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Im gonna bet on selling 2 or 3 days in	Or day 2 puts...am I doing this right?
Gotta be expensive, no?	Yes but better safe than sorry. Learned from mu to not play short term. Leaps still give like 4x leverage compared to stock and only moderately more risk
You have no idea what a Bloomberg terminal does do you?	He probably doesn't. But neither do I, so he sounds really smart to me!
I bought 100 shares yesterday at 162. I'm right there with you homie.	perfect timing
Haha I was thinking the same but wasn't sure if there were more degenerates like myself. Not holding AAPL calls but am holding very far OTM SPY calls that have shit the bed that I should have sold when in the green but of course I was out when we had the pullback last Tuesday.	That's fair. What are you thinking medium term? I took profits on part of my AAPL position in early January (before the peak). Was planning on buying back in after a 'correction,' but then pussied out after things tanked in February (really hating my lack of balls on that one). The 172/173 level seems like it has some solid support, just not sure if I should go with May calls or July calls. Your thoughts?
yeah I've looked at spy I scalp it every day.	Then you would know I’m almost at Strike ;)
Perfect! Sorry I didn't just Google this, hate asking stupid questions that can be answered with a simple search query.	nice site, live data? free?
Fb has enough money to hire really good lawyers. The punishment for carelessness won't be as severe as it's portrayed now, if any.	It's not carelessness, it's working as intended
$KYS	been long that
Up 80% rn, got fucked this week no tendies to sell covered puts	😢my sympathies. Anyway yeah either way going long was the winning idea here, so thrilled makin' moola
Weak.	no u
Probably their Best Buy so far. Poor cuck who sold it. Instragram is easily worth 20 billion and is probably the closest thing to a competitor fb has	Guy who sold it would probably be in the same situation that SNAP is in right now. No clue how to monetize, no capital to buyout/imitate competitors, and threatened with beginning a dying fad. IMO Instagram fell off in popularity for a few years started regaining traction back in 2016
he'll be fine in the long run	exactly. and im up 400 already so im gucci
For protection is it better to sell calls or buy puts?	I sell calls. At least I get a credit while limiting profit. Buying puts is more expensive (consider it like an insurance premium) but had higher reward potential and risk (aka expires at zero)
4g in 2018? Definitely #3.	What do you use?
Perfect choice then, 65?	I sold a 65. I honestly don't see it running up 8% after earnings. Maybe by end of month, but we'll see. I still can buy it back at a profit as long as it doesn't get up to 65.91
On the plus side, everything is lubed up and ready to go.	Flip side, unlike my dick fb is primed to shoot back up
Gains still coming in	dinner too? my god man
From what I heard somewhere else, it might be regional (country, state, etc.) I live in the Northeast of the United States and got approved last week on Thursday.	In CA and I got approved this morning, fwiw
Robinhood doesn't let you buy options on this biopharma. Need faster method.	Casino
It's an instant 26.5%, I corrected it a comment later. Still sucks though.	What if your losses from another trade exceed that?
Or day 2 puts...am I doing this right?	Im too scared to do options.
why is this company a meme I don't understand. It's wildly popular on robinhood.	wildly popular on robinhood cause robinhood gives this shit out on the regular to invites
$61 strike expiring 3/23	Hoping for a beat and drop?
'Lib journalists' or you know....were asking questions as journalists are supposed to.	that have nothing to do with the fed and only have to deal with the president and congress? sure makes sense, may as well ask him his bowling average
Kill me	Still vertical!
You don't make money by spending money.	you make money by buying money
I also am a faggot.	I'm sure there's a Nigerian Prince out there for you somewhere
Let the tendies hit the flooooooooaaAAAAAAAAAA!!	what are tendies? European here
I assume you enjoy your Count Chocula with tears instead of milk	I'm down like $300 on this and $600 on HQY in the last couple days. I cant afford Count Chocula.
Amazon is 6% of UPS packages. I keep hearing people say this but it’s just not true, it would hurt their business...by 6%. That isn’t killing them.	I just looked this up. You’re dead right. 5-10% as of 2016. I thought it was more. That actually changes my mind on UPS a bit. I thought amazon made up much more of their business. And I don’t think amazon would ever get into the shipping business.
Valeant though	Snap tho
Difference is Facebook killed Myspace. What is gaining enough momentum to kill Facebook?	$MU
Is anyone holding through earnings? Why? Why not?	I'm holding stock up to earnings then I'll sell half depending on how it goes. I don't think they will have a bad earnings though; I just expect people to cash out right after
facebook is a joke and user activity is declining. easy short	Show us your 120Ps or get back under the bridge
I should probably do that but the stress of watching it dip all the time is giving me an ulcer	It hasn't even settled into it's real default price after the IPO pump and dump. Look at it's chart, it has a dead cat bounce rebound and now it's finding new lows. Probably will hover in the $7 range for a while then slowly build up approaching Canada legalization.
If I wanted to hedge rate, I just buy more bac calls. Op is too next level	Meta: bac sold him the note he’s trying to hedge
Right your monthly Salary is 12 k but your whole portfolio is 12k also throwing 12k into a stock means you have a big d (in your words). I'm sure you make 12k a month .	shrekt
Tag me mods	Seconded
Yep, cashed out 2 of my calls at the peak, and 3 when trailing stop loss triggered. Putting profits in more calls	are you not worried about the lawsuits and fines
Wait, how else would you said it? Reply to me?	Please reply to this email...
wat	ignore him, he's on another bender
Um, yes for 2018. Dude was talking about 2019. We might still get 4 if economy heats up. This isn't the final word on the year.	2019 is like a year away bro. My FD's expire this week!
It's been so difficult making picks for me lately. Last buy was Lowes and I'm down about 4%	Just put everything in MU
Ah flailing companies.. gotta love those.	How many flails does the modern family need?!
no u	Lol, it's a fuckin' flair train!
[Ha ha ha you are no match for my style](https://youtu.be/F7P5uC7-PL8)	Crazy how much it looks like him. I thought it was really him until about half way through.
what complete fucks money managers are, playing golf and wandering into the office at 2pm to buy more AAPL or whatever. where can i get this job	Honestly though, also I'm sure they're at the point where they push a button and it tells them what to buy or sell to rebalance their portfolios
Did you just say 9000 mate..what currency are you talking about here?! Lol	The size of his dragonballs
Their praying that they will be one of the few exceptions but 100m on the line seems like a small fish to exempt.	100m what? They earned about 4b revenue last quarter.
Yeah, everyone can post orders to sell at EOD....	Why not just make the market only stay open 10 min a day and be done with it?
Hell yeah. Wanna start a hedge fund with me that double leverages fngu?	depends if your professor is in on it
Don’t buy FB, these damn boomers are the only ones using it and they gotta croak sooner or later	That’s how I feel. Social media platforms have come and gone. This one is leaving too, it’s just so big and unethical that it’s making waves. But not too big to fail.
SNAP is still so early on. They have users, they just are shit at monetizing them. So when users are dropping off due to an update and the Kardashians are tweeting about it, it can fuck shit up. EA only needs a handful of players making microtransactions to make a lot of $. snap needs consistent user growth.	EA just pays gaming sites to fuck the public opinion and move it, and they movin' like axle grease bb.
days*	*weeks
Just in case you're not being sarcastic and truly have no other view points to rely on, you need to read mainstream news websites to get a feel for how utterly retarded the world is. Read the gossip/fashion/entertainment sections.	How do I long da booty?
dinner too? my god man	Dont forget money for the cab home
They aggregate news from other sources. That article is technically from Reuters.	i see, still interesting to me
They balance the budget with librul tears and praying the gay away.	It doesn't matter who the hell is in charge, spending always goes up. Atleast that's what I noticed.
Clearly to Mars, this is going to surpass the Moon	TSLA it is then.
... there are conspiracy theories and then there's what is. This is what it is ... the reality of a market where 10% of the people own 85% of the market.	I think that ratio is just a basic principle of a market in capitalism no?
All fun and games until you realize your gains were unrealized and them shits just evaporated	I love that guy who had 24k on snap fd and lost it all when Rihana slapped his dick hard
Except CNN. They want to play Stormy covering 24/7.	I been playing her greatest hits at night don't see any issue with it. Still need to do my DD on her though.
LFIN puts	Premium is way too fucking high on those
Did you sell the Cs?	No. Only 2K worth and it’s not an intrinsic value play. When SPX got back to 2780 they were up 50%. Just gonna sit tight through all this nonsense
You mean 3/24 $MU 55 Put	3/24 is a Saturday.
Also lots of tech needs rare earth minerals and China has most I think	Rare earth minerals aren't 'rare' just hard to produce. It is cheaper to do in China than anywhere else....
You're not so bad, at least you only put a little in and limited your loss unlike me hehe.	Not yet, but I just made a lil bit off of some MSFT puts and my BA puts are looking nice so I'm thinking its about time I yolo
Things were looking good, and then i got trumped. I'll see how tomorrow goes.	Welcome to the club. There will be no catalyst to bring it higher.
What's your expiration? I'm a greedy bitch and waited too long yesterday, and suffering for it now.	June
Eli5?	You don't even need a gun really, bring a backpack and just hand any bank teller a post it that says: 'This is a robbery. Put all the cash you can in this bag.' You'll make about $5000 in a couple minutes
RIP	F
I literally only keep FB to sell shit on FB marketplace, dog shit analogy checks out	What you selling the marketplace is the best platform.....?
And higher risk 👍	But if you already have HIV, then tour margins are stable.
Yeah we just hit a new low for the day on the indices; I think you’re entirely right about a selloff. Usually when we have a morning dip, the 1-2pm dip isn’t as severe.	Well I just unloaded my AAPL calls so if we don't and it runs up I'm losing both ways lmao.
It'll recover eventually....and by eventually i mean a week after expiration.	as is tradition.
Bubble thesis confirmed.	Since I catched a bear in the wild here, how can there be a recession, when most company fundamentals are great and growth is expected?
F	F
You have to understand!	I am a profitable company
i'll post that next week once MU settles into wherever it's going in the near term	How's the diet of Tums and Heart meds going?
This is low-quality garbage fit for r/latestagecapitalism	Using any capitalists name on that sub is a way to get banned.
This. Consumers are just cheap and or lazy	I like things cheap. If A and B are the same, yet A is 10% cheaper, you’d be an idiot to buy B.
I sell calls. At least I get a credit while limiting profit. Buying puts is more expensive (consider it like an insurance premium) but had higher reward potential and risk (aka expires at zero)	yeah true. What about the infinite loss of the calls you sell? I guess you have a stop loss or something?
Why not just make the market only stay open 10 min a day and be done with it?	Need add more ticks to unixtime
I have time	This comment here is why you win. Some peeps just don't understand to sit the fuck tight and hold.
That like a petite dildo..	No, it is the kind you plug in, instead of using batteries and also it might or might not burst into flames!
If the US had adopted protectionist policies in the 70s, we’d still be using flip phones right now, not looking at pictures of electric cars in space on phones more powerful that the best computers they had back then. Also billions of people all over the world would be significantly poorer. Yes China cheats, that’s not a good reason to not have trade.	First off, the earth is flat and those Tesla pictures are fakes. Second, our flip phones are the best. We make really great flip phones. Fantastic flip phones.
Make sure you collect payment before he goes into the bank though. This way you can leave just in case things go south before he is done.	smart hedge
FB 170 strike 4/20 blazeits	I would never play chicken with you. RemindMe! 30 Days 'DD'
Trump pls	imagine what the market will do if trump gets fb/google/amazon into china though
is this the original nigga?	Those DDs used to be fire. If this isn't him I can live with a phony if his he drops DD and the occasional promising of a mixtape that never comes
I thought this sub was filled with a bunch of asshole capitalists. Turns out the capitalist part ain’t even true.	Nope just assholes, assholes as far as the eyes can see.
It can't go down now cause I bought 4 puts.. Or else I make money.	We need to open a company for WSB to buy options on leverage to manipulate the market to go the opposite direction. Then we can bet our personal holdings on the real direction.
He's telling him about it...	I was hoping to trigger the areyoudeaf not
3/24 is a Saturday.	money never sleeps bruh
He's awesome I'm up bigly since be became president	Proof or ban
No one wins in a trade war	Its basically a pissing contest. You know what happens in in a pissing contest? Everyone gets covered in piss.
everyone knows you need to put the trampoline over the above ground pool	This is a thing?
The real DD here is never trust a pornstar who doesnt swallow.	\^wisdom
Nice humble brag	509k, meh

Im gonna bet on selling 2 or 3 days in

Or day 2 puts...am I doing this right?

Gotta be expensive, no?

Yes but better safe than sorry. Learned from mu to not play short term. Leaps still give like 4x leverage compared to stock and only moderately more risk

You have no idea what a Bloomberg terminal does do you?

He probably doesn't. But neither do I, so he sounds really smart to me!

I bought 100 shares yesterday at 162. I'm right there with you homie.

perfect timing

Haha I was thinking the same but wasn't sure if there were more degenerates like myself. Not holding AAPL calls but am holding very far OTM SPY calls that have shit the bed that I should have sold when in the green but of course I was out when we had the pullback last Tuesday.

That's fair. What are you thinking medium term? I took profits on part of my AAPL position in early January (before the peak). Was planning on buying back in after a 'correction,' but then pussied out after things tanked in February (really hating my lack of balls on that one). The 172/173 level seems like it has some solid support, just not sure if I should go with May calls or July calls. Your thoughts?

yeah I've looked at spy I scalp it every day.

Then you would know I’m almost at Strike ;)

Perfect! Sorry I didn't just Google this, hate asking stupid questions that can be answered with a simple search query.

nice site, live data? free?

Fb has enough money to hire really good lawyers. The punishment for carelessness won't be as severe as it's portrayed now, if any.

It's not carelessness, it's working as intended

$KYS

been long that

Up 80% rn, got fucked this week no tendies to sell covered puts

😢my sympathies. Anyway yeah either way going long was the winning idea here, so thrilled makin' moola

Weak.

no u

Probably their Best Buy so far. Poor cuck who sold it. Instragram is easily worth 20 billion and is probably the closest thing to a competitor fb has

Guy who sold it would probably be in the same situation that SNAP is in right now. No clue how to monetize, no capital to buyout/imitate competitors, and threatened with beginning a dying fad. IMO Instagram fell off in popularity for a few years started regaining traction back in 2016

he'll be fine in the long run

exactly. and im up 400 already so im gucci

For protection is it better to sell calls or buy puts?

I sell calls. At least I get a credit while limiting profit. Buying puts is more expensive (consider it like an insurance premium) but had higher reward potential and risk (aka expires at zero)

4g in 2018? Definitely #3.

What do you use?

Perfect choice then, 65?

I sold a 65. I honestly don't see it running up 8% after earnings. Maybe by end of month, but we'll see. I still can buy it back at a profit as long as it doesn't get up to 65.91

On the plus side, everything is lubed up and ready to go.

Flip side, unlike my dick fb is primed to shoot back up

Gains still coming in

dinner too? my god man

From what I heard somewhere else, it might be regional (country, state, etc.) I live in the Northeast of the United States and got approved last week on Thursday.

In CA and I got approved this morning, fwiw

Robinhood doesn't let you buy options on this biopharma. Need faster method.

Casino

It's an instant 26.5%, I corrected it a comment later. Still sucks though.

What if your losses from another trade exceed that?

Or day 2 puts...am I doing this right?

Im too scared to do options.

why is this company a meme I don't understand. It's wildly popular on robinhood.

wildly popular on robinhood cause robinhood gives this shit out on the regular to invites

$61 strike expiring 3/23

Hoping for a beat and drop?

'Lib journalists' or you know....were asking questions as journalists are supposed to.

that have nothing to do with the fed and only have to deal with the president and congress? sure makes sense, may as well ask him his bowling average

Kill me

Still vertical!

You don't make money by spending money.

you make money by buying money

I also am a faggot.

I'm sure there's a Nigerian Prince out there for you somewhere

Let the tendies hit the flooooooooaaAAAAAAAAAA!!

what are tendies? European here

I assume you enjoy your Count Chocula with tears instead of milk

I'm down like $300 on this and $600 on HQY in the last couple days. I cant afford Count Chocula.

Amazon is 6% of UPS packages. I keep hearing people say this but it’s just not true, it would hurt their business...by 6%. That isn’t killing them.

I just looked this up. You’re dead right. 5-10% as of 2016. I thought it was more. That actually changes my mind on UPS a bit. I thought amazon made up much more of their business. And I don’t think amazon would ever get into the shipping business.

Valeant though

Snap tho

Difference is Facebook killed Myspace. What is gaining enough momentum to kill Facebook?

$MU

Is anyone holding through earnings? Why? Why not?

I'm holding stock up to earnings then I'll sell half depending on how it goes. I don't think they will have a bad earnings though; I just expect people to cash out right after

facebook is a joke and user activity is declining. easy short

Show us your 120Ps or get back under the bridge

I should *probably* do that but the stress of watching it dip all the time is giving me an ulcer

It hasn't even settled into it's real default price after the IPO pump and dump. Look at it's chart, it has a dead cat bounce rebound and now it's finding new lows. Probably will hover in the $7 range for a while then slowly build up approaching Canada legalization.

If I wanted to hedge rate, I just buy more bac calls. Op is too next level

Meta: bac sold him the note he’s trying to hedge

Right your monthly Salary is 12 k but your whole portfolio is 12k also throwing 12k into a stock means you have a big d (in your words). I'm sure you make 12k a month .

shrekt

Tag me mods

Seconded

Yep, cashed out 2 of my calls at the peak, and 3 when trailing stop loss triggered. Putting profits in more calls

are you not worried about the lawsuits and fines

Wait, how else would you said it? Reply *to* me?

Please reply to this email...

wat

ignore him, he's on another bender

Um, yes for 2018. Dude was talking about 2019. We might still get 4 if economy heats up. This isn't the final word on the year.

2019 is like a year away bro. My FD's expire this week!

It's been so difficult making picks for me lately. Last buy was Lowes and I'm down about 4%

Just put everything in MU

Ah flailing companies.. gotta love those.

How many flails does the modern family need?!

no u

Lol, it's a fuckin' flair train!

[Ha ha ha you are no match for my style](https://youtu.be/F7P5uC7-PL8)

Crazy how much it looks like him. I thought it was really him until about half way through.

what complete fucks money managers are, playing golf and wandering into the office at 2pm to buy more AAPL or whatever. where can i get this job

Honestly though, also I'm sure they're at the point where they push a button and it tells them what to buy or sell to rebalance their portfolios

Did you just say 9000 mate..what currency are you talking about here?! Lol

The size of his dragonballs

Their praying that they will be one of the few exceptions but 100m on the line seems like a small fish to exempt.

100m what? They earned about 4b revenue last quarter.

Yeah, everyone can post orders to sell at EOD....

Why not just make the market only stay open 10 min a day and be done with it?

Hell yeah. Wanna start a hedge fund with me that double leverages fngu?

depends if your professor is in on it

Don’t buy FB, these damn boomers are the only ones using it and they gotta croak sooner or later

That’s how I feel. Social media platforms have come and gone. This one is leaving too, it’s just so big and unethical that it’s making waves. But not too big to fail.

SNAP is still so early on. They have users, they just are shit at monetizing them. So when users are dropping off due to an update and the Kardashians are tweeting about it, it can fuck shit up. EA only needs a handful of players making microtransactions to make a lot of $. snap needs consistent user growth.

EA just pays gaming sites to fuck the public opinion and move it, and they movin' like axle grease bb.

days*

*weeks

Just in case you're not being sarcastic and truly have no other view points to rely on, you need to read mainstream news websites to get a feel for how utterly retarded the world is. Read the gossip/fashion/entertainment sections.

How do I long da booty?

dinner too? my god man

Dont forget money for the cab home

They aggregate news from other sources. That article is technically from Reuters.

i see, still interesting to me

They balance the budget with librul tears and praying the gay away.

It doesn't matter who the hell is in charge, spending always goes up. Atleast that's what I noticed.

Clearly to Mars, this is going to surpass the Moon

TSLA it is then.

... there are conspiracy theories and then there's what is. This is what it is ... the reality of a market where 10% of the people own 85% of the market.

I think that ratio is just a basic principle of a market in capitalism no?

All fun and games until you realize your gains were unrealized and them shits just evaporated

I love that guy who had 24k on snap fd and lost it all when Rihana slapped his dick hard

Except CNN. They want to play Stormy covering 24/7.

I been playing her greatest hits at night don't see any issue with it. Still need to do my DD on her though.

LFIN puts

Premium is way too fucking high on those

Did you sell the Cs?

No. Only 2K worth and it’s not an intrinsic value play. When SPX got back to 2780 they were up 50%. Just gonna sit tight through all this nonsense

You mean 3/24 $MU 55 Put

3/24 is a Saturday.

Also lots of tech needs rare earth minerals and China has most I think

Rare earth minerals aren't 'rare' just hard to produce. It is cheaper to do in China than anywhere else....

You're not so bad, at least you only put a little in and limited your loss unlike me hehe.

Not yet, but I just made a lil bit off of some MSFT puts and my BA puts are looking nice so I'm thinking its about time I yolo

Things were looking good, and then i got trumped. I'll see how tomorrow goes.

Welcome to the club. There will be no catalyst to bring it higher.

What's your expiration? I'm a greedy bitch and waited too long yesterday, and suffering for it now.

June

Eli5?

You don't even need a gun really, bring a backpack and just hand any bank teller a post it that says: 'This is a robbery. Put all the cash you can in this bag.' You'll make about $5000 in a couple minutes

RIP

F

I literally only keep FB to sell shit on FB marketplace, dog shit analogy checks out

What you selling the marketplace is the best platform.....?

And higher risk 👍

But if you already have HIV, then tour margins are stable.

Yeah we just hit a new low for the day on the indices; I think you’re entirely right about a selloff. Usually when we have a morning dip, the 1-2pm dip isn’t as severe.

Well I just unloaded my AAPL calls so if we don't and it runs up I'm losing both ways lmao.

It'll recover eventually....and by eventually i mean a week after expiration.

as is tradition.

Bubble thesis confirmed.

Since I catched a bear in the wild here, how can there be a recession, when most company fundamentals are great and growth is expected?

F

You have to understand!

I am a profitable company

i'll post that next week once MU settles into wherever it's going in the near term

How's the diet of Tums and Heart meds going?

This is low-quality garbage fit for r/latestagecapitalism

Using any capitalists name on that sub is a way to get banned.

This. Consumers are just cheap and or lazy

I like things cheap. If A and B are the same, yet A is 10% cheaper, you’d be an idiot to buy B.

I sell calls. At least I get a credit while limiting profit. Buying puts is more expensive (consider it like an insurance premium) but had higher reward potential and risk (aka expires at zero)

yeah true. What about the infinite loss of the calls you sell? I guess you have a stop loss or something?

Why not just make the market only stay open 10 min a day and be done with it?

Need add more ticks to unixtime

I have time

This comment here is why you win. Some peeps just don't understand to sit the fuck tight and hold.

That like a petite dildo..

No, it is the kind you plug in, instead of using batteries and also it might or might not burst into flames!

If the US had adopted protectionist policies in the 70s, we’d still be using flip phones right now, not looking at pictures of electric cars in space on phones more powerful that the best computers they had back then. Also billions of people all over the world would be significantly poorer. Yes China cheats, that’s not a good reason to not have trade.

First off, the earth is flat and those Tesla pictures are fakes. Second, our flip phones are the best. We make really great flip phones. Fantastic flip phones.

Make sure you collect payment before he goes into the bank though. This way you can leave *just in case* things go south before he is done.

smart hedge

FB 170 strike 4/20 blazeits

I would never play chicken with you. RemindMe! 30 Days 'DD'

Trump pls

imagine what the market will do if trump gets fb/google/amazon into china though

is this the original nigga?

Those DDs used to be fire. If this isn't him I can live with a phony if his he drops DD and the occasional promising of a mixtape that never comes

I thought this sub was filled with a bunch of asshole capitalists. Turns out the capitalist part ain’t even true.

Nope just assholes, assholes as far as the eyes can see.

It can't go down now cause I bought 4 puts.. Or else I make money.

We need to open a company for WSB to buy options on leverage to manipulate the market to go the opposite direction. Then we can bet our personal holdings on the real direction.

He's telling him about it...

I was hoping to trigger the areyoudeaf not

3/24 is a Saturday.

money never sleeps bruh

He's awesome I'm up bigly since be became president

Proof or ban

No one wins in a trade war

Its basically a pissing contest. You know what happens in in a pissing contest? Everyone gets covered in piss.

everyone knows you need to put the trampoline over the above ground pool

This is a thing?

The real DD here is never trust a pornstar who doesnt swallow.

\^wisdom

Nice humble brag

509k, meh