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lawyers, who took occasion to run out in a high commendation of the
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severe execution of justice upon thieves, 'who,' as he said, 'were then
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hanged so fast that there were sometimes twenty on one gibbet!' and, upon
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that, he said, 'he could not wonder enough how it came to pass that,
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since so few escaped, there were yet so many thieves left, who were still
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robbing in all places.' Upon this, I (who took the boldness to speak
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freely before the Cardinal) said, 'There was no reason to wonder at the
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matter, since this way of punishing thieves was neither just in itself
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nor good for the public; for, as the severity was too great, so the
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remedy was not effectual; simple theft not being so great a crime that it
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ought to cost a man his life; no punishment, how severe soever, being
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able to restrain those from robbing who can find out no other way of
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livelihood. In this,' said I, 'not only you in England, but a great part
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of the world, imitate some ill masters, that are readier to chastise
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their scholars than to teach them. There are dreadful punishments
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enacted against thieves, but it were much better to make such good
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provisions by which every man might be put in a method how to live, and
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so be preserved from the fatal necessity of stealing and of dying for
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it.' 'There has been care enough taken for that,' said he; 'there are
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many handicrafts, and there is husbandry, by which they may make a shift
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to live, unless they have a greater mind to follow ill courses.' 'That
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will not serve your turn,' said I, 'for many lose their limbs in civil or
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foreign wars, as lately in the Cornish rebellion, and some time ago in
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your wars with France, who, being thus mutilated in the service of their
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king and country, can no more follow their old trades, and are too old to
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learn new ones; but since wars are only accidental things, and have
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intervals, let us consider those things that fall out every day. There
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is a great number of noblemen among you that are themselves as idle as
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drones, that subsist on other men's labour, on the labour of their
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tenants, whom, to raise their revenues, they pare to the quick. This,
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indeed, is the only instance of their frugality, for in all other things
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they are prodigal, even to the beggaring of themselves; but, besides
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this, they carry about with them a great number of idle fellows, who
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never learned any art by which they may gain their living; and these, as
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soon as either their lord dies, or they themselves fall sick, are turned
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out of doors; for your lords are readier to feed idle people than to take
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care of the sick; and often the heir is not able to keep together so
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great a family as his predecessor did. Now, when the stomachs of those
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that are thus turned out of doors grow keen, they rob no less keenly; and
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what else can they do? For when, by wandering about, they have worn out
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both their health and their clothes, and are tattered, and look ghastly,
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men of quality will not entertain them, and poor men dare not do it,
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knowing that one who has been bred up in idleness and pleasure, and who
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was used to walk about with his sword and buckler, despising all the
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neighbourhood with an insolent scorn as far below him, is not fit for the
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spade and mattock; nor will he serve a poor man for so small a hire and
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in so low a diet as he can afford to give him.' To this he answered,
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'This sort of men ought to be particularly cherished, for in them
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consists the force of the armies for which we have occasion; since their
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birth inspires them with a nobler sense of honour than is to be found
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among tradesmen or ploughmen.' 'You may as well say,' replied I, 'that
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you must cherish thieves on the account of wars, for you will never want
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the one as long as you have the other; and as robbers prove sometimes
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gallant soldiers, so soldiers often prove brave robbers, so near an
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alliance there is between those two sorts of life. But this bad custom,
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so common among you, of keeping many servants, is not peculiar to this
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nation. In France there is yet a more pestiferous sort of people, for
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the whole country is full of soldiers, still kept up in time of peace (if
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such a state of a nation can be called a peace); and these are kept in
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pay upon the same account that you plead for those idle retainers about
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noblemen: this being a maxim of those pretended statesmen, that it is
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necessary for the public safety to have a good body of veteran soldiers
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ever in readiness. They think raw men are not to be depended on, and
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they sometimes seek occasions for making war, that they may train up
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their soldiers in the art of cutting throats, or, as Sallust observed,
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"for keeping their hands in use, that they may not grow dull by too long
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an intermission." But France has learned to its cost how dangerous it is
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to feed such beasts. The fate of the Romans, Carthaginians, and Syrians,
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and many other nations and cities, which were both overturned and quite
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ruined by those standing armies, should make others wiser; and the folly
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of this maxim of the French appears plainly even from this, that their
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trained soldiers often find your raw men prove too hard for them, of
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which I will not say much, lest you may think I flatter the English.
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Every day's experience shows that the mechanics in the towns or the
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clowns in the country are not afraid of fighting with those idle
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gentlemen, if they are not disabled by some misfortune in their body or
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dispirited by extreme want; so that you need not fear that those well-
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shaped and strong men (for it is only such that noblemen love to keep
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about them till they spoil them), who now grow feeble with ease and are
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softened with their effeminate manner of life, would be less fit for
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action if they were well bred and well employed. And it seems very
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unreasonable that, for the prospect of a war, which you need never have
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but when you please, you should maintain so many idle men, as will always
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disturb you in time of peace, which is ever to be more considered than
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war. But I do not think that this necessity of stealing arises only from
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hence; there is another cause of it, more peculiar to England.' 'What is
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that?' said the Cardinal: 'The increase of pasture,' said I, 'by which
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your sheep, which are naturally mild, and easily kept in order, may be
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said now to devour men and unpeople, not only villages, but towns; for
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wherever it is found that the sheep of any soil yield a softer and richer
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wool than ordinary, there the nobility and gentry, and even those holy
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men, the abbots! not contented with the old rents which their farms
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yielded, nor thinking it enough that they, living at their ease, do no
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good to the public, resolve to do it hurt instead of good. They stop the
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course of agriculture, destroying houses and towns, reserving only the
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churches, and enclose grounds that they may lodge their sheep in them. As
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if forests and parks had swallowed up too little of the land, those
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worthy countrymen turn the best inhabited places into solitudes; for when
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an insatiable wretch, who is a plague to his country, resolves to enclose
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many thousand acres of ground, the owners, as well as tenants, are turned
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