CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I like my coffee like i like my women. strong and bitter	true
What did putin say to ukraine after invading? crimea river.	true
Eric holder is really, really sick of people saying he's anti-cop	false
What's easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? women	true
Opps is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.	true
James comey just exposed his own hypocrisy on hillary clinton's emails	false
Building a team that scales with your startup	false
She lived a long, long life. and saw basically nothing. - eulogy for a cat	true
Research shows that smoking pot does not make you paranoid. but i highly doubt it.	true
Will smith joins wife jada pinkett smith in oscars boycott	false
The scientific case for reading to your 6-month-old	false
What do you get from a hebrew genie? a coupon for 10% off three jewishes	true
Quinoa pilaf with shiitake mushrooms, carrots and pecans	false
Why do people who abuse animals get to own them again?	false
What does pluto have up on palestine? at least pluto exists	true
Trump administration axes funding for nasa system that monitors greenhouse gases	false
George w. bush: it's pretty clear that russia meddled in 2016 election	false
What do chemists make guacamole out of? avogadros	true
Long-distance wedding planning: your stress-free guide to remote nuptials	false
Darth vader could never find love.... he was looking in alderaan places.	true
Why do jewish girls love circumcised dicks? they love anything 10% off	true
Balls! cried the queen. if i had two i'd be king! the king laughed. he had to.	true
Tunisia: parliamentary elections will decide the future of democracy, stability	false
I put a black hole in my living room. it's great. really pulls the room together.	true
What does tony stark call his semen? pepper spray	true
Lgbtq family planning: answers to some common questions	false
What did gandalf say when he tried to shut down auschwitz? you shall not gas!	true
10 ways to give your 'resolutions' a fighting chance for success	false
Mary elizabeth winstead excited to not just play 'the sexy girl'	false
When lying can be good for your heart	false
Finders keepers: 6 places to hunt for bling	false
Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet.	true
There's dave regular dave or dave who thinks he's a hotdog and f is a vowel?	true
A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. he was an apeist!	true
Directory listing prep providers across the u.s. is now available	false
When i heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... i was shocked!!	true
Never be ashamed of yourself. that's your parents job.	true
All aboard the president trump express on 'jimmy kimmel live'	false
Why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong socks today	true
A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. police are looking into it.	true
My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! he's a busdriver.	true
9 tips to becoming a modern day explorer	false
What did the mexican say when his roof fell on him? get off me holmes!	true
Miranda lambert's boyfriend anderson east is so not for garth brooks' lip-syncing at cmas	false
6 moments not to miss in disneyworld (toddler edition)	false
What did the miner say when he struck gold? au, yeah!	true
Allison schmitt proves depression doesn't have to hold you back	false
Herbed chicken thighs roasted in a paper bag	false
College student carried around extra socks to help homeless on the spot	false
Why reese witherspoon says she's 'definitely' a southern mom	false
How many blonde jokes exist? one. this one. the rest are all true.	true
If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. it's science	true
Here's what 9 fictional characters actually look like in real life	false
Tales of old mexico: loreto takes root in the land of queen calafia (baja california)	false
Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? to get out of this town.	true
Mollie king's illusion dress is the most creative one we've seen yet (photos, poll)	false
Old macdonald had a very bad scrabble hand... e-i-e-i-o.	true
Marilyn monroe's bedroom inspires us to get cozy (photos)	false
The 8 best apps for a calm, focused mind	false
How to set goals you'll actually keep in the new year	false
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? the p is silent.	true
Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames	true
Why can't you have two apple watches? because then it would be a pair (pear)!	true
Friday's morning email: top intelligence officials detail russian election meddling	false
How much resistance can a buddhist monk endure? ohmmmmmm............?	true
What's the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter made it out the chamber alive	true
Two elephants jump off a cliff boom, boom	true
British lawmaker refuses to lose sleep over (and during) a debate	false
Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. faints from dehydration	true
Kris humphries: divorce has left a smile on my face	false
Cactus canyon, dance club, asks justin meyer and james douglas, gay couple, to leave	false
April showers bring may flowers. but what do may flowers bring? pilgrims.	true
Donald trump is a plutocrat populist from hell	false
6 things i want to stop stressing about (and 1 huge thing)	false
Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces.	true
Husband's brutally honest valentines are unromantic but awesome	false
Trump trashes free press and u.s. intelligence in poland	false
I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm you could say he was shellshocked	true
The supreme court let a man die. he was executed with the wrong drug.	false
Cooking tip: you can almost always substitute nutella for a serious relationship.	true
Naomi campbell rocks white after labor day & more of the week's best style moments (photos)	false
These 'jessica jones' pulp-style covers offer spoiler hints galore	false
What's in a 'big catch,' the 'worst restaurant meal' from long john silver's	false
I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k.	true
Frozen i hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. they really need to just let it go.	true
Why was the tomato blushing? because it saw the salad dressing!	true
Okay, fine. here's what you should do post-election.	false
Brie larson's 'trainwreck' audition was going to lunch with judd apatow and amy schumer	false
6 ways to save money on energy bills this winter (video)	false
18 states and d.c. sue betsy devos over for-profit college loan rules	false
What two pediatricians say not to worry about	false
They found a hole in the wall at the local prison the police are looking into it	true
An app like tinder that can find me episodes of law & order svu i haven't seen.	true
Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally.	true
A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... he says gimme a beer ... and a mop !	true
Cemetery joke man walks into a cemetery- you have any openings? the graves keeper nods lots!	true
What's next for marine le pen and france's far right?	false
Why did the semen cross the road? because it was my first fap in over two weeks.	true
People are blown away by this cashier's angelic singing voice	false
5 ways to revolutionize how we think about pregnancy loss	false

I like my coffee like i like my women. strong and bitter

true

What did putin say to ukraine after invading? crimea river.

true

Eric holder is really, really sick of people saying he's anti-cop

false

What's easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? women

true

Opps is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.

true

James comey just exposed his own hypocrisy on hillary clinton's emails

false

Building a team that scales with your startup

false

She lived a long, long life. and saw basically nothing. - eulogy for a cat

true

Research shows that smoking pot does not make you paranoid. but i highly doubt it.

true

Will smith joins wife jada pinkett smith in oscars boycott

false

The scientific case for reading to your 6-month-old

false

What do you get from a hebrew genie? a coupon for 10% off three jewishes

true

Quinoa pilaf with shiitake mushrooms, carrots and pecans

false

Why do people who abuse animals get to own them again?

false

What does pluto have up on palestine? at least pluto exists

true

Trump administration axes funding for nasa system that monitors greenhouse gases

false

George w. bush: it's pretty clear that russia meddled in 2016 election

false

What do chemists make guacamole out of? avogadros

true

Long-distance wedding planning: your stress-free guide to remote nuptials

false

Darth vader could never find love.... he was looking in alderaan places.

true

Why do jewish girls love circumcised dicks? they love anything 10% off

true

Balls! cried the queen. if i had two i'd be king! the king laughed. he had to.

true

Tunisia: parliamentary elections will decide the future of democracy, stability

false

I put a black hole in my living room. it's great. really pulls the room together.

true

What does tony stark call his semen? pepper spray

true

Lgbtq family planning: answers to some common questions

false

What did gandalf say when he tried to shut down auschwitz? you shall not gas!

true

10 ways to give your 'resolutions' a fighting chance for success

false

Mary elizabeth winstead excited to not just play 'the sexy girl'

false

When lying can be good for your heart

false

Finders keepers: 6 places to hunt for bling

false

Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet.

true

There's dave regular dave or dave who thinks he's a hotdog and f is a vowel?

true

A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. he was an apeist!

true

Directory listing prep providers across the u.s. is now available

false

When i heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... i was shocked!!

true

Never be ashamed of yourself. that's your parents job.

true

All aboard the president trump express on 'jimmy kimmel live'

false

Why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong socks today

true

A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. police are looking into it.

true

My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! he's a busdriver.

true

9 tips to becoming a modern day explorer

false

What did the mexican say when his roof fell on him? get off me holmes!

true

Miranda lambert's boyfriend anderson east is so not for garth brooks' lip-syncing at cmas

false

6 moments not to miss in disneyworld (toddler edition)

false

What did the miner say when he struck gold? au, yeah!

true

Allison schmitt proves depression doesn't have to hold you back

false

Herbed chicken thighs roasted in a paper bag

false

College student carried around extra socks to help homeless on the spot

false

Why reese witherspoon says she's 'definitely' a southern mom

false

How many blonde jokes exist? one. this one. the rest are all true.

true

If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. it's science

true

Here's what 9 fictional characters actually look like in real life

false

Tales of old mexico: loreto takes root in the land of queen calafia (baja california)

false

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? to get out of this town.

true

Mollie king's illusion dress is the most creative one we've seen yet (photos, poll)

false

Old macdonald had a very bad scrabble hand... e-i-e-i-o.

true

Marilyn monroe's bedroom inspires us to get cozy (photos)

false

The 8 best apps for a calm, focused mind

false

How to set goals you'll actually keep in the new year

false

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? the p is silent.

true

Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames

true

Why can't you have two apple watches? because then it would be a pair (pear)!

true

Friday's morning email: top intelligence officials detail russian election meddling

false

How much resistance can a buddhist monk endure? ohmmmmmm............?

true

What's the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter made it out the chamber alive

true

Two elephants jump off a cliff boom, boom

true

British lawmaker refuses to lose sleep over (and during) a debate

false

Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*

true

Kris humphries: divorce has left a smile on my face

false

Cactus canyon, dance club, asks justin meyer and james douglas, gay couple, to leave

false

April showers bring may flowers. but what do may flowers bring? pilgrims.

true

Donald trump is a plutocrat populist from hell

false

6 things i want to stop stressing about (and 1 huge thing)

false

Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces.

true

Husband's brutally honest valentines are unromantic but awesome

false

Trump trashes free press and u.s. intelligence in poland

false

I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm you could say he was shellshocked

true

The supreme court let a man die. he was executed with the wrong drug.

false

Cooking tip: you can almost always substitute nutella for a serious relationship.

true

Naomi campbell rocks white after labor day & more of the week's best style moments (photos)

false

These 'jessica jones' pulp-style covers offer spoiler hints galore

false

What's in a 'big catch,' the 'worst restaurant meal' from long john silver's

false

I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k.

true

Frozen i hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. they really need to just let it go.

true

Why was the tomato blushing? because it saw the salad dressing!

true

Okay, fine. here's what you should do post-election.

false

Brie larson's 'trainwreck' audition was going to lunch with judd apatow and amy schumer

false

6 ways to save money on energy bills this winter (video)

false

18 states and d.c. sue betsy devos over for-profit college loan rules

false

What two pediatricians say not to worry about

false

They found a hole in the wall at the local prison the police are looking into it

true

An app like tinder that can find me episodes of law & order svu i haven't seen.

true

Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally.

true

A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... he says gimme a beer ... and a mop !

true

Cemetery joke man walks into a cemetery- you have any openings? the graves keeper nods lots!

true

What's next for marine le pen and france's far right?

false

Why did the semen cross the road? because it was my first fap in over two weeks.

true

People are blown away by this cashier's angelic singing voice

false

5 ways to revolutionize how we think about pregnancy loss

false