CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in france? linoleum blownapart	true
Author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account'	false
Trevor noah likens divided america to south african apartheid in powerful op-ed	false
Why did the duck go to the basketball game? he heard the ref was blowing fouls!	true
I lost weight: james brice lost half his bodyweight -- and is still losing	false
Lena dunham hangs with anna wintour, making that vogue cover seem even more likely...	false
Soleil moon-frye is in 'total denial' about being pregnant with a boy	false
A 'game of thrones' season 5 special will air next month	false
I could die but i'm afraid of the reapercussions	true
This skincare regimen is the secret to a perfect complexion	false
Marc jacobs proposed to his boyfriend with a chipotle flash mob	false
Mylan hit with new class action lawsuit over epipen pricing	false
North korea says u.s. pressure was not the reason for its denuclearization promise	false
Pradaxa and xarelto: top heart doctors concerned over new blood thinners	false
What do you call a bulimic tree? sycamore.	true
Wife: you're the best thing that ever happened to me. husband: i really miss baywatch.	true
A child's observation a child's observation: if a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests.	true
Every time i get a paper cut, i know somewhere a tree is laughing.	true
The secret to successful innovation: not being afraid to fail	false
Get along with my ex? are you !@#$-ing kidding me?	false
This smart brush will shame you into taking care of your hair	false
Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook	true
South korea's scandal-tainted park to face impeachment vote next week	false
Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?	true
Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? because they rappel men and women.	true
Florida zika case could be first local transmission in u.s.	false
What is peyton manning's favorite counting crows song? omaha	true
Did you hear about all the pokemon that died in the fire? all that was left was ash	true
The 5 things i learned in my 20's	false
Kaley cuoco & ryan sweeting poke fun at split rumors	false
What's a junkie's favorite videogame? need for speed.	true
Des doyle and ryan patrick mcguffey learn the ropes with showrunners	false
Koons, walker and the examination of life and death	false
Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... i don't think i can ever repay you!	true
My dad had the heart of a lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.	true
The best shopping in detroit is filled with detroit pride	false
Mcdonalds started selling a hotdog called a mcjagger. it's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole.	true
I love my ribcage. it is very close to my heart.	true
A german installs a bath around his table badumtisch	true
I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... get a load of this guy	true
Accused fake 'teen doctor' malachi love-robinson arrested again	false
I've thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.	true
Bill cosby performs in public for first time since sexual assault allegations	false
Why i'm throwing my kid a low-key birthday party	false
So many haunted mansions. sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost.	true
If you've never played tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher.	true
Knock knock!!!1!1 who's there? u fuk u fuk who? ur mum	true
What does a confused student at hogwarts study? which craft?	true
What do you call a woman with an opinion? wrong.	true
Protests clog up rio hours before opening ceremony	false
I don't live for my kids -- and that is my biggest gift to them	false
How do you feel when you don't have coffee? depresso.	true
Marco rubio tries to salvage his campaign with laughter	false
What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies	true
Five hometown ski resorts delivering on value in 2014	false
Obama just told 20 people they won’t die in prison	false
No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim	true
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? because she threw out all the bent ones.	true
Forget manafort -- the big news is the papadopoulos plea deal	false
Fashion week live blog: everything that's happening at day 1 of nyfw fall 2014	false
People treat me like a god... they don't talk to me unless they want something.	true
When he's out driving where does dracula like to stop and eat? the happy biter.	true
What do you call a broken can-opener? a can't opener.	true
Kevin bacon will come after you if you talk or text during a movie	false
What charity has peta beat in terms of death rate? the make a wish foundation.	true
What's the worst part of being a paedophile? it's hard to fit in.	true
These grotesque, dreamlike portraits are gonna stick with you	false
I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!	true
Aclu sues milwaukee over stop-and-frisk, widening challenge to police practice	false
Olympians could owe the irs thousands in taxes on medals, cash bonuses	false
If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise.	true
What's the difference between bullets and everyone? everyone misses harambe.	true
How the 'me, me, me' generation has freed purpose	false
I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. i think i'd really enjoy dry 69.	true
Can you get a tattoo on your penis? yea, but it would be hard.	true
California just made it easier to fire bad teachers	false
You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.	true
Air algerie plane likely crashed due to bad weather, officials say	false
Where does the president keep his armies? in his baracks	true
So... the girl i lost my virginity to was retarded. i wanted my first time to be special.	true
Some people have 32 teeth while others have 10... it's simple meth.	true
Sexy halloween costumes: 14 inappropriate 'bride' costumes (photos)	false
If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom he's full of shit.	true
Tuesday's morning email: how the las vegas mass shooting unfolded	false
What song did kim jong il request be played at his funeral? journey - don't stop bereaving.	true
Trump’s hhs nominee got a sweetheart deal from a foreign biotech firm	false
What do you get when you cross the atlantic ocean with the titanic? half way.	true
Trump's nfl attacks appear to fuel huge facebook gains for breitbart and fox	false
If wednesday is hump day... ...is tuesday foreplay day?	true
I walked in the closet. i'm officially a straight man.	true
Beau hossler stars at u.s. open: 17-year-old shows maturity at olympic club	false
'paper towns' trailer is a ya book-to-movie masterpiece	false
New series examines what it means to be gay and hiv positive in 2016	false
What catfights? 9 tv shows that are good for girls	false
Who keeps billions of taxpayer dollars flowing to for-profit colleges? these guys	false
Where do you get frog's eggs? the spawn shop.	true
Three mexicans walk in to a bar... you'd think juan would've seen it.	true
The difference between real and fake news about marijuana	false
Two women live-tweeted their abortion journey from ireland to the u.k.	false
Roosevelt island's new four freedoms park flourishes in winter (photos)	false

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in france? linoleum blownapart

true

Author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account'

false

Trevor noah likens divided america to south african apartheid in powerful op-ed

false

Why did the duck go to the basketball game? he heard the ref was blowing fouls!

true

I lost weight: james brice lost half his bodyweight -- and is still losing

false

Lena dunham hangs with anna wintour, making that vogue cover seem even more likely...

false

Soleil moon-frye is in 'total denial' about being pregnant with a boy

false

A 'game of thrones' season 5 special will air next month

false

I could die but i'm afraid of the reapercussions

true

This skincare regimen is the secret to a perfect complexion

false

Marc jacobs proposed to his boyfriend with a chipotle flash mob

false

Mylan hit with new class action lawsuit over epipen pricing

false

North korea says u.s. pressure was not the reason for its denuclearization promise

false

Pradaxa and xarelto: top heart doctors concerned over new blood thinners

false

What do you call a bulimic tree? sycamore.

true

Wife: you're the best thing that ever happened to me. husband: i really miss baywatch.

true

A child's observation a child's observation: if a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests.

true

Every time i get a paper cut, i know somewhere a tree is laughing.

true

The secret to successful innovation: not being afraid to fail

false

Get along with my ex? are you !@#$-ing kidding me?

false

This smart brush will shame you into taking care of your hair

false

Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook

true

South korea's scandal-tainted park to face impeachment vote next week

false

Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?

true

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? because they rappel men and women.

true

Florida zika case could be first local transmission in u.s.

false

What is peyton manning's favorite counting crows song? omaha

true

Did you hear about all the pokemon that died in the fire? all that was left was ash

true

The 5 things i learned in my 20's

false

Kaley cuoco & ryan sweeting poke fun at split rumors

false

What's a junkie's favorite videogame? need for speed.

true

Des doyle and ryan patrick mcguffey learn the ropes with showrunners

false

Koons, walker and the examination of life and death

false

Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... i don't think i can ever repay you!

true

My dad had the heart of a lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

true

The best shopping in detroit is filled with detroit pride

false

Mcdonalds started selling a hotdog called a mcjagger. it's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole.

true

I love my ribcage. it is very close to my heart.

true

A german installs a bath around his table badumtisch

true

I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... get a load of this guy

true

Accused fake 'teen doctor' malachi love-robinson arrested again

false

I've thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.

true

Bill cosby performs in public for first time since sexual assault allegations

false

Why i'm throwing my kid a low-key birthday party

false

So many haunted mansions. sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost.

true

If you've never played tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher.

true

Knock knock!!!1!1 who's there? u fuk u fuk who? ur mum

true

What does a confused student at hogwarts study? which craft?

true

What do you call a woman with an opinion? wrong.

true

Protests clog up rio hours before opening ceremony

false

I don't live for my kids -- and that is my biggest gift to them

false

How do you feel when you don't have coffee? depresso.

true

Marco rubio tries to salvage his campaign with laughter

false

What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies

true

Five hometown ski resorts delivering on value in 2014

false

Obama just told 20 people they won’t die in prison

false

No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim

true

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? because she threw out all the bent ones.

true

Forget manafort -- the big news is the papadopoulos plea deal

false

Fashion week live blog: everything that's happening at day 1 of nyfw fall 2014

false

People treat me like a god... they don't talk to me unless they want something.

true

When he's out driving where does dracula like to stop and eat? the happy biter.

true

What do you call a broken can-opener? a can't opener.

true

Kevin bacon will come after you if you talk or text during a movie

false

What charity has peta beat in terms of death rate? the make a wish foundation.

true

What's the worst part of being a paedophile? it's hard to fit in.

true

These grotesque, dreamlike portraits are gonna stick with you

false

I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!

true

Aclu sues milwaukee over stop-and-frisk, widening challenge to police practice

false

Olympians could owe the irs thousands in taxes on medals, cash bonuses

false

If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise.

true

What's the difference between bullets and everyone? everyone misses harambe.

true

How the 'me, me, me' generation has freed purpose

false

I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. i think i'd really enjoy dry 69.

true

Can you get a tattoo on your penis? yea, but it would be hard.

true

California just made it easier to fire bad teachers

false

You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

true

Air algerie plane likely crashed due to bad weather, officials say

false

Where does the president keep his armies? in his baracks

true

So... the girl i lost my virginity to was retarded. i wanted my first time to be special.

true

Some people have 32 teeth while others have 10... it's simple meth.

true

Sexy halloween costumes: 14 inappropriate 'bride' costumes (photos)

false

If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom he's full of shit.

true

Tuesday's morning email: how the las vegas mass shooting unfolded

false

What song did kim jong il request be played at his funeral? journey - don't stop bereaving.

true

Trump’s hhs nominee got a sweetheart deal from a foreign biotech firm

false

What do you get when you cross the atlantic ocean with the titanic? half way.

true

Trump's nfl attacks appear to fuel huge facebook gains for breitbart and fox

false

If wednesday is hump day... ...is tuesday foreplay day?

true

I walked in the closet. i'm officially a straight man.

true

Beau hossler stars at u.s. open: 17-year-old shows maturity at olympic club

false

'paper towns' trailer is a ya book-to-movie masterpiece

false

New series examines what it means to be gay and hiv positive in 2016

false

What catfights? 9 tv shows that are good for girls

false

Who keeps billions of taxpayer dollars flowing to for-profit colleges? these guys

false

Where do you get frog's eggs? the spawn shop.

true

Three mexicans walk in to a bar... you'd think juan would've seen it.

true

The difference between real and fake news about marijuana

false

Two women live-tweeted their abortion journey from ireland to the u.k.

false

Roosevelt island's new four freedoms park flourishes in winter (photos)

false