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Can somebody please confirm that my comments actually show up in here and I haven’t been posting to open air for the past 3 years.
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2024-22-05
sell and leave. what's the point in sitting
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2024-22-05
Yes absolutely it would, I actually sleep on my right side for this same reason. I sit up for an hour or so after I eat so the food can digest some. If not I’ll wake up with stomach pain, and possibly throwing up as well but that’s rare for me these days
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2024-22-05
Would you like to be a lesbian.
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2024-22-05
Whats this loblaws boycott going to lead to? Could be a rough quarter for them, and better for their competetion
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2024-22-05
>They Lmfaoooo
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2024-22-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
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2024-22-05
You are banned still ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
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2024-22-05
If the trailer park residents are driving audis, im fucking up bad
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2024-22-05
My cynical prediction for 5/22: SPY will dip to 528.9X, calls will liquidate, then it will run right back up to 531.8X. Then the bears shit their pants and rage quit. Good day.
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2024-22-05
I see it nerd
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2024-22-05
Alcohol is the one thing that shows no social class division. And DUIs get picked up by both the rich and the poor.
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2024-22-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
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2024-22-05
Fr
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2024-22-05
What time Nvidia earnings tomorrow?
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2024-22-05
5/24. Could do 5/28 if you wanna play it safe 
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2024-22-05
I choose to believe that there is a special level of hell that tortures these dudes with the eternal pain of the feeling of having to poop but all the restroom seats are covered in piss with no tissue paper in sight
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2024-22-05
Accept Wmt right?
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2024-22-05
Nothing is happening it's just a bunch of Redditors protesting that's it. they will still make 500 mill in profit
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2024-22-05
Tomorrow I’ll be crying.
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2024-22-05
Yo girl chokin more than james harden in the playoffs
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2024-22-05
5pm
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2024-22-05
AH
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2024-22-05
4:20
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2024-22-05
Lmao this ghey ber https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/J6HbW1uveX
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2024-22-05
I agree Mr BBC. Buying alot Spy
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2024-22-05
Ab to be banned bet cause I said banbet Saturday saying nvda1k 4 days thinking it only counted days market are open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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2024-22-05
Why not today
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2024-22-05
Suck my hog
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2024-22-05
Same here
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2024-22-05
Puts on Doris Burke
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2024-22-05
Ambattakummm
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2024-22-05
Sndl moon when?
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2024-22-05
U guys lift that nasty shit? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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2024-22-05
Spy gonna hit 535 tommorow 100%
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2024-22-05
Ohhhh what a chore! Sorry you had to watch and change your diet to work around it. Sounds unpleasant but glad you figured it out! I been heating up a lot of frozen foods lately and maybe that's the cause of it..?
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2024-22-05
Went to a budget whorehouse and met a happy old skilled whore who seemed to really appreciate the business
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2024-22-05
I got gaped on Macy's puts, and I've never even seen a Macy's. I see and shop at Target all the time.
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2024-22-05
Watch the chart. You will know
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2024-22-05
🧢
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2024-22-05
Noooooooo
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2024-22-05
Spy gunning for the extinction of bers
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2024-22-05
Yo mama is so old she used to drive on wooden streets
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2024-22-05
Never again...![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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2024-22-05
MY PUTS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
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2024-22-05
With your shoe you cretin, same for flushing
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2024-22-05
bear hunting season 🚫🐻
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2024-22-05
i’m feeling just whatever
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2024-22-05
You might not be a mod 🫵😩 but you got a hot 🅱️od 😳 Almost missed this one 👀
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2024-22-05
MY PUTS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
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2024-22-05
So bored I’m betting on the NBA
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2024-22-05
What happen... To them puts.....
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2024-22-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
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2024-22-05
Puts in an election year 🫣 comeon
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2024-22-05
I'm not the most regarded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883) But I'm still regarded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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2024-22-05
It’s not my party :(
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2024-22-05
Really?
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2024-22-05
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention
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2024-22-05
Obviously DJT dingus.
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2024-22-05
I swear to god these fucking wage slaves making $12 an hour act like they're taking the food/drinks outta their paycheck
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2024-22-05
Trump is now accepting bitcorn
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2024-22-05
Bro who the fuck sells TSLA on a rip that’s still more than 100% away from ATH in this market?
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2024-22-05
Definitely go where you are appreciated. Money well spent.
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2024-22-05
Yes!
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2024-22-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) dude stop buying put its simple. I lost 20k in spy buying puts no from 480$ to 500$
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2024-22-05
Be me, traveling through the airport just me and a 5 year old who has to pee quite badly. Family restroom is full. After 10 minutes some disgusting ogre of a neckbeard waddles out of the family bathroom and it was so fucking disgusting we had to go find a different bathroom. I wish everything bad on that man and everyone in this world that is responsible for making him who he is today.
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2024-22-05
Ya I know
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2024-22-05
Ty, and that would definitely do it for me. Especially if it’s greasy and has a lot of sodium/sugar. I’d get those nasty burps 🤢
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2024-22-05
The amount of superglue in my pants right now is ridiculous
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2024-22-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) its priced in ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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2024-22-05
I decided not to do a TSLA 5/24 172.5C @ 4.33 yesterday bc the market was so stale. It closed at 14.65 today 🥲 that’s what I get for being a lil bitch. Might do a TSLA play tomorrow but FOMO may whoop my ass.
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2024-22-05
🧢
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2024-22-05
No 🧢
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2024-22-05
100%
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2024-22-05
![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
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2024-22-05
Greatest moass ever GM3 IS THE Acronym
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2024-22-05
I'm a simple man, I like a joke I upvote.
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2024-22-05
Taking a page out of the aapl book, didn't think of that angle
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2024-22-05
Ok you convinced me. I'll stop buying frozen food, thanks!! Looking forward to that fixing it 😄
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2024-22-05
Call Fidelity and they’ll let you trade right up until the bell
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2024-22-05
Oh my gosh. That struck me to my core. And what’s weirder is, it’s a friend who was shot in his sleep by an ex girlfriend in late 2022, for whom, on the worst days, I live. I applaud you.
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2024-22-05
Tesla has momentum, bears about to find themselves in a M. Night Shamanallah mind fuck
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2024-22-05
private exchange made between large institutional traders in order to prevent slippage with large orders. not reflected on the order book until market close (usually)
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2024-22-05
I sniff gorilla glue
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2024-22-05
I think it's still possible but SPY has just been constantly ripping. Maybe it'll go back to $520 by mid June?
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2024-22-05
That's honestly what the online gaming meta has become and it's a shame. Destiny 2 ended up becoming so tedious that I gave up online gaming entirely. Try Zelda or BG3.
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2024-22-05
My apology. People with a mortgage are smarter, so I assumed really stupid people on rent would just gamble more cause they didn't get a mortgage when the rates were under 3 percent. Sorry my bad.
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2024-22-05
Ohmygosh I’m not used to the new award button. Erg.
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2024-22-05
I think most people’s anti-Elon sentiment is motivated by his irrational behavior.
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2024-22-05
Daily reminder that my 🅿️🅿️ is smaller than yours
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2024-22-05
##PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS
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2024-22-05
The hard liquor is back at it again let me tell ya
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2024-22-05
🧢
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2024-22-05
I use both. They each have their benefits. RH for Roth, for certain.
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2024-22-05
Sentiment going into earnings is very different this time around. Last time it sold off for four straight days and lost 8% into the print. This time sentiment is unbelievably complacent. I can’t believe I’m saying this considering the IV but I think this could take a massive shit
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2024-22-05
Don't forget Their dogs to ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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2024-22-05
Idgaf what you use cumquat
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2024-22-05
I guess “Legends of the hidden temple” was a true story..
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2024-22-05
She gave me weaponized Chinese government chlamydia but yeah totally worth it otherwise
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2024-22-05
Never bet against the house.
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