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How do you find will smith in the winter? you search for fresh prints.
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Johnny manziel ruptured his ex's eardrum in fight: lawyer
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Optimal diets for longevity: the science, not the hype
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Ridiculous reenactment: woman claims she faked deafness to keep boyfriend
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Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
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Out profiles 4 queer women to examine power of storytelling in era of trump
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What is a psychic medium? ...smaller than a psychic large.
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Professor threatened with firing says wheaton college is changing the rules
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Journalists cross fingers they won't be arrested covering gop convention protests
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Netflix admits throttling video on at&t and verizon phones
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While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on corral?
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Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? because they're long, hard and full of seamen.
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Hollande, valls, macron and article 49-3: france tries harder to reform
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5 fresh ways to wear your summer dress
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This cauliflower crusted grilled cheese deserves a moment in the spotlight
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Driver allegedly went 1.5 miles with man stuck through windshield
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Never give a roman a high five. or he'll give you a hiv.
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Gop contenders prep for loud, ugly holiday season
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Toy idea: remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside.
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What you eat isn't what you get: the 6 troubling ingredients hiding in your food
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Believing in god associated with better psychiatric treatment outcomes: study
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What did the gay guy with alzheimer's ask his partner? where did i drop the soap?
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How to score the cheap clothes celebrities wore to coachella
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I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c
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John oliver says some forensic analysis is actually 'junk science'
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Say what? twitter agog over ben carson's 'hippocampus drilling' tale
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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? he was making a long-distance caw.
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What does d.n.a. stand for? national dyslexia association
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In sydney, opera grabs the bull by the horns
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Buddhist pizza what kind of pizza does buddha like? one with everything.
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What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? the front row of a donald trump rally!
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Samantha bee rips nra-beholden senators with spoof halloween costumes
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Dem congressman wins nation's most expensive house race
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My girlfriend said that my dick has resting bitch face :(
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11 hilarious expressions for 'having sex' from all over the world
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What's the most dangerous animal in the world? a bluebird with a tommy gun.
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Teen invents adaptable stroller so mom in wheelchair can cruise with baby
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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? to find more people for the infantry! i'm sorry.
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I'm not stalking you. i'm getting to know you behind your back.
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Don't put off your bucket list: why i'm glad i didn't wait to experience south africa
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Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. wait til spring enjoy
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One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock.
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How do ducks fly high? they use quack!
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Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of tipp-ex last week? big mistake.
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I know it's not easy -- but, don't give up! problem-solving solutions
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Supreme court rejects major 2nd amendment case, and justice thomas has a fit
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What's worse than eating out your grandmother? banging your head on the coffin lid.
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Baby needs nighttime parenting: gentle techniques and co-sleeping
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The amount of alcohol i would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.
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The global search for education: what's the news from pakistan?
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Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? leave it, it's beaver.
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A mathematical formula reveals secret, missing ingredient to work-life balance
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Hybrid grapefruit could help fans of the fruit avoid dangerous medication interactions
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Internet romance scams cost victims $50 million in 2011
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I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess. any activity subjection? not movies.
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Q: what did the parent say when the little girl was whining? a: leave it to peave her.
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Soon you'll be able to drink wine and beer at some barnes & noble stores
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Donald trump has full confidence in michael flynn, kellyanne conway says
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Dan savage to ben carson: 'suck my d**k' to prove being gay is a choice
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I say no to alcohol every day. it just doesn't listen.
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Batman psychology: psychologist takes clinical look at comic book character
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How to dine out with small kids without losing your mind
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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one....two...one, two...
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Threesome fun!!! i had planned a threesome, but there were two no shows. i still had fun though!!!
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What happens when two burgers fall in love? they live together in holy meatrimony!
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What is the politically correct term for mexicans? human beans.
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Sunday shows shirk climate experts after a firestorm week for epa chief scott pruitt
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A human right to water: a wave forward
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5 things angelina jolie teaches us about cancer
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Kim kardashian brings back cargo pockets at the 2015 vmas
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What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? a male truck driver.
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This cave of crystals is not the fairytale you're expecting
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New video shows a dazed tiger woods taking breathalyzer tests
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There isn't anything that keeps you awake at night like a case of the what ifs.
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I'm proud of all the twitter followers you've accumulated. - none of our parents
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said sorry. my fault
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Twitter responds to kellyanne conway’s latest spin and it’s too funny
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Out lgbtq athletes have won seven medals at 2018 olympics
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Lgbtq activists protesting alleged chechen abuse arrested in russia
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John oliver beat a coal baron in court, then mocked him with a giant squirrel
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24 european banks fail eba stress test: is a major banking crisis looming?
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Scientists find it's possible to silence chromosome responsible for down syndrome
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Stabbing at tenacious d concert in las vegas cuts show short
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The fear that they're going to be better for someone else
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Donald trump lashes out at 'fake news' media as journalists gather in d.c.
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Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long.
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I wonder what my wife's favourite us state is. maybe alaska.
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United airlines flies children with serious illnesses to santa's north pole
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Did you hear about the owl coup? they were in cahoots.
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Hormone replacement at menopause: the profound importance of 'maybe'
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You say tomato. i say tomato. our eyes meet. we've decided on the perfect name for our baby
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Democrats plan to sue over arizona's primary election mess
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What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? the whip
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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? because he couldn't get a date!
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My son likes to kick things. he really needs a dog or a wife.
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Why did the computer cross the road? to get a byte to eat...
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What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? a: white vans.
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Smart ways to save for retirement at any age
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Bill de blasio tells nypd to stop arresting people for smoking pot on the street
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*lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*
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