CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Be a part of the festival revelry in bhutan	false
I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... if i hear another one it's gonna benign	true
Can the pentagon win when putsch comes to shove?	false
U.s. swimmer bentz says lochte played key role in rio scandal	false
Why do you never see any bugs in a church? because they are in sects.	true
Bobbi kristina pays touching tribute to mom whitney houston	false
What do you call 250 dead politicians? a good start.	true
I have literally never seen a mattress store with customers in it	true
8 halloween don'ts we didn't think we had to say in the first place (photos)	false
Vandals deface colossal las vegas land art art installation	false
Juli briskman has at least 5,523 reasons to be thankful this year	false
We are all doing the best we can: a lesson in compassion	false
Russian women must be horny... even their president's name is put in.	true
Why is mrs. claus disappointed? because santa came early! i'll let myself out.	true
What is the opposite of palindrom? ntscindrom hahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahaaahaahaha	true
Rim fire development held back in yosemite by california firefighters	false
You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...i'll see myself out	true
U.s. olympian deletes selfie with ivanka trump: 'i was tired of reading the hate'	false
One in 5 american kids are on food stamps	false
What does a trumpet player use as contraception? his personality.	true
Romans were rich, romans had feasts! but for the love of god stay away from their priests!	true
What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? phlegmbuoyant.	true
Seth meyers: 'it feels like i’m binge-watching' donald trump's presidency	false
Why do black people always have nightmares? because we shot the last one that had a dream.	true
Have you ever heard a carthaginian ambulance? dido, dido, dido, dido, dido!	true
This dad just proved a sexist double standard without saying a word	false
I've successfully made a time machine thank you kind stranger for giving me gold	true
I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but i found it too loud.	true
Immigration enforcers, unleashed by trump, can finally ‘do our jobs again’	false
These psychedelic cave photos will make you wonder why you spend your days above ground	false
Ingenious hack turns amazon dash button into trump-fighting machine	false
London police officer fatally stabbed in terror attack identified as 15-year veteran	false
You can now fat-shame a redditor and not feel butt hurt about it	false
Why can't you trust anything matter says? because it makes up everything.	true
Susan sarandon calls oklahoma governor a 'horrible person' for not stopping execution	false
Trainer: ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!? me: tanning bed	true
How cake became the favorite mode for debate over lgbt rights, other issues	false
Aap endorses gay marriage. so why am i so annoyed?	false
Why wasn't sean connery standing? he had to shit.	true
Brand tibet china's and tibetan exiles' contrasting narratives on tibet	false
Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? they couldn't tell each other apart.	true
Isis burns oil field east of tikrit in defensive maneuver, witness says	false
Before twitter, i used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind.	true
Cholesterol levels improving in u.s. adults, study shows	false
Tori spelling blogs about daughter hattie's first word	false
Pope francis performs impromptu wedding ceremony aboard papal plane	false
Hawaii pulls the plug on embattled health insurance exchange	false
When chris angle levitated in front of chuck norris, chuck norris just laughed and flew away.	true
Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke.	true
It’s time for democrats to get off the trump train	false
How do you give a hill billy a circumcision? you kick his sister in the jaw.	true
Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny.	true
It's so cold outside, i actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.	true
Antibiotic resistance poses 'catastrophic threat' to medicine, says britain's top health official	false
Nbc obtains video claiming to show anti-isis raid that killed u.s. operative	false
How do you keep someone waiting i'll post the answer tomorrow	true
I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. i'm not fluent in nonsense.	true
Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype	true
Steve irwin died as he lived... with animals in his heart.	true
Q: what do you do with a green ghoul? a: wait until it ripens.	true
Lochte turns up late for his brazil hearing... very sorry your honour, i got held up	true
What's the difference between a whore and nickleback? a whore doesn't always suck cock.	true
Two shitty jokes what's brown and sticky? a stick. what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre.	true
My father got crushed by a falling piano. his funeral was very low key.	true
Ixtapa and zihuatanejo go from pirates to pilates	false
Just read a book on helium. couldn't put it down.	true
High-fructose corn syrup may be worse for you than sugar, study finds	false
Just saw a woman with a banksy tattoo. she must be a really deep sleeper!	true
What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence	true
Does anyone actually know the secret to good click-bait titles?	true
Trippy fractals capture the kaleidoscopic beauty of architecture	false
The three modes of communication telephone, telegraph and tell a woman	true
Hank hill is into bdsm because he is pro-pain.	true
I like my men how i like my rum smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke.	true
Golden state forces a game 7 in epic come-from-behind victory	false
Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor.	true
What does a whistle-blower do during a russian blizzard? nothing, he's snowden.	true
71% of all statistics are ... ...made up	true
Did you read the book the history of glue? i couldn't put it down!	true
For liberal billionaire tom steyer, it’s all about that base	false
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 21	false
Hope hicks told president that trump jr.'s emails ‘will never get out’: report	false
Shout out to the people who... don't know what the opposite of in is	true
When i heard about ferguson.. ...i assumed it related to sir alex ferguson	true
Portugal defeats france 1-0 to win euro 2016 championship	false
Why i'm so grateful for a purple beach shovel	false
If the swiss army knife is so good.... how come the swiss army never fights?	true
What did the tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, they were both stuck up bitches	true
How did the nervous female organ that was going to hollywood feel? they were overreacting.	true
Here's proof christmas has already begun, thanks to mariah carey	false
I changed my mind wife: i changed my mind... husband: does the new one work?	true
How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? as many as will fit.	true
Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby.	true
Obama's visit: cementing the alliance with the gulf and the détente with iran	false
A white mother's reaction to 'dear white moms'	false
What do you call a running chicken? poultry in motion.	true
Distressed vikings fan's sign proves just how devastating sports can be	false
What do a fly and a boner have in common? you can't go to sleep without whacking it.	true
Let’s be honest… none of us are perfect	false
Inkhosikati lambikiza, 'first lady' of swaziland, is our new style queen (photos)	false

Be a part of the festival revelry in bhutan

false

I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... if i hear another one it's gonna benign

true

Can the pentagon win when putsch comes to shove?

false

U.s. swimmer bentz says lochte played key role in rio scandal

false

Why do you never see any bugs in a church? because they are in sects.

true

Bobbi kristina pays touching tribute to mom whitney houston

false

What do you call 250 dead politicians? a good start.

true

I have literally never seen a mattress store with customers in it

true

8 halloween don'ts we didn't think we had to say in the first place (photos)

false

Vandals deface colossal las vegas land art art installation

false

Juli briskman has at least 5,523 reasons to be thankful this year

false

We are all doing the best we can: a lesson in compassion

false

Russian women must be horny... even their president's name is put in.

true

Why is mrs. claus disappointed? because santa came early! i'll let myself out.

true

What is the opposite of palindrom? ntscindrom hahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahaaahaahaha

true

Rim fire development held back in yosemite by california firefighters

false

You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...i'll see myself out

true

U.s. olympian deletes selfie with ivanka trump: 'i was tired of reading the hate'

false

One in 5 american kids are on food stamps

false

What does a trumpet player use as contraception? his personality.

true

Romans were rich, romans had feasts! but for the love of god stay away from their priests!

true

What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? phlegmbuoyant.

true

Seth meyers: 'it feels like i’m binge-watching' donald trump's presidency

false

Why do black people always have nightmares? because we shot the last one that had a dream.

true

Have you ever heard a carthaginian ambulance? dido, dido, dido, dido, dido!

true

This dad just proved a sexist double standard without saying a word

false

I've successfully made a time machine thank you kind stranger for giving me gold

true

I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but i found it too loud.

true

Immigration enforcers, unleashed by trump, can finally ‘do our jobs again’

false

These psychedelic cave photos will make you wonder why you spend your days above ground

false

Ingenious hack turns amazon dash button into trump-fighting machine

false

London police officer fatally stabbed in terror attack identified as 15-year veteran

false

You can now fat-shame a redditor and not feel butt hurt about it

false

Why can't you trust anything matter says? because it makes up everything.

true

Susan sarandon calls oklahoma governor a 'horrible person' for not stopping execution

false

Trainer: ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!? me: tanning bed

true

How cake became the favorite mode for debate over lgbt rights, other issues

false

Aap endorses gay marriage. so why am i so annoyed?

false

Why wasn't sean connery standing? he had to shit.

true

Brand tibet china's and tibetan exiles' contrasting narratives on tibet

false

Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? they couldn't tell each other apart.

true

Isis burns oil field east of tikrit in defensive maneuver, witness says

false

Before twitter, i used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind.

true

Cholesterol levels improving in u.s. adults, study shows

false

Tori spelling blogs about daughter hattie's first word

false

Pope francis performs impromptu wedding ceremony aboard papal plane

false

Hawaii pulls the plug on embattled health insurance exchange

false

When chris angle levitated in front of chuck norris, chuck norris just laughed and flew away.

true

Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke.

true

It’s time for democrats to get off the trump train

false

How do you give a hill billy a circumcision? you kick his sister in the jaw.

true

Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny.

true

It's so cold outside, i actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.

true

Antibiotic resistance poses 'catastrophic threat' to medicine, says britain's top health official

false

Nbc obtains video claiming to show anti-isis raid that killed u.s. operative

false

How do you keep someone waiting i'll post the answer tomorrow

true

I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. i'm not fluent in nonsense.

true

Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype

true

Steve irwin died as he lived... with animals in his heart.

true

Q: what do you do with a green ghoul? a: wait until it ripens.

true

Lochte turns up late for his brazil hearing... very sorry your honour, i got held up

true

What's the difference between a whore and nickleback? a whore doesn't always suck cock.

true

Two shitty jokes what's brown and sticky? a stick. what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre.

true

My father got crushed by a falling piano. his funeral was very low key.

true

Ixtapa and zihuatanejo go from pirates to pilates

false

Just read a book on helium. couldn't put it down.

true

High-fructose corn syrup may be worse for you than sugar, study finds

false

Just saw a woman with a banksy tattoo. she must be a really deep sleeper!

true

What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence

true

Does anyone actually know the secret to good click-bait titles?

true

Trippy fractals capture the kaleidoscopic beauty of architecture

false

The three modes of communication telephone, telegraph and tell a woman

true

Hank hill is into bdsm because he is pro-pain.

true

I like my men how i like my rum smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke.

true

Golden state forces a game 7 in epic come-from-behind victory

false

Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor.

true

What does a whistle-blower do during a russian blizzard? nothing, he's snowden.

true

71% of all statistics are ... ...made up

true

Did you read the book the history of glue? i couldn't put it down!

true

For liberal billionaire tom steyer, it’s all about that base

false

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 21

false

Hope hicks told president that trump jr.'s emails ‘will never get out’: report

false

Shout out to the people who... don't know what the opposite of in is

true

When i heard about ferguson.. ...i assumed it related to sir alex ferguson

true

Portugal defeats france 1-0 to win euro 2016 championship

false

Why i'm so grateful for a purple beach shovel

false

If the swiss army knife is so good.... how come the swiss army never fights?

true

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

true

How did the nervous female organ that was going to hollywood feel? they were overreacting.

true

Here's proof christmas has already begun, thanks to mariah carey

false

I changed my mind wife: i changed my mind... husband: does the new one work?

true

How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? as many as will fit.

true

Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby.

true

Obama's visit: cementing the alliance with the gulf and the détente with iran

false

A white mother's reaction to 'dear white moms'

false

What do you call a running chicken? poultry in motion.

true

Distressed vikings fan's sign proves just how devastating sports can be

false

What do a fly and a boner have in common? you can't go to sleep without whacking it.

true

Let’s be honest… none of us are perfect

false

Inkhosikati lambikiza, 'first lady' of swaziland, is our new style queen (photos)

false