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Brazilionaire.	Gorillionaire.
Khan academy has a series on options if you're looking to figure out how they work. If you literally can't figure out how to do it on your broker than, uh, google it.	Or just buy 1, see how it feels, just the tip of the put.
As a $RAD bagholder, he should buy $RAD.	RAD is done. They sold the stores to WAG and Albertsons is getting the rest
and rental properties in denver are basically a license to print money, especially if he bought in 2002. that's cold hard cash in your pocket every month.	for real. the value of denver property has skyrocketed. My buddy's property practically doubled in the last 5 years
think foursquare but for goats	Lmfao
F U N K Y T O W N	F U N D A Y A T T H E F A I R
Or historical volatility	oh right that's a thing
yes my $spy 1 dollar call expired and I lost everything.	Yeah, SPY isn’t very liquid bro
The entirety of musk's net worth is in TSLA stock. There is no Paypal money left to save him. He has a $500 million credit line with Morgan Stanley so he can live the billionaire lifestyle without selling his shares.	Well in that case don't bet against the investment bank that is $MS. They know their shit. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? JEWS DONT AROUND FUCK WITH MONEY!
Minimum.	how many in the pink?
Can you please sell me some for $60 then?	Sure I'll sell you some in 2019 for $60.
How long was he in the slammer for?	I think that carries a minimum 3 year sentence
that means I should buy puts.	Probably...but what if I buy puts too?
Solid DD, like you're mom's huge tits	I was raised by two dads faggot.
Yes	Cool
hard to do considering there aren't too many other companies taking on similar ventures, and consistently losing billions of dollars.	snap fulfills the second part
Nah most quote on the fund size basis so $25m was probably the fund size and it's up to ~$40m.	What?
You are one of the elders. Im sure you know who to talk to in order to make this possible.	Truly slobbering every knob you can eh?
Wassu	I looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee.............. BEETCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!!!!
Preferably FDs	FDs ride you buddy
When after hours trading hits	Jokes on you I only have 3 Microsoft options in my portfolio. MEGA DIVERSIFICATION.
I would never go short on the United States of America.	G'head and crack open one of the many buds you have chilling in your fridge.
No, been there done that. $10 5/18 this time.	I may join you depends on how it perform tmr
What exactly about amzn constitutes their stock almost doubling in the span of a year?	Things
It's too late	Not too late. Buy in now S&P is good price and fundamentals are strong in our economy. Hold it for years. Don’t day trade, that’s where you get in trouble.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g19605464/best-cars-2018/	Who cares about a review of the Model 3? They can’t make them profitably. The recalls will glorious.
i wish i had fuck you money so i could exercise deep otm options at expiration just to fuck with whoever is holding the other side of my trade	Give them free money?
IF I KNEW WHAT LOGIC WAS I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST 85% HEYOOO	Proof or gtfo
You can short stock. Options are not available yet tho. Takes a few weeks.	Who are you going to borrow from?
LOL. I was up $1 and now I'm down $2 on an AMD call. What a time to be alive.	Riveting amounts of money involved right here. Let's have claps for AMD stock volatility!
God I want one so bad.	It's a glorified torch in an airsoft-gun frame, you autist. You can buy 1-3 real life guns for the price of this BBQ toy in the greatest country on earth if you want an actual tool of destruction instead of a Numale collectable
He has sillicon valley on speed dial if he wished it.	Damn straight. Elon could get 1 billion dollars in financing in a week.
Hook a bro up	Ask Donnie. He has done it bigly.
Looks like $262 is a real possibility.	I think we close above 262, maybe 263 if we can.
At this rate he’s bound for testicular cancer before Dow hits 25k again.	It's called edging... look it up
My man	That’s a girl
That accent does not inspire confidence...hard to believe it took this long for people to realize that company is a complete fucking scam	YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS IS FINTECH COMPANY THIS IS PROFITABLE COMPANY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
Don't give the admins any ideas. Last thing we need is to securitize karma.	How the fuck are you not banned yet gtfo nerd
All that would amount to is another Twitter account called the 'RealREALDonaldTrump'.	It would be totally worth it if it forced him to change his username to that.
Didn't Soros buy a fuckload of it like a year ago?	I believe so
Quit being a bitch and buy the dip. Trump is only creating buying opportunities. He isn’t going to tank the market.	I need him to talk more shit so we can get a real dip. Right now we're only back to the price of late January.
Goodbye.	Hello.
If you have less than 25k in a cash account, you’ll be PDT after a certain number of day trades within 5 trading days. I know, because it just hit me. Different brokerages have different limits but RH now has me on 90 day, day trade ban. I can still trade overnight though.	It's 3 day trades allowed, then your account gets restricted. Same for every brokerage, since it's a [FINRA Rule.](http://www.finra.org/investors/day-trading-margin-requirements-know-rules)
But my credit is so bad I can't even get a credit card from my bank I've been with for almost 10+yrs.	I’ll send you some capital. But in order to verify your identity, send me next month’s rent. I’ll then reverse said transaction of course.
Noone cares that you're vegan faggot	Lmao
Maybe he will share his secrets and I can get my house back	If he was buying strangles maybe
The guy just isn't good with women. Then there's this: http://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-attended-notorious-silicon-valley-party-left-early-2018-1	No wonder he’s become Nerd Jesus.
Eyyyyyyy boi, today was a bit better huh? I bought some more SGMO at around $18.	Sure was. Shorts holding Sangamo down. My bullshit price target is $40 by EOY.
Well in that case don't bet against the investment bank that is $MS. They know their shit. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? JEWS DONT AROUND FUCK WITH MONEY!	What are Salomon Brothers, LTCM, Lehman Brothers, and Bear Stearns, Alex?
Not too late. Buy in now S&P is good price and fundamentals are strong in our economy. Hold it for years. Don’t day trade, that’s where you get in trouble.	Agreed. Nice uptick today. turns out we were right. Virtual five!
I've been a bag holder since $90. Almost all in a Roth. Not selling until I'm 65 years old.	FaCeBoOk Is ThE nExT mYsPaCe
No because he trained his successors well. They have made good plays like kmi and Apple	I guess that makes sense given how long-term he thinks
Simple — I’m long when it moves up and short when it moves down. That’s how you make money, fucknugget	Ummmmmmmmm but
He did. Why else is here?	Fatality
wtf all in $AMZN for finding novel correlations where they did not exist before	Cage for the front, bulb for the back
Just looking at the 5 year chart for TQQQ why don't we see any massive drops in its structure? I'm sure QQQ has had a few really down days right? Just confused why the chart indicates TQQQ's leverage hasnt messed up it's performance long term.	Because it started after the 08 crash lmao ? Worst 1 day loss at best was probably like 30% for tqqq in the last 10 years
On reddit he can literally only do the Ama on the t_d subreddit so his audience is very limited. He's probably only able to reach like 10000 people at once	He had a bigger audience than the entire platform could handle. Took down the servers
Nahh see I came to this sub for the risky investment ideas! But I guess all in on $TQQQ is just dumb not risky.	no TQQQ is not dumb, it's just that this sub is having an identity crisis right now, so most people posting a'int from around here.
It’s low yeah but not sure what that has to do with this?	They've been noted on Nasdaq for 34 years now, when do you think it stops being a growth company and starts transitioning to pay a dividend of ~10%-20% of the profit? Outside of MU being a memestock, their low PE and them making chips, I have no idea of their situation.
Robinhood FREEEE	Lucky bastarda. Fk Canada
Ok.	Thank you good sir, the world needed this
why was jartek even demodded	I'm pretty sure I can't be demodded by anyone.
Checks the cash burn rate. Pretty sure they aren’t making money	They DO make a gross profit on every car off the line though. We don't want Tesla to make a NET profit. We want them to spend as much as humanly possible to become a behemoth in cars, energy, and storage. Vertical integration and hypergrowth investment. It's a thing of beauty.
47.83% and climbing. Mine expire 5/4 so I have some time and it's a pretty small position.	Ditto. 1 Contract, $80P 5/18 so plenty of time for theta to bleed me dry or this thing to tank back to its previous share price. At $100 for the contract I'm not too concerned, just had $4.1K in SPY calls expire worthless so ... yeah.
Robinhood has stupid in-house restrictions. One being the fact that even in your margin account if you sell stocks from overnight holds you can't daytrade with that cap. Not the PDT or fed regulation it's just RH. Also they don't allow options trading with cash accounts. which sucks because T+1 settlement commission free would skewer the 'competitive' pricing of brokers like TW	Yeah honestly fuck robinhood. TW let's me day trade & lose my money and theirs all I want
Ask him for a reading list (books) and what he reads (news, blogs, etc.)	This. And also the best place for steak.
Gainz are gainz brah. You're still better off by virtue of making the trade unlike me.	gains are gains, just be stoked you didnt lose. Pigs get slaughtered.
Thanks brosef. I can't believe I'm actually learning stuff on r/wsb	yeah unsubbed
I did watch it, it still didn't explain how some po'-ass fry cook could afford the monthly cash flow.	the loans and the banks
Damn straight. Elon could get 1 billion dollars in financing in a week.	Is this the kind of DD we are working with on $tsla? You goons are fucked.
Sure was. Shorts holding Sangamo down. My bullshit price target is $40 by EOY.	Yea that'd be nice. They've got some promising results already, it'd be good to see them have a decent rest of the year.
Lol with your SWCH money?	I gotta get that updated cause I have 73 shares now!!!
Trump happened.	So this is an example of how TQQQ could fuck me lol
You know what happened in 2001, right?!	Was that the .com bubble? Also, I don’t think TQQQ was around in 2001.
yolo would be all in TQQQ OTM but i hear you. good luck, if it hits your 261 or less we're both \#winning	Well shit, I didn't think of that
FB is gonna be dead in 15 years.	Bro Instagram is the shit tits
BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR	👌
>>you get the nuts 🥜	[Right now I get the sprinkles](https://youtu.be/uBiY2fMeM1U?t=14s).
There are still bids on options after hours.	Not on illiquid options.
I’m new here - this is normal, right?	Just wait for the rainbow cocks.
Sorry man. But isn't my post the essence of WSB? Taking a cash advance on a CC for Yolo option plays is what this sub was aall about I thought.	But you’re not supposed to make money. (I am joking by the way—congrats on your gains)
strong point	Strongest point
What the hell is he even doing to that marshmallow?	Molesting it
bullshit, I make most of my money selling on eBay. you only get two fees, a listing fee, and a final sale fee. After that paypal charges, you like 30 cents	Aight we’ll fuck you den
so selling SPY to buy DIA would be fine given that it's a different index?	Yes. Even spy for spx works
Can confirm. Got cucked.	Sold early i got lucky tbh
That is because he nailed the intern before she put on weight.	banging the intern is dignified. pornstars, not so much. the evangelicals don't seem to care though.
Nope, Bought a girl I was dating handcuffs and teased her by tossing one of the keys out the window. Was funny for like 15 seconds.	According to your grammar, you bought a human woman while you were dating a pair of handcuffs. Correct?
Let's cut the bullshit and estimate 19-20k	39-40k seems a bit light, don't you think?
Yeah I wouldn't take advice from him. I only take advice from WSB	I make my own advice but this fucker is messing up my investment plans
Buying a Tesla is more like buying an option of a car that never materialises due to counterparty risk.	Seeing as you can literally wire them $250,000 today for a car that not only doesn't exist but doesn't even have a delivery date...
That's one opinion.	What are some others?
Exactly. How could anyone actually prove if their purchase caused the price to move?	Well... they won’t since they’re part of the quote. A non marketable round lot gets routed to an exchange... hence a maker-taker payment gets involved.
Before, I actually shorted it too early when it was still being pumped up and was getting killed. I knew, as much as one can, it would go down so I maxed out my CC to buy more puts on Friday.	Champ
Yeah. I'm never going to trust my life to an auto-pilot.	Knowingly.
Calm down I didn’t say Ally savings account	That's r/personalfinance
yeah unsubbed	If this cures the cancer that is wsb im fucking out of this bitch
Could have made a lot more than just 10x gains with a time machine	You’re underestimating how dumb he is.
Judging by the posts here, people are swinging options like they would be equities on a regular basis; myself included. It worked in 2017. 2018 is a different story so far, haha.	2018 has been volatile af so far man. I actually put 1000 in my robinhood right before the market started bouncing so hard. Ended up just putting into my employers stock.
Dude, there are ways to gamble but WTF.	Yeah, I had some of that,'My first options making a huge profit' luck and I got a little crazy.

Brazilionaire.

Gorillionaire.

Khan academy has a series on options if you're looking to figure out how they work. If you literally can't figure out how to do it on your broker than, uh, google it.

Or just buy 1, see how it feels, just the tip of the put.

As a $RAD bagholder, he should buy $RAD.

RAD is done. They sold the stores to WAG and Albertsons is getting the rest

and rental properties in denver are basically a license to print money, especially if he bought in 2002. that's cold hard cash in your pocket every month.

for real. the value of denver property has skyrocketed. My buddy's property practically doubled in the last 5 years

think foursquare but for goats

Lmfao

F U N K Y T O W N

F U N D A Y A T T H E F A I R

Or historical volatility

oh right that's a thing

yes my $spy 1 dollar call expired and I lost everything.

Yeah, SPY isn’t very liquid bro

The entirety of musk's net worth is in TSLA stock. There is no Paypal money left to save him. He has a $500 million credit line with Morgan Stanley so he can live the billionaire lifestyle without selling his shares.

Well in that case don't bet against the investment bank that is $MS. They know their shit. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? JEWS DONT AROUND FUCK WITH MONEY!

Minimum.

how many in the pink?

Can you please sell me some for $60 then?

Sure I'll sell you some in 2019 for $60.

How long was he in the slammer for?

I think that carries a minimum 3 year sentence

that means I should buy puts.

Probably...but what if I buy puts too?

Solid DD, like you're mom's huge tits

I was raised by two dads faggot.

Yes

Cool

hard to do considering there aren't too many other companies taking on similar ventures, and consistently losing billions of dollars.

snap fulfills the second part

Nah most quote on the fund size basis so $25m was probably the fund size and it's up to ~$40m.

What?

You are one of the elders. Im sure you know who to talk to in order to make this possible.

Truly slobbering every knob you can eh?

Wassu

I looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee.............. BEETCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!!!!

Preferably FDs

FDs ride you buddy

When after hours trading hits

Jokes on you I only have 3 Microsoft options in my portfolio. MEGA DIVERSIFICATION.

I would never go short on the United States of America.

G'head and crack open one of the many buds you have chilling in your fridge.

No, been there done that. $10 5/18 this time.

I may join you depends on how it perform tmr

What exactly about amzn constitutes their stock almost doubling in the span of a year?

Things

It's too late

Not too late. Buy in now S&P is good price and fundamentals are strong in our economy. Hold it for years. Don’t day trade, that’s where you get in trouble.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g19605464/best-cars-2018/

Who cares about a review of the Model 3? They can’t make them profitably. The recalls will glorious.

i wish i had fuck you money so i could exercise deep otm options at expiration just to fuck with whoever is holding the other side of my trade

Give them free money?

IF I KNEW WHAT LOGIC WAS I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST 85% HEYOOO

Proof or gtfo

You can short stock. Options are not available yet tho. Takes a few weeks.

Who are you going to borrow from?

LOL. I was up $1 and now I'm down $2 on an AMD call. What a time to be alive.

Riveting amounts of money involved right here. Let's have claps for AMD stock volatility!

God I want one so bad.

It's a glorified torch in an airsoft-gun frame, you autist. You can buy 1-3 real life guns for the price of this BBQ toy in the greatest country on earth if you want an actual tool of destruction instead of a Numale collectable

He has sillicon valley on speed dial if he wished it.

Damn straight. Elon could get 1 billion dollars in financing in a week.

Hook a bro up

Ask Donnie. He has done it bigly.

Looks like $262 is a real possibility.

I think we close above 262, maybe 263 if we can.

At this rate he’s bound for testicular cancer before Dow hits 25k again.

It's called edging... look it up

My man

That’s a girl

That accent does not inspire confidence...hard to believe it took this long for people to realize that company is a complete fucking scam

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS IS FINTECH COMPANY THIS IS PROFITABLE COMPANY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

Don't give the admins any ideas. Last thing we need is to securitize karma.

How the fuck are you not banned yet gtfo nerd

All that would amount to is another Twitter account called the 'RealREALDonaldTrump'.

It would be totally worth it if it forced him to change his username to that.

Didn't Soros buy a fuckload of it like a year ago?

I believe so

Quit being a bitch and buy the dip. Trump is only creating buying opportunities. He isn’t going to tank the market.

I need him to talk more shit so we can get a real dip. Right now we're only back to the price of late January.

Goodbye.

Hello.

If you have less than 25k in a cash account, you’ll be PDT after a certain number of day trades within 5 trading days. I know, because it just hit me. Different brokerages have different limits but RH now has me on 90 day, day trade ban. I can still trade overnight though.

It's 3 day trades allowed, then your account gets restricted. Same for every brokerage, since it's a [FINRA Rule.](http://www.finra.org/investors/day-trading-margin-requirements-know-rules)

But my credit is so bad I can't even get a credit card from my bank I've been with for almost 10+yrs.

I’ll send you some capital. But in order to verify your identity, send me next month’s rent. I’ll then reverse said transaction of course.

Noone cares that you're vegan faggot

Lmao

Maybe he will share his secrets and I can get my house back

If he was buying strangles maybe

The guy just isn't good with women. Then there's this: http://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-attended-notorious-silicon-valley-party-left-early-2018-1

No wonder he’s become Nerd Jesus.

Eyyyyyyy boi, today was a bit better huh? I bought some more SGMO at around $18.

Sure was. Shorts holding Sangamo down. My bullshit price target is $40 by EOY.

Well in that case don't bet against the investment bank that is $MS. They know their shit. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? JEWS DONT AROUND FUCK WITH MONEY!

What are Salomon Brothers, LTCM, Lehman Brothers, and Bear Stearns, Alex?

Not too late. Buy in now S&P is good price and fundamentals are strong in our economy. Hold it for years. Don’t day trade, that’s where you get in trouble.

Agreed. Nice uptick today. turns out we were right. Virtual five!

I've been a bag holder since $90. Almost all in a Roth. Not selling until I'm 65 years old.

FaCeBoOk Is ThE nExT mYsPaCe

No because he trained his successors well. They have made good plays like kmi and Apple

I guess that makes sense given how long-term he thinks

Simple — I’m long when it moves up and short when it moves down. That’s how you make money, fucknugget

Ummmmmmmmm but

He did. Why else is here?

Fatality

wtf all in $AMZN for finding novel correlations where they did not exist before

Cage for the front, bulb for the back

Just looking at the 5 year chart for TQQQ why don't we see any massive drops in its structure? I'm sure QQQ has had a few really down days right? Just confused why the chart indicates TQQQ's leverage hasnt messed up it's performance long term.

Because it started after the 08 crash lmao ? Worst 1 day loss at best was probably like 30% for tqqq in the last 10 years

On reddit he can literally only do the Ama on the t_d subreddit so his audience is very limited. He's probably only able to reach like 10000 people at once

He had a bigger audience than the entire platform could handle. Took down the servers

Nahh see I came to this sub for the risky investment ideas! But I guess all in on $TQQQ is just dumb not risky.

no TQQQ is not dumb, it's just that this sub is having an identity crisis right now, so most people posting a'int from around here.

It’s low yeah but not sure what that has to do with this?

They've been noted on Nasdaq for 34 years now, when do you think it stops being a growth company and starts transitioning to pay a dividend of ~10%-20% of the profit? Outside of MU being a memestock, their low PE and them making chips, I have no idea of their situation.

Robinhood FREEEE

Lucky bastarda. Fk Canada

Ok.

Thank you good sir, the world needed this

why was jartek even demodded

I'm pretty sure I can't be demodded by anyone.

Checks the cash burn rate. Pretty sure they aren’t making money

They DO make a gross profit on every car off the line though. We don't want Tesla to make a NET profit. We want them to spend as much as humanly possible to become a behemoth in cars, energy, and storage. Vertical integration and hypergrowth investment. It's a thing of beauty.

47.83% and climbing. Mine expire 5/4 so I have some time and it's a pretty small position.

Ditto. 1 Contract, $80P 5/18 so plenty of time for theta to bleed me dry or this thing to tank back to its previous share price. At $100 for the contract I'm not too concerned, just had $4.1K in SPY calls expire worthless so ... yeah.

Robinhood has stupid in-house restrictions. One being the fact that even in your margin account if you sell stocks from overnight holds you can't daytrade with that cap. Not the PDT or fed regulation it's just RH. Also they don't allow options trading with cash accounts. which sucks because T+1 settlement commission free would skewer the 'competitive' pricing of brokers like TW

Yeah honestly fuck robinhood. TW let's me day trade & lose my money and theirs all I want

Ask him for a reading list (books) and what he reads (news, blogs, etc.)

This. And also the best place for steak.

Gainz are gainz brah. You're still better off by virtue of making the trade unlike me.

gains are gains, just be stoked you didnt lose. Pigs get slaughtered.

Thanks brosef. I can't believe I'm actually learning stuff on r/wsb

yeah unsubbed

I did watch it, it still didn't explain how some po'-ass fry cook could afford the monthly cash flow.

the loans and the banks

Damn straight. Elon could get 1 billion dollars in financing in a week.

Is this the kind of DD we are working with on $tsla? You goons are fucked.

Sure was. Shorts holding Sangamo down. My bullshit price target is $40 by EOY.

Yea that'd be nice. They've got some promising results already, it'd be good to see them have a decent rest of the year.

Lol with your SWCH money?

I gotta get that updated cause I have 73 shares now!!!

Trump happened.

So this is an example of how TQQQ could fuck me lol

You know what happened in 2001, right?!

Was that the .com bubble? Also, I don’t think TQQQ was around in 2001.

yolo would be all in TQQQ OTM but i hear you. good luck, if it hits your 261 or less we're both \#winning

Well shit, I didn't think of that

FB is gonna be dead in 15 years.

Bro Instagram is the shit tits

BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR

👌

>>you get the nuts 🥜

[Right now I get the sprinkles](https://youtu.be/uBiY2fMeM1U?t=14s).

There are still bids on options after hours.

Not on illiquid options.

I’m new here - this is normal, right?

Just wait for the rainbow cocks.

Sorry man. But isn't my post the essence of WSB? Taking a cash advance on a CC for Yolo option plays is what this sub was aall about I thought.

But you’re not supposed to make money. (I am joking by the way—congrats on your gains)

strong point

Strongest point

What the hell is he even doing to that marshmallow?

Molesting it

bullshit, I make most of my money selling on eBay. you only get two fees, a listing fee, and a final sale fee. After that paypal charges, you like 30 cents

Aight we’ll fuck you den

so selling SPY to buy DIA would be fine given that it's a different index?

Yes. Even spy for spx works

Can confirm. Got cucked.

Sold early i got lucky tbh

That is because he nailed the intern before she put on weight.

banging the intern is dignified. pornstars, not so much. the evangelicals don't seem to care though.

Nope, Bought a girl I was dating handcuffs and teased her by tossing one of the keys out the window. Was funny for like 15 seconds.

According to your grammar, you bought a human woman while you were dating a pair of handcuffs. Correct?

Let's cut the bullshit and estimate 19-20k

39-40k seems a bit light, don't you think?

Yeah I wouldn't take advice from him. I only take advice from WSB

I make my own advice but this fucker is messing up my investment plans

Buying a Tesla is more like buying an option of a car that never materialises due to counterparty risk.

Seeing as you can literally wire them $250,000 today for a car that not only doesn't exist but doesn't even have a delivery date...

That's one opinion.

What are some others?

Exactly. How could anyone actually prove if their purchase caused the price to move?

Well... they won’t since they’re part of the quote. A non marketable round lot gets routed to an exchange... hence a maker-taker payment gets involved.

Before, I actually shorted it too early when it was still being pumped up and was getting killed. I knew, as much as one can, it would go down so I maxed out my CC to buy more puts on Friday.

Champ

Yeah. I'm never going to trust my life to an auto-pilot.

Knowingly.

Calm down I didn’t say Ally savings account

That's r/personalfinance

yeah unsubbed

If this cures the cancer that is wsb im fucking out of this bitch

Could have made a lot more than just 10x gains with a time machine

You’re underestimating how dumb he is.

Judging by the posts here, people are swinging options like they would be equities on a regular basis; myself included. It worked in 2017. 2018 is a different story so far, haha.

2018 has been volatile af so far man. I actually put 1000 in my robinhood right before the market started bouncing so hard. Ended up just putting into my employers stock.

Dude, there are ways to gamble but WTF.

Yeah, I had some of that,'My first options making a huge profit' luck and I got a little crazy.