manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Here I go again	galileo
Time to buy in, this thing is at $10	The moment we've all been waiting for
Today was much better. Left some on table but every move was a win.	Nice. I'm about even but that's because I'm long $MU. Everything else is good.
What app is this? I use Robinhood but I can’t find this section	Robinhood. Feature to buy options isn’t available to everyone I think.
I recommend Eastern Europe.	Hook a bro up
OK Bo	I spit fire like I just blew a demon. My shits so hot I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin
Lost quite a bit these last two weeks, and got options today. I think you're on to something.	I finalized my registration and made my first trade yesterday...was approved for options today. I have no idea what I'm doing.
I got fucked once by inversing Warren and I ain't living that life again. Have fun.	Words of wisdom here
god decided you were a faggot and didn't deserve to eat tonight	But, your mom said she was making pasta tonight.
Wtf is that disclosure, this isn’t fucking seeking alpha	If u r going to do a disclosure just put a fucking pic of ur position. Anyone can make up I hold 100000 brk.a
Getting totally butt blasted on my calls right now. Naturally I doubled down to get my average cost down, as you do.	when do they expire ? and what target price ?
Same. I'm still holding my calls even though it is falling.	I'm down 16% on mine...luckily they don't expire until mid may so I'm hopefully for a bit of a turnaround
Can you think of anyone better to lead the Dow Jones other than the world's top war criminal/arms dealer? Maybe he can weaponize the Dow like he did with that fucking crop duster and make a literal killing for us.	Holy shit the autism in this thread is unmatched
You still made bank tho. I am just teying to ride it a bit furthwr to see if any other negative news shows up about em.	$170 :) its not much but for just throwing in my $1000 this week its good lol
Haha sure! I tend to lurk more often than not but I try to chime in when I can =)	Fuck you used to play Asheron's call? My first MMO back in like 99. Only the darktide pvp server though. Literally the best game ever created.
I averaged down at $51 today 🤷🏻‍♂️	Averaged down at $47.
Bagels 4 breakfast pizza for lunch...	Breakfast pizza for lunch? Is that like a pizza with scrambled eggs on it?
Hodl. If you’re long, don’t panic. Play with straddles. Simple stuff.	Feb didnt involve actual trade legislation with real repercussions. This does.
First time I've seen it here.	ive seen it a few times lol
Hope you waited	I sold all at avg 25% of loss for the day and bought GE Puts. Didn't regret selling.
But muh daddy trump	Mama yellen, why have you forsaken us.
Wtf I literally bought the exact same calls this morning on my first day of RH options as well!	Hey we’re only down 40% lol
Not sure. What I do know is outside of yesterday big fish have been dumping stocks last few hours of every trading day for several weeks now. Today it's continuing. Shorting seems like the easy trade now and that's what happens in a bear market.	A lot of those big fish cover bad decisions at the end of day, or are forced to cover. Happened in Feb too
G	G
heres the question though , how 'awesome' are these supposed to be ? My metric is if it is something a human couldn't avoid we shouldn't blame the AI for NOW when it is in testing phase. Sure as more testing is done and years pass by you can expect it to be much more awesome than human driver . But you gotta give it time.	It just seems to me that hitting someone right in the middle of the road is something that shouldn’t happen with code that’s out there being “tested” with real people around. This kind of accident could easily be tested for in a more controlled environment it seems to me.
Lol that's a really good point. ...is Zuckerberg orchestrating all this himself? All those news stories rolled out in every publication very quickly. Is Zuck tha' Cuck devious enough to pull this off? Pass the tinfoil, man.	You might be on to something... I mean, The Social Network was 100% accurate in how devious he can be, right?
Don't do it. Just went out for a run at -9%, came back to -12%. Fml. BTFD, right?	Brutal day for sure. And oh yeah, BTFD.
I just spent five minutes scrolling through that whore's Twitter and all I saw was some BLM bullshit and pics of her pretending to be a DJ. I'm beginning to think you're lying.	Click Media. Skip all the fake shit
its goin berzerk now, phew	Still holding it too close.
Just warming up for Wednesday, which is a Thursday in disguise this short week.	And then Thursday will be a Thursday as well.
Stfu, I'm like $240 down	Get on my level
yah i got out monday, now just playing cheap option plays.	Samesie. Looking for some that 3x leverages gold miners
What’s your cost bb	Guaranteed 300+
WOO WOO WOO PC POLICE ((MAN)) HERE TO SHUT DOWN YOUR FREE SPEECH!!!	Come one m8 you had to have seen those downvotes comming lmao. Worthy sacrifice for the good of a meme
...friday	This sub doesn't take kindly to factual statements you mother fucker.
hey Siri hey Siri open robin hood short everything	Did they add that panic sell button to Robinhood yet?
You wanna buy some air from me?	Yeah, how much are u selling for?
Come one m8 you had to have seen those downvotes comming lmao. Worthy sacrifice for the good of a meme	im the jesus of memes i take your down votes on my back
Holy shit the autism in this thread is unmatched	Me and my mentally incapacitated self are at your service. REEEEEEEE
Oh, I guess it only counts if you sell short then buy later, not just close a position	The D in PDT literally means 'day.' I'm talking about buy at 3:55 and sell at 9:30 the following day.
Is it sad to say I think right now is the best time to buy? I'm fucked in the head, aren't I?	Better than being fucked in the butt I always say
Today had better be good. Yesterday was brutal	Down heavy pre market :(
Thursday might come a little earlier than that, 1:30 ish	Looks like it's gonna start at open
Ill have to settle for my lego yacht	Legos don't float on a tube ive tried 😦 but my rubber yacht does
when else would you buy????	When the bears attack
No! I'm still holding AMZN shares.	Do I get my tendies now or later? ;)
:( dont you say these things i got 110 contracts $20 june calls	Why in the fuck do you have 20 dollar calls lol you dumb faggot shit is never going that high blackberrys fell out of favor when the first iPhone came out
Seriously, jesus christ. The goal is to get rich not to break even.	Buy low sell low right
You can't buy options on margin.	You can, but they have to be LEAPS and you can only use 25%
Liberal fanfic is amazing	i enjoy making up stories for cucks.
https://i.imgur.com/Z5v9hqR.jpg	Well the futures are doing better. but very very slowly.
Yeah, you really simplified it for those who have trouble at math. Nothing like throwing an (x-1) in the denominator to make people feel at ease.	I guess I should have said easier to memorize. So if you lose 1/10 you need to gain 1/9 to break even. If you lose 1/18 you need to gain 1/17
I am showing you how to lose money fam tf	It turns out, I’m actually showing you how to lose money.... the fuck it’s not supposed to be going down. My math was mediocre on this one...
If it makes you feel any better I’m back to 0% percent gains. All of the past year has just been erased thanks to this week	If it makes you feel any better I'm down 12% overall thanks to this last week, so not only did it erase all my work and gains, it made me pay money to do so. Fml.
~Martin Shkreli	- Michael Scott
PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RESULTS	r/investing is thattaway.
One of us	One of us
Lmao just buy puts	Sell naked calls bruh
How do you need more liquidity for 100 people to buy 1 share option each vs. 1 person buying a 100 share option?	Because like fractional shares, robinhood would have to buy one contract for 100 and then divide it among those who bought fractional options
Blind folded dart throwing pretty much.	For real though, I am definitely guilty of this rn. I bought AMZN at the dip this morning just bc of this logic: Whenever Trump bitches about something, the market panics and it sells. Over two or three days, it recovers. This is real life.
Ditto. Yield curve is flattening out, tech stocks shitting the bed on basically no real negative news meanwhile fundamentals are strong across the board. Low beta dividend payers are looking more attractive because bond yields are steadily dropping (money going into bonds) yet stocks continue to fall. Suffice it to say this isn't a good sign for people who are long. Unless this reverses things are going to get ugly.	Got 5/18 $80 at $1.44. Die LULU, DIE. I think $87.50ish is the peak. Hopefully they don't announce a god damn CEO or something in the next month.
I don't know how common those terms are used interchangeably, probably not very. You're not taking a short position in puts because the loaner isn't short the shares. Buying puts is just bearish. Shorting comes into play when someone loans shares and is thus 'short' the shares. The short position is immediately selling the shares and then buying those shares when the price falls to cover the margin.	Yes, which is why I said its not technically correct.
They went extinct due to a lack of tendies	Barbarians took their tendies ... just like the barbarians of Wall St. are taking mine!
I'm the person that decided to buy LIT just because it was named LIT.	your own worst enemy
Don't know what that nonsense is but I like big numbers! AMD to da moon!	STRONG fundamentals
I have been scalping gamma all day. so far $100 in the bag.	Nice, you can afford a couple nights with your mother now
Uh, you may want to check out the literal sub for politics, r/politics, and then maybe you'll realize the idiocy of your statement.	I don't, in fact, because that miniscule board is only a fraction of Reddit, so you've made no point.
This is quite the quandary. Holding $AAPL shares but really want to buy some puts especially on $LULU. To liquidate and take the gamble or to let $AAPL sit and maybe hit a profitable price, that is the question. Need more cash!	You do you man.
I bought puts an hour ago and I'm down 45%	Are you still tho ?
I agree, combined with amazons ambitions to enter the prescription mail order business it’s only a matter of time.	As a $RAD bagholder, he should buy $RAD.
Fuckin ouch. At least you have that much money to lose tho	Had*
Bragging about spending commission is pretty much like bragging about paying for parking at work.	Yeah, I get a nice heated garage spot instead of the plebs who take public transit
Can confirm. Just bought calls	I mean it's only the most cyclical stock on fucking planet Earth.
Your mother is priced in, trebek!	No she’s not. Nobody would price in five dollars
He bought UNH at fucking $28 and is still long. Wonder how many shares?	and rental properties in denver are basically a license to print money, especially if he bought in 2002. that's cold hard cash in your pocket every month.
Better than being fucked in the butt I always say	We should ask Shkreli his thoughts on this
Unless u have tech bags. Rip sq,shop, amazon	#mutoo
That’s a lie. Facebook fucking blows. Only olds are on it now.	What other social media is anything like it? There isn’t really a replacement for fb
you mean Nikkei 225 below 200 and not 300 MA?	Nikkei, yeah, sorry
Considering you’re the kind of faggot that makes all respectable gays so uncomfortable, that’s one hell of a compliment	You're trying so hard to fit in, it's actually kind of cute. PM me your number and we can go on a date <3
Puts on TQQQ?	I would never go short on the United States of America.
Nice, you can afford a couple nights with your mother now	Free tendie lunch : ). I got until 4/20 to either make a profit or just say fuck it to the market.
The consequences of banging your mom is I nutted too quick but it was worth it	You know it wasn't. That shame of your premature ejaculation problem, that you bury under your millennial narcissism, will fester under the surface for years and re-emerge as a deep emotional problem. Ask your millennial elders.
Nah brobeans don't be depressed you have a good analysis on things it's just that the market is irrational and sometimes you just got to ride the waves, you'll make that 100k on shorting tesla go do it	Lmao no he was just wrong
i feel like pluto is more out than up. does that mean we're gonna trade sidewise for awhile?	the aLgOs are always gunna be one step ahead of you no matter what
Is it a red robot?	Its a Bad Robot! (vah-J.J.)
the loans are less than 5% of his net worth....	Obviously. If your net worth is $20 billion, and almost all of that is stock, you don't need to borrow $10 billion (50%) to live.
Sucks too because you could get 1-hour delivery on liquor in WA (at least near Seattle) at like 1am that shit was a godsend. Plus just throw extra snacks and shit. Cheaper than an Uber to the store and back	Using prime now they will deliver cold beer to you 24/7 in some states
I trade 2x leveraged etfs myself because there is slightly less risk. If you want to YOLO then you should go for 3x. They are great at a point like now when the market is going to probably make a huge move one way or another. We are either going to have a big rally or another big leg down within a few days tops IMO.	How are you trading these ETF's? Using options?
Tastyworks.	What are the fees like on there? It looks really great and I've always wanted to sell options.
You need better timing. Long vol TVIX/vxx/uvxy is better to hedge.	That worked out for xiv holders, if I remember correctly
WHAT AM I GUNNADOOOO!!?	BIIITTTTCCONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEECCTT
No leverage? And on WSB?	This isn’t even close to over, so many options.
RH has level 3. You have to leg in the long. When closing, leg out the short. The platform is shit if op is serious, open an option account in Tastytrade or ToS.	Ally needs to get it's shit together so I can stop bootlegging this crap
That's cool. I am hoping to catch a bottom next week personally . I am not wishing for a bear market trust me. Much easier to make money if we just go back up to new highs.	You are special
Same.	Same (well 16.6% to be exact).
I rode baba out and am looking to sell it soon and put that in WB. Better growth	I mean China futures are in the shitter so I might hold off there
Volatility is so high right now I think selling a strangle, or an iron condor would be better, those two were basically unaffected by the feb volocaust so now I feel like they've gotten back to where they belong. By next week, premium will have dried up and you can step out.	it's tough, snp is priced at a 60 point move for one week out. we've had that in a single day pretty much. 2 big days or one huge day down alone would be that well. even an IC is meh right now imo
Brutal day for sure. And oh yeah, BTFD.	Eyyyyyyy boi, today was a bit better huh? I bought some more SGMO at around $18.

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Here I go again

galileo

Time to buy in, this thing is at $10

The moment we've all been waiting for

Today was much better. Left some on table but every move was a win.

Nice. I'm about even but that's because I'm long $MU. Everything else is good.

What app is this? I use Robinhood but I can’t find this section

Robinhood. Feature to buy options isn’t available to everyone I think.

I recommend Eastern Europe.

Hook a bro up

OK Bo

I spit fire like I just blew a demon. My shits so hot I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin

Lost quite a bit these last two weeks, and got options today. I think you're on to something.

I finalized my registration and made my first trade yesterday...was approved for options today. I have no idea what I'm doing.

I got fucked once by inversing Warren and I ain't living that life again. Have fun.

Words of wisdom here

god decided you were a faggot and didn't deserve to eat tonight

But, your mom said she was making pasta tonight.

Wtf is that disclosure, this isn’t fucking seeking alpha

If u r going to do a disclosure just put a fucking pic of ur position. Anyone can make up I hold 100000 brk.a

Getting totally butt blasted on my calls right now. Naturally I doubled down to get my average cost down, as you do.

when do they expire ? and what target price ?

Same. I'm still holding my calls even though it is falling.

I'm down 16% on mine...luckily they don't expire until mid may so I'm hopefully for a bit of a turnaround

Can you think of anyone better to lead the Dow Jones other than the world's top war criminal/arms dealer? Maybe he can weaponize the Dow like he did with that fucking crop duster and make a literal killing for us.

Holy shit the autism in this thread is unmatched

You still made bank tho. I am just teying to ride it a bit furthwr to see if any other negative news shows up about em.

$170 :) its not much but for just throwing in my $1000 this week its good lol

Haha sure! I tend to lurk more often than not but I try to chime in when I can =)

Fuck you used to play Asheron's call? My first MMO back in like 99. Only the darktide pvp server though. Literally the best game ever created.

I averaged down at $51 today 🤷🏻‍♂️

Averaged down at $47.

Bagels 4 breakfast pizza for lunch...

Breakfast pizza for lunch? Is that like a pizza with scrambled eggs on it?

Hodl. If you’re long, don’t panic. Play with straddles. Simple stuff.

Feb didnt involve actual trade legislation with real repercussions. This does.

First time I've seen it here.

ive seen it a few times lol

Hope you waited

I sold all at avg 25% of loss for the day and bought GE Puts. Didn't regret selling.

But muh daddy trump

Mama yellen, why have you forsaken us.

Wtf I literally bought the exact same calls this morning on my first day of RH options as well!

Hey we’re only down 40% lol

Not sure. What I do know is outside of yesterday big fish have been dumping stocks last few hours of every trading day for several weeks now. Today it's continuing. Shorting seems like the easy trade now and that's what happens in a bear market.

A lot of those big fish cover bad decisions at the end of day, or are forced to cover. Happened in Feb too

G

heres the question though , how 'awesome' are these supposed to be ? My metric is if it is something a human couldn't avoid we shouldn't blame the AI for NOW when it is in testing phase. Sure as more testing is done and years pass by you can expect it to be much more awesome than human driver . But you gotta give it time.

It just seems to me that hitting someone right in the middle of the road is something that shouldn’t happen with code that’s out there being “tested” with real people around. This kind of accident could easily be tested for in a more controlled environment it seems to me.

Lol that's a really good point. ...is Zuckerberg orchestrating all this himself? All those news stories rolled out in every publication very quickly. Is Zuck tha' Cuck devious enough to pull this off? Pass the tinfoil, man.

You might be on to something... I mean, The Social Network was 100% accurate in how devious he can be, right?

Don't do it. Just went out for a run at -9%, came back to -12%. Fml. BTFD, right?

Brutal day for sure. And oh yeah, BTFD.

I just spent five minutes scrolling through that whore's Twitter and all I saw was some BLM bullshit and pics of her pretending to be a DJ. I'm beginning to think you're lying.

Click Media. Skip all the fake shit

its goin berzerk now, phew

Still holding it too close.

Just warming up for Wednesday, which is a Thursday in disguise this short week.

And then Thursday will be a Thursday as well.

Stfu, I'm like $240 down

Get on my level

yah i got out monday, now just playing cheap option plays.

Samesie. Looking for some that 3x leverages gold miners

What’s your cost bb

Guaranteed 300+

WOO WOO WOO PC POLICE ((MAN)) HERE TO SHUT DOWN YOUR FREE SPEECH!!!

Come one m8 you had to have seen those downvotes comming lmao. Worthy sacrifice for the good of a meme

...friday

This sub doesn't take kindly to factual statements you mother fucker.

hey Siri hey Siri open robin hood short everything

Did they add that panic sell button to Robinhood yet?

You wanna buy some air from me?

Yeah, how much are u selling for?

Come one m8 you had to have seen those downvotes comming lmao. Worthy sacrifice for the good of a meme

im the jesus of memes i take your down votes on my back

Holy shit the autism in this thread is unmatched

Me and my mentally incapacitated self are at your service. REEEEEEEE

Oh, I guess it only counts if you sell short then buy later, not just close a position

The D in PDT literally means 'day.' I'm talking about buy at 3:55 and sell at 9:30 the following day.

Is it sad to say I think right now is the best time to buy? I'm fucked in the head, aren't I?

Better than being fucked in the butt I always say

Today had better be good. Yesterday was brutal

Down heavy pre market :(

Thursday might come a little earlier than that, 1:30 ish

Looks like it's gonna start at open

Ill have to settle for my lego yacht

Legos don't float on a tube ive tried 😦 but my rubber yacht does

when else would you buy????

When the bears attack

No! I'm still holding AMZN shares.

Do I get my tendies now or later? ;)

:( dont you say these things i got 110 contracts $20 june calls

Why in the fuck do you have 20 dollar calls lol you dumb faggot shit is never going that high blackberrys fell out of favor when the first iPhone came out

Seriously, jesus christ. The goal is to get rich not to break even.

Buy low sell low right

You can't buy options on margin.

You can, but they have to be LEAPS and you can only use 25%

Liberal fanfic is amazing

i enjoy making up stories for cucks.

https://i.imgur.com/Z5v9hqR.jpg

Well the futures are doing better. but very very slowly.

Yeah, you really simplified it for those who have trouble at math. Nothing like throwing an (x-1) in the denominator to make people feel at ease.

I guess I should have said easier to memorize. So if you lose 1/10 you need to gain 1/9 to break even. If you lose 1/18 you need to gain 1/17

I am showing you how to lose money fam tf

It turns out, I’m actually showing you how to lose money.... the fuck it’s not supposed to be going down. My math was mediocre on this one...

If it makes you feel any better I’m back to 0% percent gains. All of the past year has just been erased thanks to this week

If it makes you feel any better I'm down 12% overall thanks to this last week, so not only did it erase all my work and gains, it made me pay money to do so. Fml.

~Martin Shkreli

- Michael Scott

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RESULTS

r/investing is thattaway.

One of us

Lmao just buy puts

Sell naked calls bruh

How do you need more liquidity for 100 people to buy 1 share option each vs. 1 person buying a 100 share option?

Because like fractional shares, robinhood would have to buy one contract for 100 and then divide it among those who bought fractional options

Blind folded dart throwing pretty much.

For real though, I am definitely guilty of this rn. I bought AMZN at the dip this morning just bc of this logic: Whenever Trump bitches about something, the market panics and it sells. Over two or three days, it recovers. This is real life.

Ditto. Yield curve is flattening out, tech stocks shitting the bed on basically no real negative news meanwhile fundamentals are strong across the board. Low beta dividend payers are looking more attractive because bond yields are steadily dropping (money going into bonds) yet stocks continue to fall. Suffice it to say this isn't a good sign for people who are long. Unless this reverses things are going to get ugly.

Got 5/18 $80 at $1.44. Die LULU, DIE. I think $87.50ish is the peak. Hopefully they don't announce a god damn CEO or something in the next month.

I don't know how common those terms are used interchangeably, probably not very. You're not taking a short position in puts because the loaner isn't short the shares. Buying puts is just bearish. Shorting comes into play when someone loans shares and is thus 'short' the shares. The short position is immediately selling the shares and then buying those shares when the price falls to cover the margin.

Yes, which is why I said its not technically correct.

They went extinct due to a lack of tendies

Barbarians took their tendies ... just like the barbarians of Wall St. are taking mine!

I'm the person that decided to buy LIT just because it was named LIT.

your own worst enemy

Don't know what that nonsense is but I like big numbers! AMD to da moon!

STRONG fundamentals

I have been scalping gamma all day. so far $100 in the bag.

Nice, you can afford a couple nights with your mother now

Uh, you may want to check out the *literal* sub for politics, r/politics, and then maybe you'll realize the idiocy of your statement.

I don't, in fact, because that miniscule board is only a fraction of Reddit, so you've made no point.

This is quite the quandary. Holding $AAPL shares but really want to buy some puts especially on $LULU. To liquidate and take the gamble or to let $AAPL sit and maybe hit a profitable price, that is the question. Need more cash!

You do you man.

I bought puts an hour ago and I'm down 45%

Are you still tho ?

I agree, combined with amazons ambitions to enter the prescription mail order business it’s only a matter of time.

As a $RAD bagholder, he should buy $RAD.

Fuckin ouch. At least you have that much money to lose tho

Had*

Bragging about spending commission is pretty much like bragging about paying for parking at work.

Yeah, I get a nice heated garage spot instead of the plebs who take public transit

Can confirm. Just bought calls

I mean it's only the most cyclical stock on fucking planet Earth.

Your mother is priced in, trebek!

No she’s not. Nobody would price in five dollars

He bought UNH at fucking $28 and is still long. Wonder how many shares?

and rental properties in denver are basically a license to print money, especially if he bought in 2002. that's cold hard cash in your pocket every month.

Better than being fucked in the butt I always say

We should ask Shkreli his thoughts on this

Unless u have tech bags. Rip sq,shop, amazon

#mutoo

That’s a lie. Facebook fucking blows. Only olds are on it now.

What other social media is anything like it? There isn’t really a replacement for fb

you mean Nikkei 225 below 200 and not 300 MA?

Nikkei, yeah, sorry

Considering you’re the kind of faggot that makes all respectable gays so uncomfortable, that’s one hell of a compliment

You're trying so hard to fit in, it's actually kind of cute. PM me your number and we can go on a date <3

Puts on TQQQ?

I would never go short on the United States of America.

Nice, you can afford a couple nights with your mother now

Free tendie lunch : ). I got until 4/20 to either make a profit or just say fuck it to the market.

The consequences of banging your mom is I nutted too quick but it was worth it

You know it wasn't. That shame of your premature ejaculation problem, that you bury under your millennial narcissism, will fester under the surface for years and re-emerge as a deep emotional problem. Ask your millennial elders.

Nah brobeans don't be depressed you have a good analysis on things it's just that the market is irrational and sometimes you just got to ride the waves, you'll make that 100k on shorting tesla go do it

Lmao no he was just wrong

i feel like pluto is more out than up. does that mean we're gonna trade sidewise for awhile?

the aLgOs are always gunna be one step ahead of you no matter what

Is it a red robot?

Its a Bad Robot! (vah-J.J.)

the loans are less than 5% of his net worth....

Obviously. If your net worth is $20 billion, and almost all of that is stock, you don't need to borrow $10 billion (50%) to live.

Sucks too because you could get 1-hour delivery on liquor in WA (at least near Seattle) at like 1am that shit was a godsend. Plus just throw extra snacks and shit. Cheaper than an Uber to the store and back

Using prime now they will deliver cold beer to you 24/7 in some states

I trade 2x leveraged etfs myself because there is slightly less risk. If you want to YOLO then you should go for 3x. They are great at a point like now when the market is going to probably make a huge move one way or another. We are either going to have a big rally or another big leg down within a few days tops IMO.

How are you trading these ETF's? Using options?

Tastyworks.

What are the fees like on there? It looks really great and I've always wanted to sell options.

You need better timing. Long vol TVIX/vxx/uvxy is better to hedge.

That worked out for xiv holders, if I remember correctly

WHAT AM I GUNNADOOOO!!?

**BIIITTTTCCONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEECCTT**

No leverage? And on WSB?

This isn’t even close to over, so many options.

RH has level 3. You have to leg in the long. When closing, leg out the short. The platform is shit if op is serious, open an option account in Tastytrade or ToS.

Ally needs to get it's shit together so I can stop bootlegging this crap

That's cool. I am hoping to catch a bottom next week personally . I am not wishing for a bear market trust me. Much easier to make money if we just go back up to new highs.

You are special

Same.

Same (well 16.6% to be exact).

I rode baba out and am looking to sell it soon and put that in WB. Better growth

I mean China futures are in the shitter so I might hold off there

Volatility is so high right now I think selling a strangle, or an iron condor would be better, those two were basically unaffected by the feb volocaust so now I feel like they've gotten back to where they belong. By next week, premium will have dried up and you can step out.

it's tough, snp is priced at a 60 point move for one week out. we've had that in a single day pretty much. 2 big days or one huge day down alone would be that well. even an IC is meh right now imo

Brutal day for sure. And oh yeah, BTFD.

Eyyyyyyy boi, today was a bit better huh? I bought some more SGMO at around $18.