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Nope, having a beer after work fails in comparison to having an edible. I will always appreciate the progress ✅
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2024-22-05
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Everything is hitting Ath and I am still down 70% all time 
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2024-22-05
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If you're not Muslim, you don't know what you're missing. It's the dream of religion minus all the suck.
(I'm joking, obviously. But TikTok is pretty good.)
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2024-22-05
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I started in college to stay awake in class. After I started getting sick from it I quit for a year and then started smoking. Same thing happened with cigs then. My body is trying like hell to keep me from giving myself cancer but God Almighty hates a quitter lol.
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2024-22-05
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> NVDA will dump after earnings and TSLA will pump. Mark my words
Marked
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2024-22-05
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Harambe died on May 28, 2016. 8th anniversary is coming up next week on Tuesday. Hopefully the stock that started the ape movement gets another halt day so my lottery tickets will print.
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2024-22-05
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Hypothetically if you ran into Putin on the streets of Washington DC with no security, how much do you think his head would be worth to the US govt ?
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2024-22-05
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Target gonna surprise everyone and rip the roof off
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2024-22-05
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Well la-di-da. Only down 70% all time? Congrats and go to hell you POS.
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2024-22-05
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WE’RE TAKING BNED TO $3 BABBBYYYYY SHORT SQUEEZE
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2024-22-05
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they should take that sharia law and.....
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2024-22-05
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I have no moves for tomorrow. I bought a shitload of boomer Gold under $1800. But I will say when stocks, equities, commodities, and gold are all moving up at the same time, that's not so good news. It means the US dollar is worthless. It also creates very few winners, and way too many losers : )
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2024-22-05
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Since cuming on wsb.. I like “bulls on parade!”
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2024-22-05
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Alright then, good work
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2024-22-05
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already below 70k...
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2024-22-05
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People who are obsessed with cash make me laugh. It's not as great as they think.
1. Taxes on all gains.
2. At some point Fed is going to cut. Looking at bond markets, probably not this year. But they're already starting to kill off QT in 3 weeks.
3. CPI is just a giant average. That's all it is. Don't get too hung up on when making individual decisions.
Yours might be less, but depending on your age, expenditure mix, geography and so forth you might end up poorer after inflation & taxes. **Look at the prices you pay and the prices around you personally instead.**
Even then, if you're wrong about the "collapse" you'll still fall behind. Opportunity cost and missed gains is still a loss.
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2024-22-05
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What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with you that you are catching a charge after hooking up with a chick?
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2024-22-05
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DONT PANIK THE GOV WILL SAVE US
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2024-22-05
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Rage against the bers
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2024-22-05
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Baggies alive?
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2024-22-05
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If you are in for long which is where you get most gains - use Roth-IRA, set a (stop loss/limit buy). That way no taxes on gains and you protect your investment when market dips.
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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I Invest in cash under the mattress, been doing roughly -3% a year 😮💨
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2024-22-05
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yikes
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2024-22-05
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Bought 200 $BITI earlier
Lets you “short” BTC without infinite risk
Fuck your fake internet beans
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2024-22-05
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That’s a fking. Fact.
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2024-22-05
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yes go ahead cut ur winner to fade the entire market, genius
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2024-22-05
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Sam Altman royally screwed up with this ScarJo thing. I honestly think he just destroyed 50% of the lifetime value of Open AI. It reminds me of a battle royale game where your idiot teammate shoots for negligible damage and ruins the element of surprise.
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2024-22-05
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!banbet NVDA $1000 2D
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2024-22-05
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> But the cap spend is one-off. Not Recurring. Not sustainable.
This is not new information, lol. Everybody knows this.
The question is, how many more quarters does line go up to the right?
Also, you want to bail one quarter too early, not one quarter too late, but it will be at least early next year I think before they have any softness
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2024-22-05
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/larryjuana** bet **NVDA** goes from **953.27** to **1000.0** before **24-May-2024 01:01 AM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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2024-22-05
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Nvda to hell!
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2024-22-05
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Mara. Gonna pop Friday afternoon. They have a special announcement at 2:00.
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2024-22-05
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it’s only the poors (unemployed artists on twitter) and pre-poors (currently employed actors) upset at it, inconsequential
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2024-22-05
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Jeopardy Masters couldn't answer a Cathie Wood question yesterday. Amateurs.
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2024-22-05
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When your American name is Johnson Wang 
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2024-22-05
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when one gets too full of himself and think he's a god, he does stupid shit....the cult leader playbook.
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2024-22-05
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Fuck u bot
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2024-22-05
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Yes but don't fight the casino
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2024-22-05
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Calls on NVDA are too obvious, I’m probably gonna play it with NVDL calls
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2024-22-05
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Don't fight the casino
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Timing the purchase tomorrow is everything
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2024-22-05
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Good. She doesn't deserve to be known
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2024-22-05
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Filing bankruptcy 
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2024-22-05
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Airbnb or hotel?
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2024-22-05
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Wow! Appreciate the advice. No interest in rolling them?
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2024-22-05
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Are you German...or Norwegian?
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2024-22-05
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Nvidia and spy are the dynamic duo
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2024-22-05
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She's a 10, but her vagine is like a wizard's sleeve
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2024-22-05
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Thank you regard
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2024-22-05
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Yeah, but look how much influence unionized rust belt factory workers have. It costs over a million dollars per job to protect them from significantly better foreign competition, but Biden and Trump are glad to pay it to buy their votes.
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2024-22-05
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I don't know. She's amazing at destroying capital. Should be known for that.
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2024-22-05
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last two words a NVDA bear hears before blacking out and going bankrupt: stock split
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2024-22-05
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If everyone kinda thinks Nvidia will go down the inverse is bullish. I embrace bullish inverseness
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2024-22-05
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Ya but is the booty hole tight?
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2024-22-05
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Bullish af on WOOF earnings, AH price action has me a bit worried though
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2024-22-05
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Godspeed
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2024-22-05
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The timing is going to be right as whatever the reaction to 2pm FOMC minutes is happening. I'm going to inverse whatever it'll be.
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2024-22-05
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Play the magic trend, not the fundamentals.
Sit down before the music stops.
So hard to time.
Good luck tho.
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2024-22-05
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unless it's an idiotic marketing stunt, they cannot be that stupid to not foresee that
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2024-22-05
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....I'm thinking, I'm thinking......
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2024-22-05
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I'm going to give you the real reality why everyone here hates Joe Rogan. Are you ready? He lets his guest talk. Everyone here is used to hearing their favorite news host yell over their guest every time they speak. Joe Rogan doesn't do that and they hate him for it.
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2024-22-05
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Shares or calls?
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2024-22-05
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Excellent question!
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2024-22-05
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Terrence?
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2024-22-05
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Yeah I was thinking the same but if there’s a big move it’ll probably happen during Q&A. All the fed members already said what’s printed in the prepared remarks. Would love to inverse that move if it moves market close to 1%. Shits a nothing burger, prob will end flat since nvda is king tomorrow.
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2024-22-05
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I eat you shit! You fuck my mother! 
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2024-22-05
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More like Wall Street butts
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2024-22-05
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Trailer Park milfs always got that juicy lil ghetto thang in the back
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2024-22-05
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I bet that wolverine/deadpool collab will skyrocket AMC
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2024-22-05
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euthanasia should be MANDATORY. next question please
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2024-22-05
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You're the one who knows their operating hours.
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2024-22-05
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Priced in
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2024-22-05
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Try visiting 4chan, havent been there in almost a decade so dont know if it got pussified like leddit
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2024-22-05
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We are the Borg
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2024-22-05
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Tell me how to lose my remaining 1276 by the end of the week. I want to slowly bleed so nothing otm with 1 day to exp
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2024-22-05
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common sense dictates that they close at night, unless you count dennys
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2024-22-05
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Naw he sold his account in April
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2024-22-05
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it will not.
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2024-22-05
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I’m not real sure either. But they split at 800 before. It’s 1000 now. I’m about 60% for the split
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2024-22-05
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Yes but the method must be drowning. In Shrek bukkake.
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2024-22-05
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nope
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Sometimes I feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, trying to start again
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2024-22-05
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SEC magic
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2024-22-05
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Always wearin them white shorts too
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2024-22-05
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#All you Jazz Cats 🐈 what’s the haps?
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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I’m about over fuckin spy
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2024-22-05
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Anyone gonna straddle NVDA with calls and puts expiring this week?
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2024-22-05
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Or those sweatpants that say juicy on the back😋
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2024-22-05
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Just had hate sex with my ex. Hate sex is the best thing you can experience.
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2024-22-05
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Europe asmi same patarn as besi
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2024-22-05
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There’s a neon lit massage parlor across from my usual Tesla supercharger 
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2024-22-05
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Smokin reefers
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2024-22-05
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Have you considered getting a sex change?
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2024-22-05
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They just out here blatantly trynna fuck up my sparkle 
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2024-22-05
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The amount of bagholding going on is insane over there.
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2024-22-05
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Why are futures tanking for no reason?
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