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Oh sorry I thought that was like a joke thing we did here.
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haha
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[just want you to know](https://i.imgur.com/zOowU8x.gif)
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[and you should know...](https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7TKwOvjlnqQ9KQY8/giphy.gif)
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Pssft like I’m gonna give a flair to someone that can’t even spell railgun
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rulgain?
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You probably should have waited til a day or two for it to go up some more. Anyway, good job. Hope you win big tendies.
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Thanks. I have a tight stop loss just in case
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Didn't UA have a dip for the same reason after UAL beat up the Chinese doctor man?
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UA had a dip bc it's fucking UA
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Because I’m up 75% on the SPY calls I bought midday instead of holding SuBae’s nuts in my mouth another day
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what strike and expiration
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Seeking Alpha reports all sorts of nonsense.
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Didn't realize reporting off of what Bloomberg reported was nonsense,. My bad home slice.
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I sent him a message he hasn’t replied yet, was around $750k or so
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Is SWCH a good short at this price do you think?
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That link isn't what Ichigo first uses bankai vs byakuya....
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That is a good one
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I hear he has plans to build a hammock hanging down in the middle of his factory, to allow his giant dong to swing back and forth over the workers, functioning as a kind of 'cock clock.' Elon will slowly meld into the factory, the machines becomings his limbs, the security cameras becoming his eyes, all while his giant dong swings back and forth 'tick, tock, tick tock.' This is what he means by 'the machine that designs the machine'
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And that hammock will be plagued with design flaws.
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Ah yeah you’re right. TD had Nvidia down less than a percent for some reason.
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NVDA now down 2.93% vs AMD -2.51% :(
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I meant the whole restaurant
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Damn that would have been good
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C
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K
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I don't give af what happens to TSLA after this Friday.
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what's this Friday? just curious
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But his net is zero if this is within the same financial year, right? So he just sells all and pays no tax. 25k up then 25k down. Capital gain of zero?
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Yes
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What are your returns so far?
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Bout 10k.
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I do think it’s a bit unfair that we freely let others do business in our country while China pretty much sets up the opportunity to steal our IP if we want access to their market. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
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The economies of US and China are very different, and both countries cannot be equal trading partners until they become at least somewhat comparable (e.g., Japan, Korea, or EU). Until then, the cost of doing business in these countries will vary greatly. While China might 'steal' IP, Western nations are benefiting substantially from its cheap labour and lax environmental regulations. Obviously, that won't work in the long-term and China will become an equally developed country sooner or later.
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this will never get passed. one of it's main arguments is the loss of purchasing power due to inflation. the whole ponzi scheme known as the US federal government relies on modest inflation so that we can continuously issue new debt and pay it off with cheaper dollars in the future. James Rickards talks a lot about this in his books. If you're in to dooms day, dollar apocalypse theories then this is your guy.
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https://youtu.be/GbsNP48zJpI
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what about now
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New information
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Trump: Omae wa moe shindeiru
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Nani
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[here it is](https://www.google.com/search?q=you+vape+bro&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjPk_yD0p_aAhXFuFkKHfqEApcQ_AUIESgB&biw=414&bih=622#imgdii=s33akOFajUkE_M:&imgrc=ABc4gZMfdxrdkM:)
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Thanks
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Theta and Trump both about to team up to take your gains
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Lol god fuckin damn it
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I think history has shown us that if you going into any war thinking it's an easy win you're gonna have a bad time.
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I think history has shown us that no past Trump tweet will be in line with any current Trump tweet. It's like his thoughts and ideologies get reset at midnight every day.
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A
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N
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I think almost everyone in this forum is a buffetfag but ok
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Disagree. Buffett’s all about “time in the market” whereas WSB is about timing the market, badly. Catastrophically. Long $ROPE
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Who managed to bankrupt multiple casinos. We've seen his plans, it's going to suck when he tries to declare US Bankruptcy to the Supreme Court.
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How do you even bankrupt a casino how's that possible
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I think they're not big enough to not be effected by this..
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I don’t even smoke the shit, but the BC bud industry is worth billions BEFORE legalization
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Cause it’s a good sentiment... but it’s unreasonable to uphold the rest of the world to our laws
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If a law cannot be enforced it isn't a law though.
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holy fuck i thought it was photoshopped, this nigga tripping
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i swear i thought it was a meme
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thE ARt OF tHe DeAL
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* thE ARt OF cOcK sUckINg
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got
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em
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Wallstreet bets in a nut shell.
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TL;DR
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Well buying wells to sell bottled water is not something western governments have any jurisdiction over. They are maximizing their profits by abusing low education and corrupt local authorities.
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Would you prefer they minimize profits? Nothing the have done is against the law
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100% autistic
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100% green
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Ur like 2 year late with this meme trade!
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It's the same price as 2 years ago, so he basically the same time
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Straightening economy will take like 2 years though where literally everything is way more expensive to buy. Value of dollar goes down and companies lose lots of value. Everyone is fucked for a year basically.
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At which point we have to deal with tax hikes because the individual tax cuts will end and we will have a brand new cluster fuck to deal with.
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Oh look at mr backup plan over here. Those of us already sucking dick ain't gonna have no fallback.
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You can bend over, I guess there are a lot of people that would pay
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It’s a maybe
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Ahh attempting to understand DT syntax is one of my favorite games.
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Yes, piper perry is actually 22...
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This guy porns.
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I saw Dane Cook and BareNaked Ladies at the Gwinnett Center back in middle school. It’s a shit venue and it is super small. I bet they have trouble booking most big concerts. Usually big names play Atlanta at Phillips Arena since it’s huge and actually in Atlanta not the ‘burbs.
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Yeah, when I saw that capacity, I knew matchbox didnt belong there. LYV can easily prove it didnt make financial sense
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As he slowly rots any company or idea he's ever come up with.
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Slowly?
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This assumes I ever close it 😂😬😔😩
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Wow what a rollercoaster!
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If only there was some international body the US could go to to resolve this without tarrifs. Like, I don't know, some international organization that deals with world trade. Like a World Trade Organization. Then we wouldn't need a trade war. Oh well, I'll take my pie in the sky dreams elsewhere
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This is the correct answer.
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Except everyone 😝
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No shit
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It should be the official Presidential portrait. It perfectly sums up Trump’s tenure.
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Lets make it happen reddit!
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Micron: 51% of revenue from China
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For real?
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Every 30% drop starts as a 3% drop by definition
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this guy technicalities
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Shhhh bby we gon be great again soon
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End of his second term i can see him saying 'it can only be done in 3 terms'
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But it also went down before it went up!
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Big if true
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Which stage we going to
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This one.
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[Wait no more.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-_fR0E)
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Is he having a stroke here?
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Bleach blonde, I feel it accents the fake tan really well.
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Back in my day we got melanoma and we LIKED it
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'No trade war, no trade war, youre the trade war.'
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No trade wars in my [saaaafe spaaace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U).
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Man I don't care - keep it on r/politics. You're speculating at best and acting like it's fact. But worse, you're oh so serious, and you're evangelizing.
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Sucks you can't just ban people who disagree huh? Just label it concern trolling and boom. Go back to the_dipshits.
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Ya I should have but to be honest it’s not as bad as I thought! There’s still hope for us! ;)
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...to lose even more!
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Imagination is a wild thing when you are autistic.
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Seems pretty coherent
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yes
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Shouldn’t it be dropping today? I was going to buy puts
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this guy technicalities
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The best kind of correct
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he said the naughty word. ban him
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Buy amd is what I got out of that
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Because they’re incriminating, yeah. Not to mention pay to play and the Uranium one deal which are publicly known. Have you even read them?
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Uranium one has been shredded as a conspiracy theory, and your boy has been paying every political hack since the mid 80s, then used his money with CA to subvert democracy. Enjoy the ride homie, cause shit is going sideways quick.
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/r/Frugal_Jerk
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/r/pfjerk taught me well
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M
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D
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I don't see why. There is an arbitrage condition and I don't see how the tail would wag the dog. If a stock goes up 10% and makes up 10% of an ETF then the ETF should go up 1%. Demand for an ETF creates demand for what it holds, true, but the APs will arb away any price discrepancies.
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I agree with you. Buts not my point. My point is that if everyone is buying spy, the holdings themselves rise together generating price inefficiency, because not everything deserves the value incease. Its why i believe there is a balance between active and passive managment.
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This one.
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I’ll meet you there
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Youre a troll and or hillarytard
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And you're a trump cultist.
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That didn't include China though
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That was the point. The deal organized a bloc that collectively controlled 500bln in Chinese trade. China would have had to have been accomodating
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This is sad
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right? not even good at trolling. obvious troll is obvious.
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Delet dis
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Delete yourself
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Jamesvien is a genius
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Makes you wonder why he's going so far out of his way to prove the opposite, then.
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Before my 1550 made me look like an idiot, now I look smart.
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Now my 2000 puts me off the fucking charts
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Anyone who cannot disconnect their political beliefs from their trading activity probably shouldn't trade
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Way too true, profit is the motive here, not anyones shitty political views.
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What a legend. If we all had his dedication, we could all be in prison
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Damn. Legend is absolutely right. I can't believe what high spirits he is in despite getting fucked on that sentence.
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It's a reminder for you austists, I'm vegan
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$5 is enough for the whole week. Just buy oats
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AyyMD in a joint venture with RiteAid
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SNAP is their marketing team as well
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Ok but where can I find the info about how much they are buying?
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You can't. The plunge protection team supposedly report to the president directly and .. poof..they don't exist...
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I'm not American, so I'm not really a part of this 'we' thing but if you want to do business with Saudi and they have laws pertaining to business, then yeah you should probably either follow the laws or negotiate some kind of a deal. Seems pretty normal.
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So then why would the Chinese government want to do business with us if it’s citizens can get the government in trouble for using IP? Mine as well just stop trading with the US cause they gonna be fined up the ass. Or they’re just gonna proxy trade and use Russia for example to get goods in the country
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Shhh, you can't say that here, reddit is supposed to *hate* Trump!
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Shhh you don’t understand international economics and think that is an attack on trump. The idiotic remarks you commented to has nothing to with people hating trump. In fact it’s people hating how stupid trump supporters can be when it comes to how international markets work. But shhh keep crying about Reddit hating trump.
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Well maybe not his wife, but I bet he has a few pictures of Ivanka lying around somewhere
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Yeah, but they’re all sticky.
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Tesla Supports Drinking and Driving Confirmed
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Drinking and autopiloting.
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The tax plan is great until the deficits butt fuck us
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Deficits are fine if you get ROI. Increased productivity and economic efficiency is a good thing to spend on. Tariffs would tend to undo that benefit, however.
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how dem bags?
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shit tanked before I could even build up a large position: https://imgur.com/a/zPOt3
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I’ve written in one code for the scanner. But, at what line do I start this one?
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This is just code for the indicator. If you want to scan based on it I will need to look at the scanner option in TOS later tonight and see how to implement it within the scanner. Will check and reply.
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I am here for you man. Feel free to send me a thank you card.
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I send u 4 piece tendies from the dollar menu caz that’s all I can afford after trump raped my calls
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remember when Bush “ruined” our reputation too? Actually youre probably too young, nvm.
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Didn't he? The world was so excited when Obama replaced Bush that they gave him a Nobel Peace Prize
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The stock market wasn’t crashing when Shkreli was on the outside.
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Our lord and savior His Holiness Martin 'Long Dong' Shkreli was a red cloth, constantly spurring the raging bull market of yesteryear. With his incarceration the tendies have turned rancid and the days of bountiful gains have come to an abrupt end.
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Went bankrupt on multiple money making casinos!
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That I think is the golden example of trumps business sense. What moron thinks having 3 casinos having to compete with each other is going to be a profitable idea...
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Well 20% on top of that are just normal morons.
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Absolute morons are at least 50% of humanity.
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No shit
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Shhh, it makes him happy to point things like that out
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And that hammock will be plagued with design flaws.
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They will figure that out when they fully automate hammock production
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RUN to the moon
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Only thing giving me hope.
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Lucky for us, $ROPE is all - American.
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Does that mean $JUMP is all-Chinese?
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Fuck autists. Fuck them to hell
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Fuck you too buddy
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How do you even bankrupt a casino how's that possible
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He was a moron on decided to build in places like Atlantic City and Gary, Indiana. It’s easy to lose money when you build a casino in one in literal Panem.
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Leave your phone and take a walk I guess? Idk. It's tough not to obsess over positions during the day, especially when you work in an office environment like I do.
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ya I have been pacing the office a lot the last two days... think my co-workers are starting to get worried/curious.
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Oh shit my bad. What I meant to say was 'all in MU'
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wtf i love u
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Russia+China stockpiling gold — when we are forced to drop rates again it is over, but most will not understand until it happens
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Bro we fiat now, been floating for days
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Vato loco
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Chinga tu madre pinche joto
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the fed doesnt buy stocks ya dipshit, right now they are busy selling bonds
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Nah, they buy stocks ... and bonds. Their balance sheet is very much twisted up.
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Does that mean $JUMP is all-Chinese?
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Why do you think they've been building all those empty skyscrapers?
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Trade war it up
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How?
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