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what runs whistles but can't talk?
answera train
what's your name how do you spell it?
i t the word it
what would the relation be to you if your dads mother son and mother owners puppies son in laws aunt be to you
your grandma
what does this symbol mean blood water
blood is thicker than water
you like to hold it, but you you always lose it.
remote
which state can you live in without changing your address?
state of mind
two tensions where walking down the street the one is the dad of the otherwise son how do you explain that?
one is mom
when confused look to me. i have no answers, but i look back on every question. what you need, i have no clue. my broken space will never be filled.
question mark
I can be long, or i can be short. i can be grown, and i can be bought. i can be painted, or left bare. i can be round, or square. what am i?
your fingernails
what attribute defines a " klutz "?
clumsy
if you blow past your destination, you'll have to throw your car into this.
reverse
I see without seeing, to the night is as clear as day what am i?
blind as a bat
what kind of color is a flower?
violet
I only reflect what you don't want to see i only react when you disagree although i am often ignored knowledge is what i tell so if you are to listen you and i will never fail!
your conscience
I've measured it from side to side,'is three feet long and two feet wide. it is of compass small, and bare to thirsty sun and parched air.
grave of a child
your in a house. theres no windows and no doors. to get out you have to smash through the walls. what can i?
chick hatching in egg
how many holes are there in the world
1 the o
30 dogs 28 sheep how many did not?
10
what's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress?
pockets
what goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand?
yoyo
how can you buy 4 suits for a dollar?
buy a deck of cards
if you allow me to live i shall not live long. but if you kill me i shall live longer
candle
there were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the home show. one of them was the father of the others son. how could this be possible?
theyre husband and wife
name any three fruits which has bags of water in it.
orangemelonand lemon
what is the center of gravity?
v
a hillfull a holefull you can't catch about full
mist or fog
where did the pilgrims land when they arrived in america?
on there feet
sample said, " I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be gradual. " what day did sample say this on?
sunday
different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes i will change. what am i?
pupil of an eye
I'm like a lot by just about every buddy. everyone looks at me. and hold some great memories, what am i?
picture frame
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
natcho cheese
a dead man is found in the middle of a field dead. with nothing but a backpack. he has not been murdered drowned or suffocated. nobody has seen him for 48 hours and he died 24 hours ago how did he die
aeroplane jump was a failure
which place is showered most often.
bath room
what goes around the world but stay in a corner?
stampgolb
what do you get when you stick ramen in a computer?
cd romen
what goes up the stairs black and white and comes back down the stairs red?
newspaper
adored by few, feared and hated by many. mistress of the entire universal reason, master in the art of numbers. some may have solved many of your mysteries, but there still much of them to find. what are they?
mathematics
who is usually stupid, stereotyped, hated by most parents, and yet, still respected by most kids?
rapper
in the fathers will, he states that his sons must race their horses, and the son with the slowest horse will receive the fathers entire fortune. the two sons race, but never finish it, as they deliberately slow their horses. after visiting the oracle the sons race horses as fast as possible. what did the oracle tell them?
swap horses
you feel this sensation when you are dehydrated
thirsty
there are three words that end in " grey " in the english language. i am going to tell you the first and second words. the first one is angry. the second one is hungry. everyone knows what the third one stands for and what it means. they use it everyday. now, if you listened very carefully, i already gave you the answer. what is the third one?
hungry
may and jane the 3rd threw 3 bandanas into the red sea. one was blue. another was red. the last one was green. what happened to the bandanas when she threw them into the red sea?
they got wet
when does an Irish potato change its nationality?
when it becomes french fries
I am everywhere you look, no matter time of day. you can see me in the people's faces as they walk away. i've been around forever, i am not about to leave. many have fought to save me, because it's what they believe. i have been at every war, since the first i can remember. and surprisingly enough, in those days i was lost every december. what am i?
human life
I come in many shapes and sized, many colors and i stick to many surfaces, but i am in fact not sticky at all. what am i?
magnet
there are 3 words in the english language that end in g - r - y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! what is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully, youwill see the answer!
language
when is a baby not a baby?
when its a little cross
I am but 3 holes, when you come out of me you are still inside me. what am i?
shirt got you
I am watched all over the world and the biggest event ever to be seen. what am i?
wrestlemania
I only have one entrance, but you can come out with three exits. what am i?
blouse
what runs, but never walks?
running water
a jumper of ditches, a leaper of thorns, a little grey man with two leather horns.
hare
I am small and round lying on the cold, cold ground. people come and step on me that's why i'm so cracked you see. what am i?
acorn
a mansion is on fire. there are three rooms: a room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. which room does the policeman put out first?
none they are policemen
what can a spider weave that eyes no eyes, yet still can see.
website
I am at the beginning of all things. i am at the end of eternity. there is but one path from my beginning to my end. my whole embodies indifference. what am i?
apathy
a man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of water. the bartender pulled out a gun! the man who ordered the water said thank you and walked away. why?
he had the hicups
why didn't the chicken cross the road?
he got ran over
a plane crashes in the middle of the ocean. where do you bury the survivors?
survivers dont get buried
what does a vegetarian zombie eat?
graaains
what do you call twins?
family
you have a dime and a dollar. you buy a dog and a collar. the dog costs one dollar more than the collar. how much is the collar?
5 cents
my name starts with a k and ends in a ad what is my name?
kristen
what are two things you can have for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
joannie fathers have five girls donna, denna, donna, donna who was the 5th girl.
joannie
I watch you all the time, but you cant see me. I've never been spotted, but the world knows i'm there. i've sent people to death and had people kill over me, but nobody has ever talked to me. who am i?
god
how doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in its
put a hole in it
whats black. white and red all over
newspaper from kaylpark 10
what goes in the water red, and comes out black?
iron
a man shot someone in a crowded room surrounded by policemen but was not arrested how is this possible?
it was a camera shot
that has only six faces but many edges?
book many edges of pages
I'm tall when i'm young, i'm short when i'm old. what am i?
candle pencil
as i went over london bridge i met my sister jenny. i broke her neck and drank her blood and left her standing empty. what am i?
gin
if tomorrow is yesterday, and yesterday is tomorrow, what is today?
today
there were three girls going to school. they were sharing 1 umbrella. how come all the girls did not get wet?
because it was not raining
I get trodden on every single day, i'm all different types of materials and am the lowest object on earth. what am i?
im the floor
why did the king draw in a straight line?
he was a ruler
this type of tempting cuisine is independent of utensils and usually tastes better than it sounds
fingerfood
there were 4 men on a boat. the boat sank and not a single man got wet, what happened?
all the men were married
i am just two and two. i am hot. i am cold. i am the parent of numbers that cannot be told. i am a gift beyond measure, a matter of course. i am given with pleasure when taken by force. what am i?
im a kiss
what three numbers give the same answer when multiplied together or added together?
1 2 and 3
what key ( s ) cannot unlock the treasure box?
monkey and donkey
when does 10 + 12 ever equal 10?
on a clock
I have legs but walk not a strong back but work not to good arms but reach not a seat but sit and hurry not what am i?
chair
oh how i love my dancing feet! they stay together - oh so neat. and when i want to walk a line, they all stay together and do double time. i count them up, ten times or more, and race one - off, across the floor.
centipede
a mother and father had six sons, each son had a sister. how many were in the family?
answer is 9
this is the drinkable phase of matter
liquid
face like a man very good jumping its lives in the jungle
monkeys
theres a pipe a carrot and a button that fell to the ground. what had happened?
snowman had melted
what does it mean to " diss " someone?
disrespect
what do you call something that is slimy, has ten heads and warts?
ugly
we total ten, but two we make when we are together people may quake what are we?
fists
there is 500 miles in the race. each lap is 2 and a half mile. how many laps would it take to go 500 miles?
200
a " sport " in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. what is it?
boxing mma
I am one small little piece of paper, yet sometimes hold lots of value. i am all you need to get in to big events, but will cost you. i am an important part of travel. and if lost, you're not coming. what am i?
ticket
I live beneath a star but i do not burn, i have eleven friends which do not turn. my initials are p. k. r. s. what am i?
number 7 on a phone
many kids want to skate on me but if they tried they would die. what am i
rings of saturn
marco and his brother make go on a trip. the look south they see the earth they look north they see stars how is this possible?
they are in space
when your mom says, " say the magic word ". what should you say?
magic word
both peaches and a certain couture have this in common
juicy