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Some lady in the 90s: *"Oh just one glass of wine won't hurt my baby!"*
That baby today: *"Lookin Toppy"* 🤡
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2024-20-05
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Even if that’s true, a billion new shares destroys the chances of a short sqweeze unless you apes have like $100 billion laying around to pump the price over $100/share
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2024-20-05
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Got hit with the stop loss on my puts. It’s safe to dump now
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2024-20-05
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Eh, go buy lunch and move on
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2024-20-05
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Yea but if the official one is still suspended people are going to think that one is. Not a big deal, just a little unfortunate.
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2024-20-05
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Spy pumping baby
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2024-20-05
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Bears keep pushing this market up with all the new put buys and avg downs. Look at the SPX put call open interest ratio. OI is showing nearly double or triple the puts to calls in open interest for the next 4 months
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2024-20-05
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Think itll be good?
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2024-20-05
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Sir this is a casino. 
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2024-20-05
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Who knows but all analysts PT is above $1k with 0 BEARS and then lot of rumors and articles on positive things NVIDIA is doing
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2024-20-05
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I'm thinking of starting a company where I have billions of dollars of brick and mortar real estate holdings. We will offer a product but nobody will use it, really.
I will spend all of my marketing budget recruiting retail shareholders and pumping the stock price, and then once I have retail eating out of the palm of my hands, I will give myself a 9-figure compensation package and dilute the float every three months to provide capital for ongoing operations (my salary)
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2024-20-05
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It was already pumped 20% before that because of an online campaign to pump the stock after HIMS anti-Israel stances.
Teladoc has sold those weight loss drugs for over a year.
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2024-20-05
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Those aren't retail puts
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2024-20-05
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if Joe announces no capital gains taxes, SPY will pump 10%
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2024-20-05
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You know me zadddddy 🙈
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2024-20-05
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I used instant deposit on money not in my account just to be down $20 
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2024-20-05
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Is anyone actually buying puts on NVDA for Wednesday? Honest question idk how anyone could be bearish
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2024-20-05
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buy me a pizza please. to celebrate.
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2024-20-05
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Based on that what drop? MM control markets and they also like NVIDIA so do politicians 
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2024-20-05
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As a former AI wealth manager, I despise the poor. Puts on NVDA? Only a poor person would make such a move; it's a terrible idea. There's only one direction for NVDA and that's up, up,
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2024-20-05
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AMC green days are made to buy puts. Gifts from god
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2024-20-05
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Nah. Tell the postmaster you're being harassed via the mailer, then let the restaurant know if it happens again it won't be just the postmaster knowing. Restaurant owners are all talk, they like to pretend they're something.
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2024-20-05
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AMC refuses to go down and the options chain is littered with corpses buying calls
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2024-20-05
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Sold my calls, I need a face ripper. This sideways action is killing my 0dtes, still profited though.
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2024-20-05
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I dont like the wicks on the es 4 hour and for that reason im out
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2024-20-05
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If you're not buying HIMS monthly 30C you belong here 
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2024-20-05
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Nvda better guide to the moon or it will get ugly.
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2024-20-05
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i'm not a horseshit ape but there can only be upside against 20 at this point until at least the june 20's get blown straight to fuck. too many ppl piled into those 20 p
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2024-20-05
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Spy go
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2024-20-05
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1:1000000 + ai shiba inu crypto merge
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2024-20-05
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INTC June $35 calls
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2024-20-05
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Why would he take away capital gain taxes?
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2024-20-05
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said any girl you dated and had sex with (2?)
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2024-20-05
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So what’s the difference between hims dick pills and viagra?
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2024-20-05
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Boeing had to of planned this those sly Dawgs
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2024-20-05
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I'm in TN too! My dog has eaten way more than 20, he is really good at catching them.
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2024-20-05
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Tell me about it. The stock I was trading is only trading at 40% average volume. Suspicious!
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2024-20-05
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one tastes better
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2024-20-05
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About $5 a pill
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2024-20-05
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I’ve seen a rock move more than the market today
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2024-20-05
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Retail investors lost 13.1 billion in latest meme stock rally 
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2024-20-05
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you are my only hope panw
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2024-20-05
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!Banbet WOOF 3 7D
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2024-20-05
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Significant_Cut_4609** bet **WOOF** goes from **2.54** to **3.0** before **27-May-2024 02:32 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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2024-20-05
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Spy with a V shaped recovery?
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2024-20-05
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GHRS aboutta pump
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2024-20-05
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My work meeting just cost me 2 grand will it go red again?
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2024-20-05
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He has a huge amount of vested JPM stock to pay capital gains on....hope his new job as treasury secretary in the next administration is all he hopes for....
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2024-20-05
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Calls on you still not getting the joke or any sustainable profits.
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
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Took $800 to make $72 via SPY 0dte calls, pretty shit 
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2024-20-05
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What was the point in DFV tweets?
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2024-20-05
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Only 30 mins later dip has been bought and we V back
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2024-20-05
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You should tell your boss he's fired.
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2024-20-05
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# BEARS
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2024-20-05
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not that surprising, he's been the face of JPM forever
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2024-20-05
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One is marketed to millennials the other boomers. Both go hard
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2024-20-05
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I'm only 9 years old, sorry
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2024-20-05
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So SPY will never be below 530 again?
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2024-20-05
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Is it even a question at this point?
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2024-20-05
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The more I research, the more I am thinking a long term hold is best.
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2024-20-05
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Ryan & Adam appreciates their sacrifice.
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2024-20-05
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ASTS spacemobile… make sure you can make your satellite phone call in the middle of the ocean on your yatch with your brick sized vintage coke lord sat phone. Gonna make those phone calls from mid ocean boy, so I can ensure my cocaine dead drops get to the yatch so I can do lines off ram ranch cowboy bro cocks
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2024-20-05
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What happened to JPM ? Holy that’s a lot of
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2024-20-05
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Popeyes is a delicious and unholy vice.
But fuck me it makes you sleepy af.
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2024-20-05
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Ber’s coworkers be like: *“that depressing psycho is sobbing in his cubicle again…what even is his deal??”*
“I dunno but let’s slip out to lunch before he tries to talk to us about consumer auto loans again”
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2024-20-05
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What are the chances of PANW going to 350 after earnings? I wanna sell a call but scared might lose out on potential profits
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2024-20-05
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My sell order was off by one fucking dollar
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2024-20-05
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AI PC that's the new buzz word..... Calls on Everything AI.
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2024-20-05
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Gonna fuck a bunch of fat chicks this summer
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2024-20-05
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I hate the apes, but that doesn't sound right. How can they lose when they dont sell? Just like they didn't win anything when the stock was up.
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2024-20-05
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Sold my coin calls way too early but I’ll take the 50% profit. Time for SOUN
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2024-20-05
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/GymRaynor made a bet that BABA would go to 95.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 81.527 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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2024-20-05
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The market only listens to JPow.
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2024-20-05
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You sound thirsty for $$$
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2024-20-05
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Reason number 25,423,541,255 not to be a bear.
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2024-20-05
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Viagra patent expired years ago. Just generics
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2024-20-05
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Come on, hold 950 Nvidia
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2024-20-05
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He's definitely richer now.
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2024-20-05
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Never went red actually
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2024-20-05
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Damn you, now it’s going to $270
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2024-20-05
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why IBRX being shorted? It's snail oil or what?
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2024-20-05
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NVIDIA is like that sexy girl asking for your number and you’re too shy to give it
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2024-20-05
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SPY finishing at 532 today would be nice. Doubt it’ll happen but it’d be nice.
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2024-20-05
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SPY spiking down makes me reconsider limit sell orders instead of being a line watching junkie
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2024-20-05
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How low for OKLO by eow I wonder if I should try some puts here
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
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the endless shrimp ended
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2024-20-05
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nada tostada.
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2024-20-05
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That can't be true 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Bear traps only 😂
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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You've got to know when to hold em
When to sold em
And when to cawk away
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2024-20-05
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Ber be like: Who could have seen this coming. Who??? Nobody. It was impossible to see coming. Again.
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2024-20-05
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EOD
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2024-20-05
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Slipperypuppy25 made a bet that SPY would go to 555.0 within **4 hours** when it was 531.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 103 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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2024-20-05
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Contracts only 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Well see lol. IV is probably gonna fuck my 260cs so I'll barely break even tomorrow
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2024-20-05
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Is Alex Karp gonna have to smack a bitch?
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2024-21-05
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Well when you say it like that it sounds stupid
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2024-21-05
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Money!
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2024-21-05
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