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At least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?
Edit: NY, not NJ, sorry! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\"."
] |
>
You can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!"
] |
>
Imagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump!
That would be huge, the greatest! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself."
] |
>
Fwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!"
] |
>
Ilp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it."
] |
>
I listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions"
] |
>
You sure trump is a human? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human."
] |
>
He’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?"
] |
>
Abdominus hamberderii abominus | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects."
] |
>
Chef’s kiss | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus"
] |
>
How else did trump pay to get his plane fixed? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss"
] |
>
I'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?"
] |
>
After sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart
Edit: Actually a Class C Inspection | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance."
] |
>
Yup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection"
] |
>
This could make the escape attempt much more interesting.
Edit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap."
] |
>
Imagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.
The conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!"
] |
>
Worth it | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement."
] |
>
Now I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it"
] |
>
“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”
-Maury | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day."
] |
>
"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not." | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury"
] |
>
Unfortunately, this, but unironically.
I don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings.
Maybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\""
] |
>
Yup, cocaine induced blackouts do that. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit."
] |
>
Can confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that."
] |
>
Uh, wasn’t it? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago."
] |
>
Oh God | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?"
] |
>
Don’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God"
] |
>
wouldn’t rape a fly
I mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.
Little buggers are hard to catch | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly."
] |
>
"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went." Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch"
] |
>
Was looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too."
] |
>
I remember when I accidentally lost $240 million. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate."
] |
>
We were in a C-130 over Bogota... | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million."
] |
>
The answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota..."
] |
>
Sniff, sniff | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose"
] |
>
completely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff"
] |
>
A quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again."
] |
>
I’d be more surprised if he did know | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really."
] |
>
He knows. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know"
] |
>
They kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows."
] |
>
Ding ding ding | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol"
] |
>
Yeah, sure, sure. Criminal family. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding"
] |
>
Did we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to "raise money for veterans" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family."
] |
>
Maybe eric knows | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went."
] |
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Eric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.) | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows"
] |
>
And he's not too sure about that either! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)"
] |
>
...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering "Eat the rainbow" over and over again. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!"
] |
>
It must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again."
] |
>
Please refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump."
] |
>
Eric always looks like he’s smelling a fart. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark"
] |
>
It’s his upper lip | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart."
] |
>
IRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip"
] |
>
I am sure a portion of it went up his nose. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked."
] |
>
Start the Trump JR's laptop inquiry! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose."
] |
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Up jr’s nose? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!"
] |
>
While standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book.
It makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?"
] |
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Up his nose? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?"
] |
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This family will go down as the skeeziest family in history. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?"
] |
>
don jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history."
] |
>
these people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker"
] |
>
bUT hEr eMAiLs!!! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years"
] |
>
Has Junior checked his nostrils? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!"
] |
>
he checked, there was only a rolled up hundo. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?"
] |
>
Has he checked his nasal cavity? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo."
] |
>
There's always money in the banana stand.... | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?"
] |
>
Alright Santos Jr. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand...."
] |
>
This is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr."
] |
>
You assume he hasn't already spent it all. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him."
] |
>
How would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all."
] |
>
Republicans need to stop defending this crime family.
What’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!
When the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?"
] |
>
Chances are it all went up his nose! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with."
] |
>
Either up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!"
] |
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So much cocaine…. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain"
] |
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And hookers | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine…."
] |
>
Let me correct this headline, "Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went" | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers"
] |
>
Not including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\""
] |
>
Eric probably spent it on Roblox. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian"
] |
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On he "nose" where it went. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox."
] |
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Please god- let him have embezzled it all. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went."
] |
>
Judging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all."
] |
>
That's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine."
] |
>
He also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit."
] |
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Considering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night."
] |
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Did they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!"
] |
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Grifting from MagaSuckers | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!"
] |
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Oh, he nose where some of it went. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers"
] |
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That’s a lot of blow. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went."
] |
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Into Trump's pocket | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow."
] |
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Are we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes? | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket"
] |
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Up his nose | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?"
] |
>
Just like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose"
] |
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Lying ass crook like his dad | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable"
] |
>
hi | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad"
] |
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Jr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi"
] |
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Butt fuck faces! | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning"
] |
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He knows. This is called perjury. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!"
] |
>
Like a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury."
] |
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Up his nose with that CIA cocaine. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof."
] |
>
It went up his nose. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine."
] |
>
It'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose."
] |
>
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece."
] |
>
This is normal. I once lost a twenty. Found it a year later in my coat pocket when it got cold.
I'm sure something similar happened with that 250mil | [
"Has he checked the pockets of his other coat?",
">\n\nOr his nose?",
">\n\nThat would be my guess as to where it all went…\nUp Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.\nThose two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer.",
">\n\nThis kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory.",
">\n\nThat amount is an entire cartel shipment that expects to lose 25% on the crossing. It's not personal use....would probably kill an entire midwestern city. Figure that there was an implied /s on your post, but as much as I dislike Donnie Jr., this is a big push to place on nose candy.",
">\n\nIf you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world.",
">\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens.",
">\n\n\nI've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short\n\nI've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over.",
">\n\nDoes this mean they pour too generously?",
">\n\nIt can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle.",
">\n\nHow do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle?",
">\n\nSomeone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know. 40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time.",
">\n\nWhen I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve!",
">\n\nIt would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts.",
">\n\n“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”\n\nEric Trump in 2014\n\n“In terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. Say, in Dubai, and certainly with our project in SoHo, and anywhere in New York. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.\"\n\nDonald Trump Jr in 2008",
">\n\nWas briefly very confused by this comment, as I thought you attributed the second quote to Donald Trump, not Jr. And I thought there's no way that he would successfully string together the words \"disproportionate cross-section\".",
">\n\nAt least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine. Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?\nEdit: NY, not NJ, sorry!",
">\n\nYou can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself.",
">\n\nImagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! \nThat would be huge, the greatest!",
">\n\nFwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it.",
">\n\nIlp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions",
">\n\nI listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with). And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment. But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear. I think he’s going to be right. And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human.",
">\n\nYou sure trump is a human?",
">\n\nHe’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects.",
">\n\nAbdominus hamberderii abominus",
">\n\nChef’s kiss",
">\n\nHow else did trump pay to get his plane fixed?",
">\n\nI'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance.",
">\n\nAfter sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million. A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically tearing the entire plane apart\nEdit: Actually a Class C Inspection",
">\n\nYup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap.",
">\n\nThis could make the escape attempt much more interesting.\nEdit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr!",
">\n\nImagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.\nThe conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.",
">\n\nWorth it",
">\n\nNow I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day.",
">\n\n“In the question of ‘Where did the money go?’ you responded ‘I don’t know’ … the lie detector has determined … that was a lie”\n-Maury",
">\n\n\"I mean sure dad gave me money, but I have no way of knowing if it was from that pot or not.\"",
">\n\nUnfortunately, this, but unironically.\nI don’t have the details, but I don’t think we have reason to believe Jr. is the mastermind pulling the strings. \nMaybe he is - but he’s never struck me as anything but his pop’s yes man, and there’s no reason for anyone to tell him shit.",
">\n\nYup, cocaine induced blackouts do that.",
">\n\nCan confirm. 1994 seems like 30 fucking years ago.",
">\n\nUh, wasn’t it?",
">\n\nOh God",
">\n\nDon’t worry it was all just a horrible dream. I’m actually ten years old right now; Nirvana is #1 in the charts, Daria is playing on the 4,000 lb tube tv, and Bill Cosby is a wholesome comedian that wouldn’t rape a fly.",
">\n\n\nwouldn’t rape a fly\n\nI mean, I wouldn’t consider myself particularly wholesome, but even I wouldn’t do that.\nLittle buggers are hard to catch",
">\n\n\"Don Jr claims he doesn't know where the money went.\" Sure dipwad, everyone totally believes you too.",
">\n\nWas looking for this wordage in the comments. It's not just a snarky observation, this really should have been the headline if the writers were being most objective and accurate.",
">\n\nI remember when I accidentally lost $240 million.",
">\n\nWe were in a C-130 over Bogota...",
">\n\nThe answer might be right under Don Jr.’s nose",
">\n\nSniff, sniff",
">\n\ncompletely understandable. i can't tell you how many times a quarter has slipped out of my pocket and slid between the cushions of the couch never to be seen again.",
">\n\nA quarter. A quarter of a billion dollars. Practically the same thing, really.",
">\n\nI’d be more surprised if he did know",
">\n\nHe knows.",
">\n\nThey kept that. They knew they actually lost but got a load of dumbasses to think sending them cash would get trump back in as president. Bunch. Of. Dumbasses. Lol",
">\n\nDing ding ding",
">\n\nYeah, sure, sure. Criminal family.",
">\n\nDid we ever figure out where millions in donations to the 2016 Trump victory fund went?! This happens like....every single time he raises money for anything. Didn't he skip a 2016 debate to \"raise money for veterans\" and then didn't donate like half of it until the Washington Post started reporting on where the F the money went.",
">\n\nMaybe eric knows",
">\n\nEric only knows who ate all the crayons. (It was him.)",
">\n\nAnd he's not too sure about that either!",
">\n\n...as he stares at his multi-colored teeth in the mirror while blabbering \"Eat the rainbow\" over and over again.",
">\n\nIt must be tough being the second-dumbest Trump.",
">\n\nPlease refer to him by his full title- Donald Trump Jr, human skid-mark",
">\n\nEric always looks like he’s smelling a fart.",
">\n\nIt’s his upper lip",
">\n\nIRS examines every penny of my earnings and these guys just lose $240 million. This country is fucked.",
">\n\nI am sure a portion of it went up his nose.",
">\n\nStart the Trump JR's laptop inquiry!",
">\n\nUp jr’s nose?",
">\n\nWhile standing over the graves of dead US soldiers Jr ruminated on the idea that he, too, had sacrificed for the country, by giving up a lot of real estate deals. This wasn’t a gaff he said by accident. This was a proud statement he made in his fucking book. \nIt makes sense that he can say he and his dad lost 240 million in “save the country” donations and the base wouldn’t care. Why would they start now?",
">\n\nUp his nose?",
">\n\nThis family will go down as the skeeziest family in history.",
">\n\ndon jr mean mugs and puffs up his chest in front of the camera so he can look like a tough guy. what a wanker",
">\n\nthese people had top secret+ clearance for 4 years",
">\n\nbUT hEr eMAiLs!!!",
">\n\nHas Junior checked his nostrils?",
">\n\nhe checked, there was only a rolled up hundo.",
">\n\nHas he checked his nasal cavity?",
">\n\nThere's always money in the banana stand....",
">\n\nAlright Santos Jr.",
">\n\nThis is why Trump won’t go away soon. His 2024 announcement was pretty much a dud and the GOP is seeing the shine has come off him, after the failure of MAGA candidates in the midterms. But he raised all this cash and barely shared it with anyone else, thinking he didn’t need to win friends that way. This will fuel him for a very long time, even if the primary voters sour on him.",
">\n\nYou assume he hasn't already spent it all.",
">\n\nHow would he honestly be expected to know what his dealer did with the money?",
">\n\nRepublicans need to stop defending this crime family.\nWhat’s it going to take to convince you that they Bamboozled you for every $$$ they could squeeze out of you ?!!\nWhen the absolute Stupidest man alive & his even dumber kids can Con you again and again it’s obvious you have some serious issues to contend with.",
">\n\nChances are it all went up his nose!",
">\n\nEither up ya nose or through your veins wit nuttin to gain except killin yo brain",
">\n\nSo much cocaine….",
">\n\nAnd hookers",
">\n\nLet me correct this headline, \"Don Jr lies about not knowing where $240m...went\"",
">\n\nNot including the 40G he and his skank spent on fine Peruvian",
">\n\nEric probably spent it on Roblox.",
">\n\nOn he \"nose\" where it went.",
">\n\nPlease god- let him have embezzled it all.",
">\n\nJudging by their faces... Just for Men and cocaine.",
">\n\nThat's chump change compared to the $21 trillion missing from our public funds that the Washington cesspool can't account for. That theft was exposed years ago by Wharton educated investment banker Catherine Austin Fitts and MSU Economics professor Mark Skidmore. Another story that disappeared down the consolidated corporate media rabbit hole. Congress solved the problem by not requiring the Pentagon to pass audits. More than half our tax dollars are funneled into Washington's global terror juggernaut - the military industrial congressional complex. The beltway bandits get kickbacks. This year they sent $111 billion to the merchants of death to escalate the bloodbath they provoked in Ukraine. They don't even know where the weapons they sent to the Nazis with Hollywood makeovers went. The US government is a criminal enterprise, so don't be surprised that it attracts crooks like stink on shit.",
">\n\nHe also doesn't know where the Sun goes at night.",
">\n\nConsidering that Fuckface 45 paid his slimy children for services unrendered, it probably in Baby Fuckface’s off shore checking account!",
">\n\nDid they check his ass? I have been told from a very reliable source that it is located up his ass roughly arm deep!",
">\n\nGrifting from MagaSuckers",
">\n\nOh, he nose where some of it went.",
">\n\nThat’s a lot of blow.",
">\n\nInto Trump's pocket",
">\n\nAre we going to get Tump on fraud the way we got Capone on taxes?",
">\n\nUp his nose",
">\n\nJust like when you lose a $5 in the couch. Totally understandable",
">\n\nLying ass crook like his dad",
">\n\nhi",
">\n\nJr. Doesn't know how he got out of bed this morning",
">\n\nButt fuck faces!",
">\n\nHe knows. This is called perjury.",
">\n\nLike a couple grams of cocaine that regularly goes up Don It’s nose, it went poof.",
">\n\nUp his nose with that CIA cocaine.",
">\n\nIt went up his nose.",
">\n\nIt'd be more damning if I believed Don Jr. knew anything up to and including what day it is, what planet he's on, and how to breathe without instructions playing in an earpiece.",
">\n\nCocaine is a hell of a drug."
] |
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