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why did the coach give his players lighters?
they lost all their matches
what can be nice, mean, strict
teachers
these are the bumpy parts of your digits
knuckle
what is big and heavy and sounds like mice.
houses
two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
earrings
the sun weight measures 300, 000 times as much as earth's, what would it weigh if it were a clerk in a butcher shop?
meat
what do you get when you cross a clown and a goat?
silly billy
I'm visible i'm salty i'm an ingrediant to flavor i'm open and honest i'm added from depressed i roll tenderly and tell you what i feel i shiver and release can you solve what I am?
tear
patriot and grace went to the casino. they went to gamble and drink. patrick said to the man " if grace can get the jacket of the host onstage in one minute, you will have to pay grace twice as 100 gold coins, six hundred of 7 gold coins and 99, 000 of gold coins. " the man agreed. grace one in the bet. how much did the man paid to the girl?
nothingfor grace is a dog
there was an elephant. which part of it is the biggest?
elephants cave
what is one in every doll, in every doll, in every doll?
russian nesting dolls
what do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
fiiiish
black we are and much admired, men seek for us if they are tired. we tire the horses and comfort the man, tell me this riddle if you can.
coal
what can be seen with the naked eye? weighs nothing? and if you put it in a barrel, it'll make the barrel lighter?
pudding
I'm straight when I'm put, i'm folded when i'm press?
staple wire
I shed my skin for you, in darkness i guide you through. to use me for what i can combine me with god's wrath or hand.
candle
I come in a cone but i am not good; i will be skewed if you screw with my hue; i come by the millions but you can probably only name a few. what am i?
colors
i have a big mouth and i am also quite loud! i am not a gossip but i do get involved with everyone's dirty business. can you name me?
vacuum cleaner
what would you call a top - notch detective
super snooper
what is at the beginning of the end and at the end of love and time
leter e
why is the baby and confused about his family?
all his uncles are ants
I am the only organ in the human body that gave itself it's own name. what am i?
brain
your mother's brother's only brother - in - law is asleep on your couch. who is asleep on your couch?
your dad
I'm under your face, i'm outside your mind; a biological case, pressure brings pain sometimes. what am i?
your skull
you want to share it whenyouhave it but when you want it you't have it
secet
a plane crashes and every single person dies. who are the survivors?
people that arent single
what is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?
living room
toms mom has 4 kids where names are nickel, dime and, wonder what is the fourth kids name?
tom
I have a head and a tail, but not a body. i am not a snake, what am i?
qauter
brothers and sisters have a none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son
it the author
what a cows favorite place to be?
at the mooooovies
There was a drunk man driving his car after his headlights were smashed having a fight outside a pub, the street lights have been broken for weeks and were still not replaced, suddenly a dog starting crossing the road yet the man was able to stop just in time and not hit the dog. how?
it was daylight
forward and forward i go, never looking back. my limit no one knows, more of me do they lack. like a river i do flow, and an eagle i fly. now can you guess, what am i?
time i am time
cornell bowling green lasagna berkeley
colleges
on which day of the year do fewest people die?
february 29th
I have 4 legs. i am faster than the other animals. i always win at cards?
cheetah
my first is in ocean but never in sea, my second's in wasp but never in bee. my third is in glider and also in flight, my whole is a creature that comes out at night. what am i?
owl
I'm as light as a feather yet few can hold me. what am i?
tounge
bob is describing his night to his girlfriend: " there were four main groups, each a dozen strong. each group included a couple of important and royal people, and there were comedians which we tried our best to get rid of. you would have enjoyed yourself as there were precious stones and love hearts. " how had bob spent his evening.
he had been playing cards
why is it that snoop dog needs an umbrella?
because of the drizzle
a woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. the bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. when the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, " that little girl was my daughter. " how could that be?
secretary was girls father
my initials are plus. i am always above a start and i never get burned. who / what am i?
number 7 on a telephone
I cut through evil like a double edged sword, and chaos flees at my approach. balance i single - handedly upraise, through battles fought with heart and mind, instead of with my gaze. what am i?
justice
one man take one day to dig a hole, how long will it take him to dig half a hole?
theres no half of hole
if i say " wtg ", what am i telling you?
waytogo
whats weightless, visible to the naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel of water it will make the barrel lighter in weight.?
hole
I like honey and i dont like bee's, if am yellow - brown, what am i?
winnie the pooh
this dip for chips is a spanish style sauce, mainly consisting of peppers, diced tomatoes and spices for a spicy flavor
salsa
a dragon's tooth in a mortals hand, i kill, i mame, i seperate the land. what am i?
sword
in what sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards?
tug of war
a famous home without color and with wings
whitehouse
a gleaming beach, scorching hot, gone at night, back at day. goldie locks, and beautiful sunflowers. what am i?
yellow
count the " f's " in the following text: finished files are the re - suit of years of scientific - uk study combined with the experience of years.
there are 6
im brown on the outside white on the inside, i have skin but no limbs, eyes and no mouth what am i?
potatoe
1. what do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
stuck
who prefers to travel on vines and pal around with gorillas?
tarzan
I have two step sisters who make me work all day long and wont let me go to the dance ball.
cinderella from disney princesses
when did the dog say food
at 500
it is cold and it is hot, it is white and it is dark, it is stone and it is wax, its true nature is flesh, and its color is red. what am it?
human heart
if, you were to dig a hole through the earth and on the other side would you come out feet first or head first?
who knows
this crisp stick - shaped roll is often enjoyed with soup or marinara sauce
breadstick
what sucks up everything but never lets it come out mysteryouse but in player view dark and hairy but yet so far above you never making any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and pictures video games and stories it is totally in player view maybe even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just we doused it begin some say in the milky way because it is delicious to look at
black hole
I look at you, youlook at me, i raise my right, you raise ur left. what am i?
mirra
I'm a word that's hardly there. take away my start, and i'm an herbal flair. what am i?
sparsley no s parsley
they cut doors in half and wear wooden shoes.
dutch
what is black, has a mowhawk, and yells and piteedafoo!?
mr t
what is probably the most famous dinner party in history?
lastsupper
if you have 10 places for a horse, each spot only holding 1. how can you fit 9 horses in each spot. every spot has to be filled
ninehorses
what will happen if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
there is no answer
you are driving along when you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise how did you see the dog?
its daylight
what is the smartest kind of bee?
spelling bee
I have keys that open no locks, i have space, but there is no room, you can enter, but you can't go in. what am i?
computer keyboard or typewriter
if you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. who are they?
cachter and umpire
kids love to eat this, especially when there in this land. the bridges are made of chocolate and some houses are too. even the gingerbread house could be here too. there are even people moving my neighbors which is a horrible sight. we might get thrown around and it's large or wide.
candyland
I am a perching barrel, filled with meat, taking hits from leaps and dives. look inside, but do not eat, the meat in there is still alive!
thimble on a finger
there is a guy who is going around the store trying to find green olives. he runs into two girls that look exactly alike and he asks them if they were twins. they say no but mention that they have the same birth parents and were born on the same day and year. how is that possible?
they are tripplets
im cute and fun and run all around i live in a hole in the ground some people keep me as bet others let me run free people think my fur is neat
bunny rabbit
I'm usually around i'm as light as a feather but thousands of men cannot carry me what am i?
bubbles
how many wheels does a car have
5 the steering wheel
what did the banana say to the apple?
nothing bannannas dont talk
what did the pizza slice say to the other one to move?
pizza hut
there was one trail in offices that the man could cross through. but there was two lions that were dying of hunger for days. how can the man cross if there are two lions dying of hunger?
two lions were already dead
what can you throw it off a cliff and it wont pop. when you use a forek it pops. what am i?
boloon
I have no arms or legs yet i move the earth, what am i?
earth worm
I scream everyday but no human ears can hear me, yet you can see me.
flying bat
I get something a chef always uses and a murderer always use
knive
what is short, has a big nose and smells funny?
jew
a father and a son get in in a crash and go to two different hospitals. when they are about to operate on the boy the doctor says I can't operate this person is my son who is the person?
its the boys mother
I am very colorful, triangular, but most people don't follow my rules. what am i?
food pyrimid
when is it acceptable to put a pickle in a car?
when the car is ajar
I went in the woods and got it, when i got it i couldn't get it out. so i took it home with me. what is " it "?
spilnter or sawdust
a woman leaves home, goes straight, turns left, goes straight, turns left, goes straight the same distance, turns, and comes home and there are 2 women waiting for here. who are the 2 women?
catcher and the umpire
the z page is different twist with capes masks and sword but the man i speak of goes by another name! ( the answer has to start with z! )
zorro
what do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
nobody knows
you imagine that you are in a bricked up room. how do you get out?
you stop imagining
there is a boy and his dad who had a crash. the dad died. the son was surgery injured. when he was about to be operated on the dock. said " I can't operate on him'cause he is my son. " how?
doc was his mom
what do you call a cat that hates the dark?
scardey cat
what is green an imitates washington?
dallar bill
if telephone = rcjcnfmlc deny what is equal to mouse?
kmsqc
what has a head and a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
penny