manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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what crash?	The three hour depression. Apparently there’s still people out there who still react with the media
what do you have against Clean Asbestos?	Make Asbestos Great Again!!!
Hey can you tell me how the past month been going?	Down 300 the past month, up 3500 the past year.
Can we just go to zero already so I can buy on the cheap?	Awwww
Go figure he has autism	That’s unfair to people with autism.
The idiots in this subreddit	Don't think you understand this subreddit.
May earnings, my friend.	Q_Q WAITING IS SO PAINFUL RIGHT NOW
Sure man, I bet you trade from your yacht too in your mom's basement.	I only Trade between your mom and few hookers, well the same thing, on my yacht.
Hmmm. Looks like I won.	Not hard to win an argument when the other guy has Trump's dick in his mouth.
I read on Bloomberg their shares went to shit on Monday because of the April fools joke. Fucking amateur news reporters.	Look for the article from MarketWatch to explain the early drop of Tesla today lol. That’s some comedy shit
2?	He said a little more as in 1.5
This is great! What criteria are using for equity screener? Is it all volume based?	Just different valuation metrics
I was never a good student.	Next time
Last I read he's not in a high security prison. They are allowed to go to the store in town a couple times a week. Which probably means no gangs.	White collar prison cells look like apartments
Potato potahto IMO. You're right it was more than just Bush, but the responsibility ultimately lies with him.	[Potatoe](http://mentalfloss.com/article/64689/never-forget-time-dan-quayle-misspelled-potato).
I find it more embarrassing there are actually idiots that fall for such obvious astroturf like this. I guess it makes sense because idiots almost voted for a dying and corrupt person as president for the sole reason that its a woman.	If she were 'dying' then why is she still alive? Also, your guy is an obese 71 year old whose diet consists exclusively of ice cream, fast food and diet coke, I wouldn't be throwing around the 'unhealthy' card.
lOL u got nothing. lOL	ughh huh
Nah OP sold. Very surprising for someone who peruses this sub	Moron here. Doesn't this mean OP is obligated to sell 200 shares (probably) below market on the 6th?
MSFT back to 90! shame I bought at 93.7 with a fuckton of leverage...	92.6 now! It'll be back up
LOL! I thought that was the Russians and Putin!! Boy you guys sure do a lot of name calling, must make you feel big knowing facts are not on your side	It's almost like you Trump voters don't know he's done.
MU 70 leaps	Heck yeah, already making me money even though I bought prematurely.
How much SPOT did you buy?	About 50K. I didn't go big even. I was joking about that. I'm not too worried.
I'm pretty sure that's what he thought it meant. There are 'clean'er forms of burning coal like carbon capture and storage (basically a tech for capturing some of the nasty stuff burning coal results in), but coal is still horrible for pretty much everyone and everything on Earth.	Coal is pretty good for the handful of people who still own coal mines and were too fucking stupid and arrogant to diversify at all.
Being American is Recycling	A prime example of our public universities in action.
TD is worse than r/politics.	Lol no it's not
I like my calls like I like my hookers: naked with immediate regret.	And strangled
I don't use Robinhood to trade. I only check stock prices with it.	They have some of the best charts available
[This is all I could think of ](https://i.imgur.com/1nEdcyh.jpg)	Do you want to watch me drink this guy?
We persevered through another recession. Well done everyone.	It’s finally over! pops champagne
I'd rather bleach it you piece of shit.	I'd rather throw it in a plasma gasification plant you braindead cunt.
They're so goddamn entertaining too	will check them out thx
NICEEEE	Nice
We have a meme for president	Troll*
Which is funny since 'all libcucks care about are social issues, were the fiscally responsible party!'	But aren't the more economically successful states democratic in general? Or am I mistaken?
What did you hope to accomplish with that parroting of your own comment? Like I said, I hated and still hate Hillary.	🐄
Pfff. Yeah but it's good for our economy when our companies can't buy the resources or products from abroad that they need to sell domestically right? ... right?	something something ~~bootstraps~~ too big to fail
Politicians do, he's just too dumb to hide it.	Yeah the politicians advocating for free college and better wages for teachers are the ones who love the poorly educated.
False, Trump did this a lot during his campaign when mocking people.	Yea. Specifically one physically handicapped person that spoke poorly of him
You have to soap the rope.	👌🏻👈🏿
This is just code for the indicator. If you want to scan based on it I will need to look at the scanner option in TOS later tonight and see how to implement it within the scanner. Will check and reply.	Thank you.
Imagine how dumb the average person is. Half of them are dumber than that.	Well that's a good way to picture it. I knew this sub calls itself the sub of autists and retards, but I feel like a lot of people here are really smart and know what they are doing. Just all these shit posts are dragging this sub's rep through the mud.
Wow what a great argument.	Wow what a witty retort.
You just grab her by the tendies man! You just fuckin' grab her!	And when you're autistic, they let you do whatever you want.
He claims to have liquidated the others, I say we need proof.	Or a ban
WSB at its finest. Hope u get out b4 2:30 my friend.	Ayy balls wins this round. Held until close.
But then the stocks just go up	That's why you buy puts and calls at the same time so the stock goes up and down.
I suppose the verdict is still out on whether or not Trump speaks with intent.	He's always been like this, or did you notice some sudden shift in the last few years?
I have all OTM stuff. 10’s 11’a 12’s 13’s all the way out to October	My man. Let's hit $13 tomorrow and wash away all of our past indiscretions.
I would say the run to 60 resulted in a correction. The Tariffs are going to fuck it even harder. Hell, the tariffs are going to fuck just about everything if this is how Trump thinks an economy works.	[w...wait...](https://i.imgur.com/emNI0ww.png)
And when you're autistic, they let you do whatever you want.	What a life! Wish it were mine .... oh wait.
Capitalizing words are for Chinese cucks	Only soybois capitalize.
👌	🥩
He did better than the last one, but I certainly wouldn't say he 'held his own.'	You need to understand...
Not a whole lot, fundamentals are shit and he just got a fuck ton of lawsuits as well as a SEC investigation going on.	I am no longer worried. Weird that it's not falling back to pre-announcement levels yet.
Long $DELIVERY	And lose the precious minutes to open the door?
> posts in worldnews.	>doesn’t know the difference between posting and commenting
Public elementary school	I wish I got that far
This isn't someone, this is the single largest nation in the current world. Kind of different when it's a nation vs a person.	The largest economy in the world had a liquidity crisis that would have been infinitely worse if the debt had been infinitely larger.
I agree with you. Buts not my point. My point is that if everyone is buying spy, the holdings themselves rise together generating price inefficiency, because not everything deserves the value incease. Its why i believe there is a balance between active and passive managment.	Yeah that's true of any index product, not just ETFs. But the relative prices will stay the same.
Is he having a stroke here?	yes, one every 4 seconds
The government will literally never cut spending or increase taxes because whoever is responsible for it won't get reelected. The only time it will happen is when the future repercussions are both close enough (within 4 years) and large enough (massive recession) that the government will take action to get their shit under control. And when they do that, they're going to have to both raise taxes and cut spending. So yeah, everything really is going to shit.	Maybe. Unless there are actual Congress critters who only care about populism. If a bunch of bernie Sanders types end up in a tea party position i could reasonably see a massive personal tax on the wealthy.
I think history has shown us that no past Trump tweet will be in line with any current Trump tweet. It's like his thoughts and ideologies get reset at midnight every day.	Can we apply TA to his opinions? Like maybe his tweet sentiment would follow Bollinger Bands or something?
Consider just grabbing some indica gummy bears and chilling with the blue planet 2 set this weekend my dude	🤔
proof or ban	why not both?
Triggered trumptards are hilarious.	I'm long. Are you?
Not likely. Too much political nonsensory bullcrappings.	Jobs this friday right?
Noob here, eli5?	Thursdays have been red, consecutively, for like 7 months+
But aren't the more economically successful states democratic in general? Or am I mistaken?	TX is Repub, but you got CA, and NY as blue and massively successful. All other states are shit-tier.
When?	As soon as you sell, of course!
About 50K. I didn't go big even. I was joking about that. I'm not too worried.	RIP
Yeah the politicians advocating for free college and better wages for teachers are the ones who love the poorly educated.	But they are not the loudest!
Damn. Legend is absolutely right. I can't believe what high spirits he is in despite getting fucked on that sentence.	Well when you’re a dick and you break the law that’s kinda what happens. His only problem was he wasn’t rich enough.
Kys and livestream it I’ll totally watch bro	Ok bby
I have but i don't watch ads. If you mean the static ones that you scroll past those seem pretty useless cuz who stops to look at one. Can you even remember 3 static ads you've seen in the past month?	Lol. You don't understand marketing . Quit being a smug fsggot
I didn't realize gifs were so large compared to mp4s	They are incredibly inefficient. It's why they take so long to load in your browser.
[don’t forget about the popular crammer bears in NA](https://imgur.com/6ifxfUl)	The Spectacled Bear is sometimes known as the Andean Bear because they live in the Andes Mountains.
That's not unfounded. SOP intelligence.	He is part of the Lew Rockwell, Ron Paul, and Mises Crowd.
Prove it, then I'll tell you.	[RIP](https://imgur.com/gallery/aF18A)
Am I the grocery stores biggest customer? I might want to use that leverage if I am smart. Is the leverage worth billions? I think it's worth getting down to brass tacks.	Don't try to reason with these people, it's overrun by people from defaults that don't understand that China has been fighting globalism with protectionist policies for decades.
Trump would be like '5 minutes?! But I'm mad now'	They'd be like sorry sir maybe you got weak ass wi-fi in the office.
Naw they r dirty Jews just like the rest of us. “Neutral” is the excuse they use to launder money from both sides	*Mountain Jews to be precise
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? If you think this is all going south short things. No? Oh, so you just hate Trump and can't think with* your wallet and instead think with your emotions.	With how it's been going I'm glad I sold when I did
Haha ok fag.	Bezos isnt a success? How many BKs has he had. How does Trump’s swamp ass taste?
I bought the 6/15 $10 and $5 they are pretty reasonable at $3ish and $1.20 ish	i have 2.5 4/20 lmao
Bought calls at the open before this fine piece of literature was published.	Aaaaand its down....wait now its up, down again, up!, Down, down down UPPPP
Basically flatline	more like squiggly line?
G	A
America can shop around and buy shitty goods elsewhere. China is over extended and needs us to not fall into another recession. China is going to stop buying our services and luxury goods?	Yeah, like from where?
Ding ding. Me too tho	So what do we do?? I want in on this spectrum
He doesn't understand.	You have to understand
yesterday 9:30 AM.	I got a few yesterday SPY $335 3/2019 calls for .23
how do I short human futures	BOTZ
Went up on MU puts and took a fisting with Twitter calls	Better than taking a plug and a ball gag from that monstrosity that is Facebook, amirite gang?
Yeah that's true of any index product, not just ETFs. But the relative prices will stay the same.	Yes, but beta/volatility would be affected by the volume of the etf.
Can confirm, bought at 9.60 watched that shit sink near 9.00 and HERE WE GO TODAY BABY	Riding the train straight to earnings!
Only way that is possible is if you have a bunch of swing trading idiots who have done no DD trying to catch a rebound and start pumping it but after that 10-k this will certainly make it under 5 soon enough.	holy sheeetttt. Holding these puts
Oh, without doubt, but not because I think people should be treated fairly when it comes to breaking the law. I’m just an asshat.	We are all asshats on this blessed sub
Martin is a martyr, the wsb lord and savior. Sacrificed himself for our gainz	We should establish a mail fan club
European beta males. Long MU	His dainty fingers didn’t completely depress the 1 key. It’s all a big misunderstanding over a typo. He meant $135.
Fuck Hilary's rusty cunt	Chill bruh. You might get 7 years for this comment.

what crash?

The three hour depression. Apparently there’s still people out there who still react with the media

what do you have against Clean Asbestos?

Make Asbestos Great Again!!!

Hey can you tell me how the past month been going?

Down 300 the past month, up 3500 the past year.

Can we just go to zero already so I can buy on the cheap?

Awwww

Go figure he has autism

That’s unfair to people with autism.

The idiots in this subreddit

Don't think you understand this subreddit.

May earnings, my friend.

Q_Q WAITING IS SO PAINFUL RIGHT NOW

Sure man, I bet you trade from your yacht too in your mom's basement.

I only Trade between your mom and few hookers, well the same thing, on my yacht.

Hmmm. Looks like I won.

Not hard to win an argument when the other guy has Trump's dick in his mouth.

I read on Bloomberg their shares went to shit on Monday because of the April fools joke. Fucking amateur news reporters.

Look for the article from MarketWatch to explain the early drop of Tesla today lol. That’s some comedy shit

2?

He said a little more as in 1.5

This is great! What criteria are using for equity screener? Is it all volume based?

Just different valuation metrics

I was never a good student.

Next time

Last I read he's not in a high security prison. They are allowed to go to the store in town a couple times a week. Which probably means no gangs.

White collar prison cells look like apartments

Potato potahto IMO. You're right it was more than just Bush, but the responsibility ultimately lies with him.

[Potatoe](http://mentalfloss.com/article/64689/never-forget-time-dan-quayle-misspelled-potato).

I find it more embarrassing there are actually idiots that fall for such obvious astroturf like this. I guess it makes sense because idiots almost voted for a dying and corrupt person as president for the sole reason that its a woman.

If she were 'dying' then why is she still alive? Also, your guy is an obese 71 year old whose diet consists exclusively of ice cream, fast food and diet coke, I wouldn't be throwing around the 'unhealthy' card.

lOL u got nothing. lOL

ughh huh

Nah OP sold. Very surprising for someone who peruses this sub

Moron here. Doesn't this mean OP is obligated to sell 200 shares (probably) below market on the 6th?

MSFT back to 90! shame I bought at 93.7 with a fuckton of leverage...

92.6 now! It'll be back up

LOL! I thought that was the Russians and Putin!! Boy you guys sure do a lot of name calling, must make you feel big knowing facts are not on your side

It's almost like you Trump voters don't know he's done.

MU 70 leaps

Heck yeah, already making me money even though I bought prematurely.

How much SPOT did you buy?

About 50K. I didn't go big even. I was joking about that. I'm not too worried.

I'm pretty sure that's what he thought it meant. There are 'clean'er forms of burning coal like carbon capture and storage (basically a tech for capturing some of the nasty stuff burning coal results in), but coal is still horrible for pretty much everyone and everything on Earth.

Coal is pretty good for the handful of people who still own coal mines and were too fucking stupid and arrogant to diversify at all.

Being American is Recycling

A prime example of our public universities in action.

TD is worse than r/politics.

Lol no it's not

I like my calls like I like my hookers: naked with immediate regret.

And strangled

I don't use Robinhood to trade. I only check stock prices with it.

They have some of the best charts available

[This is all I could think of ](https://i.imgur.com/1nEdcyh.jpg)

*Do you want to watch me drink this guy?*

We persevered through another recession. Well done everyone.

It’s finally over! *pops champagne*

I'd rather bleach it you piece of shit.

I'd rather throw it in a plasma gasification plant you braindead cunt.

They're so goddamn entertaining too

will check them out thx

NICEEEE

Nice

We have a meme for president

Troll*

Which is funny since 'all libcucks care about are social issues, were the fiscally responsible party!'

But aren't the more economically successful states democratic in general? Or am I mistaken?

What did you hope to accomplish with that parroting of your own comment? Like I said, I hated and still hate Hillary.

🐄

Pfff. Yeah but it's good for our economy when our companies can't buy the resources or products from abroad that they need to sell domestically right? ... right?

something something ~~bootstraps~~ too big to fail

Politicians do, he's just too dumb to hide it.

Yeah the politicians advocating for free college and better wages for teachers are the ones who love the poorly educated.

False, Trump did this a lot during his campaign when mocking people.

Yea. Specifically one physically handicapped person that spoke poorly of him

You have to soap the rope.

👌🏻👈🏿

This is just code for the indicator. If you want to scan based on it I will need to look at the scanner option in TOS later tonight and see how to implement it within the scanner. Will check and reply.

Thank you.

Imagine how dumb the average person is. Half of them are dumber than that.

Well that's a good way to picture it. I knew this sub calls itself the sub of autists and retards, but I feel like a lot of people here are really smart and know what they are doing. Just all these shit posts are dragging this sub's rep through the mud.

Wow what a great argument.

Wow what a witty retort.

You just grab her by the tendies man! You just fuckin' grab her!

And when you're autistic, they let you do whatever you want.

He claims to have liquidated the others, I say we need proof.

Or a ban

WSB at its finest. Hope u get out b4 2:30 my friend.

Ayy balls wins this round. Held until close.

But then the stocks just go up

That's why you buy puts and calls at the same time so the stock goes up and down.

I suppose the verdict is still out on whether or not Trump speaks with intent.

He's always been like this, or did you notice some sudden shift in the last few years?

I have all OTM stuff. 10’s 11’a 12’s 13’s all the way out to October

My man. Let's hit $13 tomorrow and wash away all of our past indiscretions.

I would say the run to 60 resulted in a correction. The Tariffs are going to fuck it even harder. Hell, the tariffs are going to fuck just about everything if this is how Trump thinks an economy works.

[w...wait...](https://i.imgur.com/emNI0ww.png)

And when you're autistic, they let you do whatever you want.

What a life! Wish it were mine .... oh wait.

Capitalizing words are for Chinese cucks

Only soybois capitalize.

👌

🥩

He did better than the last one, but I certainly wouldn't say he 'held his own.'

You need to understand...

Not a whole lot, fundamentals are shit and he just got a fuck ton of lawsuits as well as a SEC investigation going on.

I am no longer worried. Weird that it's not falling back to pre-announcement levels yet.

Long $DELIVERY

And lose the precious minutes to open the door?

> posts in worldnews.

>doesn’t know the difference between posting and commenting

Public elementary school

I wish I got that far

This isn't someone, this is the single largest nation in the current world. Kind of different when it's a nation vs a person.

The largest economy in the world had a liquidity crisis that would have been infinitely worse if the debt had been infinitely larger.

I agree with you. Buts not my point. My point is that if everyone is buying spy, the holdings themselves rise together generating price inefficiency, because not everything deserves the value incease. Its why i believe there is a balance between active and passive managment.

Yeah that's true of any index product, not just ETFs. But the relative prices will stay the same.

Is he having a stroke here?

yes, one every 4 seconds

The government will literally never cut spending or increase taxes because whoever is responsible for it won't get reelected. The only time it will happen is when the future repercussions are both close enough (within 4 years) and large enough (massive recession) that the government will take action to get their shit under control. And when they do that, they're going to have to both raise taxes and cut spending. So yeah, everything really is going to shit.

Maybe. Unless there are actual Congress critters who only care about populism. If a bunch of bernie Sanders types end up in a tea party position i could reasonably see a massive personal tax on the wealthy.

I think history has shown us that no past Trump tweet will be in line with any current Trump tweet. It's like his thoughts and ideologies get reset at midnight every day.

Can we apply TA to his opinions? Like maybe his tweet sentiment would follow Bollinger Bands or something?

Consider just grabbing some indica gummy bears and chilling with the blue planet 2 set this weekend my dude

🤔

proof or ban

why not both?

Triggered trumptards are hilarious.

I'm long. Are you?

Not likely. Too much political nonsensory bullcrappings.

Jobs this friday right?

Noob here, eli5?

Thursdays have been red, consecutively, for like 7 months+

But aren't the more economically successful states democratic in general? Or am I mistaken?

TX is Repub, but you got CA, and NY as blue and massively successful. All other states are shit-tier.

When?

As soon as you sell, of course!

About 50K. I didn't go big even. I was joking about that. I'm not too worried.

RIP

Yeah the politicians advocating for free college and better wages for teachers are the ones who love the poorly educated.

But they are not the loudest!

Damn. Legend is absolutely right. I can't believe what high spirits he is in despite getting fucked on that sentence.

Well when you’re a dick and you break the law that’s kinda what happens. His only problem was he wasn’t rich enough.

Kys and livestream it I’ll totally watch bro

Ok bby

I have but i don't watch ads. If you mean the static ones that you scroll past those seem pretty useless cuz who stops to look at one. Can you even remember 3 static ads you've seen in the past month?

Lol. You don't understand marketing . Quit being a smug fsggot

I didn't realize gifs were so large compared to mp4s

They are incredibly inefficient. It's why they take so long to load in your browser.

[don’t forget about the popular crammer bears in NA](https://imgur.com/6ifxfUl)

The Spectacled Bear is sometimes known as the Andean Bear because they live in the Andes Mountains.

That's not unfounded. SOP intelligence.

He is part of the Lew Rockwell, Ron Paul, and Mises Crowd.

Prove it, then I'll tell you.

[RIP](https://imgur.com/gallery/aF18A)

Am I the grocery stores biggest customer? I might want to use that leverage if I am smart. Is the leverage worth billions? I think it's worth getting down to brass tacks.

Don't try to reason with these people, it's overrun by people from defaults that don't understand that China has been fighting globalism with protectionist policies for decades.

Trump would be like '5 minutes?! But I'm mad *now*'

They'd be like sorry sir maybe you got weak ass wi-fi in the office.

Naw they r dirty Jews just like the rest of us. “Neutral” is the excuse they use to launder money from both sides

*Mountain Jews to be precise

Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? If you think this is all going south short things. No? Oh, so you just hate Trump and can't think with* your wallet and instead think with your emotions.

With how it's been going I'm glad I sold when I did

Haha ok fag.

Bezos isnt a success? How many BKs has he had. How does Trump’s swamp ass taste?

I bought the 6/15 $10 and $5 they are pretty reasonable at $3ish and $1.20 ish

i have 2.5 4/20 lmao

Bought calls at the open before this fine piece of literature was published.

Aaaaand its down....wait now its up, down again, up!, Down, down down UPPPP

Basically flatline

more like squiggly line?

G

A

America can shop around and buy shitty goods elsewhere. China is over extended and needs us to not fall into another recession. China is going to stop buying our services and luxury goods?

Yeah, like from where?

Ding ding. Me too tho

So what do we do?? I want in on this spectrum

He doesn't understand.

You have to understand

yesterday 9:30 AM.

I got a few yesterday SPY $335 3/2019 calls for .23

how do I short human futures

BOTZ

Went up on MU puts and took a fisting with Twitter calls

Better than taking a plug and a ball gag from that monstrosity that is Facebook, amirite gang?

Yeah that's true of any index product, not just ETFs. But the relative prices will stay the same.

Yes, but beta/volatility would be affected by the volume of the etf.

Can confirm, bought at 9.60 watched that shit sink near 9.00 and HERE WE GO TODAY BABY

Riding the train straight to earnings!

Only way that is possible is if you have a bunch of swing trading idiots who have done no DD trying to catch a rebound and start pumping it but after that 10-k this will certainly make it under 5 soon enough.

holy sheeetttt. Holding these puts

Oh, without doubt, but not because I think people should be treated fairly when it comes to breaking the law. I’m just an asshat.

We are all asshats on this blessed sub

Martin is a martyr, the wsb lord and savior. Sacrificed himself for our gainz

We should establish a mail fan club

European beta males. Long MU

His dainty fingers didn’t completely depress the 1 key. It’s all a big misunderstanding over a typo. He meant $135.

Fuck Hilary's rusty cunt

Chill bruh. You might get 7 years for this comment.