CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Man accused of stealing $5 in snacks died in jail as he waited for space at mental hospital	false
Katie nolan shuts down all the idiots who have a problem with a female nfl coach	false
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? a dill-doe	true
Fashion designer l'wren scott found dead in nyc apartment	false
The best and worst time to sell a house, plus home staging tips (photos)	false
Meditation in action: how to tap into your creativity	false
Provigil: narcolepsy drug being taken by people without the sleep disorder	false
Lot18 tasting room is the first wine club to get it right	false
Hey baby, is that a gun in my pocket? get in the van.	true
Terrible news: dsm-5 refuses to reduce overdiagnosis of 'somatic symptom disorder'	false
Hedgehogs... why can't they just share the hedge?	true
Life is like a cup of coffe. dark and bitter.	true
What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? bawdy wash.	true
Ryan gosling and bradley cooper: the place beyond the pines	false
23 inspiring women who are blazing trails for the lgbt community	false
Why are white people bad at chess? they think all the white pieces are kings.	true
Noah cyrus talks new tattoos, new album, and having a famous family	false
What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? pedophile	true
Donald trumps favorite movie is e. t. because the fucking alien went back home!	true
Hey girl are your parents retarded? because you're special.	true
2 rules to be successful 1) don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)	true
Joseph schooling receives a hero's welcome upon returning to singapore	false
Putin says russia must strengthen to ward off nato drive	false
Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. because they can plant churches.	true
These new york mets fans are expert chicago cubs trolls	false
Why i want to be my autistic daughter	false
How rape culture and racism combine to hurt asian women	false
Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. but to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro	true
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? their making headlines!	true
My wife and i were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. it never came up.	true
How do you know you're at a gay bbq? .. the hotdogs taste like shit.	true
If satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.	true
I really think miracle whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle.	true
Forgive me, for i have sinned. same time tomorrow?	true
This instagram account shames skinny women for posing with food	false
I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson.	true
'the deer hunter' and 'reckless': hollywood briefly comes to the factory valleys (photos)	false
This fan's tears are fast and furious after meeting the rock	false
Obama: deaths of marines in chattanooga shooting 'heartbreaking'	false
Lindsey graham says republicans risk getting 'burned' on benghazi issue	false
Everything you need to know before you try trail running	false
Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... they can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.	true
There are two kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from missing information.	true
'little book of big ideas' is smaller than a safety pin, wiser than you	false
It seems those trump supporters... have some egg on their faces	true
5 creative ways to give marriage advice to newlyweds	false
How many rothchilds does it take to change a light bulb? there still working on it...	true
Don't trust anyone that orders a medium pizza....	true
7 things people dressed up for in our grandparents' day	false
Amazing encino, california home once owned by supertramp's rick davies can be all yours (photos)	false
How to gain 70 pounds for a twin pregnancy	false
After one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers	true
What do you call a struggling artist? baroque.	true
The rio 2016 volunteer who sets the pace in the olympic velodrome	false
Fishtail braid video teaches this beauty novice (video)	false
Ellie day says not to blame lebron james for scary courtside collision	false
Explain joke what is a bee's favorite game? hive and seek	true
What's the song that coldplay wrote for you? yellow. phil answers phone	true
What do you say when god sneezes? go bless yourself.	true
These are the companies with the worst customer service	false
What do you call a nomadic caveman? a meanderthal.	true
I'm naming my new exercise regime 'brexit'. it's the quickest way to lose pounds.	true
Why did the alcoholic comedian quit performing? he couldn't handle the boos.	true
Which teachers care the most about their students? math teachers, because every student counts.	true
Gf: just fyi, my dad teaches at the naval academy does my belly button look weird to you?	true
Top saudi cleric says iran leaders not muslims as hajj row mounts	false
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.	true
Ethiopia how do you start a rave in ethiopia? stable bread to the ceiling.	true
Street art just got more dangerous in egypt, but artists are getting more creative	false
30 years ago, bill murray called a full cubs game and it was glorious	false
6 new mers cases in saudi arabia and uae	false
After his wedding, chuck norris sent you're welcome cards to all of his guests.	true
Why are americans so bad at league of legends? because they can't protect their towers	true
If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet i question your commitment to alcohol.	true
Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? she was mentally ill!!!!!!	true
Bahrain takes severe hit at upr in geneva	false
What's the difference between bmw and a porky pine? the porky pine has the prick on the outside.	true
I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years	true
I wrote a book about my car it was an auto-biography	true
Will chikungunya fever in the caribbean spread to the us?	false
Preparing president obama for the international aids conference, july 2012	false
I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... it came in at quarter past 4.	true
Adult: someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.	true
Fema contractor failed to deliver millions of meals to puerto rico: lawmakers	false
The opposite of spongebob squarepants is towelweave circleshorts	true
Why don't we have family leave policies for high school students?	false
Ellen page and co-host ian daniel open up about confronting prejudice while filming 'gaycation'	false
So much for 'letting the people decide' the supreme court nominee	false
I want to be a brick layer, i'm shittin bricks left and right.haha	true
This company's chips are already in your house. ibm wants to connect them to the internet.	false
Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? they're really good at it	true
Man food: father's day recipes that aren't just steaks and burgers	false
Man claiming to be prince's son requests dna test	false
Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago.	true
My plan if there is a draft: put a coat on.	true
For god's sex, stop making fun of my english. #whereenglishfails	true
Why can't you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? because the p is silent.	true
Elian gonzalez reacts to fidel castro's death on cuban state tv	false
Cheating husband: slate's 'dear prudence' tackles tough question on infidelity	false
With democrats on the offensive, neil gorsuch takes the stand in the senate	false

Man accused of stealing $5 in snacks died in jail as he waited for space at mental hospital

false

Katie nolan shuts down all the idiots who have a problem with a female nfl coach

false

What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? a dill-doe

true

Fashion designer l'wren scott found dead in nyc apartment

false

The best and worst time to sell a house, plus home staging tips (photos)

false

Meditation in action: how to tap into your creativity

false

Provigil: narcolepsy drug being taken by people without the sleep disorder

false

Lot18 tasting room is the first wine club to get it right

false

Hey baby, is that a gun in my pocket? get in the van.

true

Terrible news: dsm-5 refuses to reduce overdiagnosis of 'somatic symptom disorder'

false

Hedgehogs... why can't they just share the hedge?

true

Life is like a cup of coffe. dark and bitter.

true

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? bawdy wash.

true

Ryan gosling and bradley cooper: the place beyond the pines

false

23 inspiring women who are blazing trails for the lgbt community

false

Why are white people bad at chess? they think all the white pieces are kings.

true

Noah cyrus talks new tattoos, new album, and having a famous family

false

What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? pedophile

true

Donald trumps favorite movie is e. t. because the fucking alien went back home!

true

Hey girl are your parents retarded? because you're special.

true

2 rules to be successful 1) don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)

true

Joseph schooling receives a hero's welcome upon returning to singapore

false

Putin says russia must strengthen to ward off nato drive

false

Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. because they can plant churches.

true

These new york mets fans are expert chicago cubs trolls

false

Why i want to be my autistic daughter

false

How rape culture and racism combine to hurt asian women

false

Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. but to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro

true

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? their making headlines!

true

My wife and i were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. it never came up.

true

How do you know you're at a gay bbq? .. the hotdogs taste like shit.

true

If satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.

true

I really think miracle whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle.

true

Forgive me, for i have sinned. same time tomorrow?

true

This instagram account shames skinny women for posing with food

false

I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson.

true

'the deer hunter' and 'reckless': hollywood briefly comes to the factory valleys (photos)

false

This fan's tears are fast and furious after meeting the rock

false

Obama: deaths of marines in chattanooga shooting 'heartbreaking'

false

Lindsey graham says republicans risk getting 'burned' on benghazi issue

false

Everything you need to know before you try trail running

false

Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... they can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

true

There are two kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from missing information.

true

'little book of big ideas' is smaller than a safety pin, wiser than you

false

It seems those trump supporters... have some egg on their faces

true

5 creative ways to give marriage advice to newlyweds

false

How many rothchilds does it take to change a light bulb? there still working on it...

true

Don't trust anyone that orders a medium pizza....

true

7 things people dressed up for in our grandparents' day

false

Amazing encino, california home once owned by supertramp's rick davies can be all yours (photos)

false

How to gain 70 pounds for a twin pregnancy

false

After one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers

true

What do you call a struggling artist? baroque.

true

The rio 2016 volunteer who sets the pace in the olympic velodrome

false

Fishtail braid video teaches this beauty novice (video)

false

Ellie day says not to blame lebron james for scary courtside collision

false

Explain joke what is a bee's favorite game? hive and seek

true

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you? yellow. *phil answers phone*

true

What do you say when god sneezes? go bless yourself.

true

These are the companies with the worst customer service

false

What do you call a nomadic caveman? a meanderthal.

true

I'm naming my new exercise regime 'brexit'. it's the quickest way to lose pounds.

true

Why did the alcoholic comedian quit performing? he couldn't handle the boos.

true

Which teachers care the most about their students? math teachers, because every student counts.

true

Gf: just fyi, my dad teaches at the naval academy does my belly button look weird to you?

true

Top saudi cleric says iran leaders not muslims as hajj row mounts

false

Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

true

Ethiopia how do you start a rave in ethiopia? stable bread to the ceiling.

true

Street art just got more dangerous in egypt, but artists are getting more creative

false

30 years ago, bill murray called a full cubs game and it was glorious

false

6 new mers cases in saudi arabia and uae

false

After his wedding, chuck norris sent you're welcome cards to all of his guests.

true

Why are americans so bad at league of legends? because they can't protect their towers

true

If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet i question your commitment to alcohol.

true

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? she was mentally ill!!!!!!

true

Bahrain takes severe hit at upr in geneva

false

What's the difference between bmw and a porky pine? the porky pine has the prick on the outside.

true

I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years

true

I wrote a book about my car it was an auto-biography

true

Will chikungunya fever in the caribbean spread to the us?

false

Preparing president obama for the international aids conference, july 2012

false

I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... it came in at quarter past 4.

true

Adult: someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.

true

Fema contractor failed to deliver millions of meals to puerto rico: lawmakers

false

The opposite of spongebob squarepants is towelweave circleshorts

true

Why don't we have family leave policies for high school students?

false

Ellen page and co-host ian daniel open up about confronting prejudice while filming 'gaycation'

false

So much for 'letting the people decide' the supreme court nominee

false

I want to be a brick layer, i'm shittin bricks left and right.haha

true

This company's chips are already in your house. ibm wants to connect them to the internet.

false

Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? they're really good at it

true

Man food: father's day recipes that aren't just steaks and burgers

false

Man claiming to be prince's son requests dna test

false

Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago.

true

My plan if there is a draft: put a coat on.

true

For god's sex, stop making fun of my english. #whereenglishfails

true

Why can't you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? because the p is silent.

true

Elian gonzalez reacts to fidel castro's death on cuban state tv

false

Cheating husband: slate's 'dear prudence' tackles tough question on infidelity

false

With democrats on the offensive, neil gorsuch takes the stand in the senate

false