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I don't understand who the hell you think you are. I have no obligation to write 4,000 line comments to try to account for every single thing that could or would have happened. I could have mentioned EKM also but didn't.
Did the customers all have separate EKM? If so hosted on-premises or off?
If the leak ends up having been from a Snokeflake support account - what then?
If you have never been involved in anthing enterprise-grade, fine. There is a lot to go wrong. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
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Elon didn’t create the Tesla car company. He bought it. I’m sure he had input after he purchased the company but that would be the extent of it. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I own a Tesla. I am a garbage person because of the car I own? | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Two more when my 2020 leases run out later this year. lol. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Oh I see, the genius musk in all his billionaire wisdom failed to recall the golden rule of 'supply and demand' boo hoo | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
If they’d LS swap them, they’d sell like hotcakes | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I saw a cybertruck at my local Tesla dealer. Hazards blinking on display. Big rust spots on the hood (how??? Isn't it stainless steel?) | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
It’s hyperbolic bullshit written to drive engagement by saying something completely fucking stupid so people run in to say “well, ackshully” and they get to charge ad companies for views.
Jalopnik is a shitty Gizmodo blog that shills for Big Oil by acting like gassers are the apex of human engineering, particularly ancient gas guzzling pieces of shit. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
There's a dead mall by me that has probably 75 of them sitting in the parking lot. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Yeah every time you mention self-driving cars on reddit, someone is going to tell you that its not fully autonomous unless it can drive through a field in a snowstorm as well as operating as a taxi.
From what I understand, Waymo has emergency operators that don’t control the car but choose how to proceed if the car hits a situation it doesn’t know how to solve. Until recently, this included if a person was directing traffic, but [even that](https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfDrivingCars/comments/1cmr4tn/waymo_instantly_reacts_to_hand_signals_from/) is now being handled autonomously. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
your momma so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued" | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I would like one to save the planet | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
They must have marked down prices a lot already. I've noticed quite a few more on the roads this year. I would never buy one. Personally, I'm waiting for one from one of the actual car manufacturers because I know they'll have better quality. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
pretty sure gmc has like 2 million unsold cars sitting around | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
"over-supply" is pure propaganda. Countries like Germany Korea Japan export most of their car production for decades. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
You can often tell what type of car is in the driveway, from space. If the sun and shadows are in the right position, you can even see your pet from space.
It's a click bait title that makes a valid point. Tesla is now outproducing their demand by a notable margin. A problem they have never had before. Production is going up while demand for Musk vehicles is falling.
Hopefully it leads to further price cuts. I'd like to buy an EV soon. And when Tesla slashes prices all the non-luxury EVs do too. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
The board may hate almost everything he does and he could personally shit in their cereal every morning, but they still won’t kick him out, because doing so would mean cratering their stock price.
Why? Because the stock price is absurdly inflated above the fundamentals, and it’s only that way because Elon Musk is a celebrity. He’s a piece of garbage and Nazi sympathizer, but a celebrity nonetheless.
If Elon goes, the Tesla stock price falls to its actual value as a company, which means everyone on the board will be jumping out of windows. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Given that they sold 1.8 million cars last year, 50k is around 11 days of stock. Not sure how bad things are really getting... | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Stainless steel can still rust. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
2024 isn't over yet | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Elon, have a sale! | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Elon Musk personally oversaw the reinstatement of hundreds of explicitly Nazi accounts when he took over Twitter.
You should look at the stuff he ‘likes’ on his Twitter page. It’s genuinely the type of content that Goebbels himself would be saying. It’s not an exaggeration at all to call him a Nazi.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna145020
| r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
https://motherfrunker.ca/fsd/ always enjoy sharing this | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
No, it's to control the price artificially, just like diamonds. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Right- that’s why there’s a 45 day wait if you order a performance model Y right now. When they release earnings next qtr, they will set another record with the worlds most popular car. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Level 4 autonomy beats teslas level 2 everyday | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Naw... That's Amazon delivery trucks! | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
That is probably one of the dumbest things I’ve encountered in all my years of leasing cars. Like why would you not let someone buy the car at the end of the lease? | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Seems like Elon knows and that's why he wants the Bonus now now now. That price starts tanking and he's omega boned. They woln't just remove him, they'll sue and win. In a way he's perfect in this precarious state, either he keeps the hype train going and TSLA stays high or it drops and he gets thrown under the bus. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
https://youtu.be/4M9x9-aUJAM | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
If he’s not a Nazi, he’s certainly an enabler.
Hell, just from all the times he’s pushed conspiracy theories about the ‘Great Replacement’ and saying Dems are importing illegals to steal elections permanently and etc. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
>But I was just relaying what I had heard recently. No need to get your panties in a wad.
You were spreading falsehoods, propagating lies, repeating fake news.
"I heard it recently" is no excuse.
Nobody is having their panties in a wad, they're just telling you to stop being part of the problem. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Cruise was a shitshow though. I live in Austin and I've seen the situation in the video below multiple times both around West Campus and later on in Downtown around Sixth Street. Whenever they see a situation that isn't 100% predictable they just come to a stop. It doesn't even matter where they are.
[https://www.tiktok.com/@sophie.stoeger/video/7279661163988667691](https://www.tiktok.com/@sophie.stoeger/video/7279661163988667691) | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Tesla has a taxi service? | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
They'll go feral and take over America if we do that. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Yeah, I’ve been looking at used Teslas lately and at least a few of them are lease takeovers, and the ad says “no buyout option”. Is this normal, then? Is it Tesla being greedy in the used market? | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
So many things that claim to be AI end up being a guy controlling remotely from India. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Waiting for model s fire sale. Despite all the hate for Tesla they are still great electric vehicles for the money— especially the model 3 and Y. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I’d buy one but they’re too expensive and there’s no easy way to charge an EV at my apartment building. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
When she sits around the house she sits *around the house*. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
>That's your fucking problem for not reading the specs at all.
If anything, that's their fucking problem for believing what Elon Musk states in public. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I would too, that was my point.
And it seems like a joke to say that people can’t afford a car when car companies are sitting on thousands of unsold cars.
It’s almost as if they could lower the price if they wanted to…
And the protectionism only gives them more ability to keep their cars expensive. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
AI: Anonymous Indians! | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Elon does have a group that orbits his ass. Count it. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
> most you never even know their name
Totally, the overwhelming majority of people (myself included) probably couldn't name the CEO of any other car company. Very few CEOs are household names. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
> Apple did fire Steve Jobs
That's the joke... | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
> This can be blamed on the overall EV sales slowdown, plateau, whatever you want to call it.
I call it Tesla’s CEO being an awful person. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Someone hasn't heard of google maps. Because that is literally all this headline means.
You can zoom in to the Ford plant in Chicago and see several thousand cars parked there. You can look at the GM plant outside St. Louis and see thousands more.
This is a non-story. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
you momma coochie hair got signs warning travellers not to travel alone into the dark forest. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Musk decided to go MAGA at a time the conservative right is so anti-environment they cheer people who vandalize electric car chargers. Fuck Tesla and Elon. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Can we stop pretending this is an EV problem and not just acknowledge it’s the entire auto industry? It’s most things. We’re in a fucking recession, auto prices are at crazy highs and interest rates are nuts. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Meanwhile in China… | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
No, but they are working on one. They currently have several million vehicles on the road which are capable of driving point-to-point with an average intervention time of several million miles, but all the interventions are needed at slow speeds with many moving parts which skews the metric. Tesla FSD handles highways and country roads incredibly well, even avoids accidents and stops automatically for pedestrians. But in cities, when other drivers are around, it takes too long to make decisions that matter, like curving out of the lane to avoid a car that’s parallel parking. It’s overly cautious, like a very inexperienced driver. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
One word: Cybertruck | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
With an old but not well known technology called H2B | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
TLDR; Click Bait article , other car companies have the same situations of having tens of thousands of cars in lots which is often sold fairly quick. Your car shown in google maps counts as "seen from orbit" by the article standards.
Tesla sold roughly 87% of their produced stock with the rest being in the lot as said. The rest of the lot will take a few weeks to to sell.
The title is the equivalent of going to a grocery store in the morning and making an article about all the unsold avocados in the stand despite it being exhausted by the next day. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
A golf ball can be seen from space. Amazing how quick Reddit has turned on its golden boy. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I'm for Elon being a fool but I don't understand the hate on Tesla recently.
Cars sitting seems silly. My office over looks shipyards and about a two months ago I watched a few hundred cars(not Teslas) drive off a boat and park.. They have just been sitting there ever since. About 20% of them finally left last week but the rest are still there.
weirdest thing watching car after car after car drive off this boat. Guys get into a van who take them back to the boat and same thing happens again and again for a full day. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
650K were sold in the US in 2023. Still almost 1,800 a day. It still won’t take long to get through 50,000 cars - about a month. Which makes sense considering their inventory is about 30 days as of April 2024.
I drive a polestar and did not like the model 3 personally, but Teslas overall are still a very very popular car. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
So much for environmental friendly | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Not to mention the 400k clunker needs to be worth 800k in the future (cost after amortization) to make it even worth it. Idk, I hope things don't double another 2x in 25 years, but I'm skeptical | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
That's really not true at all. The stock market is great, that's pretty much it. So it's good for investors. Many top companies have low revenue the past year, especially tech. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Not really. They have Teslas that drive through a narrow tunnel in Vegas. It's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
Musk even suggested building a "dense Tesla" if lines pile up. You know, like a bus. Maybe next he'll suggest they could put it on rails since it's underground and follows a fixed path, and that would increase efficiency. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Tesla's market cap by far dwarfs the Big Three. That's why market outlets care about it. It represents a gargantuan amount of the market. Because of the big market cap.
If you can't handle these conversations it's totally cool to bow out. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
These are being stockpiled for use on the Martian space colony as soon as Elon is able to get up there and set it up. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Tesla stock is down 50%+ from its peak while the rest of the market has been gaining. Musk is the reason. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Because they have an imaginary stock value that is bigger than any other auto manufacturer! | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Then you've owned bad cars before. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Jesus christ | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Elongated muskrat | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
> If you can't handle these conversations it's totally cool to bow out.
Imagine unironically saying this lmao. Peak reddit moment.
Meanwhile GM, Ford, and Chrysler all have more employees and produce more cars each year individually than Tesla does and you're still pretending Tesla is bigger than them. Doubling down. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Probably a lemon. Being made in America it’s pre-disposed to suck, yet mine is trouble free at 36,000 miles. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
There are many parking lots around my area that store vehicles for Tesla, mostly in the back. Churches and business parks mostly. Hundreds of (maybe more) vehicles that I've seen stored in several places. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
So interest rates up, with inflation up, coupled with more competition in the EV market, and add a grain of Elon hate and you got yourself a yard full of cars | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
A CEO lied. Alert the press. 😐
Tesla is slowly joining the axiom that triggers people the same way politics and religion do | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I doubt You can see 50k cars from space . Tesla's are made to order. So what they are probably looking at are staging lots. Jalopnok is the national inquire of cars especially when it comes to Teslas | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Where’s the space pic | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Ah, ya, I forgot that some people still think the imaginary line that has somehow managed to shoot up at an unprecedented rate the last few years despite the economic downturn and rampant inflation is in anyway meaningful.
The line is up therefore the economy is good. Tesla's line is higher than Ford, GM, or Chryslers despite having a lower market share. My bad haha. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I mean i can see my one car from orbit on Google maps so | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
These two products are not the same thing. What?
And have you even been in a Tesla within the last four months? The damn thing drives fine lol.
I’m not really a fan but the false equivalence is a bit extra. You are comparing level 4 to level 2 autonomy. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Ah yes, I remember the muskrats saying things like "with OTA updates, your car will just get *more* valuable! If you can't see that you're just buying into the FUD." | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
With the price of used cars I dunno. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Sometimes they just can't be arsed to… | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Fire sale impending | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
It makes for a good click bait title. And that’s all that matters these days. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Those are usual aerial photography from planes not satellites bro. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
It’s the other way around. The largest wage gains over the past 5 years have been at the bottom | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Most of the market is slowing, but in the automotive space in particular I think they got too fat and greedy off the COVID short supply.
If you walk into most dealers they want to know if you are going to blow them are take it up the ass for the privilege of buying a car with a sizeable markup. As supply started to normalize they didn't start lowering prices or offering incentives, they got fat off the good times and aren't willing to cut the fat with the bad times.
Throw in the fact that car prices are through the roof recently before you even add the markup you are looking at a mess brewing in the near future if the economy really stalls.... | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
noooo, it's your fault as the consumer for not consuming... | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Wouldn't it be nice if then to give them to people who can't afford a car? | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
You mean there are repercussions for making everything expensive? People cannot afford to buy stuff? | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
I've owned an Audi, 2 Fords, 3 Nissans, 2 Dodges, a Toyota and a vw. I guess they were all bad because nothing comes close to my tesla. I'm going to bet you have never even been in a tesla and just like to parrot what you read on the internet. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
If you wouldn't buy a Tesla for 10k you're an idiot lol. That's a brand new electric car that most people could buy flat out and have no note. You would be saving money out the asshole. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
You are biased because Tesla has the worst quality rating of any big auto company and has for many years. You have bad taste or are clueless on what makes a car good vs bad. Lexus and Toyota make far better vehicles and have the highest quality ratings. Kia has higher quality ratings than Tesla, by a lot. Most American brands do as well. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
That doesn’t matter at all when the cost of every single thing in existence has gone up at a rate surpassing any wage gains. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Factually incorrect | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
There was that Amazon grocery store that they touted as the future of shopping because AI keeps track of everything you put in your cart, and then when you're done you just leave and it charges your card... but then after it closed it turned out the AI was hundreds of people in India all staring at one camera each and manually keeping track of everything you pick up. Which is just hilarious to me. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
Right, it's the middle 30th-70th percentiles that are being squeezed. The people below and above that range are overall doing better than they were before the pandemic. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
OR...hear me out... I could just not buy a tesla for 10k. If it's between keeping 10k or buying a tesla, I'll keep the money. | r/technology | comment | r/technology | 2024-09-06 |
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