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I never hold any options long enough to exercise! Shoot! I don’t even like holding them over night! That’s just me!
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
AMC calls. just get it over with.
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2024-20-05
system won't even let me go that far - says the wire routing number for my bank is incorrect. I guess there is a "special" number that i have to call the bank to find but that makes no fucking sense
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2024-20-05
Hi it's me again, the Hims shill. Just wanted you to know that hims is adding GLP-1 injections to their weight loss program.
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2024-20-05
I look forward to your loss pron
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2024-20-05
Like are you actual being an ape or just trolling….
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2024-20-05
My job pays $150k. It’s so low that I don’t even get out of bed anymore. Pay me more if you want some work done. Simple ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
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2024-20-05
First we had Rate cuts in June now we are accepting rate cut in September and wen Sept rolls around the rate cut will be moved to Nov
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2024-20-05
CALLS CALLS CALLS STOCKS ONLY GO UP!!!
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
Is it illegal for me to buy puts on my company if I know stuff?
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2024-20-05
After the upcoming recession. Yes
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2024-20-05
MARA $30 TODAY BITCH I WANT IT
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2024-20-05
CCL to $18-20
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2024-20-05
The thesis was that the company was undervalued and hadn't taken into account that Ryan Cohen could turn the company around. The company is now overvalued because it's a meme stock, and Ryan Cohen is yet to make any dramatic changes to their revenue. DFV's thesis has absolutely fundamentally changed.
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2024-20-05
Yeah you can pay people by check on the browser version of the app
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2024-20-05
It was disgusting and magical at the same time. Iowa outlawed it in 2008 and while i missed it for awhile, I cannot fathom doing it now
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2024-20-05
🟩🌊
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2024-20-05
Why are some of the Russell 2000 pumping? HIMS, CCL etc?
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2024-20-05
Put holder spotted ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)
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2024-20-05
Forget smoking indoors, smoking in airplanes was peak humanity
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2024-20-05
The Arabic word 'Islam' means 'submission to the will of God', and I hate to tell you, but God hates choppers.
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2024-20-05
Do it, somebody has to lose money on this beast
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2024-20-05
Welp, time to buy CVNA again.
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2024-20-05
Social media pumps
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2024-20-05
nah it was written in the WSB biblle prophecy.
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2024-20-05
Probably, but go for it
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2024-20-05
I have a few of those. got them like 25+ years ago and still goin fine except for maybe 1 of them. life span it says they are supposed to be 10-15 years.
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2024-20-05
Unironically this. If i was making 150k 3 yesrs agonit wouldve been elite. Now its just… eh. But i do get out of bed because i have to support a family lol
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2024-20-05
No
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2024-20-05
yep
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2024-20-05
Lies
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2024-20-05
SAME LOL and they promoted my coworker to manager. Less will be done. I need at least $350k to work productively
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2024-20-05
It is not a lotto. Lottery has some small chance of winning. 1200c has 0% chance unless it is a leap.
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2024-20-05
Yes, so just tell us and we’ll buy puts & send you some of the proceeds
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2024-20-05
That spy drop destroyed my 0dte
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2024-20-05
HIMS sooo erect right now
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2024-20-05
Schwab made me miss out on a 100% play on hims. This company should have to pay me $1000.
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2024-20-05
Turns out the 252 million interest payment CVNA has due in August may be paid 'in kind' rather than cash. So my Sept 100p position is based on an erroneous fact pattern. I have, in fact, inversed myself.
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2024-20-05
The cope going on in AMC sub lmao. Those regards talking about “ let me know when the price hits $1000 “ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
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2024-20-05
They hired a new guy that does less and they pay him $200k
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2024-20-05
FUCK I forgot to take my adderall
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2024-20-05
🍆
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2024-20-05
hims
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
Bro keep.going!
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2024-20-05
Let’s have a good week everyone
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2024-20-05
It was super fun, 80s were the best decade. Sitting around with friends some late night after partying drinking coffee, smoking, eating fries... So fun
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2024-20-05
this was a matrix move, and the dude is alive and living large somewhere. am I right?
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2024-20-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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2024-20-05
2 days of work then 2 week vacation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
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2024-20-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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2024-20-05
Give us the DD king
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2024-20-05
Weekly $510 puts bc I hate money
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2024-20-05
Well that was decently optimistic about the dollar
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2024-20-05
I guarantee they did. They are way smarter than those Supercult folks.
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2024-20-05
Very disconcerting how little discussion there is in government about AI taking jobs. Honestly the process is going faster than I thought.
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2024-20-05
Fed's Barr: Regulators are exploring targeted adjustments to existing liquidity rules.
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2024-20-05
I'm so erect watching it
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2024-20-05
i was supposed to wake up rich wtf
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2024-20-05
SPY calls. You?
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2024-20-05
Unless you buy Puts.. then we’re going to the moon
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2024-20-05
Any semiconductor calls this week. NVDIA will cause other companies correlated to them to go up/down. MU /AMD maybe
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2024-20-05
I missed the HIMS train FUCK
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2024-20-05
Wtf hims piumping ??
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2024-20-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
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2024-20-05
I hate the bagholder subs
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2024-20-05
I remember the difference between smoking and non smoking sections was a wall that didn't even go to the ceiling lol
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2024-20-05
SNDL
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2024-20-05
Lil bit o both
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2024-20-05
If nvda did a split 1:3 split, I feel like it would be 1000 again by Christmas
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2024-20-05
OKLO is FUCKED-LO
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2024-20-05
Consider investing in my portfolio, I’m down 15k this year, buy low sell high
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2024-20-05
NVDA post earnings sell the news dump ---> period of consolidation ---> everyone realizes beat & raise is actually bullish af ---> rocket past $1000
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2024-20-05
AAPL $195 call strike piling up
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2024-20-05
ATHs barely an hour into the session. 5 hours left.. what could possibly happen next ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
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2024-20-05
do you have like $170 calls?
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2024-20-05
# TOO EASY!! **JUST BUY**
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2024-20-05
AMC![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
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2024-20-05
Tesla gonna skyrocket later 🚀🚀🚀🚀🤩 yeah baby
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2024-20-05
No affiliation to this sub
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2024-20-05
Deadpool & Wolverine tickets available
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2024-20-05
I bought shares this morning, I'm up a bit, should've bought calls but it's whatever
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2024-20-05
That’s it I’m calling SPY a bunch of slurs
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2024-20-05
Guys, I think we are in a bull market
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2024-20-05
bearssss lmaooo
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2024-20-05
150 leaps
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2024-20-05
But Teladoc has been on the decline for six months. Do you think they have some secret sauce for next earnings?
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
if this doesn't happen then CRiME
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2024-20-05
market won't budge from ATHs until NVDA earnings
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2024-20-05
too many people bullish on TSLA here im scared
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2024-20-05
oh yeah she pumpin
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2024-20-05
How boring is today. Made 6 trades only to be up 10 bucks lol.
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2024-20-05
Imagine listening to the regards on that dumb fuck website
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2024-20-05
Anything less than +2% on spy is dumping
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2024-20-05
Don't chase. I've been burned
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2024-20-05
I thought NVDA was supposed to drop before earnings?
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2024-20-05
well yeah, leaps aren't going to do much from small moves
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