manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Nothing of importance	My mom tells me that all the time.
Would it come with free Gold subscription?	Instead of a dividend you get 1 free week of premium.
So, I'm on Robinhood and haven't gotten options yet. What platform do you recommend for starting to trade options? I've heard Tastyworks is good.	I can't really speak about any other platforms, I use Fidelity only. But then again, I don't trade as often as the guys here, I only use options to establish or exit medium to long term positions.
Is it even possible to cash in on this? Unless it literally goes to zero the premium on puts make it essentially impossible to have a move besides sit back and watch.	The options definitely aren't cheap, but for a company worth $8/share on a good day, there is still a large amount of potential profit. However, options premiums are increasing rapidly as this turns into more of a shitshow.
Atrophied blueberry boy.	Good one
6 months late: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY	I didn't just say it, I declared it
Psst, they trying to shake all the weak hands. I am holding until I die !!	Seems like kind of a waste to hold it until you're dead
Of your portfolio? Roughly 95%	Which would be a completely unrelated percentage in a different portfolio. The meal price will stay the same, however, and will be a dollar amount rather than a useful percentage amount. 95% to me means nothing compared to 95% for Warren Buffett.
I think his cost basis is < $300k, so I suspect he already took some profits.	I thought he was only planning to sell his April calls but then he also posted that he rolled into new positions. And I remember him selling ~$500k of MU stock and buying MU calls but I don’t know what his cost basis was on the original stock.
I'd rather not. I'll take pence at this point. At least that mother fucker can keep his mouth shut and let a good thing ride.	He can also probably read, which is a good qualification to have as the president
read the fucking op man jesus	You can't tell Jesus what to do.
I’d be interested to know how much of it is conscious reaction vs the brain just doing fuck all in its last moments alive. The nervous system is weird yo	I saw a video of a guy getting beheaded. When the executioner held his head after, the decapitated dude's eyes moved and looked at the blade that killed him. He was prolly alive for like 3 seconds.
Because it is	Oh here we go. Antelopes have been underpowered compared to local predators for years. Any Hyena main with a decent strat will be just fine.
But having some major arteries ripped open (likely femoral, if they go for the balls/asshole) would cause a pretty drastic change in blood pressure, which should cause shock. But doesn’t adrenaline also kill the immediate pain? Wouldn’t wanna watch, but I feel like your mind would be going insane, and you’d end up just dissociating and not really feel much	I’ve read a story about a Russian girl that had called her mother while being chased by bears. She got eaten alive and according to her mother she started screaming and telling how much it hurted at first but as the time passed she instead told her that she no longer feels any pain, it was peaceful.
So... After midterms?	After white people are at 30% of the population
F	N
I	O
This is exactly what happened to be when I bought in at $61 like a real fag	$60.50 gang representing
Also, please make sure penis is visible at all times so we know you are not jerking it under the table.	im not gay ur gay
Principle and culture change with the wave of history. Norms are broken and new mechanisms appear. The majority of nations will favor trading the US over China.	I have no idea what your first two sentences mean and as for your third, I disagree. The belt and road initiative will radically alter the balance of power in Eurasia towards China. I don't know what you think about China but she has a lot to offer her neighbors and partners in the way of infrastructure and market size and now that the US has withdrawn expect that China's neighbors start piling onto the Belt and Road.
Market goes up, market goes down. We saw that today. You'll learn with time.	lol
What kind of retards sell after a good earnings report?????	definitely not hoMUsexuals
This is fucked	This is great.
F	A
Lol sure whatever floats your boat kid	hows XOM doing by the way? Writing has been on the wall for awhile
Id settle for Live gold tokens	watching live show is the most pathetic thing ever. Sitting there waiting for a girl to show their nipple for 5sec in a 60mins show
haha look at u/hinduhamma he's an ignorant piece of shit.	It was already known.
Next time ... strangles seem a much better bet indeed	After yesterdays news puts seemed obvious to me.
4/20 blaze it	Damn dats a fat L, I took a 20% loss on my regard yolo but glad I did cause spy just keeps eating ass
It's probably set to private, doubt they would give up on the whole page and the name	They don't do any advertising so facebook is useless. And single moms are not the demographic for either Tesla or SpaceX
This is WSB faggot	OP's father used him as a hammer growing up.
After white people are at 30% of the population	What
I'm a fan on the mad lad.	/r/madlads
sorry about that. It's Whiskey Friday I guess. Tomorrow is Aspirin Saturday ...	Yep!
Sweet. So you lost $5. Do you need me to buy your kid a happy meal since you are out that money?	That's funny, you think I have a kid. That would mean I'd have to get a female to have sex with me.
RIP us amirite	Haha yes. But next week may see it rebound. I had an option this past week drop 98% in value and I held through and sold for a 27% profit. So if you think something will happen don't get shaken out of your position early. Pick a timeline and stick by it. And if you are playing options know that the money could easily be gone and don't over extend yourself.
Buy puts	too late man, too late
Hillary would not have tanked the market. The TPP would have driven it higher.	Its almost like global trade is good for the economy.
I saw a video of a guy getting beheaded. When the executioner held his head after, the decapitated dude's eyes moved and looked at the blade that killed him. He was prolly alive for like 3 seconds.	You too got same YouTube recommendation! This is a sign!
not exactly, if not facebook then some other social media site would have been in its place.	That argument doesn't change what they said at all though. It just happened to be Facebook.
I dunno, but I want alan greenspan back. He actually did pretty well, right? Idk crap about macroeconomics	It wouldn't make a difference if he were chairman of the Fed, the whole damn system is rotted to the core. Just watch the 200 sma and if we break it hard then liquidate your equity and buy puts lol. Either way buy puts. I don't believe this is 'the big one' but if we smash through it with no resistance that'll be a tell-tale sign.
A	G
K	O
The stock market's trying to fuck me	It didn't try, it definitely penetrated you
Oh come on now. We all know black people can't afford stocks. /s	Nigga don't be racist.
U	C
O	R
Trying real hard to not give this fat old piece of shit an ounce of my emotional energy	dude he signed the bill hours ago. As soon as he signed it the market tanked
I'm stupid, ignore me	Way ahead of you
Nobody on that sub has a sense of humor, holy shit.	No, they are just so used to people asking retarded questions that it doesn't seem that unbelievable.
Most tech companies will be affected by GDPR. GDPR was announced in 2016 but doesn't take effect until May 25, 2018. Think it's priced in yet?	of course
if you arent trading spreads then use a cash account, no pdt	Really? I didn't know that.
I'm not worried about anything, I'm literally completely clueless about everything. I basically stumbled on this subreddit and was interested. I only signed up for Robinhood due to an ad in my Instagram. I'm trying to get more involved in investing, but it's all new to me so I'm just trying to absorb as much information as possible.	Welcome. You'll be a certified degenerate before the week is over.
After 50 years of saving though.	come on you know the only way to get rich is a 1.45% ally savings account and a roth IRA.
Wanna loan me a few bucks then?	The next one is the margin dip.
Zimbabwe	What market
He says that too	He told me.
Rip	Lol I didn’t risk it but yes, I was wrong. I fucked up with MU calls, but bought SPY puts to average out.
Any time, asshole. You're right, but man those are far otm... wouldnt you be better off getting multiple strikes closer to your target?	Yeah. But i am degenerate who wants to buy 400 calls for 0.6, at the off chance it goes up to 0.25-0.50 range and if my DD is right $1.00+
I watched the spx 2660 put with 40 minutes from expiry go from 87 to 1200 in 15 minutes. That shit was nuts.	Wtf how
where the fk did u see this card?	It only shows up when you're down >90%
What concrete do we build nuclear bunkers with? Long on that.	USCR, VMC
tbh	Huh?
What are FD's?	Weekly expiration options contracts. Higher risk/reward.
He’s for sure a bit out there. But currently, I’m enjoying my quality of life under our new leadership ...	Enjoy it while it last then.
You are a shining example of why incest is a bad thing.	ROLL TIDE
#VOLATILITY	PLEASE BAN THE 'V' WORD MODS
What if OP knew for his entire life he had three extra zeros on the end of his portfolio, but his parents, friends, and the patriarchy wouldn’t accept it? I believe I speak for WSB when I say it took incredible inner strength and courage for you to come forward and we all support your belief in those three extra zeros!!! Don’t we, guys?!?!?!	I knew it!!!!!!!!!!
So you have seen his balls?	I think we all have
My account is being liquidated soon please happen before 2019!	Lol
cmon man you know i'm insecure about that, i told you not to tell anyone about my pen-sized dick.	The first step is to admit it. Good for you.
Call us when you're jailed for making millions.	*Framed
Straddles/strangles etc don't actually require margin themselves so short answer is because investment rules are dumb. Long answer is that if you're doing more than buying basic calls and puts you are/should be selling shorts as part of any advanced trading strategy. You can make a straddle by just buying a call and put at the same strike, but you run execution risk if the price moves quick and you don't place them as market orders.	Thanks
Haha, I don't know man. Think I might just not look at the market for a week and then shit myself? Knowing my luck, this is a recession. I lost 5k when I bought calls at the top, last time, before that big 'correction' we had.	Why did you lose 5k from the last correction? If you had held strong you wouldn't have lost anything at all. Many stocks went on to record new highs. The same applies here.
Nothing to do with Netflix, just a similar service offered by a BIDU subsidiary in China.	From what I have gathered IQ is the only streaming service in China that has Netflix original content. Thus the comparison to Netflix.
This, you can leverage 500x on forex so you can trade with 1.25 million, just set your stop loss at .2% or you’re fucked	Why? It’s not like they would kill you
how the fuck did you find that?	Internet
A	U
3 D's: dollars and double D's	No the 3 T’s.. Tendies, Titties, & Tush
Seriously	Seriouslmao
Hes trying to distract from the [Phone call and SMS collection story](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2018/3/25/17160944/facebook-call-history-sms-data-collection-android) that came out today. Theyve been doing it for years. He is so desperate. Buy puts.	Dudes fucked and he knows it. I expect the Facebook news to only get worse.
Domino's actually got better though. Whereas Zucky has no interest in actually changing anything, because then he would make less money.	Well he has probably kickstarted the inevitable regulation of facebook, and maybe all of social media, that fucking cuck. So less money no matter what, im guessing.
Bot, most of your articles have little to do with the story I just posted. For fucks sake.	It kind of does actually. The news titles show how loyal Mnuchin is towards Trump and that him being 'hopeful' of a truce, actually means that its probably on the grounds of expecting China to concede on a term that that is not in their best interest. Something that is extremely unlikely for the Chinese to do.
Thanks for the useless response, fag :).	I'm a rich fag, tho. I can solve all your money troubles for a few weekends on your lubed up butthole.
What do you mean? That is my preferred content	The end of 2016 was a goldmine for weird porno parodying Trump and Clinton.
MY HEDGES NEED TO BE HEDGED I HATE OPTIONS	I have a hedgehog 🦔 so I'm good 👌🏻
Short it. Lose a few billion. Close my position.	oh hey Bill
Thx brobro	Just got it! Took 5 days after my strongly worded email. It looks like they gave me advanced tier, spreads are available.
that'sthejoke.gif	Thehighrezversionisspeltcorrectlywhichisnotthejokewichisthejoke.jpg
Is this near the Wilson Red Line stop in Chicago?	No it’s in Hoboken NJ.
The equivalent of like $8 I think. But in my town it’s all about the Burger King	Is it open late? Like after the bars?
P	Goodbye
Trump is?	Well, yes but really the whole thing lol.
Sounds like a pretty good business model to me.	Also they just put all this stuff in the terms and conditions that no one reads, so it's all totally legal
Bond market matters now that the fed is taking its thumb off the scale numnuts	LOL bonds
Inb4 China not having any of that shit and trump doubles down on the threat.	They are going to buy more semi conductors from the US to help the US/China trade deficit.
Ya I'm still on there trying to balance my losses	a dollar is a dollar
Time will tell	Big if true!
Calling something the ‘snottiest’ is kinda ridiculous, Marty. Nobody uses that term.	I’m trying to expand my vocabulary
Turn your screen upside down before you go to bed.	And assume red is up and green is down

Nothing of importance

My mom tells me that all the time.

Would it come with free Gold subscription?

Instead of a dividend you get 1 free week of premium.

So, I'm on Robinhood and haven't gotten options yet. What platform do you recommend for starting to trade options? I've heard Tastyworks is good.

I can't really speak about any other platforms, I use Fidelity only. But then again, I don't trade as often as the guys here, I only use options to establish or exit medium to long term positions.

Is it even possible to cash in on this? Unless it literally goes to zero the premium on puts make it essentially impossible to have a move besides sit back and watch.

The options definitely aren't cheap, but for a company worth $8/share on a good day, there is still a large amount of potential profit. However, options premiums are increasing rapidly as this turns into more of a shitshow.

Atrophied blueberry boy.

Good one

6 months late: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

I didn't just say it, I declared it

Psst, they trying to shake all the weak hands. I am holding until I die !!

Seems like kind of a waste to hold it until you're dead

Of your portfolio? Roughly 95%

Which would be a completely unrelated percentage in a different portfolio. The meal price will stay the same, however, and will be a dollar amount rather than a useful percentage amount. 95% to me means nothing compared to 95% for Warren Buffett.

I think his cost basis is < $300k, so I suspect he already took some profits.

I thought he was only planning to sell his April calls but then he also posted that he rolled into new positions. And I remember him selling ~$500k of MU stock and buying MU calls but I don’t know what his cost basis was on the original stock.

I'd rather not. I'll take pence at this point. At least that mother fucker can keep his mouth shut and let a good thing ride.

He can also probably read, which is a good qualification to have as the president

read the fucking op man jesus

You can't tell Jesus what to do.

I’d be interested to know how much of it is conscious reaction vs the brain just doing fuck all in its last moments alive. The nervous system is weird yo

I saw a video of a guy getting beheaded. When the executioner held his head after, the decapitated dude's eyes moved and looked at the blade that killed him. He was prolly alive for like 3 seconds.

Because it is

Oh here we go. Antelopes have been underpowered compared to local predators for years. Any Hyena main with a decent strat will be just fine.

But having some major arteries ripped open (likely femoral, if they go for the balls/asshole) would cause a pretty drastic change in blood pressure, which should cause shock. But doesn’t adrenaline also kill the immediate pain? Wouldn’t wanna watch, but I feel like your mind would be going insane, and you’d end up just dissociating and not really feel much

I’ve read a story about a Russian girl that had called her mother while being chased by bears. She got eaten alive and according to her mother she started screaming and telling how much it hurted at first but as the time passed she instead told her that she no longer feels any pain, it was peaceful.

So... After midterms?

After white people are at 30% of the population

F

N

I

O

This is exactly what happened to be when I bought in at $61 like a real fag

$60.50 gang representing

Also, please make sure penis is visible at all times so we know you are not jerking it under the table.

im not gay ur gay

Principle and culture change with the wave of history. Norms are broken and new mechanisms appear. The majority of nations will favor trading the US over China.

I have no idea what your first two sentences mean and as for your third, I disagree. The belt and road initiative will radically alter the balance of power in Eurasia towards China. I don't know what you think about China but she has a lot to offer her neighbors and partners in the way of infrastructure and market size and now that the US has withdrawn expect that China's neighbors start piling onto the Belt and Road.

Market goes up, market goes down. We saw that today. You'll learn with time.

lol

What kind of retards sell after a good earnings report?????

definitely not hoMUsexuals

This is fucked

This is great.

F

A

Lol sure whatever floats your boat kid

hows XOM doing by the way? Writing has been on the wall for awhile

Id settle for Live gold tokens

watching live show is the most pathetic thing ever. Sitting there waiting for a girl to show their nipple for 5sec in a 60mins show

haha look at u/hinduhamma he's an ignorant piece of shit.

It was already known.

Next time ... strangles seem a much better bet indeed

After yesterdays news puts seemed obvious to me.

4/20 blaze it

Damn dats a fat L, I took a 20% loss on my regard yolo but glad I did cause spy just keeps eating ass

It's probably set to private, doubt they would give up on the whole page and the name

They don't do any advertising so facebook is useless. And single moms are not the demographic for either Tesla or SpaceX

This is WSB faggot

OP's father used him as a hammer growing up.

After white people are at 30% of the population

What

I'm a fan on the mad lad.

/r/madlads

sorry about that. It's Whiskey Friday I guess. Tomorrow is Aspirin Saturday ...

Yep!

Sweet. So you lost $5. Do you need me to buy your kid a happy meal since you are out that money?

That's funny, you think I have a kid. That would mean I'd have to get a female to have sex with me.

RIP us amirite

Haha yes. But next week may see it rebound. I had an option this past week drop 98% in value and I held through and sold for a 27% profit. So if you think something will happen don't get shaken out of your position early. Pick a timeline and stick by it. And if you are playing options know that the money could easily be gone and don't over extend yourself.

Buy puts

too late man, too late

Hillary would not have tanked the market. The TPP would have driven it higher.

Its almost like global trade is good for the economy.

I saw a video of a guy getting beheaded. When the executioner held his head after, the decapitated dude's eyes moved and looked at the blade that killed him. He was prolly alive for like 3 seconds.

You too got same YouTube recommendation! This is a sign!

not exactly, if not facebook then some other social media site would have been in its place.

That argument doesn't change what they said at all though. It just happened to be Facebook.

I dunno, but I want alan greenspan back. He actually did pretty well, right? Idk crap about macroeconomics

It wouldn't make a difference if he were chairman of the Fed, the whole damn system is rotted to the core. Just watch the 200 sma and if we break it hard then liquidate your equity and buy puts lol. Either way buy puts. I don't believe this is 'the big one' but if we smash through it with no resistance that'll be a tell-tale sign.

A

G

K

O

The stock market's trying to fuck me

It didn't try, it definitely penetrated you

Oh come on now. We all know black people can't afford stocks. /s

Nigga don't be racist.

U

C

O

R

Trying real hard to not give this fat old piece of shit an ounce of my emotional energy

dude he signed the bill hours ago. As soon as he signed it the market tanked

I'm stupid, ignore me

Way ahead of you

Nobody on that sub has a sense of humor, holy shit.

No, they are just so used to people asking retarded questions that it doesn't seem that unbelievable.

Most tech companies will be affected by GDPR. GDPR was announced in 2016 but doesn't take effect until May 25, 2018. Think it's priced in yet?

of course

if you arent trading spreads then use a cash account, no pdt

Really? I didn't know that.

I'm not worried about anything, I'm literally completely clueless about everything. I basically stumbled on this subreddit and was interested. I only signed up for Robinhood due to an ad in my Instagram. I'm trying to get more involved in investing, but it's all new to me so I'm just trying to absorb as much information as possible.

Welcome. You'll be a certified degenerate before the week is over.

After 50 years of saving though.

come on you know the only way to get rich is a 1.45% ally savings account and a roth IRA.

Wanna loan me a few bucks then?

The next one is the margin dip.

Zimbabwe

What market

He says that too

He told me.

Rip

Lol I didn’t risk it but yes, I was wrong. I fucked up with MU calls, but bought SPY puts to average out.

Any time, asshole. You're right, but man those are far otm... wouldnt you be better off getting multiple strikes closer to your target?

Yeah. But i am degenerate who wants to buy 400 calls for 0.6, at the off chance it goes up to 0.25-0.50 range and if my DD is right $1.00+

I watched the spx 2660 put with 40 minutes from expiry go from 87 to 1200 in 15 minutes. That shit was nuts.

Wtf how

where the fk did u see this card?

It only shows up when you're down >90%

What concrete do we build nuclear bunkers with? Long on that.

USCR, VMC

tbh

Huh?

What are FD's?

Weekly expiration options contracts. Higher risk/reward.

He’s for sure a bit out there. But currently, I’m enjoying my quality of life under our new leadership ...

Enjoy it while it last then.

You are a shining example of why incest is a bad thing.

ROLL TIDE

#VOLATILITY

PLEASE BAN THE 'V' WORD MODS

What if OP knew for his entire life he had three extra zeros on the end of his portfolio, but his parents, friends, and the patriarchy wouldn’t accept it? I believe I speak for WSB when I say it took incredible inner strength and courage for you to come forward and we all support your belief in those three extra zeros!!! Don’t we, guys?!?!?!

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!

So you have seen his balls?

I think we all have

My account is being liquidated soon please happen before 2019!

Lol

cmon man you know i'm insecure about that, i told you not to tell anyone about my pen-sized dick.

The first step is to admit it. Good for you.

Call us when you're jailed for making millions.

*Framed

Straddles/strangles etc don't actually require margin themselves so short answer is because investment rules are dumb. Long answer is that if you're doing more than buying basic calls and puts you are/should be selling shorts as part of any advanced trading strategy. You can make a straddle by just buying a call and put at the same strike, but you run execution risk if the price moves quick and you don't place them as market orders.

Thanks

Haha, I don't know man. Think I might just not look at the market for a week and then shit myself? Knowing my luck, this is a recession. I lost 5k when I bought calls at the top, last time, before that big 'correction' we had.

Why did you lose 5k from the last correction? If you had held strong you wouldn't have lost anything at all. Many stocks went on to record new highs. The same applies here.

Nothing to do with Netflix, just a similar service offered by a BIDU subsidiary in China.

From what I have gathered IQ is the only streaming service in China that has Netflix original content. Thus the comparison to Netflix.

This, you can leverage 500x on forex so you can trade with 1.25 million, just set your stop loss at .2% or you’re fucked

Why? It’s not like they would kill you

how the fuck did you find that?

Internet

A

U

3 D's: dollars and double D's

No the 3 T’s.. Tendies, Titties, & Tush

Seriously

Seriouslmao

Hes trying to distract from the [Phone call and SMS collection story](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2018/3/25/17160944/facebook-call-history-sms-data-collection-android) that came out today. Theyve been doing it for years. He is so desperate. Buy puts.

Dudes fucked and he knows it. I expect the Facebook news to only get worse.

Domino's actually got better though. Whereas Zucky has no interest in actually changing anything, because then he would make less money.

Well he has probably kickstarted the inevitable regulation of facebook, and maybe all of social media, that fucking cuck. So less money no matter what, im guessing.

Bot, most of your articles have little to do with the story I just posted. For fucks sake.

It kind of does actually. The news titles show how loyal Mnuchin is towards Trump and that him being 'hopeful' of a truce, actually means that its probably on the grounds of expecting China to concede on a term that that is not in their best interest. Something that is extremely unlikely for the Chinese to do.

Thanks for the useless response, fag :).

I'm a rich fag, tho. I can solve all your money troubles for a few weekends on your lubed up butthole.

What do you mean? That is my preferred content

The end of 2016 was a goldmine for weird porno parodying Trump and Clinton.

MY HEDGES NEED TO BE HEDGED I HATE OPTIONS

I have a hedgehog 🦔 so I'm good 👌🏻

Short it. Lose a few billion. Close my position.

oh hey Bill

Thx brobro

Just got it! Took 5 days after my strongly worded email. It looks like they gave me advanced tier, spreads are available.

that'sthejoke.gif

Thehighrezversionisspeltcorrectlywhichisnotthejokewichisthejoke.jpg

Is this near the Wilson Red Line stop in Chicago?

No it’s in Hoboken NJ.

The equivalent of like $8 I think. But in my town it’s all about the Burger King

Is it open late? Like after the bars?

P

Goodbye

Trump is?

Well, yes but really the whole thing lol.

Sounds like a pretty good business model to me.

Also they just put all this stuff in the terms and conditions that no one reads, so it's all totally legal

Bond market matters now that the fed is taking its thumb off the scale numnuts

LOL bonds

Inb4 China not having any of that shit and trump doubles down on the threat.

They are going to buy more semi conductors from the US to help the US/China trade deficit.

Ya I'm still on there trying to balance my losses

a dollar is a dollar

Time will tell

Big if true!

Calling something the ‘snottiest’ is kinda ridiculous, Marty. Nobody uses that term.

I’m trying to expand my vocabulary

Turn your screen upside down before you go to bed.

And assume red is up and green is down