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if a rooster is on a hill and lays eggs. will it roll or remain seated?
rooster does not lay eggs
what is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for 20 minutes?
you breath
i'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. i'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. by some i get hit, but all have shown fear. i'll dance to the music, though i can't hear. of names i have many, of names i have one. i'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. what am i?
shaddow
what is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?
windows
I am not alive, yet i grow to be large. i don't have lungs however i use air to pollute yours. i don't have a mouth, but water kills me. what am i?
body odor1111
what relation would your father's sister's sister in law be to you?
your moither
what does the " r " stand for in " repeats "?
robert
what goes up and down at the same time?
stairs
imagine you are in a steel box. the floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. there is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. how do you get out?
stop imagining
what does the " l " in " rbtl " stand for?
lines
a man rode into town on a payday, stayed 2 days, and left on a thursday. how is this possible?
friday was a horse
a man and his son were walking on a cliff the man fell and died and the boy was seriously hurt and rushed to hospital and the doctor said i can operate on him as my son who is the doctor!
his mother
one day two americans are walking down a street one is the father of the other one's son what relations are they
husband and wife
what can go so fast but so small you can't see it and comes out of two small caves?
its a sneeze
this person says their smart, known world wide, hates peace and is completely not patriotic, patriotic
george busch
imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. splash! by the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. you struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. what do you do?
stop imagining
I say hello in some type of way. yet you seem to ignore me everyday. i get treated like nothing, like a piece of dirt, everytime you walk by, i get hurt. what am i?
welcome mat
went to the store to buy a fish. the first fish was too small. the second fish was too big. asked if they had any other sizes. which size fish did i get?
medium
if your walking down street and trip the chance of you dying is.
123
what do you call a tick that loves math?
arithmetic
1 1 1 1 2 1 1 3 3 1 1 4 6 4 1 1 5 10 10 5 1 what numbers come next?
1615201561
I have a keyboard a mouse a monitor it can have internet. i can move from town to town what am i?
laptop
there was a plane crash and there were 46 passengers. every single person dies except 2. how can this be?
survivors were married
what does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
paper towels
what is the eastern bunny's favorite kind of music?
hip hop
it is brown and round
armadilo
a barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. what must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?
holes
a doctor and a boy were fishing. the boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. who was the doctor?
his mother
rappers and or t wear these in abundance
goldchain
there is a kind of soothing + cooling ointment, that relief coughing, and relief of breathing. a creamy blend of herbs and other ingredients. what is the medicine called.
menthol
what is the color of the vest's sleeves?.
vests dont have sleeves
this company makes billions of dollars selling windows.
microsoft
what can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
your left hand
a man is running late for work and forgets to grab his umbrella and raincoat, how does he manage to not get rained on?
it doesnt rain
I get wetter and wetter but then dryer. what am i?
towl
a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressed in all black there were no streetlights and no moonlight a car with no headlights came racing towards him. the car managed to avoid the man. how did the driver know he was there
sun
a hole is 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide. how much dirt is in it?
none because a hole
one side is heavy one side is not. what can i? want a hint: one side is not
not noto lbs ton100lbs
I have a little house in which i live all alone. it has no doors or windows, and if i want to go out i must break through the wall. what am i?
chick in an egg
one day i sat on a mat, i looked up and saw a big bat, as it swooped down from the air it got caught in my hair, finally it just took my rat. what kind of riddle is it?
linerick
I am a bomb but never
bombay
if. 1 = 3 2 = 3 3 = 5 4 = 4 5 = 4 with 11 & 12
116 126
you are in a house. there are 4 walls to this house. they each have a window and all 4 walls face south. a bear walks by. what color is the bear?
white
thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
beehive
I'm black and white with red all over
skunk
frame suspension front fork wheels
motorcycle
I am always hungry, i must always be fed. the finger i lick will soon turn red. what am i?
flame
where was the katscan invented
in south africa
marys father has five daughters. the first is called nana, the second is nine, the third is none and the fourth is nine. what is the fifth daughter name?
mary marys father
I'm blue at day and black at night; i do contain some creatures born and died. what am i?
sea water
there are only 12 of these in the world but everyone has one. what's the answer?
birthstone
a man in new Mexico went to Mexico for 7 days on a house on day 12, 2007 and came back on may12 2007 how is it possible
hourses name is may122007
what's taller sitting than standing?
dog
seven hearts the journey will make and seven ways the heart will break flesh and bones and pouring rain come to me and ill suck your brain. what i
love
one breaks and never falls and one falls but never breaks, what are they?
night and day
there was a roadtrip flight that 100 people got on going from the us to comrades. on the way back the plane crashed right on the border line of Canada and the us. 3 / 4 of the people on the plane died, where do they bury the survivors, in Canada or the us?
neither you dont bury survivors
there is an plan it crashes every single person dies 1 man survives. how is it possible?
man is married
silver but not silver copper but gold you use it every day but who would know
spoon
I cannot run, i cannot talk. i cannot see, i feel your hand moving around me. what am i?
keyboard mouse
a man has a green car. one month later, the car is blue. what happened?
he painted it
it takes one word to separate them; otherwise they are inseparable. what are they?
lips
the man that builds it doesnt use it the man that needs it doesnt know it the man that wants it doesnt sell it what is it?
coffincasket
mr. smith and his son are driving in a car. they get into a horrible accident. mr. smith dies instantly. mr. smith's son however is rushed to the emergency room. the surgeon said i cannot cooperate on this child because he is my son. how is this possible?
surgen is boys mother
imagine. your self in a small box. there is no way possible to get out. there is no doors or ways to get out. how do you get out?
you imagine yor self out
you will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger
pavlovian
known to be the fastest of my kind, I'm first known as being terrible. after time, i end up heavy.
badminton
commits friendly home invasions one night a year
santa
there are two boys tie and jerry they look exactly alike and their birthday is on the same day but they are not twins how is this possible?
they are triples
I am a word of meanings three. three ways of spelling me there be. the first is an odor, a smell if you will. the second some money, but not in a bill. the third is past tense, a method of passing things on or around. can you tell me now, what these words are, that have the same sound?
scent cent sent
one day there was a stressed out man. he went inside of the bathroom. he had a real gun and a real bullet and he shot himself between the eyes. there was no blood, he was still alive, and no bullet hole. how is he still alive?
he shot the mirror
there is a plane filled with u. s. citizens and it crashed on the border of the united states and Canada where would you bury the survivors?
nowhere because they all survived
a man and his son were driving to meet their mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the near the man passed away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how can did this be?
surgeon is mom
what do you call a dog with a sweater?
hood pups
on an open field was a guy. there was nobody around, and he could not move. there was an unopened package next to him. what was the package?
parashoot
what has no lungs, arms, hearts, or brains, but has hair?
bubble made by bubble wands
what has fifty heads and fifty tails?
fifty pennies
I cry when i am sad
big cry baby
you cannot keep me until you have given me. what am i?
your word
how fast do librarians travel?
they book
there was a bus with 26 people in it. then, they decided to cross the golden gate bridge. when they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. also, no one got out from the bus. what happened?
they all got married
why can't a man living in california be legally buried in new york ( even if it's left as an instruction in his will )?
because hes alive
son walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. he didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. how did he do that?
sam is bald
what swings open every day, and can be any shape and size? what has a handle that you shake hands with every day?
door
I am round like a disc, i am rough, but i am flat. if you lose me, it's hard to win me back. what am i?
poker chip
a man and a dog were walking on a street. the man rode yet walked. how is this possible?
yet was the dogs name
allison is having a party. she want 2 invite 6 friends. they are annie, darian, haleigh, jayne, and who. who is the 6th person?
ellie
a ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. how can that be?
everyone on board was married
as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going down to eat. lives?
one person
all my 5 senses are perfect. but i can't run play tennis or do any type of athletics the only thing I can do in athletics is throw a ball in a hoop. why can't i do any type of activity ( athletics )?
i have no legs
sport olympians use this to get high jump up in the air
pole
when i go up i am the present when i go down i am the past what am i
see saw
people buy me to eat but they never eat me. what am i?
plates and cutlery
I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing. they touch me and i give a false good feeling. once i shine in splendor, but only once and then no more. for many i am " to die for ". what am i?
im a cigarette
a person shot an eagle. a cop watched but did nothing. why?
person was playing golf
that has 2 horns, 6 legs, 4 eyes and has 2 boots
bull and the bull rider
what's the difference between a blond and a mosquito
blond likes to keep sucking
what's always coming but never comes?
tommarow
if it were three hours later than it is now, it would be twice as long until midnight as it would be if it were four hours later. what time is it now?
7pm
I am here for people to learn new things, who cares what I bring and it is not a place to sing. most people don't like me others delight me. what am i
kids go here a school
how can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?
by standing back to back