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Two of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil"
] |
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I guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there"
] |
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Has anyone looked in his nose yet? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes."
] |
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?"
] |
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Yeah they do. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch"
] |
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Doesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do."
] |
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Clearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans."
] |
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He was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose."
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay"
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Look in his nose you may find some clues | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug."
] |
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Golly-gee!? Who could have it?? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues"
] |
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Some of it went up his nose! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??"
] |
>
I wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!"
] |
>
How long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck."
] |
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"sniff" | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?"
] |
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Earlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.
“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”
Donald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund.
I can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\""
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If more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways."
] |
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Check their pockets | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets"
] |
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I gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon."
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Don Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell."
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Must've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket."
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Has he checked his pockets? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s"
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? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?"
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I think most folks would get arrested for something like that.. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that.."
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The Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election."
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Shhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?"
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My guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’"
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So a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money"
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Ironic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'..... | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'....."
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What a bunch of greasy grifters | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!"
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Wow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid.
What happened to "Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law."? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by "wow" I mean "Fuck that" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.
To any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?"
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R/titlegore | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask"
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I bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay” | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”"
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Don Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts
FTFY | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third"
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The trump family just getting away with more and more shit | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me."
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Some of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes…. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes…."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval."
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So doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it."
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Definitely a large portion up that face nozzle | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth."
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No shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?"
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All up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari."
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Eric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture."
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“Admits”?
Maybe lies?
$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member"
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White li(n)es | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats."
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Where are those cocky smiles now? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over."
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The money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips."
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My guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went."
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who among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars?? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?"
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I think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023 | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years.",
">\n\nHookers and blow...what was the question?"
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I don't think this is nearly as damning as the authors seem to think. Like, as stupid as Don Jr. is, it makes no sense for him to give any substantial answer to that question, even if he knew the answer, which he likely wouldn't have a full grasp of. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years.",
">\n\nHookers and blow...what was the question?",
">\n\nImagine if you lost that money in your life. What would be the consequences?"
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The list of things that that boy doesn't know is only eclipsed by Eric's list. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years.",
">\n\nHookers and blow...what was the question?",
">\n\nImagine if you lost that money in your life. What would be the consequences?",
">\n\nI don't think this is nearly as damning as the authors seem to think. Like, as stupid as Don Jr. is, it makes no sense for him to give any substantial answer to that question, even if he knew the answer, which he likely wouldn't have a full grasp of."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years.",
">\n\nHookers and blow...what was the question?",
">\n\nImagine if you lost that money in your life. What would be the consequences?",
">\n\nI don't think this is nearly as damning as the authors seem to think. Like, as stupid as Don Jr. is, it makes no sense for him to give any substantial answer to that question, even if he knew the answer, which he likely wouldn't have a full grasp of.",
">\n\nThe list of things that that boy doesn't know is only eclipsed by Eric's list."
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years.",
">\n\nHookers and blow...what was the question?",
">\n\nImagine if you lost that money in your life. What would be the consequences?",
">\n\nI don't think this is nearly as damning as the authors seem to think. Like, as stupid as Don Jr. is, it makes no sense for him to give any substantial answer to that question, even if he knew the answer, which he likely wouldn't have a full grasp of.",
">\n\nThe list of things that that boy doesn't know is only eclipsed by Eric's list.",
">\n\nQuarter billi? Couldn’t say 🤷🏻♂️ never heard of it 🤷🏻♂️ fauci stole it? 🤷🏻♂️"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years.",
">\n\nHookers and blow...what was the question?",
">\n\nImagine if you lost that money in your life. What would be the consequences?",
">\n\nI don't think this is nearly as damning as the authors seem to think. Like, as stupid as Don Jr. is, it makes no sense for him to give any substantial answer to that question, even if he knew the answer, which he likely wouldn't have a full grasp of.",
">\n\nThe list of things that that boy doesn't know is only eclipsed by Eric's list.",
">\n\nQuarter billi? Couldn’t say 🤷🏻♂️ never heard of it 🤷🏻♂️ fauci stole it? 🤷🏻♂️",
">\n\nHa, more thievery"
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"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nThis is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.\nI'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil",
">\n\nTwo of the most slap worthy faces in a single photo right there",
">\n\nI guess they don't keep financial records for these. Must be nice to have all kinds of money coming in and no books to say where it all goes.",
">\n\nHas anyone looked in his nose yet?",
">\n\ndon jr does not know wether to wind his ass or scratch his watch",
">\n\nYeah they do.",
">\n\nDoesn’t take a forensic accountant to figure out it was used to pay off the Trump family’s massive outstanding loans.",
">\n\nClearly a percentage of the money went up don jrs nose.",
">\n\nHe was bilking his supporters who were too dumb to know he was saving their cc info for autopay",
">\n\nCocaine's a hell of a drug.",
">\n\nLook in his nose you may find some clues",
">\n\nGolly-gee!? Who could have it??",
">\n\nSome of it went up his nose!",
">\n\nI wouldn't expect Don Jr. to know shit about fuck.",
">\n\nHow long before Don Jr claims the transactions are saved in Hunters laptop?",
">\n\n\"sniff\"",
">\n\n\nEarlier in the interview, Mr Trump Jr said that Save America PAC, his father’s main political action committee, paid for the legal fees of some of the people who had testified before select committee. But Mr Trump Jr said that the PAC had not paid for his legal fees.\n“I don’t know if that was an offer,” he said. “I’ve certainly asked for them to do that since - but yes.”\n\nDonald Trump Sr. is such a horrible, selfish father (among other things). He has his own PAC with hundreds of millions of dollars, and he denied his (awful) son’s request for payment of legal fees from the PAC fund. \nI can only imagine the psychological damage Trump Sr.’s sons are operating under every second of the day, for them to still desire his love and approval. They are all so broken and warped in so many ways.",
">\n\nIf more than $15 goes missing from my bank account I know within 5-6 hours. He's so full of shit.",
">\n\nCheck their pockets",
">\n\nEveryone stating charged or even prison is going to happen. When? It's been going on forever and now running out of time. Cohen did say he's like Teflon.",
">\n\nI gotta hand it to the Trump family. They might go down in history as the best conmen this country has ever seen. And they wouldn’t have been able to do it without Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell.",
">\n\nDon Jr admits his dad is a magician after checking his pocket.",
">\n\nMust've fallen into someones off shore bank account by mistake. /s",
">\n\nHas he checked his pockets?",
">\n\n? So like, put it back ? Money is gone from fundraiser, put it back or go to jail ? No ? 240 million doesnt just oopsie somewhere , right ?",
">\n\nI think most folks would get arrested for something like that..",
">\n\nWhy am I not surprised.",
">\n\nThe Trump crime family has defrauded Americans out of hundreds of millions over false claims of a stolen election.",
">\n\nAlso said Trump did not text or send emails and he didnt think would know how to use other messaging apps. Not exactly news, but still. Did he really run the entire presidency just through tweets?",
">\n\nShhh.. it definitely didn't end up in Trump's pocket tax-free. We know that for sure because of the man's character.",
">\n\nMy guess is crypto and various banks scattered around the world.",
">\n\n\"You lock up all your govt officials once elected?\" \"Saves time\"\nSir Terry Pratchett.",
">\n\nDoes he know anything?",
">\n\nCoke",
">\n\nI’ll bet donnie junior knows who DOES know where that $240m ‘disappeared.’",
">\n\nCheck his phone",
">\n\nSo a crook doesn’t know where another crooks money went….amazed",
">\n\nHopefully the Justice Dept is on it. Not holding my breath though.",
">\n\nIm not sure admits is the right word, more like claims",
">\n\nRelax he misplaced it in a newspaper go ask potter if he can borrow the money",
">\n\nDon Jr used his share to pay his coke dealer.",
">\n\nIronic you won't find any of this on 'Truth Social'.....",
">\n\nHe knows exactly where it went - right up the ol' schnozz!",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of greasy grifters",
">\n\nWow. That's, once again, conveniently stupid. \nWhat happened to \"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating the law.\"? This stinks of rich white person syndrome; everyone is to blame except them. They -- ignorant -- make mistakes and are excused for their abuses because they didn't know. Wow...wow...wow...and by \"wow\" I mean \"Fuck that\" to people who aren't clutching their pearls or shaming people for saying what is -- is what it is.\n\nTo any white people without a few million USD in assets, the Trump family is getting rights that you will never have. Step up. Stop acting like a future inevitable billionaire. It's not likely you're going to be in that group. Do the right thing. See clearly and act.",
">\n\n\"Admits\" is a specific word choice there. \"Says\" or \"claims\" might work better.",
">\n\nYou would be terrible at writing clickbait headlines",
">\n\nExcuse my ignorance, but why are we asking Don Jr about Don Sr's finances and why is it a surprise that Don Jr doesn't know?",
">\n\nDon Sr. defied the subpoena. Jr. was part of the campaign. There is literally nobody better to ask",
">\n\nR/titlegore",
">\n\nI bet that’s actually the truth “I’ll only let you ask my business once, Kay”",
">\n\nWhy do I see Jonah hill when I look at Trump the turd? Er a, the third",
">\n\nDon Jr LIES he doesn’t know where $240m Trump fundraiser to fight election results went in Jan 6 transcripts\nFTFY",
">\n\nThe trump family just getting away with more and more shit",
">\n\nraises hand\nOh, oh. I know. I know. Pick me.",
">\n\nyes, young imvil?",
">\n\nSome of it went to make ridiculous trading cards with the Orange Marshmallow in different costumes….",
">\n\nDon should of felt all that money in the back pocket when he went to scratch daddy's ass for approval.",
">\n\nThe headline could have stopped at “Din Jr admits he doesn’t know” and I wouldn’t have questioned it.",
">\n\nSo doesn’t he still have classified info he can verbally sell to Russia?",
">\n\nWow he can barely formulate a sentence seriously how can anyone listen to this guy talk ? Terrible speaker 0 charisma and he sounds alarmingly uneducated",
">\n\nI’m sure some of it went up his nose, that high quality cocaine isn’t cheap",
">\n\nThese fuckers funded the Ukrainian expedition.",
">\n\nI’m pretty sure I know.",
">\n\nThat’s because he & the rest of the drumph clan are just useful idiots & pawns in the OrangeCheeto’s grifts. He’d never be told any of the important pieces of the grifts, just bits that affect his role in it.",
">\n\n\"Admits\"? How about \"claims\". I personally don't believe a word that come out of his mouth.",
">\n\nDefinitely a large portion up that face nozzle",
">\n\nNo shit. None of em knows anything. They make decisions and outsource administrative tasks elsewhere. Loons.",
">\n\ndid he check his dad's wallet?",
">\n\nFucking Squeak Scolari.",
">\n\nAll up the nose maybe. Otherwise, I doubt they trust Jr with knowing where the money goes.",
">\n\nEric always looks like the slow one in EVERY picture.",
">\n\nIf you believe that then you're a cult member",
">\n\n“Admits”?\nMaybe lies?\n$240M isn’t losing your pocket change in the couch seats.",
">\n\nWhite li(n)es",
">\n\nWhere are those cocky smiles now?",
">\n\nDon Jr and Eric always have such weird facial expressions, like they have to guess the mystery object their dad place in their anuses before the day is over.",
">\n\nDon Jr's gross cocaine-binge beard doesn't hide his lack of chin the way he thinks it does, and Eric inherited his dad's puckered butthole lips.",
">\n\nThe money probably went to another hunting expedition to kill more trophy animals.",
">\n\nMy guess is that money may be in Ivana’s coffin that nine pallbearers struggled to carry her ashes. Just a guess tho",
">\n\nBullshit. He knows exactly where the money went.",
">\n\nHow much of that $240m did Trump jr. snort?",
">\n\nwho among us hasn't misplaced $240 million dollars??",
">\n\nI think the whole family should be prosecuted in 2023",
">\n\nIf the Trumps lost their scam money through sheer incompetence then the whole administration will be funny again for the first time in like three years.",
">\n\nHookers and blow...what was the question?",
">\n\nImagine if you lost that money in your life. What would be the consequences?",
">\n\nI don't think this is nearly as damning as the authors seem to think. Like, as stupid as Don Jr. is, it makes no sense for him to give any substantial answer to that question, even if he knew the answer, which he likely wouldn't have a full grasp of.",
">\n\nThe list of things that that boy doesn't know is only eclipsed by Eric's list.",
">\n\nQuarter billi? Couldn’t say 🤷🏻♂️ never heard of it 🤷🏻♂️ fauci stole it? 🤷🏻♂️",
">\n\nHa, more thievery",
">\n\nWhat a dumb loser"
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MEXICO CITY - About 200 women are still in prison in Mexico under outdated anti-abortion state laws even though the Supreme Court decriminalized abortion last year, advocates said.
The slow legal process to free women who are still imprisoned made some progress this month when Aurelia García Cruceño, a 23-year-old Indigenous woman who was just released from prison after three years for having a miscarriage.
In Guerrero in 2022, there were 108 women murdered and 12 cases of femicide - cases of women and girls killed because of their gender.
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This is yet another reason abortion needs to be safe and legal. This is also a huge problem in El Salvador, where women are routinely jailed for miscarriages. It’s also happened in the US. | [
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Pro life… without a mother or stable upbringing! Who care about any other kids they may have had.
What could go wrong??? | [
"This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 87%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nMEXICO CITY - About 200 women are still in prison in Mexico under outdated anti-abortion state laws even though the Supreme Court decriminalized abortion last year, advocates said.\nThe slow legal process to free women who are still imprisoned made some progress this month when Aurelia García Cruceño, a 23-year-old Indigenous woman who was just released from prison after three years for having a miscarriage.\nIn Guerrero in 2022, there were 108 women murdered and 12 cases of femicide - cases of women and girls killed because of their gender.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: women^#1 abortion^#2 state^#3 Cruceño^#4 García^#5",
">\n\nThis is yet another reason abortion needs to be safe and legal. This is also a huge problem in El Salvador, where women are routinely jailed for miscarriages. It’s also happened in the US."
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My heart goes out to these women. The sexism in the government is disgusting. | [
"This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 87%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nMEXICO CITY - About 200 women are still in prison in Mexico under outdated anti-abortion state laws even though the Supreme Court decriminalized abortion last year, advocates said.\nThe slow legal process to free women who are still imprisoned made some progress this month when Aurelia García Cruceño, a 23-year-old Indigenous woman who was just released from prison after three years for having a miscarriage.\nIn Guerrero in 2022, there were 108 women murdered and 12 cases of femicide - cases of women and girls killed because of their gender.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: women^#1 abortion^#2 state^#3 Cruceño^#4 García^#5",
">\n\nThis is yet another reason abortion needs to be safe and legal. This is also a huge problem in El Salvador, where women are routinely jailed for miscarriages. It’s also happened in the US.",
">\n\nPro life… without a mother or stable upbringing! Who care about any other kids they may have had.\nWhat could go wrong???"
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I dont understand how people can be so cruel. These are mothers, daughters, and sisters. They were put in this position by no fault of their own. Please pray for the release of these women. | [
"This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 87%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nMEXICO CITY - About 200 women are still in prison in Mexico under outdated anti-abortion state laws even though the Supreme Court decriminalized abortion last year, advocates said.\nThe slow legal process to free women who are still imprisoned made some progress this month when Aurelia García Cruceño, a 23-year-old Indigenous woman who was just released from prison after three years for having a miscarriage.\nIn Guerrero in 2022, there were 108 women murdered and 12 cases of femicide - cases of women and girls killed because of their gender.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: women^#1 abortion^#2 state^#3 Cruceño^#4 García^#5",
">\n\nThis is yet another reason abortion needs to be safe and legal. This is also a huge problem in El Salvador, where women are routinely jailed for miscarriages. It’s also happened in the US.",
">\n\nPro life… without a mother or stable upbringing! Who care about any other kids they may have had.\nWhat could go wrong???",
">\n\nMy heart goes out to these women. The sexism in the government is disgusting."
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