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Nasty woman. Sad!	# #LockHerUp
E	D
Hmmmmmmm	Give it time young padawan
Wait, how do you short yourself?	Life insurance
Even if you are trading european options, you still have the same rights. It is just the difference if you can execute/sell them anytime (american) or at the expiration date only (european)	You are right. I got the two confused. thank you
Idk that’s why I asked	eat eggs do pushups
Good point. Someone on Mars could’ve posted quicker. Literally.	Even spaceman?
i have 2.5 4/20 lmao	Shit man good luck.
You still holding?	No I got out before the end of the year. I just think it is a house of cards ready to fall
# #LockHerUp	EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER THE RULE OF LAW
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm	Ayyyyy lmao
you do know what sub we are on right. this is a bet, not a investing decision.	Options are a bet.
And the fact that their revenue has fallen in a massive bull market	Oi vey
yup, dont understand why people only play one side of the trade BULLshit	Probably because its a bull market, and you have better odds trading with the trend than against it.
Funny thing is that there was a consensus around the unfairness of Chinese trade parctices 18 months ago	We agreed that china was a currency manipulator, trump failed to act. Oh how quickly we forget. Trade deficits is a more complex topic.
Are you saying that now is a good time to invest in rope?	You're onto something I think.
Am	a
Does that make me the greatest fool since I keep losing money?	somebody has to
494% returns since 2004 btw	Yeah the guy was a titan in the industry. Sad to see how far he's fallen tbh. It's going to take more than a break out year to regain investor confidence though.
E	N
Barchart rates it 100% buy right now.	Robinhood didn’t tell me to buy it though.
Aren't I pretty much getting $0 back from the time anyway since it expires tomorrow?	No one buys an option the day it expires
That sounded more clever in your head than it did on the page.	Someone was burned... Want some Neosporin for that?
Just use your student loans to buy $MU calls.	HERE'S YOUR FUCKING INTEREST SALLIE MAE
Too lazy	one of us one of us
hey that’s not your hand	you know you like it you dirty slut
update: 'working' on DODD FRANK	oh boy can't wait to short me some megabanks
Just put it out of its misery?	the teddy roosevelt treatment
Calls for Jan '20 are a great idea IMO	find me someone with the patience for that shit first
Maybe. Unless there are actual Congress critters who only care about populism. If a bunch of bernie Sanders types end up in a tea party position i could reasonably see a massive personal tax on the wealthy.	I very much doubt that. Those Bernie types would just be bought or bullied out by ~~Emperor Palpitine~~the Koch brothers. Like half of those Bernie supporters ran to Trump. And Bernie is time tested, his supporters are not.
I'm not saying it's going to be easy just China has more to lose	Went to Laos, laziest and stupidest people I've ever seen.
All levels of autism are possible here.	we're an inclusive sub
more like squiggly line?	like a heartbeat?
Yeah this is fucking insanity... Its because the extremely low float combined with the short circuit breaker. I bought more puts!	same here
I didn't hear your autistic screeching when EU did it.	You mean the response they were forced to make when Trump unilaterally announced tariffs nobody else wanted?
The Spectacled Bear is sometimes known as the Andean Bear because they live in the Andes Mountains.	The trump bear dominates North America right now. My mu calls look ripped based on ah
Riding the train straight to earnings!	And sell before close on earnings day. Because AMD likes to drop on good quarters.
Options that expire in one to two weeks. Theta decay is extra brutal during those weeks and the option value will swing wildly	Isn't that what makes them fun to gamble on?
M	A
There already has been over the last 5 years or so. It's really quite sad but farmer's associations have had to include suicide lines in recent marketing material.	For real? Got a sauce on that?
Yep. China should FUCK Texas up with the trade war. Make Cruz lose to Beto to mess with the Senate.	That would be really dumb. Texas is economically diverse, solidly republican and voted Cruz over Trump to begin with. They're not going to turn on Cruz because of Trumps trade idiocy. There are rust belt states and smaller states with focused economies that they would have a better chance of doing damage to.
The classic dump and pump.	My favorite sex move.
just wait till big bobby m drops the shoe, vxx to the moon for president mike 'pray the gay away' pencil dick...	At least Pence would be more stable, it'd be like 2017 all over again.
I’m thinking the concrete jobs report will leave this 100 billion ‘proposal’ in its shadow. The tariffs won’t even be enacted until late summer..	You might be right. Not sure how I'll play it. Maybe flip my puts at open and Yolo some more calls.
and then again on March 23, 2018, and again again on April 2, 2018	And again tomorrow! Bless Papa Trump.
I dont disagree, but i also dont think theres any immediate plan thatll level it to a relevent level. Maybe im naive but i feel like anything that would level it would take 10 years of a perfectly executed economic reform to pull off.	I truly believe this is all just bullshit being used as a negotiation ploy. And I’d be willing to bet it turns out ok for us.
How about now?	That wasn't a tweet
Yeah. Obviously.	Hahahahahha
Options are a bet.	So is a 30k wildcard long position.
You're onto something I think.	Something something hang themaelves with.
You mean the response they were forced to make when Trump unilaterally announced tariffs nobody else wanted?	check the date of the reuters article you autistic faggot.
Hah. We’re watching America become divided? Have you been alive for longer than the last year? I forgot the glory days when we were all perfectly unified as a country under Obama and Bush.	Who was behind the birtherism stuff?
Did you know the fucking SEC charges me fucking $23.10 for every $1,000,000 of securities I sell? And to top it all off, fucking FINRA charges me $0.000119 per share I sell? Free trading, my ass.	Feel that
Probably the previous owner deleted the comments and posts before selling it.	Yup, I have one of the top 2000 accounts karmawise. I was offered $200 for it once.
The Dow is still up 6,000 points since Trump's election day win. That's UP a lot.	Dude, why do you guys ignore the fact that GLOBAL markets grew 15-20% more than ours indicating we are a side effect? Boy, hope no one orange and retarded starts fucking with trade and international companies or something...
Cause all it’s history is deleted with a bunch of karma on a 3 year old acc	Not defending him, but I delete my post history every few months for privacy sake
Soon there will be nothing but bots.	long reddit bots?!
Let's all chip in for a chastity belt, [preferably something like this](https://imgur.com/a/AFqqM).	That looks like bane's mask for dicks
or something Stormy	Or something that looks like his daughter
It is in consumer's best interests to have goods produced at the lowest available price so that people's money can go toward productive assets and not bullshit government bloat.	Short-term best interests*
Because God Emperor bought puts, dumbass.	Becoming president just to short the market to make money is God tier
This needs more upvotes. If you do this and we happen to have back to back green sessions, just wait one more day, and you’re good to go.	I've played ovenrnight spreads since Easter weekend and today was the first day I was net negative.
Dude you’re so dumb it hurts	what did you expect from someone named tom thomas?
Did you sell?	Yeah at 305
Sorry you impregnated your dog.	He’ll try anything twice
A rich guy?	The rich don’t go to pound-me-in-the-ass prison like the rest of us do
we really need musk to get us to mars asap. We can even start our own exchange - 'The Mars Stock Exchange' or some faggy shit like that	Then we can tariff Earth and burn the Martian economy for terraforming
Nerf herder question	NERF THIS
Except it has 2 heads...	And they're both his heads
what	Life
Right there with you. Which ones you got?	I've got 22.5, 20, 17.5, 15 strikes.
Are you implying I don't have like 30% of my account on MU stocks and options?	Read the title boy. I said everything and I mean EVERYTHING. F logic and reasoning. F due diligence. Only meme stocks from now on. 30% is not autistic enough.
There’s no difference idiot do a little math	Yeah there is a difference idiot, 1% of 15K points is not the same as 1% of 25K points. Hence why points alone is stupid to look at, % change is what matters for traders.
UBS' note was actually very positive with regards to the structural foundations of the semiconductor industry. He was worried about a very near term oversupply and pointed out that despite this not being an issue, MU has been historically dumped as soon as someone mentions 'oversupply.' And thus he initiated a sell for the short term. To be fair, the overreaction we saw yesterday proves his point	Sure, but that’s separate to my point on this piece in particular.
better than your surprise for your anus?	He earned that one through hard work and perseverance
It’s going to gap up or down. They don’t halt unless 5+% is about to happen. I bet shit drops to 0	Was about to buy puts before this happened...
Oh no baby, what is you doin?	Refreshing my screen to see how fast this drop goes
I'm seriously considering this. Are you mostly using collars or verticals (or something else entirely)? In this little window we're in, it seems like you just make moves at 3:45 every day that would predict reversals...	Collars because they're cheap enough
I held onto $11 calls from last week...was too optimistic	I got 11.50 calls. You don’t dare give up on me
Good luck getting those calls off your hands when trading resumes sir	I’m holding just 2 contracts of 30 calls and a shit ton of 7.5 and 10 puts. If this gets 0 I’d make 25k hoping this gets delisted
This wasn't a Marketwatch article, it was one of the comments	Ah, that makes much more sense. This seemed well thought out.
No, it decreases the chance of rate hikes ?	Yes
username checks out?	Got em'
E	S
Isn't that what makes them fun to gamble on?	its all fun and games till your options are worth .01 with 0 liquidity
We going green, Bois !!!	Wrong, Try again!
I'm pretty sure I can time it perfectly, though. This time will be different.	[Timed it perfectly.](https://i.imgur.com/RI7kHc5.jpg)
depends on the person.	good bot
The scariest thing is that they do both. The double-scariest thing is that they suck at both.	They suck at not knowing?
Cause dow makes no fucking sense as an index 30 companies weighted by stock price not market cap. And points don't fucking matter. You invest in dollars and return as a percentage. I wouldn't care if the down went up 10000k points if it was already at 1000000000000000000000000000k points.	Thats... actually a good point. What about the Russel 3000? Wouldnt that give an even better image of the market as a whole than the S&P 500?
Looks like you get your chance soon. MU is falling back down now that Goldman Sachs has seen this thread.	Lol so is everything else though
I come here for quality gifs like OP delivered, ideas how to ~~make millions~~ lose thousands, and fucking jokes. Thank you.	[You seem to be blissfully unaware of the vagina-butthole phenomenon that frequently occurs during birthing.](http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6647650/honest-obgyn)
bratan	This sub can be so fucking stupid when it gets invaded by a bunch of liberal fags.
You probably just jinxed it.	He jinxed it.
Yeah a trade war is gunna be great for america. THe best trade war.	Many people are saying it's one of the biggest trade wars ever
And we enjoy insulting the poor. Go back to /r/faggots	Why?
Jimmy carter would like a word with you	tell him to call me then faggot
Yes, but that's a different program.	The military should just lower the age of recruitment.
We’ve been in a crazy bull run, we’re due for a good ass fucking	You have to understand
Google it, or just drink until you wake up 10 days from now	this was my plan anyway

Nasty woman. Sad!

# #LockHerUp

E

D

Hmmmmmmm

Give it time young padawan

Wait, how do you short yourself?

Life insurance

Even if you are trading european options, you still have the same rights. It is just the difference if you can execute/sell them anytime (american) or at the expiration date only (european)

You are right. I got the two confused. thank you

Idk that’s why I asked

eat eggs do pushups

Good point. Someone on Mars could’ve posted quicker. Literally.

Even spaceman?

i have 2.5 4/20 lmao

Shit man good luck.

You still holding?

No I got out before the end of the year. I just think it is a house of cards ready to fall

# #LockHerUp

**EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER THE RULE OF LAW**

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ayyyyy lmao

you do know what sub we are on right. this is a bet, not a investing decision.

Options are a bet.

And the fact that their revenue has *fallen* in a massive bull market

Oi vey

yup, dont understand why people only play one side of the trade BULLshit

Probably because its a bull market, and you have better odds trading with the trend than against it.

Funny thing is that there was a consensus around the unfairness of Chinese trade parctices 18 months ago

We agreed that china was a currency manipulator, trump failed to act. Oh how quickly we forget. Trade deficits is a more complex topic.

Are you saying that now is a good time to invest in rope?

You're onto something I think.

Am

a

Does that make me the greatest fool since I keep losing money?

somebody has to

494% returns since 2004 btw

Yeah the guy was a titan in the industry. Sad to see how far he's fallen tbh. It's going to take more than a break out year to regain investor confidence though.

E

N

Barchart rates it 100% buy right now.

Robinhood didn’t tell me to buy it though.

Aren't I pretty much getting $0 back from the time anyway since it expires tomorrow?

No one buys an option the day it expires

That sounded more clever in your head than it did on the page.

Someone was burned... Want some Neosporin for that?

Just use your student loans to buy $MU calls.

HERE'S YOUR FUCKING INTEREST SALLIE MAE

Too lazy

one of us one of us

hey that’s not your hand

you know you like it you dirty slut

update: 'working' on DODD FRANK

oh boy can't wait to short me some megabanks

Just put it out of its misery?

the teddy roosevelt treatment

Calls for Jan '20 are a great idea IMO

find me someone with the patience for that shit first

Maybe. Unless there are actual Congress critters who only care about populism. If a bunch of bernie Sanders types end up in a tea party position i could reasonably see a massive personal tax on the wealthy.

I very much doubt that. Those Bernie types would just be bought or bullied out by ~~Emperor Palpitine~~the Koch brothers. Like half of those Bernie supporters ran to Trump. And Bernie is time tested, his supporters are not.

I'm not saying it's going to be easy just China has more to lose

Went to Laos, laziest and stupidest people I've ever seen.

All levels of autism are possible here.

we're an inclusive sub

more like squiggly line?

like a heartbeat?

Yeah this is fucking insanity... Its because the extremely low float combined with the short circuit breaker. I bought more puts!

same here

I didn't hear your autistic screeching when EU did it.

You mean the response they were forced to make when Trump unilaterally announced tariffs nobody else wanted?

The Spectacled Bear is sometimes known as the Andean Bear because they live in the Andes Mountains.

The trump bear dominates North America right now. My mu calls look ripped based on ah

Riding the train straight to earnings!

And sell before close on earnings day. Because AMD likes to drop on good quarters.

Options that expire in one to two weeks. Theta decay is extra brutal during those weeks and the option value will swing wildly

Isn't that what makes them fun to gamble on?

M

A

There already has been over the last 5 years or so. It's really quite sad but farmer's associations have had to include suicide lines in recent marketing material.

For real? Got a sauce on that?

Yep. China should FUCK Texas up with the trade war. Make Cruz lose to Beto to mess with the Senate.

That would be really dumb. Texas is economically diverse, solidly republican and voted Cruz over Trump to begin with. They're not going to turn on Cruz because of Trumps trade idiocy. There are rust belt states and smaller states with focused economies that they would have a better chance of doing damage to.

The classic dump and pump.

My favorite sex move.

just wait till big bobby m drops the shoe, vxx to the moon for president mike 'pray the gay away' pencil dick...

At least Pence would be more stable, it'd be like 2017 all over again.

I’m thinking the concrete jobs report will leave this 100 billion ‘proposal’ in its shadow. The tariffs won’t even be enacted until late summer..

You might be right. Not sure how I'll play it. Maybe flip my puts at open and Yolo some more calls.

and then again on March 23, 2018, and again again on April 2, 2018

And again tomorrow! Bless Papa Trump.

I dont disagree, but i also dont think theres any immediate plan thatll level it to a relevent level. Maybe im naive but i feel like anything that would level it would take 10 years of a perfectly executed economic reform to pull off.

I truly believe this is all just bullshit being used as a negotiation ploy. And I’d be willing to bet it turns out ok for us.

How about now?

That wasn't a tweet

Yeah. Obviously.

Hahahahahha

Options are a bet.

So is a 30k wildcard long position.

You're onto something I think.

Something something hang themaelves with.

You mean the response they were forced to make when Trump unilaterally announced tariffs nobody else wanted?

check the date of the reuters article you autistic faggot.

Hah. We’re watching America become divided? Have you been alive for longer than the last year? I forgot the glory days when we were all perfectly unified as a country under Obama and Bush.

Who was behind the birtherism stuff?

Did you know the fucking SEC charges me fucking $23.10 for every $1,000,000 of securities I sell? And to top it all off, fucking FINRA charges me $0.000119 per share I sell? Free trading, my ass.

Feel that

Probably the previous owner deleted the comments and posts before selling it.

Yup, I have one of the top 2000 accounts karmawise. I was offered $200 for it once.

The Dow is still up 6,000 points since Trump's election day win. That's UP a lot.

Dude, why do you guys ignore the fact that GLOBAL markets grew 15-20% more than ours indicating we are a side effect? Boy, hope no one orange and retarded starts fucking with trade and international companies or something...

Cause all it’s history is deleted with a bunch of karma on a 3 year old acc

Not defending him, but I delete my post history every few months for privacy sake

Soon there will be nothing but bots.

long reddit bots?!

Let's all chip in for a chastity belt, [preferably something like this](https://imgur.com/a/AFqqM).

That looks like bane's mask for dicks

or something Stormy

Or something that looks like his daughter

It is in consumer's best interests to have goods produced at the lowest available price so that people's money can go toward productive assets and not bullshit government bloat.

Short-term best interests*

Because God Emperor bought puts, dumbass.

Becoming president just to short the market to make money is God tier

This needs more upvotes. If you do this and we happen to have back to back green sessions, just wait one more day, and you’re good to go.

I've played ovenrnight spreads since Easter weekend and today was the first day I was net negative.

Dude you’re so dumb it hurts

what did you expect from someone named tom thomas?

Did you sell?

Yeah at 305

Sorry you impregnated your dog.

He’ll try anything twice

A rich guy?

The rich don’t go to pound-me-in-the-ass prison like the rest of us do

we really need musk to get us to mars asap. We can even start our own exchange - 'The Mars Stock Exchange' or some faggy shit like that

Then we can tariff Earth and burn the Martian economy for terraforming

Nerf herder question

NERF THIS

Except it has 2 heads...

And they're both his heads

what

Life

Right there with you. Which ones you got?

I've got 22.5, 20, 17.5, 15 strikes.

Are you implying I don't have like 30% of my account on MU stocks and options?

Read the title boy. I said everything and I mean EVERYTHING. F logic and reasoning. F due diligence. Only meme stocks from now on. 30% is not autistic enough.

There’s no difference idiot do a little math

Yeah there is a difference idiot, 1% of 15K points is not the same as 1% of 25K points. Hence why points alone is stupid to look at, % change is what matters for traders.

UBS' note was actually very positive with regards to the structural foundations of the semiconductor industry. He was worried about a very near term oversupply and pointed out that despite this not being an issue, MU has been historically dumped as soon as someone mentions 'oversupply.' And thus he initiated a sell for the short term. To be fair, the overreaction we saw yesterday proves his point

Sure, but that’s separate to my point on this piece in particular.

better than your surprise for your anus?

He earned that one through hard work and perseverance

It’s going to gap up or down. They don’t halt unless 5+% is about to happen. I bet shit drops to 0

Was about to buy puts before this happened...

Oh no baby, what is you doin?

Refreshing my screen to see how fast this drop goes

I'm seriously considering this. Are you mostly using collars or verticals (or something else entirely)? In this little window we're in, it seems like you just make moves at 3:45 every day that would predict reversals...

Collars because they're cheap enough

I held onto $11 calls from last week...was too optimistic

I got 11.50 calls. You don’t dare give up on me

Good luck getting those calls off your hands when trading resumes sir

I’m holding just 2 contracts of 30 calls and a shit ton of 7.5 and 10 puts. If this gets 0 I’d make 25k hoping this gets delisted

This wasn't a Marketwatch article, it was one of the comments

Ah, that makes much more sense. This seemed well thought out.

No, it decreases the chance of rate hikes ?

Yes

username checks out?

Got em'

E

S

Isn't that what makes them fun to gamble on?

its all fun and games till your options are worth .01 with 0 liquidity

We going green, Bois !!!

Wrong, Try again!

I'm pretty sure I can time it perfectly, though. This time will be different.

[Timed it perfectly.](https://i.imgur.com/RI7kHc5.jpg)

depends on the person.

good bot

The scariest thing is that they do both. The double-scariest thing is that they suck at both.

They suck at not knowing?

Cause dow makes no fucking sense as an index 30 companies weighted by stock price not market cap. And points don't fucking matter. You invest in dollars and return as a percentage. I wouldn't care if the down went up 10000k points if it was already at 1000000000000000000000000000k points.

Thats... actually a good point. What about the Russel 3000? Wouldnt that give an even better image of the market as a whole than the S&P 500?

Looks like you get your chance soon. MU is falling back down now that Goldman Sachs has seen this thread.

Lol so is everything else though

I come here for quality gifs like OP delivered, ideas how to ~~make millions~~ lose thousands, and fucking jokes. Thank you.

[You seem to be blissfully unaware of the vagina-butthole phenomenon that frequently occurs during birthing.](http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6647650/honest-obgyn)

bratan

This sub can be so fucking stupid when it gets invaded by a bunch of liberal fags.

You probably just jinxed it.

He jinxed it.

Yeah a trade war is gunna be great for america. THe best trade war.

Many people are saying it's one of the biggest trade wars ever

And we enjoy insulting the poor. Go back to /r/faggots

Why?

Jimmy carter would like a word with you

tell him to call me then faggot

Yes, but that's a different program.

The military should just lower the age of recruitment.

We’ve been in a crazy bull run, we’re due for a good ass fucking

You have to understand

Google it, or just drink until you wake up 10 days from now

this was my plan anyway