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How did the rednecks find their sister? pretty good.
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Martin o'malley's saturday night in iowa was kind of depressing
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This could be the last big anti-poverty effort of obama's presidency
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A great way to relive your childhood is to outgrow your clothes every few months.
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Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. thanks daylight savings
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The u.s. is driving less and still building more highways
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Getting down and dirty with big healthcare data
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I asked my cat who is your favorite president of china? according to her it's mao.
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable? his wheelchair
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Rio gets $895 million government loan to help with olympic safety
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Tyler perry, doug liman lead charge to mount apartheid murder tale 'the year of the great storm'
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What does bbw actually stand for? boobs below waist.
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Famous sights then and now: the champs-élysées (photos)
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Go on 'an unexpected journey' to 'hobbit' and 'lord of the rings' sights in new zealand (photos)
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How nonprofits are blowing it with their future source of revenue
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How come you never see black people on ships? they aint falling for that shit again.
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Tyra banks fires 'america's next top model' judges: 'the show needs a new boost' (video)
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It is not a middle finger it is my unicorn fist
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God: oh shit angel: what? god: i just realized i've been leaning on the frog button.
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Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: cancer is not a competition
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You know, i really hate mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes they just cross the border.
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November trial date set for charleston shooter dylann roof
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Gerald green 2013 dunk contest video: 2007 champ with off-the-backboard, double clutch slam
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Mindy kaling's emmy dress 2013 is a tight aubergine stunner (photos)
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Leonardo dicaprio says he is cooperating with feds in 'wolf of wall street' money laundering probe
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If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.
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Harvard gop club calls trump 'a threat to the survival of the republic'
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A tree branch lamp on reddit and 8 other diy ideas using fallen trees after hurricane sandy
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My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :(
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What is the only alcoholic beverage muslim extremists are permitted to drink? smirnoff isis
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Mike enzi vs. charlie hardy nonpartisan candidate guide for wyoming senate race 2014
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I would like to meet the man who invited beer. and buy that guy a beer. edit: invented.
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How does the mummy plan to destroy superman? he's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
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Oh thank goodness, my uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country.
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I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices. -me, dieting
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I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form.
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These teens just made it a lot easier for new jersey kids to get counseling
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Why do mermaids wear seashells? because d shells dont fit
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? they both wear stripes !
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What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? umami.
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Ny public library spotlights latino writers for national library week
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'science guy' says he and neil degrasse tyson are running for president
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5 healthy recipes that are going to fuel you for the week ahead
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Dining in edinburgh, scotland: the scran & scallie (and a word about the kitchin)
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Billy mays so good he once sold pain to chuck norris.
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'manatee nebula,' officially known as w50, will be renamed after endangered sea mammal (photo)
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Waitress gives kansas gov. sam brownback a tip
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Authors and organizations sign pledge to protect free speech under trump
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The most popular destinations in the world, according to tripadvisor
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What do you call an empty field? the french army at the beginning of a war!
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New york fashion week fall 2014 beauty street style: shiny hair and sunglasses from day 3 (photos)
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When people ask me for directions im just going to do a really slow sarcastic macarena .
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Khloe kardashian, lamar odom: reality star talks sexy valentine's day (video)
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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? they are making headlines.
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Colbert has a fiendish idea to keep michael cohen from turning on trump
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I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms.
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Study finds racial disparities in manhattan da's office
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What do you call a jamaican squid? calamarley
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Puppy is thoroughly amazed by first encounter with rain
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I'm an expert at dating after all, i work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day
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I fled persecution in iraq, but now i fear for my future in america
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Trump is delivering the politicized judiciary republicans dreamed about
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Walmart cashier pays for man's groceries with her own money
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Tifu by reading a tifu i forgot they're always horrible. tl;dr: tifu = bad
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I like my coffee like i like my movies... black to the future.
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The rock had an adorable solution for his daughter's santa fears
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Sea shells why do mermaids wear sea shells? because the d shells are to big.
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How to take a cheap 'star wars' location vacation
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How to be here now: 3 exercises to be more present
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Proof that human alex jones is most certainly not part reptile
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Why ben affleck told chris messina he was 'f--king nuts'
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What did they find in the toilet of the starship enterprise? the captain's log.
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A book fell on my head today... i've only got my shelf to blame.
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If love is like chemistry. i am a noble gas.
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Is the 30-minute meal possible? find out with bon appétempt (video)
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If you are what you eat then i'm a cannibal. ba dum tsh
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Does it really matter if your second baby wears hand-me-downs?
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm rape!
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Get an intimate look at queer life in japan
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Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-how to pick up satan
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Turkey and russia turkey is going to be putin place by russia.
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Old jewish proverb: it's better to have russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have germans pump it.
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Don't say this: the cruelest, most ignorant parenting cliche
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Why does crystal meth still attract gay men?
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How much does nicki minaj sell security devices for? pound an alarm
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Bad lip reading of nfl players is back and better than ever
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What do you call bruno mars? michael jackson the third.
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There are three kinds of people in this world.... ones that can count and ones that can't
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God hates fags he prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt.
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Snoop dogg rips trump in 'make america crip again'
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At last! joe biden gets an ice cream flavor named after him
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'finding dory' ending altered to reflect killer-whale revelations in 'blackfish'
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State gop chair opposes bill to make it easier to vote, claiming it will hurt republicans
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Want the ultimate set of vampire fangs? father sebastiaan is waiting
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What's the one thing spiderman can't eat? uncle bens rice
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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? bait.
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The making of 'alias grace,' a margaret atwood true-crime mystery
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Two of my redditor buddies just came out to me. they told me they are op's
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10 names for me that i find offensive, incorrect, bigoted, sexist and just plain wrong!
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The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
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