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##I LICK DUCT TAPE 👅💦
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2024-22-05
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I think you need to offer her a ride and show her your DD
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2024-22-05
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Tesla is dead, zero future, no dividents. I'm convinced the whole EV thing will come to pass.
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2024-22-05
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Look out the window in the A/C as my fellow House Cats do
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2024-22-05
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If something goes wrong. though, Fidelity has my back. And they speak pretty freely, too.
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2024-22-05
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#I AM DUCT TAPE 👀
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2024-22-05
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🪞
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2024-22-05
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I lick huge boobs
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2024-22-05
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Tesla 200 eow
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2024-22-05
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Pee is stored in one ball, plastic in the other
#IT'S SCIENCE
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2024-22-05
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I’m still on my toilet loosing money
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2024-22-05
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Truck
Duck
Pluck
F >!un to Rhyme!<
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2024-22-05
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The house built by Nvidia, especially.
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2024-22-05
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Justin Fields wants to be the starter, Penix taking first team reps 😂 guess some degenerates here could make decisions on par with NFL GMs
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2024-22-05
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Typical Reddit user: thinks they could do better than the professionals. Delusional.
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2024-22-05
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Have fun funding Teslas competitor, xAI
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2024-22-05
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No it’s not. I keep seeing you say that and it’s simply untrue.
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2024-22-05
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His behavior is only irrational to childless people
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2024-22-05
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Hello I’m here for mo azz
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2024-22-05
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I’m not fighting momentum. Gambling with TGT puts and NVDA calls
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2024-22-05
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Gonna let the liquor do the thinking for awhile
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2024-22-05
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Twitter thanks you for the funding
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2024-22-05
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Whoa. Hope you’re ok.
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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$535 by may 28th or i go get undiagnosed of autism 🙌
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2024-22-05
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Agreed. Also, ‘Thank you, HOOD.’
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2024-22-05
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Tomorrow 
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2024-22-05
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Hopefully my stocks increase in value tomorrow
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2024-22-05
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It seems okay for investing. If you trade options the order fills were so bad for me 3 years ago it was worth a broker where I just paid commission.
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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TSLA gey ber prayers
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2024-22-05
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You gotta pay $20 a month right?
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2024-22-05
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APPL calls or puts? Thinking june 7 192.5 call
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2024-22-05
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Until one cashes it in for USD. Then it matters.
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2024-22-05
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Gme calls of it goes over 23$ a share they will print
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2024-22-05
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Where’s your glass
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2024-22-05
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!banbet NVDA $858.00 1D
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2024-22-05
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For now, anyway.
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2024-22-05
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I'm sure companies can hardly wait to get their hands on a fleet of Tesla semi trucks after Hertz took a bath on their EV fleet
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2024-22-05
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That usually tastes good 😋
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2024-22-05
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BettyRedHerring** bet **NVDA** goes from **953.27** to **858.0** before **22-May-2024 09:23 PM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses.
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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2024-22-05
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🧢
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Yeah but right now it's free for all users to try without any free-trial BS that requires your CC info
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2024-22-05
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Putting an alternator in my car knowing I have lost enough to buy 2 new cars
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2024-22-05
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I like my Garmin
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2024-22-05
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Switch to Nvda calls
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2024-22-05
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K bye
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2024-22-05
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That's a big
#IF
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2024-22-05
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Depending on expiry. If out a month, definitely.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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how many of ya'll got calls on NVDA?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Sandpaper next time
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Support small business!
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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I'm stupid for not full porting jpm calls. I had to be responsible 
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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I just need AMD to fly too
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Tesla consolidating and getting ready to breach $200, moving to $300 with Robotaxi service start this year
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2024-22-05
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These Nvidia bears and put buyers remind me of last earnings.
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2024-22-05
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Why not say something good about Tesla?
Probably cause you can't 🤭
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2024-22-05
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Oh nice. Is it enabled by default? I have the official ChatGPT app how do I check?
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2024-22-05
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Imagine muddying up your hole, rubbing a bit of paper over it then walking the fuck away. Get a bidet you filthy cunts
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Can I fire myself and collect unemployment?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Where’s $CCK
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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it's analog, ofc i cant read it
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2024-22-05
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Something something about ‘friend.’
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2024-22-05
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If only I could buy puts on x-chair’s trash commercials
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2024-22-05
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That’s true, if it’s cashed out for crisp dollar bills then it’s a W. If it evaporates, it’s just Monopoly money
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2024-22-05
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I like the play but I’d wait till Thursday-
If nvda pumps I don’t think it will affect apple much. If it dumps the mega caps could and probably will follow. My humble opinion. And calls
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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Tesla has one good day and all the regard Bols come out like, “ cradling Elons balls and licking his shaft is going to generate 40M more in annual sub revenue per year”
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2024-22-05
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AMC stockholders are silly -- [just take a look](https://www.youtube.com/@ThomasJamesPropertyInvesting/search?query=per%20share) at what they believe, such nonsense
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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But you can do that for fr...
Ah forget it. Yeah buy premium bro!
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2024-22-05
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Not the only reason u r a stupid
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2024-22-05
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Sell puts then
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2024-22-05
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Job interview and NVDA earnings tomorrow. I'm going to be an emotional basket case.
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2024-22-05
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Short interest on NVAX 
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2024-22-05
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Something something peasants. Beep bop 🤖
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2024-22-05
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Regarded way of looking at it? Maybe?
There have been no insider sales at NVDA for over a month and a half
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Actual amateur numbers. Come back to us when you make -$2000 in a single hour kid
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2024-22-05
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Right. I keep responding to lim jahey 
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2024-22-05
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bers talking about crash soon high IV this IV that, if ur so smart why are ur puts underwater? 
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2024-22-05
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NVDA 1200c 5/24 will be ITM soon
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2024-22-05
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4 2L of Diet Coke for $5. You know I had to go brazy with it. I bought straws too to protect my teeth. No more raw dogging my soda
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2024-22-05
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Imagine looking at AMC down 96% and being like: now is the time to buy this quality company
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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NVDA will dump after earnings and TSLA will pump. Mark my words
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2024-22-05
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JPOW is announcing that SPY is partnering with NVDA to power up the money printers tomorrow
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2024-22-05
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It’s really not that simple. But ok. Maybe take the chart of TQQQ and scroll through 2022. See if you could have held through all that. No imagine even more leverage. Not to mention leverage decay with these products. Lots more to learn than just SPY goes up 10% … I make 40%
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2024-22-05
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2024-22-05
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ICC wants a warrant of arrest against Hamas leader 
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2024-22-05
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Dude...5/6 days red. Killin me
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2024-22-05
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I love you guys. G’night.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Weed been legal here, the hype gets kind of old after awhile
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2024-22-05
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I held $FNGU through 2022 so yeah i’m not a pussy
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2024-22-05
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"TV will make your eyes turn square."
"Video games cause violence."
"Tiktok is for degenerate brain dead kids lol"
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Is anyone else’s iPhone iMessages messing up? Twice today I’ve gotten texts but when I go to iMessage nothing shows up
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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It’s 👉11:11👈 and no Meeseeks wish 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Definitely before 250
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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more so, it probably makes you look "cultured", even if it's far from the truth, lol.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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Not really that quickly.
And even then Fed has the tools to step in quickly. Look at SVB when they threw half a trillion at banks because they sneezed a little.
Did you know 3 of the largest 4 bank failures happened in the last year? Did that impact liquidity or markets for longer than a few weeks?
Not everything is a massive deflationary spiral like 08.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-22-05
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It was yesterday
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2024-22-05
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