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Get ready for that hate child-support.
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2024-22-05
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DoorDash is stupid. If u order groceries through them and somethings out of stock they will just get one of 3 substitute items u choose in advance for no extra cost. I can choose a better brand and bigger size of this item and they will just eat the difference. In big grocery orders($200-$400) this generally comes out to($30-$80) of difference. How have they not put a $2 price difference cap on substitutions lmfao? No wonder they lose money
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2024-22-05
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You can't have it either.
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2024-22-05
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I might be the only person to go to a happy ending massage parlor and not get jerked off. Paid $100 for the worst massage ever. Even put a $20 on my dick and she just touched my dick a little 
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Them white flip flops with the foot print dirt stain in the sole 
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2024-22-05
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loading the spring
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2024-22-05
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What did you like more? Sucking her dick or the penetration from behind?
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2024-22-05
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It will pump before earnings & then dump regardless of what is being said.
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2024-22-05
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So is spy just gonna trade flat during market hours from now on?
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2024-22-05
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uh, you might have jumped the gun there.
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2024-22-05
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Lol 1120 call here
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2024-22-05
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Fat doobs.
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2024-22-05
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how's the face lookin?
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2024-22-05
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Old school resale video game stores are making bank.. new games are all goin digital
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2024-22-05
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Anyone here into micro soldering?
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2024-22-05
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Everett.
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2024-22-05
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Like the country?
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2024-22-05
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UK CPI hotter than expected, 10-year creeping again, vixperation with highest put oi since 2021and VIX at lows, market's unhedged, sentiment and positioning are stretched...
But yeah futures are down for no reason 
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2024-22-05
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Bundle of sticks
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2024-22-05
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Bool fukd 
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2024-22-05
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Futures are not down tho
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2024-22-05
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Mine? I'd say I'm pretty attractive. I'm not fat
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2024-22-05
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Was working the late night shift as the cashier in a massage parlor
This guy with smol 🅿️🅿️ tried getting a happy ending from melissa. But he doesnt know melissa is on her peri0d and hates men rn
Poor guy and his blue balls
Anyway i stole the $20 tip he gave her. No happy ending no tip. Bro code.
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2024-22-05
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Tsm atm calls.
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Yea
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2024-22-05
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Can’t wait to comment “womp womp” once I’m right 😄
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2024-22-05
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You gotta pay the Troll Toll
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2024-22-05
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Why you wear a condom? Me no use on your wife
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2024-22-05
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Baby Reindeer on Netflix
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2024-22-05
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Why was s&p open the whole day? Is it stupid?
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2024-22-05
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I’m into Dan Sodering
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2024-22-05
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He's gonna win regardless. Kumallah is gonna be president when he dies 2 years after inauguration day
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2024-22-05
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thank you I’m hungry now 😫
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2024-22-05
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Markets be like: we consider this for 2 whole seconds before we pump again.
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Go do your own shopping
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2024-22-05
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When I was a young lad, back before we had good internet, I used to beat my meat to a VHS copy of Show Girls.
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2024-22-05
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So TSLA $200 is still on the menu for today right guys? 
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2024-22-05
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Praise the lordah
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2024-22-05
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so you can lose twice when it trades flat?
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2024-22-05
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Or spying on your dad in the shower.
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2024-22-05
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Grandpa its 3.30 in the morning
You cant do the horny rn
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2024-22-05
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/CokeOnBooty made a bet that SPY would go to 549.0 within **1 month** when it was 518.74 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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2024-22-05
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Europoors done did it again, no diddy
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2024-22-05
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I gotta start looking into this capital fraud stuff. They all look like they get at least a few good years before prison. That’s all I really want… *a few good years*
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2024-22-05
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You had a dad?
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2024-22-05
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Lmao 518 to 550 in 20 trading days
This guy high or what
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2024-22-05
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Not worth it, send it to a guy
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2024-22-05
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Watch XiDaDa make amnesty with Taiwan and he makes 20k
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2024-22-05
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Shut up and bring me the VCR
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2024-22-05
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Nah, I work for more an hour then it costs me to pay someone else to shop for me for an hour so I’m good
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2024-22-05
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See ya behind Wendy’s.
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2024-22-05
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full send it PDD on earnings
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2024-22-05
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Petco is now an AI company.
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2024-22-05
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Why are you the way you are?
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2024-22-05
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Dayum
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2024-22-05
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Don't forget to masturbate too
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2024-22-05
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No. People wait to start selling closer to Summer before school ends
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2024-22-05
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You ever wake up and think “oh shit I’m going to miss the school bus” but then you realize its still yesterday and you’re 30?
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2024-22-05
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Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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2024-22-05
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Shit posting here is a form of masturbation.
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2024-22-05
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Stop with the microcaps. Read the posting guidelines. There's subs for pennystocks and low market caps - go there.
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2024-22-05
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Daimler Truck: biggest truck company in the world-> 450.000 trucks annually -> market cap 40 billion
Tesla: gets order for 50 truck's -> increases market cap by 35 billion
🤔
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2024-22-05
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I’ve got credit put spreads for nvda. 5/24 $840/850, is this easy premium or should I be worried about assignment?
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2024-22-05
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I had calls but then sold them - didn't like the technical set up for the earnings play. I think china stonks are unjustifiably overbought
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2024-22-05
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And this is different from the rest of Reddit how?
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2024-22-05
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Every morning I get home from work and grab a beer and shit talk in this sub. It’s amazing
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2024-22-05
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How do we feel about PATH?
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2024-22-05
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She has a boyfriend
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2024-22-05
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yes but AI
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2024-22-05
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Riley Reid
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2024-22-05
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Yea I feel ya maybe a good play tough to see it going higher but ya never know
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2024-22-05
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I switched subs in hope to find more „normal“ conversations but well…
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2024-22-05
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Call to put ratio is like 60:20
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2024-22-05
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QQQ green by EOD
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2024-22-05
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Why SoFi gay
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2024-22-05
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Which guy are you?
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/FD2LHvOian
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2024-22-05
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- a disgusting whore
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2024-22-05
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# MGOL what was that ?
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2024-22-05
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And a tweet from mister tweeter
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2024-22-05
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Takin a wicked Yes rn in the sink, for you know, to save the whales 🐳
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2024-22-05
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You are the ghey
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2024-22-05
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Big Doinks in Amish Frfr
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2024-22-05
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haha
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2024-22-05
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Because you’re still dating high school chicks?
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2024-22-05
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Double Feature: FOMC Mins @ 2PM + NVDA ER AH
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2024-22-05
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You mean xAi? The company Elon is the CEO of that will compete with Tesla which he is also the CEO of? The same xAi poaching AI staff from Tesla? 👌☺️🤭
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2024-22-05
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Love your commitment
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2024-22-05
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I don't think she's disgusting
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2024-22-05
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And generally a bad pers..wait.. who the hell is Riley Reid??
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2024-22-05
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We're better than the rest of Reddit
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2024-22-05
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Riley Reid is an actress; watch her in *The Obsession*.
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2024-22-05
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Got it
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2024-22-05
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Go right or go left. Choose your path
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Thoughts on playing AMD over NVDA?
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Yer goddamn right we are!
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2024-22-05
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