snubbed by lack of apple gun	false
You know what really grindes my gears? when i don't push the clutch down far enough.	true
I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory	true
What i want my kids to learn from the jennifer lawrence hacking scandal	false
Doctors say changes in wheat do not explain rise of celiac disease	false
Stephen colbert does a stellar impression of donald trump firing rex tillerson	false
Hey girl, are you the final scene in the sopranos? because	true
One potato asks another: -are you sure we are related? -yes i yam!	true
Trevor noah sends matt lauer off to the 'perv news network'	false
California law helps pave the way to a bright mobile future	false
What do you call an average mexican? nacho average guy	true
How a warlord’s legacy has thwarted relief for a mysterious disease in uganda	false
Tidal joins social justice organization for project honoring victims of racial violence	false
What is the pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? doughnuts.	true
What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in flint mi? pb and j	true
What do you get a first dad for father's day? condoms. courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike	true
If steve rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? an iced cap	true
Why do mexicans have so many babies? because they're too poor to afford condoms.	true
This is every vhs family home movie that’s ever existed	false
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? she worked it out with a pencil.	true
In iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. but in iraq, no phobia.	true
Chuck schumer turns melania trump's 'be best' campaign against donald trump	false
Rubio skips foreign policy meeting as he announces reelection	false
What is the worst place to go on black friday? awnser: home depot they have power tools lol	true
To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. they always finish last.	true
Half of all marriages end in divorce... the other half end in death.	true
What do you get if you cross doc brown and jay-z? 1.21 jiggawhats	true
Finally tried viagra,... damn near broke my hand!	true
Ben carson is eyeing a major campaign shake-up	false
The dramatic first teaser for 'the good wife' spinoff 'the good fight' is here	false
What if steven hawking is the real slim shady we'll never know because he can't stand up	true

Why was the young vampire a failure? because he fainted at the sight of blood.

true

Beyonce album release in november? fan says singer revealed info during meet-and-greet

false

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person

true

12 ideas for a simpler and better today

false

The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, happy gets out.

true

Bella thorne has nothing but love for her ex tyler posey

false

Rick snyder aides urged moving flint back to detroit water system: report

false

This is what johnny depp looks like in 'into the woods'

false

Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word me: yes i've heard that word many times

true

Ed sheeran's 'carpool karaoke' teaser has got us singing like

false

Atlanta rapper shawty lo dies in car crash

false

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? a eunucorn.

true

Laptop travel restrictions, your security, and your cybersecurity

false

Saw this on a shirt silence is golden: duct tape is silver

true

Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes? because sex cells.

true

Tebow fever!! i haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since oj!!!!! ba-ha-ha!!

true

Mike pence says he 'stands with the president' on charlottesville

false

Sir ian mckellen has no time to officiate weddings as gandalf, thanks

false

Justin timberlake and jessica biel are #couplegoals at grizzlies vs. lakers game

false

Trump white house gives local tv reporters a seat at the table

false

Keith olbermann says 'we were invaded' by russia during the election

false

Why did the french chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? he got creped out.

true

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? hasta la pasta baby.

true

If bars can say no to drunk people why won't mcdonalds say no to fat people?

true

What type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu

true

How athletes stay calm under pressure: breath is everything

false

The gop presidential candidates aren't the only ones debating tonight

false

There are lots of reasons to hate the nazis. mine? they didn't finish the job.

true

Shep smith wonders if 'almost fascist' trump has another agenda

false

'stranger things': the duffer brothers on what's in store for season 3

false

Why did the dog eat the salad? for ruffage.

true

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? bro sure!

true

Dear new mom: please ignore the inevitable judgment from people who are trying to be ‘helpful’

false

I just got scammed by a hacker from cairo... i guess you could say i've been e-gipped.

true

What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? io

true

This fake town exists solely to test driverless cars

false

Why is there no gambling in africa? because there are too many cheetahs.

true

What do vacuums and woman have in common? the more you pay, the better they suck.

true

Why do mice have small balls? not many of them know how to dance.

true

Former mlb all-star esteban loaiza nabbed in $500,000 cocaine bust

false

I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny

true

Why harry potter named his son after snape, according to j.k. rowling

false

What is the witches motto ? we came we saw we conjured !

true

You used to call me on my nokia phone

true

I'm single by choice not my choice though, every girl i've ever asked out's choice.

true

How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? one if nobody's looking.

true

Richard dawson esophageal cancer: what is the disease 'family feud' host died from?

false

How landmarks around the world got all dressed up for pride

false

Where does crazy horse live? in an unstable.

true

Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

true

Arsons at 6 black churches in st. louis area are linked

false

Wedding anniversary: couples celebrates 70 years together at amusement park

false

Scarlett johansson, matthew mcconaughey look like the perfect couple (photo)

false

Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?

true

How do you get to matthew mcconaughey's house? a right a right a right

true

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? they don't believe in higher powers.

true

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. the police are looking into it.

true

Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. this wouldn't have happened if it had been a snickers.

true

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? dead.

true

Watch gop memo author devin nunes flee from a simple question

false

Muse attempts to beat back entropy with the 2nd law

false

The eiffel tower replica in slobozia, romania is especially awesome

false

Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring.

true

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? you can un-screw a lightbulb.

true

What do communist leaders call protesters? red paint.

true

Trump’s election commission is already laying the groundwork for voter suppression

false

Hieu tran's 'squared' trailer explores top and bottom dynamics in gay relationships

false

The worst coffee creamer flavors of all time (photos)

false

If gay guys come out of closets... do midgets come out of cabinets?

true

Conservative tech fans once again snubbed by lack of apple gun

false

You know what really grindes my gears? when i don't push the clutch down far enough.

true

I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory

true

What i want my kids to learn from the jennifer lawrence hacking scandal

false

Doctors say changes in wheat do not explain rise of celiac disease

false

Stephen colbert does a stellar impression of donald trump firing rex tillerson

false

Hey girl, are you the final scene in the sopranos? because

true

One potato asks another: -are you sure we are related? -yes i yam!

true

Trevor noah sends matt lauer off to the 'perv news network'

false

California law helps pave the way to a bright mobile future

false

What do you call an average mexican? nacho average guy

true

How a warlord’s legacy has thwarted relief for a mysterious disease in uganda

false

Tidal joins social justice organization for project honoring victims of racial violence

false

What is the pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? doughnuts.

true

What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in flint mi? pb and j

true

What do you get a first dad for father's day? condoms. courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike

true

If steve rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? an iced cap

true

Why do mexicans have so many babies? because they're too poor to afford condoms.

true

This is every vhs family home movie that’s ever existed

false

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? she worked it out with a pencil.

true

In iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. but in iraq, no phobia.

true

Chuck schumer turns melania trump's 'be best' campaign against donald trump

false

Rubio skips foreign policy meeting as he announces reelection

false

What is the worst place to go on black friday? awnser: home depot they have power tools lol

true

To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. they always finish last.

true

Half of all marriages end in divorce... the other half end in death.

true

What do you get if you cross doc brown and jay-z? 1.21 jiggawhats

true

Finally tried viagra,... damn near broke my hand!

true

Ben carson is eyeing a major campaign shake-up

false

The dramatic first teaser for 'the good wife' spinoff 'the good fight' is here

false

What if steven hawking is the real slim shady we'll never know because he can't stand up

true