CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why did the scotsman sell drugs? he had to get plaid.	true
Transgender teens speak to themselves 10 years from now	false
What i learned about creating content from a youtuber with 2 million subscribers	false
Why is it called a shampoo.. if it smells good?	true
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough	true
How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? give him sheet music.	true
Carolyn gregoire's guide on how yoga creates positive change	false
When to worry about gluten, and why i don't	false
Newsweek brings back accused sexual harasser as staffers, advertisers flee	false
Lindsay lohan accounts seized by irs for owed back taxes; charlie sheen pays some of her debt	false
Grammy winners list 2014: daft punk, macklemore, lorde & more	false
Two guys in ca walked off cliff playing pokemon. natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2.	true
Drugs are not a solution! until you mix them with water	true
What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? they both rely on a good batter	true
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often	false
What do goats do on election day? voat. co	true
I'm going to france next summer. oh, really? no, de gaulle.	true
International festival of arts and ideas kicks off in new haven (photos)	false
9 tidbits from george lucas' tribeca chat with stephen colbert	false
I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on instagram.	true
Melania trump responds to charlottesville clashes before president does	false
'simpsons' producer reveals the o.j. simpson cameo that never was	false
Thoughts you have when you're alone at a party full of strangers	false
Bill maher, you should have been at the pakistan embassy this week	false
Anthony bourdain slams critics who say chefs shouldn't talk politics	false
What street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph	true
A father's day apology: elijah pollack is going to be a great guy	false
I had sex with both of the olsen twins. but that was before they were famous.	true
What is brown and sounds like a bell? dung.	true
Absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh	true
Adorable animated film offers beautiful story of two boys falling in love	false
Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? lenin-nade. just smack me.	true
Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?	true
What did o say to q? hey! put that thing back in your pants!	true
My professor's name is andy nusbaum. his email is [email protected]	true
The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. he passed with flying colors.	true
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on tv.	true
Betty white won the super bowl before it even started	false
War has damaged hundreds of heritage sites in syria	false
My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret.	true
How does norman bates get to the bates motel? he takes the psycho path! (i'll see myself out...)	true
Gop presidential hopefuls say obama shouldn't get to fill supreme court vacancy	false
Countries with the highest unemployment: 24/7 wall st.	false
Please stop yelling. i put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy.	true
I wanna die peaceful in my sleep just my like my grandpah! unlike the passengers in his car...	true
Tarzan doesn't have a beard. yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years.	true
What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? i apollogize.	true
I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to.	true
When i say, no problem, i mean, you remember this favor forever.	true
If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business	true
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? yeah, sorry about that.	true
Epa to propose 30 percent cut in carbon emissions	false
God: moses. this is the lord. i have news for your people. moses: new burning bush. who dis?	true
Why is cam newton's house so dirty? he doesn't pick up after himself.	true
I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be.	true
Farmer: can i help you, sir? me: this ain't my first rodeo, buddy farmer:	true
Will my grandmothers' stories make it into rep. maloney's women's history museum?	false
What do you call a greedy crab? shell fish......	true
Knock knock who's there ? colin ! colin who ? colin all cars colin all cars !	true
Mick mulvaney doles out fat raises to new cfpb staffers amid push to cut costs	false
I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms.	true
What happened when the lawyer took a viagra? he got taller.	true
'aladdin' star navid negahban addresses fans' whitewashing concerns	false
I think i can speak for everyone when i say that i am a ventriloquist.	true
Watch how beautiful it is to be a mom in 2 and a half minutes	false
Why are african americans so good at sports? because of hard work and dedication.	true
Un: civilians are being killed, wounded in record numbers in afghanistan	false
Amazon to sell smart locks so it can slip packages into your home	false
South carolina wins first ever ncaa national title	false
Which villains steal soap from the bath? robber ducks.	true
What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? a bug report	true
Excessive erosion sweeps hawaii homes out to sea	false
Young amy schumer gets her dance on in perfect #tbt	false
Brooke shields' style evolution: from supermodel to super stylish	false
How many latinos does it take to do a wax job? a brazillion!	true
I can't stop telling people how modest i am.	true
This is an anti-joke!! what's green and has wheels?? grass!!! i lied about the wheels!!	true
What they don't want you to know about raspberry ketones	false
A searching moral inventory: america's opportunity to avoid the haunting self-destruction of racism	false
Recipe of the day: steak sandwich with fried onions	false
The american health care paradox: a book review	false
If 'the biggest loser' doesn't work, why is it still on the air?	false
Everyone's a genius until faced with an alien coffee maker	true
Katherine heigl marries alexis bledel in 'jenny's wedding' trailer	false
How being a stay-at-home mom landed me my dream job	false
This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times i meet everyone	true
Slain california university stabbing suspect was angry about study group ejection, authorities say	false
Another reason i find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth.	true
Angela merkel is merely being honest with u.s., spokesman says	false
Good cop: what are you doing - he was unarmed dog cop: plants a vacuum cleaner on body	true
What is chuck liddell's favorite fruit? the grapple...	true
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going	true
What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government? a haiku.	true
If there was award for laziness... . i would send someone else to get it.	true
If two wrongs make a right... then what do two wrights make? a plane.	true
One year later: what i've taught my 6-year-old daughter about donald trump	false
How does a wwe wrestler like his eggs? raw	true
I heard there are strength in numbers... try telling that to 6,000,000 jews	true
Linda from the office calls it a shawl but i know a shitty cape when i see one.	true
The great wall of china was originally created to keep chuck norris out. it failed miserably.	true

Why did the scotsman sell drugs? he had to get plaid.

true

Transgender teens speak to themselves 10 years from now

false

What i learned about creating content from a youtuber with 2 million subscribers

false

Why is it called a shampoo.. if it smells good?

true

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

true

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? give him sheet music.

true

Carolyn gregoire's guide on how yoga creates positive change

false

When to worry about gluten, and why i don't

false

Newsweek brings back accused sexual harasser as staffers, advertisers flee

false

Lindsay lohan accounts seized by irs for owed back taxes; charlie sheen pays some of her debt

false

Grammy winners list 2014: daft punk, macklemore, lorde & more

false

Two guys in ca walked off cliff playing pokemon. natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2.

true

Drugs are not a solution! until you mix them with water

true

What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? they both rely on a good *batter*

true

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often

false

What do goats do on election day? voat. co

true

I'm going to france next summer. oh, really? no, de gaulle.

true

International festival of arts and ideas kicks off in new haven (photos)

false

9 tidbits from george lucas' tribeca chat with stephen colbert

false

I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on instagram.

true

Melania trump responds to charlottesville clashes before president does

false

'simpsons' producer reveals the o.j. simpson cameo that never was

false

Thoughts you have when you're alone at a party full of strangers

false

Bill maher, you should have been at the pakistan embassy this week

false

Anthony bourdain slams critics who say chefs shouldn't talk politics

false

What street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph

true

A father's day apology: elijah pollack is going to be a great guy

false

I had sex with both of the olsen twins. but that was before they were famous.

true

What is brown and sounds like a bell? dung.

true

Absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh

true

Adorable animated film offers beautiful story of two boys falling in love

false

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? lenin-nade. just smack me.

true

Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?

true

What did o say to q? hey! put that thing back in your pants!

true

My professor's name is andy nusbaum. his email is [email protected]

true

The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. he passed with flying colors.

true

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on tv.

true

Betty white won the super bowl before it even started

false

War has damaged hundreds of heritage sites in syria

false

My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret.

true

How does norman bates get to the bates motel? he takes the psycho path! (i'll see myself out...)

true

Gop presidential hopefuls say obama shouldn't get to fill supreme court vacancy

false

Countries with the highest unemployment: 24/7 wall st.

false

Please stop yelling. i put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy.

true

I wanna die peaceful in my sleep just my like my grandpah! unlike the passengers in his car...

true

Tarzan doesn't have a beard. yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years.

true

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? i apollogize.

true

I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to.

true

When i say, no problem, i mean, you remember this favor forever.

true

If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business

true

Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? yeah, sorry about that.

true

Epa to propose 30 percent cut in carbon emissions

false

God: moses. this is the lord. i have news for your people. moses: new burning bush. who dis?

true

Why is cam newton's house so dirty? he doesn't pick up after himself.

true

I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be.

true

Farmer: can i help you, sir? me: this ain't my first rodeo, buddy farmer:

true

Will my grandmothers' stories make it into rep. maloney's women's history museum?

false

What do you call a greedy crab? shell fish......

true

Knock knock who's there ? colin ! colin who ? colin all cars colin all cars !

true

Mick mulvaney doles out fat raises to new cfpb staffers amid push to cut costs

false

I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms.

true

What happened when the lawyer took a viagra? he got taller.

true

'aladdin' star navid negahban addresses fans' whitewashing concerns

false

I think i can speak for everyone when i say that i am a ventriloquist.

true

Watch how beautiful it is to be a mom in 2 and a half minutes

false

Why are african americans so good at sports? because of hard work and dedication.

true

Un: civilians are being killed, wounded in record numbers in afghanistan

false

Amazon to sell smart locks so it can slip packages into your home

false

South carolina wins first ever ncaa national title

false

Which villains steal soap from the bath? robber ducks.

true

What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? a bug report

true

Excessive erosion sweeps hawaii homes out to sea

false

Young amy schumer gets her dance on in perfect #tbt

false

Brooke shields' style evolution: from supermodel to super stylish

false

How many latinos does it take to do a wax job? a brazillion!

true

I can't stop telling people how modest i am.

true

This is an anti-joke!! what's green and has wheels?? grass!!! i lied about the wheels!!

true

What they don't want you to know about raspberry ketones

false

A searching moral inventory: america's opportunity to avoid the haunting self-destruction of racism

false

Recipe of the day: steak sandwich with fried onions

false

The american health care paradox: a book review

false

If 'the biggest loser' doesn't work, why is it still on the air?

false

Everyone's a genius until faced with an alien coffee maker

true

Katherine heigl marries alexis bledel in 'jenny's wedding' trailer

false

How being a stay-at-home mom landed me my dream job

false

This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times i meet everyone

true

Slain california university stabbing suspect was angry about study group ejection, authorities say

false

Another reason i find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth.

true

Angela merkel is merely being honest with u.s., spokesman says

false

Good cop: what are you doing - he was unarmed dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*

true

What is chuck liddell's favorite fruit? the grapple...

true

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going

true

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government? a haiku.

true

If there was award for laziness... . i would send someone else to get it.

true

If two wrongs make a right... then what do two wrights make? a plane.

true

One year later: what i've taught my 6-year-old daughter about donald trump

false

How does a wwe wrestler like his eggs? raw

true

I heard there are strength in numbers... try telling that to 6,000,000 jews

true

Linda from the office calls it a shawl but i know a shitty cape when i see one.

true

The great wall of china was originally created to keep chuck norris out. it failed miserably.

true