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The immortal jellyfish doesn't have that issue, and those motherfuckers don't live forever either ... because if you stay around long enough something will get you!	Exactly. The bull market can potentially last forever however it eventually will run into a problem that creates a bear market.
Delving deep to find great rewards.	im 10+ scrolls deep right now
Me too, thanks	Me too, thanks
Nobody knew it would be this complicated.	Grab me by the pussy and then... Just grab it again
I have till friday; i’m fucked	Good luck man, I'm not ballsy enough for fd's, I'll take my conservative 50% returns thank you very much.
You people are retards. Macro trends impact Microns stock price	Hello fellow stock trader! Is that how it works?
Look at the bottom from February compared to this current drop. That long tail is similar to a dragonfly and a good indication of a turning point. That hasn't happened yet for this one. The fact that it has not formed a proper bottom pattern suggests it still has room to fall. Also the last correction bounced off the RSI twice, this one has bounced once with a poor bull signals upward. Downside risk outweighs upside potential.	You were right thanks for the advice.
You mean Autism Awareness Day?	Oppositional Defiant Syndrome I assume.
If your market crashes and stays down because of tweets, it was a bubble to begin with.	What do you mean 'my market', if you live in EU or Asia you will be affected way more than USA traders and investors so it's global market which get affected by his tweets. Wallsteet is overreacting to his tweets
As though that matters when the market values the company at a PE of 6	To win this bet you just need to be smarter than me. That is NOT a high bar to reach. :)
That didn't end how I expected it to end	I picked up some SPY calls today at -$6, and then doubled down at -$7.80 that expire Wednesday. Looking for a big green day tomorrow, but I will sell them if the optimism fades.
$1.30, but about $1 of this was used to roll out to this expiration. I don’t think I’ll be able to roll again.	So you are working with about $0.30 credit? Yeah, the deltas say you have about a 20% chance of expiring with profit. So a slightly higher chance of being able to take profit before expiry. But it isn't a good position, that's for sure. And you can't really roll out again right now. You could fly it off with the Apr20 $52.50 / $55.00 call spreads but that only gets you about $0.08 per spread, which is garbage.
What I believe to be factually incorrect information. I got some shit confused.	No worries my dude. Was just curious.
Well I mean, they are in the future after all	So why can we see them now
Fuck AMD. It's done for a very very long time. Either it gets competitive real quick or gets a wave of new investors. In either case, this will take time.	I hope you're wrong.
If anybody can successfully move their PCs from Intel to their own proprietary CPU it will be Apple. They've done it before with Power PC and it makes sense for them to have all their products run on the same CPU design.	umm...power pc is IBM.
Yup, Trump will talk Friday so buy puts Thursday 100%	Thursdays already fuck me enough thanks.
the glass back broke as well. so i have this feeling they are going to say that whatever impact that caused the glass to break (really happened only because i leaned against a counter with my phone in my front pocket) affected the home button.	Do you beat your phones up or what? I'm almost at year 3 with my S7 edge and it still works/looks fine. Seriously waiting for it to start acting up so I have an exuse to go waste money on something newer.
Aren't those tariffs the same as the ones from last week? Are they new?	They're not new but I think they will be outlining the specifics of the announced ones on Friday.
Unrelated: Shaun king is for sure white.	Shaun White is for sure king. FTFY
900/150 = 6 ya fuckface	How the fuck can I trust DD of someone who isn't able to calculate EV properly
GoPro is such a joke. Soon to fail.	I think fail is too strong. They'll get a buy out and/or their selling of the lenses themselves will turnout profitable. If phone companies can start advertising 'with GoPro lens' come on, they'll kill it.
This is the pain he and I share. That and everyone thinking we got little dicks and stuff.	We have the smallest dicks, don't we folks? Minuscule dongs, no one uses small dicks better than me, folks, believe me, that I can tell you!
And the question is, how much of America's ability to buy things today, is based on credit instead of actual income.	Just nearly all of it. If credit dries up the speeding comes to a screeching deafening hault. None money.
what. the. fuck.	Keep in mind baby boomers crossed the '62 years of age' threshold in that period. He said Mexicans AND old people. It's mostly just old people.
but there's gotta be a way	Yes, follow da queen.
One of my best buds is a portfolio margin product manager there. Can confirm that the guys in risk have no fucking clue what they are doing at ET.	Thanks for that. I guess you are complimenting your best bud by saying he has no fucking clue? Lol ;)
Why would you voluntarily lower your initial investment to taxes though?	Because future tax environments are not likely to be more favorable than now.
That’s not really important. Their own auditing firm was hired in February (it says so in 10-k), thus the company didn’t actually misspell anything.	That firm made bank. Show up in February, slap them with significant deficiencies, laugh their way out the door. $236k for what I'm sure amounted to less than a couple weeks work.
Just a reminder of what I said 33 days ago.	Lol I'm still all cash B. imma buy the dip when it stops dipping.
I have a feeling this sub isn't satire	Where does it say this sub is satire? You're just not living life like we are.
Yeah, he created it retroactively.	He’s got the best autism.
I can't afford :(	The Great Recession of 2018 has been hard on all of us.
Sometimes I watch tho	fag
Bro the state dept does foreign policy. They run embassies in other countries and have literally nothing to do with regulating companies.	You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.
burnt toast	Horse
got some weeklies (lolz) as well as some that are like later this year.	Lol nice
Just like the fucking tariff was an appeal to Western Pennsylvania's special election. He started a trade war because he doesn't know that Pittsburgh hasn't been a steel town for nearly 50 years. It's a fucking medical/tech hub.	He wants to save trade jobs.....which we have very little trade workers for so we will need immigrants which he is against. 4D chess.
Even then it's still an absurd valuation, $66mm of that is from sales of 'physical commodities'.	Agreed. Half my portfolio is puts on this stock, and I'm still buying.
Proof: https://m.imgur.com/a/4cSi1	Charge your phone
Yeah, I’m the happiest fucker alive. Rich or poor.	serotonin syndrome is a serious issue. please reach out if you need help in dealing with your debilitating disease.
Lol. They pay around 10% federal.	You're talking as if Amazon doesn't play by the same set of tax rules that all other corporations do. Maybe if Trump's dick wasn't so far up your ass you'd have room in that skull for a brain? kys faggot
Hahahahahhaha!	LOL LMAO XDDD!
Just start tweeting positive sentiment while directing it at Trump and I'm sure it'll find its way into his Twitter schedule. Good news? Can't think of any with consumer spending down 3 months in a row but you never know. 3 new stores in NYC is pretty big.	Good idea. Will start a Twitter campaign and report back.
Suck on my, gonads	Present, them
208 in commissions and fees alone, at least someone got richer off you.	Wish I only paid 208 [so far this year ](https://i.imgur.com/a5YBV38.jpg)
Risky click of the day	I was actually a little disappointed
The starting price of $132 may have an impact as well.	That's just a reference price. The actual price may vary substantially
8.50 confirmed.	next up half life 3
I would love to see him have a conversation about how he thought stock options worked.	uncovered puts are good and easy to win
I mean I've seriously considered signing up for sperm donation for cash, so yes	You really think they'd accept your sperm? Child, please...
Future is now	The way of the future.
Why can't they take the wife first?	Nah pimp out the wife amd get steady dividends
F	U
Yay Dow -10,994!	So it is possible to be down 1000%
Hey me too, 1/10 my portfolio as of yesterday when i bought it.	I'm about 1/3 Goog since, idk, ~2005.
Not sure where you got that number from, they have $1.3 billion in long term debt alone according to their 10k	yeah, but they also have $1.1 billion in cash...
Diversify into MU. U golden-boi noi	Going to diversify into Advanced Money Destroyer. Not. Was looking at BXC as a next potential addition.
I should have clarified. I'm not trying to invest, but the stock needs to be industrials. Ideally some small cap.	but you asked for industrials to invest in? if this is for a school project or something r/investing is still where you should look
2nd this. Loving the mods these days.	Need more.
How do September 47.5 calls sound?	I'm suggesting on buying shares. This isn't a Yolo play.
That’s some good DD	I would provide more but I'm at work on mobile.
OP is a faggot. Can’t even post in the right subreddit. Faggot	He's the guy who'd be gunning for July AMD calls, and buy calls expiring tomorrow.
Of course he's a packers fan. Of course	all that fried cheese curds fucked up his brain.
What's worked for me in the past has been to hold on to it trying to hit the home run of my trading life, and then subsequently lose it all.	I know that one.
Alright, but this people/MM dichotomy doesn't hold when retail is chump change, most of this action is between algos duking it out between themselves, we're just running around like ants in this	Agree, we are the ants. Algo's are pushing it where it needs to be and obviously they are doing it right when they need to. Probably zillions of traders had shorts right there and they shoved it up real fast to knock out the shorts/puts.. ?
Pretty ballsy move.	Nothing a good yolo cant fix
So it is possible to be down 1000%	1000 points not 100 percent henlo?
I was being facetious. 'Gambling without hedging' is a humorous juxtaposition.	Yeah I struggled with how to word the response and should have just assumed you were horsing around.
I guess he’ll be sleeping there till their valuation hits $650b	I hear he has plans to build a hammock hanging down in the middle of his factory, to allow his giant dong to swing back and forth over the workers, functioning as a kind of 'cock clock.' Elon will slowly meld into the factory, the machines becomings his limbs, the security cameras becoming his eyes, all while his giant dong swings back and forth 'tick, tock, tick tock.' This is what he means by 'the machine that designs the machine'
Average Asian?	*flair checks out, guess I should have it too.
Can you send me a link where he tweeted that the first time? I got a youtube channel where I read the most ridiculous Trump tweets, but I must have missed that one	What's your YT channel?
P R I C E D I N	Who the fuck knows in this market
That's like 20% above their peak last year. When did you buy lol?	Options, probably
B	A
basically any time this sub gets obsessed with something it's a bad buy	mu looking pretty good
I hope he's in a padded room, away from ropes and Bridges	It’s gonna rot off...
YES! YES! More delicious salt! Please give more, faggot...	WSB isn’t even a left leaning sub and you’re getting buried in downvotes. You should consider the possibility that you’re an asshole
What about $mu though ?	It’s also a buy at $5
I hope you make money because seeing someone willing to throw out $10k on a meme just butters my croissant.	🔪🥐
Laying on my inflatable yacht in a margarita-filled kiddie pool.	Sounds like you're living the life
Nah. If I straddle it'll go sideways the rest of the day.	literally what happened to me this morning.
I disagree.	ree
Why did I do this to myself	Not sure, literally anything else would have been far better. Literally anything.
Options, probably	guessing April time frame of 2016 when I did 125% :)
RIP CLDR	no, now is the time to buy calls!
They are already best friends my manz.	No, I mean, like in the open and not just in the gym showers.
But, not every Democratic state(s)?	SURGICAL PRECISION TARIFFS.
I’m fine with that, unless that’s against the rules? Mods help	I don't think it's against the rules, but I wouldn't want my name associated with these autists.
A friendly reminder; this guy has options.	So do I
Unfortunately i am exiled from my homeland.	Makes sense
RH has always had two factor.	Didn't know that
Spotify wish they had 6 billion to start signing producers and artists.	They'd be smart if they did
Tf	I trade a lot I guess
By investing in cobalt right now.	Potash.
Uhhhh gunfire detection? I guess that will be useful... or maybe people can just dial 911 instead? Is there anything more to this company?	Police have fucking huge budgets and are encouraged to spend it all. Better bet your ass every department will be buying these whether they actually need them or not
Tfw you realize that Tesla is going to manufacture 5k cars per week, recognizing $2.4 billion in revenue per quarter in incremental revenue.	good luck with that
True, I could switch.	we know for a fact that RH sells their order feed directly to HFT so other brokers might as well. I haven't experienced that with Ally even though their platform is garbage
I reserved day 1 as well. Got my email to configure last week.	Mine says August but I am in the South East, we might be last on the list.
What calls do you have?	All may 18, 175, 180, 185 strike

The immortal jellyfish doesn't have that issue, and those motherfuckers don't live forever either ... because if you stay around long enough something will get you!

Exactly. The bull market can potentially last forever however it eventually will run into a problem that creates a bear market.

Delving deep to find great rewards.

im 10+ scrolls deep right now

Me too, thanks

Nobody knew it would be this complicated.

Grab me by the pussy and then... Just grab it again

I have till friday; i’m fucked

Good luck man, I'm not ballsy enough for fd's, I'll take my conservative 50% returns thank you very much.

You people are retards. Macro trends impact Microns stock price

Hello fellow stock trader! Is that how it works?

Look at the bottom from February compared to this current drop. That long tail is similar to a dragonfly and a good indication of a turning point. That hasn't happened yet for this one. The fact that it has not formed a proper bottom pattern suggests it still has room to fall. Also the last correction bounced off the RSI twice, this one has bounced once with a poor bull signals upward. Downside risk outweighs upside potential.

You were right thanks for the advice.

You mean Autism Awareness Day?

Oppositional Defiant Syndrome I assume.

If your market crashes and stays down because of tweets, it was a bubble to begin with.

What do you mean 'my market', if you live in EU or Asia you will be affected way more than USA traders and investors so it's global market which get affected by his tweets. Wallsteet is overreacting to his tweets

As though that matters when the market values the company at a PE of 6

To win this bet you just need to be smarter than me. That is NOT a high bar to reach. :)

That didn't end how I expected it to end

I picked up some SPY calls today at -$6, and then doubled down at -$7.80 that expire Wednesday. Looking for a big green day tomorrow, but I will sell them if the optimism fades.

$1.30, but about $1 of this was used to roll out to this expiration. I don’t think I’ll be able to roll again.

So you are working with about $0.30 credit? Yeah, the deltas say you have about a 20% chance of expiring with profit. So a slightly higher chance of being able to take profit before expiry. But it isn't a good position, that's for sure. And you can't really roll out again right now. You could fly it off with the Apr20 $52.50 / $55.00 call spreads but that only gets you about $0.08 per spread, which is garbage.

What I believe to be factually incorrect information. I got some shit confused.

No worries my dude. Was just curious.

Well I mean, they are in the future after all

So why can we see them now

Fuck AMD. It's done for a very very long time. Either it gets competitive real quick or gets a wave of new investors. In either case, this will take time.

I hope you're wrong.

If anybody can successfully move their PCs from Intel to their own proprietary CPU it will be Apple. They've done it before with Power PC and it makes sense for them to have all their products run on the same CPU design.

umm...power pc is IBM.

Yup, Trump will talk Friday so buy puts Thursday 100%

Thursdays already fuck me enough thanks.

the glass back broke as well. so i have this feeling they are going to say that whatever impact that caused the glass to break (really happened only because i leaned against a counter with my phone in my front pocket) affected the home button.

Do you beat your phones up or what? I'm almost at year 3 with my S7 edge and it still works/looks fine. Seriously waiting for it to start acting up so I have an exuse to go waste money on something newer.

Aren't those tariffs the same as the ones from last week? Are they new?

They're not new but I think they will be outlining the specifics of the announced ones on Friday.

Unrelated: Shaun king is for sure white.

Shaun White is for sure king. FTFY

900/150 = 6 ya fuckface

How the fuck can I trust DD of someone who isn't able to calculate EV properly

GoPro is such a joke. Soon to fail.

I think fail is too strong. They'll get a buy out and/or their selling of the lenses themselves will turnout profitable. If phone companies can start advertising 'with GoPro lens' come on, they'll kill it.

This is the pain he and I share. That and everyone thinking we got little dicks and stuff.

We have the smallest dicks, don't we folks? Minuscule dongs, no one uses small dicks better than me, folks, believe me, that I can tell you!

And the question is, how much of America's ability to buy things today, is based on credit instead of actual income.

Just nearly all of it. If credit dries up the speeding comes to a screeching deafening hault. None money.

what. the. fuck.

Keep in mind baby boomers crossed the '62 years of age' threshold in that period. He said Mexicans AND old people. It's mostly just old people.

but there's gotta be a way

Yes, follow da queen.

One of my best buds is a portfolio margin product manager there. Can confirm that the guys in risk have no fucking clue what they are doing at ET.

Thanks for that. I guess you are complimenting your best bud by saying he has no *fucking clue*? Lol ;)

Why would you voluntarily lower your initial investment to taxes though?

Because future tax environments are not likely to be more favorable than now.

That’s not really important. Their own auditing firm was hired in February (it says so in 10-k), thus the company didn’t actually misspell anything.

That firm made bank. Show up in February, slap them with significant deficiencies, laugh their way out the door. $236k for what I'm sure amounted to less than a couple weeks work.

Just a reminder of what I said 33 days ago.

Lol I'm still all cash B. imma buy the dip when it stops dipping.

I have a feeling this sub isn't satire

Where does it say this sub is satire? You're just not living life like we are.

Yeah, he created it retroactively.

He’s got the best autism.

I can't afford :(

The Great Recession of 2018 has been hard on all of us.

Sometimes I watch tho

fag

Bro the state dept does foreign policy. They run embassies in other countries and have literally nothing to do with regulating companies.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

burnt toast

Horse

got some weeklies (lolz) as well as some that are like later this year.

Lol nice

Just like the fucking tariff was an appeal to Western Pennsylvania's special election. He started a trade war because he doesn't know that Pittsburgh hasn't been a steel town for nearly 50 years. It's a fucking medical/tech hub.

He wants to save trade jobs.....which we have very little trade workers for so we will need immigrants which he is against. 4D chess.

Even then it's still an absurd valuation, $66mm of that is from sales of 'physical commodities'.

Agreed. Half my portfolio is puts on this stock, and I'm still buying.

Proof: https://m.imgur.com/a/4cSi1

Charge your phone

Yeah, I’m the happiest fucker alive. Rich or poor.

serotonin syndrome is a serious issue. please reach out if you need help in dealing with your debilitating disease.

Lol. They pay around 10% federal.

You're talking as if Amazon doesn't play by the same set of tax rules that all other corporations do. Maybe if Trump's dick wasn't so far up your ass you'd have room in that skull for a brain? kys faggot

Hahahahahhaha!

LOL LMAO XDDD!

Just start tweeting positive sentiment while directing it at Trump and I'm sure it'll find its way into his Twitter schedule. Good news? Can't think of any with consumer spending down 3 months in a row but you never know. 3 new stores in NYC is pretty big.

Good idea. Will start a Twitter campaign and report back.

Suck on my, gonads

Present, them

208 in commissions and fees alone, at least someone got richer off you.

Wish I only paid 208 [so far this year ](https://i.imgur.com/a5YBV38.jpg)

Risky click of the day

I was actually a little disappointed

The starting price of $132 may have an impact as well.

That's just a reference price. The actual price may vary substantially

8.50 confirmed.

next up half life 3

I would love to see him have a conversation about how he thought stock options worked.

uncovered puts are good and easy to win

I mean I've seriously considered signing up for sperm donation for cash, so yes

You really think they'd accept *your* sperm? Child, please...

Future is now

The way of the future.

Why can't they take the wife first?

Nah pimp out the wife amd get steady dividends

F

U

Yay Dow -10,994!

So it is possible to be down 1000%

Hey me too, 1/10 my portfolio as of yesterday when i bought it.

I'm about 1/3 Goog since, idk, ~2005.

Not sure where you got that number from, they have $1.3 billion in long term debt alone according to their 10k

yeah, but they also have $1.1 billion in cash...

Diversify into MU. U golden-boi noi

Going to diversify into Advanced Money Destroyer. Not. Was looking at BXC as a next potential addition.

I should have clarified. I'm not trying to invest, but the stock needs to be industrials. Ideally some small cap.

but you asked for industrials to invest in? if this is for a school project or something r/investing is still where you should look

2nd this. Loving the mods these days.

Need more.

How do September 47.5 calls sound?

I'm suggesting on buying shares. This isn't a Yolo play.

That’s some good DD

I would provide more but I'm at work on mobile.

OP is a faggot. Can’t even post in the right subreddit. Faggot

He's the guy who'd be gunning for July AMD calls, and buy calls expiring tomorrow.

Of course he's a packers fan. Of course

all that fried cheese curds fucked up his brain.

What's worked for me in the past has been to hold on to it trying to hit the home run of my trading life, and then subsequently lose it all.

I know that one.

Alright, but this people/MM dichotomy doesn't hold when retail is chump change, most of this action is between algos duking it out between themselves, we're just running around like ants in this

Agree, we are the ants. Algo's are pushing it where it needs to be and obviously they are doing it right when they need to. Probably zillions of traders had shorts right there and they shoved it up real fast to knock out the shorts/puts.. ?

Pretty ballsy move.

Nothing a good yolo cant fix

So it is possible to be down 1000%

1000 points not 100 percent henlo?

I was being facetious. 'Gambling without hedging' is a humorous juxtaposition.

Yeah I struggled with how to word the response and should have just assumed you were horsing around.

I guess he’ll be sleeping there till their valuation hits $650b

I hear he has plans to build a hammock hanging down in the middle of his factory, to allow his giant dong to swing back and forth over the workers, functioning as a kind of 'cock clock.' Elon will slowly meld into the factory, the machines becomings his limbs, the security cameras becoming his eyes, all while his giant dong swings back and forth 'tick, tock, tick tock.' This is what he means by 'the machine that designs the machine'

Average Asian?

*flair checks out, guess I should have it too.

Can you send me a link where he tweeted that the first time? I got a youtube channel where I read the most ridiculous Trump tweets, but I must have missed that one

What's your YT channel?

P R I C E D I N

Who the fuck knows in this market

That's like 20% above their peak last year. When did you buy lol?

Options, probably

B

A

basically any time this sub gets obsessed with something it's a bad buy

mu looking pretty good

I hope he's in a padded room, away from ropes and Bridges

It’s gonna rot off...

YES! YES! More delicious salt! Please give more, faggot...

WSB isn’t even a left leaning sub and you’re getting buried in downvotes. You should consider the possibility that you’re an asshole

What about $mu though ?

It’s also a buy at $5

I hope you make money because seeing someone willing to throw out $10k on a meme just butters my croissant.

🔪🥐

Laying on my inflatable yacht in a margarita-filled kiddie pool.

Sounds like you're living the life

Nah. If I straddle it'll go sideways the rest of the day.

literally what happened to me this morning.

I disagree.

ree

Why did I do this to myself

Not sure, literally anything else would have been far better. Literally anything.

Options, probably

guessing April time frame of 2016 when I did 125% :)

RIP CLDR

no, now is the time to buy calls!

They are already best friends my manz.

No, I mean, like in the open and not just in the gym showers.

But, not every Democratic state(s)?

SURGICAL PRECISION TARIFFS.

I’m fine with that, unless that’s against the rules? Mods help

I don't think it's against the rules, but I wouldn't want my name associated with these autists.

A friendly reminder; this guy has options.

So do I

Unfortunately i am exiled from my homeland.

Makes sense

RH has always had two factor.

Didn't know that

Spotify wish they had 6 billion to start signing producers and artists.

They'd be smart if they did

Tf

I trade a lot I guess

By investing in cobalt right now.

Potash.

Uhhhh gunfire detection? I guess that will be useful... or maybe people can just dial 911 instead? Is there anything more to this company?

Police have fucking huge budgets and are encouraged to spend it all. Better bet your ass every department will be buying these whether they actually need them or not

Tfw you realize that Tesla is going to manufacture 5k cars per week, recognizing $2.4 billion in revenue per quarter in incremental revenue.

good luck with that

True, I could switch.

we know for a fact that RH sells their order feed directly to HFT so other brokers might as well. I haven't experienced that with Ally even though their platform is garbage

I reserved day 1 as well. Got my email to configure last week.

Mine says August but I am in the South East, we might be last on the list.

What calls do you have?

All may 18, 175, 180, 185 strike