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What happens if it spiked to 70 after earnings? Do you just lose a shitload?	I make money just less of it.
Prime position for an ass fucking?	Ya itook my loss early and rode FB and sold for a 40% gain im done for a while now.
Not if you can drink it fast enough	found peter navarro's reddit account
I	eat shit
Stahp	Yer Tramahtizin me
I'd like to short OP's dick	It’s already short so not much left of it to short.
MODS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	Mods r ded from getting margin called from having too many mu fds
Let me stand behind you. I’ll catch the bullet on the way out.	Not today friend, not today
The retarded canary in the coal mine just coughed up blood, time to panic for real	I’m not leaving until the canary is dead and decomposed
Holy shit, stop, just stop spx, my ass is too sore	Wait for the fist.
Faggots and bagholders first	Everyone's a bag holder when the market tanks. Ppl deep into bonds and utilities get the life boats. RIP...
F	F
Probably not $40, but I'd say there's a super small chance it could hit $50. I no longer underestimate his stupidity.	he did just replace another guy...
U	Finally some originality! Top notch FNGU plug
did something similar but bought back in right after ( puts ) sold at 3:57pm pz	Damn. You must've seen some nice profits.
Well how'd it go?	They moved it to tomorrow morning.
Because he'll make a terrible deal where we sell them all to China	Don't worry, not the IP just our data
Fag	fig
He's running 2020, right?	Not after what just happened
Can’t find the symbol :(	It's on the Stalk market
money never sleeps bruh	With options? It sleeps from 4 PM to 9:30 AM -- and on weekends? Ugh. Fucking lazy as fuck.
I'll see what I can do. I'll post on here once the details are ready	The opposite of a cam girl
The old bleed out of theta hoping for pop and volatility gamble, gl	Fucked me 4 times last year.
We're not even there yet. This is just on the tariffs themselves, wait until China says what they'll retaliate against. Get out of farm and ag.	China loves American Beef. You're dreaming
Lmfao down day memes are the best	trump declared trade war just for the memes
Just because Donald Trump is a fucking idiot doesn't mean democrats moving closer and closer to socialism is good for business.	Markets like stability, the current administration is fucking starting shit with every other country. If the dems can bring stability to the market I’ll bend over and let them fuck me raw.
Is that you dad?	Hahaha
Lmao. You really belong here	yeah, can't stand /r stocks. those faggots brag about 20% yearly returns.
I rarely use dropbox. Google drive and Microsoft’s onedrive are so much easier because I already have accounts with them	Agreed... really don't know where DropBox is getting money from.
how long ago did you plan to make this joke?	I imagine he got to bed by 3, 3:30.
You dead?	Lol no. Took a small hit. I’ve had way worse and developed a thick skin. Still holding. I’ll salvage my calls next week.
I did exactly that... exactly yesterday...	Do you remember yesterday?
Aw how about my spxl 48 call?	Depends on expiry. I’m not sure about triple leverage but same deal, if it’s far enough out and Trump doesn’t say shit, and US allies don’t slap retaliatory tariffs...
What you selling the marketplace is the best platform.....?	Sold a scooter a couple of weeks ago, got no replies on craigslist but sold it on FB in 2 days
sounds like you're new to this.	Lol we say it every time but it is still to scary to sell naked calls against it
Rip options. This is why I never do straddles unles they r naked on sue bae	Feeling good about writing covered 65 calls and cash-secured 55 puts rn
Conservatives supply short and fast economic gains followed by huge hangovers.	Dum dum dum dum
N	Goodbye
Wendys if fucking fire, idk what you smokin.	Freckled Bitches all day
Send nudes	Huffer nudes when?
I agree, but this market doesn't seem to care. You either crush expectations or you get a post earnings sell-off	They would have crushed if they didn’t raise guidance
Except APRN was fucked from the start, they have a product that can easily replicated and has been. Dropbox is a little harder to replicate plus is more of a loyalty product. Don't get me wrong, they're still fucked but I think it's going to be more of a slow burn.	It's been replicated
Lol, you don’t have an IRA	:'(
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, for his heart attacks. OP probably still YOLOs, but with knowing CPR, heart attacks won't be so bad.	Lool! I really want him to answer though. We are going to have more bloody days this year. We need to be ready.
Communist	Fuck I cant take any more
You gonna see it tomorrow too bitch.	your gonna see it for the rest of your life.
I dunno, selling strangles seems kind of dangerous.	Yeah it is, I only do it on indices and decide on a max loss to exit the trade at if it goes against me. Still run the risk of getting fucked by some black swan event but this is WSB after all.
your nuts	His nuts
No	[:-(](https://i.imgur.com/TcgrX47.jpg)
This is funny because I also grabbed your balls watching this	Keep your socks on boys lets not get carried away
oh so you don't believe in free market economics. commie	D U M P I N G
f	f
I can tell I belong here because when I saw your option buying power I said 'oh my god this guy is all in MU... good for him'	I hope it’s good for me, underwhelming guidance and tariff concerns making this look real ugly
I’m just a naked short of a few thousand shares. There’s no reason for it to stay up	Good luck, I agree with the position but I'm not gonna risk getting called with a moronic market
trump declared trade war just for the memes	Pepe pls.
F	F
You can lose 95% of that 95%, we all know percents are the only thing that matters	How many percentage points is a meal?
And they do this because of...?	In my opinion? fear, lack of post HS education, lack of understanding of economics/politics, gullible--believes it when blame is directed someplace.
Indeed	Lord i hope😩 i have puts for next week
Well I've got too much in MU puts for anything good to happen there so you're probably safe. Alternately, sell OTM calls.	My calls beg to differ.
Anyone smell WW3 in the air?	good lets lose these areas this time https://imgur.com/BJ2RWIA
Fag guy?	Atrophied blueberry boy.
Rice comes from Australia.	No, you’re thinking of roice
Nice	nice
and a freak in the sheets?	So it's that time of the month then?
It was a joke..	Your mother was the joke.
ouch	owie
This is actually true, there are Asians all over Africa right now. They're super tight with African governments which can produce food much cheaper than America.	Jamaica too (source, I spent 8 yrs there on two yr visas off and on they the yrs growing up)
Does Trump read from right to left? That could explain a few things.	What exactly do you mean by 'read'?
Volocost	I like it...
My dick	pics or it didnt happen
IF we cross we MIGHT head down	if we cross it’d be a good buying opportunity just like Feb
Oh fuck you're right, Indias and Mexicos slaves are much too rich for America. Thanks for the advice, if anyone knows what makes a good cock sucker it would be your moms son.	The Mexico that chester the cheetah wants to build a wall and have them pay for it? That Mexico?
How much for tendies though?	standard tree fiddy
They are noncompliant. RIP	What happens now?
should i short these memes	ask the experts on /r/MemeEconomy
It's been replicated	It's been replicated but that's proved to not be enough considering it was replicated long ago and they're still here.
$GTFO	No u
But the HIV....	You can only catch it once!
I know! I ❤️ it thnx mods 😘	I want a flair so bad
Why aren't you all in $AOI?	Mostly because it's a US tobacco company. But I'm obviously missing something if it's rallying after the senate vote. You tell me.
I like things cheap. If A and B are the same, yet A is 10% cheaper, you’d be an idiot to buy B.	A is made by slaves, B is made by your local neighborhood business. Is there really no value in supporting your local communities?
It’s not done correcting Asian markets are down 4% right now.	Asian markets tend to follow Europe and the US, don't they?
No way. Withdraw your accounts and hoard cash. Bury that shit like the degenerate pirate you are	What if I just hoarde it in stock in Robinhood? When I texted it our my bank account it just looks like I'm paying a company
Wait bro, send me your money before you pull that trigger.	https://youtu.be/CEeqCbEFIJw
I panic bought 162.5 puts so it worked out okay	???? Wtf??
Short Cocoa Puffs?	Milky milky coco puffs?
There is. It's called a non-profit organization to help the homeless. You take the donations and pay for yourself first. After that you give the rest of the 10 cents per dollar that you have received to homeless people.	But that sounds like work
oogha boogha	I'm in. Guaranteed to lose money since I found it here
I only hope that Marty used his remaining money to buy a nice soft velvety rope to hang himself with.	Why? I’m fine, nothing expiring until July. I held b/t $37-42 for months, $55 ain’t sheet
merit based = 'white skin color' in your feeble racist mind? Is that what they taught you at your KKK meetings?	I dunno, but Stalin_9000 might not be the best username to argue this point.
But I hate when they said ‘we are nervous’	At least they admit it. Anyone with a price target under $100 is nervous
I'm buying Cadbury Creme eggs	It’ll be my last supper
That is of course a misleading headline Schumer was offering 1.6 billion Trump wanted in an appropriations bill not the wall. What a mealy mouthed thing to say. 'The Wall' was never on the table.	Just lefty spin
I keep seeing banks put out statements this morning calling it overweight. Any idea why?	Earnings are increasing when they were expecting them to decrease. That enough?
Exactly	Technically she has eggs. Balls look like eggs.
sounds like 99% of the sub.	I AM SO ORIGINAL
I am not surprised lol. It’s still beloved by most degenerators here.	>Degenerators
ELI5	Buy OTM puts by partially financing it with selling even-farther-OTM puts. Reduces the cost of your play and caps your gain at the difference between the two.
oh sweet child - you'll learn with time.	Hey, just wondering what to call whats happening... I know you said its not a sell off but everythings being sold.. off.... def not because if trade war fears tho.

What happens if it spiked to 70 after earnings? Do you just lose a shitload?

I make money just less of it.

Prime position for an ass fucking?

Ya itook my loss early and rode FB and sold for a 40% gain im done for a while now.

Not if you can drink it fast enough

found peter navarro's reddit account

I

eat shit

Stahp

Yer Tramahtizin me

I'd like to short OP's dick

It’s already short so not much left of it to short.

MODS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mods r ded from getting margin called from having too many mu fds

Let me stand behind you. I’ll catch the bullet on the way out.

Not today friend, not today

The retarded canary in the coal mine just coughed up blood, time to panic for real

I’m not leaving until the canary is dead and decomposed

Holy shit, stop, just stop spx, my ass is too sore

Wait for the fist.

Faggots and bagholders first

Everyone's a bag holder when the market tanks. Ppl deep into bonds and utilities get the life boats. RIP...

F

Probably not $40, but I'd say there's a super small chance it could hit $50. I no longer underestimate his stupidity.

he did just replace another guy...

U

Finally some originality! Top notch FNGU plug

did something similar but bought back in right after ( puts ) sold at 3:57pm pz

Damn. You must've seen some nice profits.

Well how'd it go?

They moved it to tomorrow morning.

Because he'll make a terrible deal where we sell them all to China

Don't worry, not the IP just our data

Fag

fig

He's running 2020, right?

Not after what just happened

Can’t find the symbol :(

It's on the Stalk market

money never sleeps bruh

With options? It sleeps from 4 PM to 9:30 AM -- and on weekends? Ugh. Fucking lazy as fuck.

I'll see what I can do. I'll post on here once the details are ready

The opposite of a cam girl

The old bleed out of theta hoping for pop and volatility gamble, gl

Fucked me 4 times last year.

We're not even there yet. This is just on the tariffs themselves, wait until China says what they'll retaliate against. Get out of farm and ag.

China loves American Beef. You're dreaming

Lmfao down day memes are the best

trump declared trade war just for the memes

Just because Donald Trump is a fucking idiot doesn't mean democrats moving closer and closer to socialism is good for business.

Markets like stability, the current administration is fucking starting shit with every other country. If the dems can bring stability to the market I’ll bend over and let them fuck me raw.

Is that you dad?

Hahaha

Lmao. You really belong here

yeah, can't stand /r stocks. those faggots brag about 20% yearly returns.

I rarely use dropbox. Google drive and Microsoft’s onedrive are so much easier because I already have accounts with them

Agreed... really don't know where DropBox is getting money from.

how long ago did you plan to make this joke?

I imagine he got to bed by 3, 3:30.

You dead?

Lol no. Took a small hit. I’ve had way worse and developed a thick skin. Still holding. I’ll salvage my calls next week.

I did exactly that... exactly yesterday...

Do you remember yesterday?

Aw how about my spxl 48 call?

Depends on expiry. I’m not sure about triple leverage but same deal, if it’s far enough out and Trump doesn’t say shit, and US allies don’t slap retaliatory tariffs...

What you selling the marketplace is the best platform.....?

Sold a scooter a couple of weeks ago, got no replies on craigslist but sold it on FB in 2 days

sounds like you're new to this.

Lol we say it every time but it is still to scary to sell naked calls against it

Rip options. This is why I never do straddles unles they r naked on sue bae

Feeling good about writing covered 65 calls and cash-secured 55 puts rn

Conservatives supply short and fast economic gains followed by huge hangovers.

Dum dum dum dum

N

Goodbye

Wendys if fucking fire, idk what you smokin.

Freckled Bitches all day

Send nudes

Huffer nudes when?

I agree, but this market doesn't seem to care. You either crush expectations or you get a post earnings sell-off

They would have crushed if they didn’t raise guidance

Except APRN was fucked from the start, they have a product that can easily replicated and has been. Dropbox is a little harder to replicate plus is more of a loyalty product. Don't get me wrong, they're still fucked but I think it's going to be more of a slow burn.

It's been replicated

Lol, you don’t have an IRA

:'(

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, for his heart attacks. OP probably still YOLOs, but with knowing CPR, heart attacks won't be so bad.

Lool! I really want him to answer though. We are going to have more bloody days this year. We need to be ready.

Communist

Fuck I cant take any more

You gonna see it tomorrow too bitch.

your gonna see it for the rest of your life.

I dunno, selling strangles seems kind of dangerous.

Yeah it is, I only do it on indices and decide on a max loss to exit the trade at if it goes against me. Still run the risk of getting fucked by some black swan event but this is WSB after all.

your nuts

His nuts

No

[:-(](https://i.imgur.com/TcgrX47.jpg)

This is funny because I also grabbed your balls watching this

Keep your socks on boys lets not get carried away

oh so you don't believe in free market economics. commie

D U M P I N G

f

I can tell I belong here because when I saw your option buying power I said 'oh my god this guy is all in MU... good for him'

I hope it’s good for me, underwhelming guidance and tariff concerns making this look real ugly

I’m just a naked short of a few thousand shares. There’s no reason for it to stay up

Good luck, I agree with the position but I'm not gonna risk getting called with a moronic market

trump declared trade war just for the memes

Pepe pls.

F

You can lose 95% of that 95%, we all know percents are the only thing that matters

How many percentage points is a meal?

And they do this because of...?

In my opinion? fear, lack of post HS education, lack of understanding of economics/politics, gullible--believes it when blame is directed someplace.

Indeed

Lord i hope😩 i have puts for next week

Well I've got too much in MU puts for anything good to happen there so you're probably safe. Alternately, sell OTM calls.

My calls beg to differ.

Anyone smell WW3 in the air?

good lets lose these areas this time https://imgur.com/BJ2RWIA

Fag guy?

Atrophied blueberry boy.

Rice comes from Australia.

No, you’re thinking of roice

Nice

nice

and a freak in the sheets?

So it's that time of the month then?

It was a joke..

Your mother was the joke.

ouch

owie

This is actually true, there are Asians all over Africa right now. They're super tight with African governments which can produce food much cheaper than America.

Jamaica too (source, I spent 8 yrs there on two yr visas off and on they the yrs growing up)

Does Trump read from right to left? That could explain a few things.

What exactly do you mean by 'read'?

Volocost

I like it...

My dick

pics or it didnt happen

IF we cross we MIGHT head down

if we cross it’d be a good buying opportunity just like Feb

Oh fuck you're right, Indias and Mexicos slaves are much too rich for America. Thanks for the advice, if anyone knows what makes a good cock sucker it would be your moms son.

The Mexico that chester the cheetah wants to build a wall and have them pay for it? That Mexico?

How much for tendies though?

standard tree fiddy

They are noncompliant. RIP

What happens now?

should i short these memes

ask the experts on /r/MemeEconomy

It's been replicated

It's been replicated but that's proved to not be enough considering it was replicated long ago and they're still here.

$GTFO

No u

But the HIV....

You can only catch it once!

I know! I ❤️ it thnx mods 😘

I want a flair so bad

Why aren't you all in $AOI?

Mostly because it's a US tobacco company. But I'm obviously missing something if it's rallying after the senate vote. You tell me.

I like things cheap. If A and B are the same, yet A is 10% cheaper, you’d be an idiot to buy B.

A is made by slaves, B is made by your local neighborhood business. Is there really no value in supporting your local communities?

It’s not done correcting Asian markets are down 4% right now.

Asian markets tend to follow Europe and the US, don't they?

No way. Withdraw your accounts and hoard cash. Bury that shit like the degenerate pirate you are

What if I just hoarde it in stock in Robinhood? When I texted it our my bank account it just looks like I'm paying a company

Wait bro, send me your money before you pull that trigger.

https://youtu.be/CEeqCbEFIJw

I panic bought 162.5 puts so it worked out okay

???? Wtf??

Short Cocoa Puffs?

Milky milky coco puffs?

There is. It's called a non-profit organization to help the homeless. You take the donations and pay for yourself first. After that you give the rest of the 10 cents per dollar that you have received to homeless people.

But that sounds like work

oogha boogha

I'm in. Guaranteed to lose money since I found it here

I only hope that Marty used his remaining money to buy a nice soft velvety rope to hang himself with.

Why? I’m fine, nothing expiring until July. I held b/t $37-42 for months, $55 ain’t sheet

merit based = 'white skin color' in your feeble racist mind? Is that what they taught you at your KKK meetings?

I dunno, but Stalin_9000 might not be the best username to argue this point.

But I hate when they said ‘we are nervous’

At least they admit it. Anyone with a price target under $100 is nervous

I'm buying Cadbury Creme eggs

It’ll be my last supper

That is of course a misleading headline Schumer was offering 1.6 billion Trump wanted in an appropriations bill not the wall. What a mealy mouthed thing to say. 'The Wall' was never on the table.

Just lefty spin

I keep seeing banks put out statements this morning calling it overweight. Any idea why?

Earnings are increasing when they were expecting them to decrease. That enough?

Exactly

Technically she has eggs. Balls look like eggs.

sounds like 99% of the sub.

I AM SO ORIGINAL

I am not surprised lol. It’s still beloved by most degenerators here.

>*Degenerators*

ELI5

Buy OTM puts by partially financing it with selling even-farther-OTM puts. Reduces the cost of your play and caps your gain at the difference between the two.

oh sweet child - you'll learn with time.

Hey, just wondering what to call whats happening... I know you said its not a sell off but everythings being sold.. off.... def not because if trade war fears tho.