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CLOWN.
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Misprision in the highest degree!--Lady, Cucullus non facit
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monachum; that's as much to say, I wear not motley in my
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brain. Good madonna, give me leave to prove you a fool.
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OLIVIA.
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Can you do it?
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CLOWN.
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Dexteriously, good madonna.
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OLIVIA.
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Make your proof.
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CLOWN.
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I must catechize you for it, madonna.
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Good my mouse of virtue, answer me.
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OLIVIA.
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Well, sir, for want of other idleness, I'll 'bide your proof.
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CLOWN.
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Good madonna, why mourn'st thou?
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OLIVIA.
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Good fool, for my brother's death.
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CLOWN.
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I think his soul is in hell, madonna.
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OLIVIA.
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I know his soul is in heaven, fool.
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CLOWN.
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The more fool you, madonna, to mourn for your brother's soul
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being in heaven.--Take away the fool, gentlemen.
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OLIVIA.
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What think you of this fool, Malvolio? doth he not mend?
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MALVOLIO.
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Yes; and shall do, till the pangs of death shake him.
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Infirmity, that decays the wise, doth ever make the better fool.
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CLOWN.
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God send you, sir, a speedy infirmity, for the better
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increasing your folly! Sir Toby will be sworn that I am no fox;
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but he will not pass his word for twopence that you are no fool.
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OLIVIA.
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How say you to that, Malvolio?
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MALVOLIO.
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I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren
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rascal; I saw him put down the other day with an ordinary fool
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that has no more brain than a stone. Look you now, he's out of
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his guard already; unless you laugh and minister occasion to him,
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he is gagged. I protest I take these wise men that crow so at
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these set kind of fools, no better than the fools' zanies.
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OLIVIA.
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O, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and taste with a
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distempered appetite. To be generous, guiltless, and of free
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disposition, is to take those things for bird-bolts that you deem
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cannon bullets. There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he
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do nothing but rail; nor no railing in known discreet man, though
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he do nothing but reprove.
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CLOWN.
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Now Mercury endue thee with leasing, for thou speakest well of
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fools!
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[Re-enter MARIA.]
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MARIA.
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Madam, there is at the gate a young gentleman much desires
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to speak with you.
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OLIVIA.
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From the Count Orsino, is it?
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MARIA.
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I know not, madam; 'tis a fair young man, and well attended.
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OLIVIA.
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Who of my people hold him in delay?
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MARIA.
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Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman.
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OLIVIA.
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Fetch him off, I pray you; he speaks nothing but madman.
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Fie on him!
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[Exit MARIA]
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Go you, Malvolio: if it be a suit from the count, I am sick, or
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not at home; what you will to dismiss it.
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