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half a circle full a circle half a circle a half circle full a circle right angle what is at
coco cola
a man walked into a bar called to and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at them. to walked away happy with out the glass of water why?
because he had the hiccups
what do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?
run
what do we see everyday, a kind seldom sees, and god never sees.
equal
I hold things together and some people eat me.
glue
I come in different colors we each taste different. but all juicy you could say we burst in the stars! what am i?
juicy starburst candy
in noahs dark, how many animals did moose take with him before he went to noahs work?
moses didnt take any animals
I can make you happy i can make you sad i can last and last or i can fade away with time i can set you free or lock you up i can be mistaken and taken also i can bring people together or split them apart.
love
it can be made many different ways. wars have been started over it. almost every country has had this at one point, and you probably have to. it can be as hotter than 100 degrees and colder than ice. it is still used, no matter what temperature it is. what is it?
tea
I travel around the world and yet stuck in a corner place. always have a number but never a name on my royal face! it might be tight but you will get me right, do think of my mighty place
stamp of uk
what is the most common candy handed out at Halloween?
candy corn
sir, i bear a rhyme excelling in mystic force and magic spelling celestial sprites elucidate all my own striving can't relate. what am i?
pi
that is white and black and mainly used to make things look old
oldcameras
a plane crashed between queen and interior. where do they bury the survivors?
you dont bury survivors
where are in the woods with what
going find deer
if a fire hydrant has h2o inside, what does it have on the outside?
k9p youll get it eventually
what chins are never shaved?
sea urchins
I cant be broken for i am stronger than diamonds and steel to understand me you must be a brother to a brother thats real
bond between brothers
what does the " p " in " plus " stand for?
peace
there are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, how long does it take for them to dig two half's?
two halfs make a whole
what has roots as nobody sees. is taller than trees. up, up it goes. and yet never grows?
its majestic a mountain
where do you find a half moon all the time?
your finger nails
what can be seen during the day, but is lost in the night?
shadow
a man is standing in a bar when he suddenly sees someone run by with a gun. he is baffled by this person running by and decides to pursue him. the man happens to be a police man and he chases the man with the gun for a long time. by the time the police man finally reaches the man with the gun he arrests him. what was the first thing the policeman did?
he stood in bar
once you hear me come from someone you may run, some people may stop breathing, and others may hurt the one who processes me. but the one who processes me does not mind me at all.
fart hehe
what goes up in the summer and down in the winter?
tempeture
black and blue. red and green. yellow and blue. green and grey. i am all colours. you can try to get close to me, but you can't escape my vision. if you get greedy, you will try to take your colours for yourself, but before you know it, I will be eating you for lunch. what am i?
chameleon
what kind of street does a ghost like best?
dead end
what goes on oh oh
santa walking backward
what goes up and up but stays on the floor.
stairs
there is a dead man in the center of a field. he carried with him an unopened package. as he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. how did he know he was going to die?
mans parachute did not open
my head and tail both equal are, my middle slender as a bee. whether i stand on head or heel is quite the same to you or me. but if my head should be cut off, the matter's true, though passing strange directly on to nothing change. what am i?
figure eight
what has six faces, but never wears makeup? it also has twenty - one eyes, but cannot see.
die from set of dice
I start off dry but come out wet. i go in light and come out heavy. what am i?
teabag
there are ten cats on a boat. one jumps off. how many are left?
none they are all copycats
a secret agent is walking through a town square. he has binoculars, a flowered shirt, and shorts. how do you recognize him?
town square is empty
I am the smallest eye, what am i?
neddle
it is known as the best real estate for toys
dollhouse
I am seen most of the time on the road. i have 3 colours. who am i?
traffic signal
what can go as fast as 100km / h and is a herbivore, it's one of the most fastest animals on earth!
leapord
a boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers.
four brothers and three sisters
my first is a creature whose breeding is unclear. my second, a price you must pay. my whole can be found in the river of time and refers to events of today. what am i?
current
slang for the male half in a marriage
hubby
which is the best ship of the world?
friendship
i have a big mouth and i am also quite loud! i am gossip but i do get involved with everyone's dirty business. can you name me?
damon collins
what word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99 % of ivy league graduates?
incorrectly
I am a stain in your memories, many times you question me. what am i?
your past
forwards i'm heavy, but backwards i'm not. what am i?
im a ton ha
i am a three digit number. my ten digit is five more than my ones digit. my hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. what number am i?
number 194
one might hang a rocket from this
necklace
people in love are often bound to this
married
what is the only continent that does not have snakes or reptiles?
antartica
what is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?
school bus
what kind of bear is it when it is in the snow?
polor bear
what word is always pronounced wrong?
wrong
I can talk, but i have no feet, i am very useful, but sometimes hard to get, your food might have me, so will business people what am i?
cell phone
which word in the english language is most frequently spelled wrong?
wrong
ok your the bus driver there were 20 kids on the bus the first stop 2 kids get on but 5 kids get off. the second stop 3 kids get off but 1 gets on the third stop 8 kids get off but only 3 kids get off. whos the bus driver?
you are the bus driver
long and thin but you can't win two holes but everything stays in and come in all sizes with many surprises
straw
the only type of currency that flirted with a british spy
moneypenny
this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel. and it is parallel 2.
square
what do you want someone to do if you ask them to " come "?
callme
why do tigers eat raw meat?
because they are lousy cookers
what is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
choice
what walks on its head all day long?
nail in horse shoe
what will happen if you dial " 666 " on the phone?
police will come upside down
what can you hold in your left hand but can never hold in your right hand?
your right hand
can you fit 10 donkeys on a truck
no they are too fat
you walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. you end up in exact same spot you started. where are you?
north pole
what does a cow drink?
water it makes milk
both of them have been through a lot of together what are they?
buttcheeks
while walking down the street i met a man. he tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle i told his name. what is the man's name?
and drew his cane andrew
crystal: what's wrong? lace: my teacher yelled at me for something I didn't do! = ( crystal: what?
lacemy homework
what is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing?
stairs
if something is " not " what is it?
offtopic
what has sugar on it and tigers eat it
frosted flakes
one day a doctor and a lawyer are driving along. the doctor points over to an accident and says, " thats my wife. " then the lawyer reaches over and slaps him. why?
lawer was a woman
I follow you everywhere, i am always around you, you cannot get rid of me. i see all, yet i cannot see or hear. i am what keeps the world alive, what am i?
air itself
what do you get when you mix carbon electric with violence?
one really hot girlfriend
are you out there mr. fantastic? are you out there more, clean? are you out there mr. rogers? are you out there mr. clean?
do not know need help
I roll down like a rollercoaster and i give you a feeling of satisfactory, what am i?
fruitroll up
be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. unless purchase it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. what are we?
your own eyes
why is the sea salty?
fish sweat
what has a tongue but cannot talk, but walks around. what am i?
your shoe
I help to mature your spirits when moistened i fulfill my purpose should I dry out, my task will fail and my quarry may be worthless
cork
even if they are starving, natives living in the arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. why not?
penguins only live in antartica
davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, who is the third?
pop oh no its david
what do you do if your golden retriever gets sick?
call the dogtor
what animal probably likes dogs?
doormouse
what is the only word in the english language that sounds different and has a different meaning when you capitalize it?
polish
when is a lion not a lion.
when its a sea lion
what chicken is said to come from the sea, yet it comes in a can?
tuna
send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here what can i?
corner
I am stupid what am i
jasim
what is the easiest way to double your money?
use a mirror
when was the latest year that is the same upside down?
1961
a woman shoots her husband then she drowns him then she hangs him then she takes him out for dinner that night
she is a photographer
you go out with $ 300 and somebody took it, you told them to 6 days later you go get it back from them. who took the money?
banker
it takes two people to do this
tango
what is the end to which we all like to come?
dividend