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These are mostly joke posts you do realize that. Nobody really has all their money in one terribly volatile penny stock. There are actually a decent amount of good stock tips in this sub, but that doesn’t change the fact that most of our portfolios are diversified.	It doesn't matter how diversified your stocks are. You're still a useless cunt.
You can't still those things with kids because when I travel I like to party late night. Pretty sure most bars and clubs on this Earth frown upon children being there at 4am.	Whenever we travel we always hire a nanny to take care of our daughter, but then again we're not party till 4am kind of people.
buy a put to go with it.	Smart man
Went ahead and did the opposite of what I thought I should do and bought some puts.	yup i wish i did
no, ely is like 350m	This isn't the GE
Can you imagine how OP our military would be if we started training marines from youth?	https://youtu.be/SBxHJI9syC8
I got 11.50 calls. You don’t dare give up on me	Looks like Su gave up on you, you autist fag
Yeah, straight into -20%.	lol, no. The GOP and corporations already got what they wanted from the orange dick puppet. Tax breaks. Now he is just a fucking liability at this point.
My expiration is 4/20. Am I shit out of luck if trading is still halted by then?	It depends how long the case is gonna be it could be up to 10 trading days
#what does an art museum know about investing?	Try Wikipedia
An autistic politician is causing turmoil in the market. Trumptards be like, what’s with all political talk on WSB?	The NFP release today may have something to do with it.
Many reggae companies do this!	I and I brother
What expiry on the AMD calls? I'm looking at the 6/15 $10	I was looking at that one too.
Very unlikely	Unlikely based on what? The fundamentals have not changed. One analyst opinion doesn't change the fact that this company is making money hand over fist. The 'cyclical' bullshit has been addressed many times. So why do you think it is unlikely that other analysts will come out to back up the dozens that are bullish instead of the one who is still fear mongering with 'cyclical' arguments.
Would this be a bad time to offer a reward for a pair of Hillary Clinton's used panties?	Implying they don't just disintegrate.
Powell says hes gonna comment on it	well that went well.
Aint shit gonna happen 2:30 except spy to the moon	Yeahh....
I would like to live in not-a-box though	Yes but letting it burn would have made for a better future instead of kicking the can down the road again
It is amazing... You can create portfolios and run them against economic events such as the 2008 market crash, minute by minute world news feed with ranked top stories, measuring tweets per minute by # and much more...	yeah, the data isn't good enough for quantitative/HFT work, but for normal people, it's great and provides a ton of tools/datasets
the class action will win longfin's assets, which are none.	They have a 3 desk office, that could be possessed
They can halt it up to 10 business days.	They can halt it longer than 10
Ahhh I see. Eh so long as you're in the green on the trade then it's a good trade.	Any landing you walk away from...
Reeeeeeee	I dOn'T uNdErStAnD.
I feel like with this market, holding onto anything for a week is going to shorten your life by an additional month due to the rollercoaster of stress.	This comment. You mean watching my portfolio swing 10-20% everyday isnt good for my health??
U should be fine most halts are under ten days	I am praying for delisting... I looked througu historical T12 and almost none of them resumed trading.
how did you do? I made around 50% on my puts	https://imgur.com/skzmo1p today's results
Do it, post the results. I am personally straddled but at his rate it just looks like I’m going to lose most of it because as one is almost profitable then the market swings the other way.	https://imgur.com/skzmo1p today's results if you care
I don't like money	Should've bought options bruh. Put that money where someone else's mouth is.
Yeah, because Trump has 6.5 years left.	The man has already lost the black vote, the immigrants, the alphabet soup crowd and a good chunk of women voters. If he loses 401k holders too he won't have 6.5 months left.
Still no?	Now is no mans land. Higher than 2673 is a buy, lower than 2532 is a short.
He knows da weh.	EBOLAH
I removed it just 4 u bb	thnx bb u da best 😩💦
Yes	Specifically 'I don't want to leave Tendies on the table'
Missing the best quote	Literally can’t believe it doesn’t have it.
Yeah no shit	Then I think I'm confused as to your point, since agreeing with both my comment and your own would mean that you think you need to grow the fuck up.
[You seem to be blissfully unaware of the vagina-butthole phenomenon that frequently occurs during birthing.](http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6647650/honest-obgyn)	Two holes become one..
I am child number three, can someone please unborn me.	We wish
Yeahh....	YIKES
Pity upvote.	Don't pity me. I've got WAAAAAAY more puts than calls on this.
The man has already lost the black vote, the immigrants, the alphabet soup crowd and a good chunk of women voters. If he loses 401k holders too he won't have 6.5 months left.	Dunno why you're getting downvoted, you're 100% correct
You have to understand	IT's a profitable company.
Wait so the riskier your bet is (say you execute a 2$ put vs a 10$), the less money you receive if shares go to 0?	That is correct. There's a reason that lower strike price puts have a lower price to purchase: they pay off less.
[When Jon Stewart absolutely roasts him!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NkytKDzCEeU)	Damn you! \sniffle\ I so miss Jon.
You just delete TurboTax same as robinhood	I hit send to efile and simultaneously unplug my Ethernet cable, works like a charm
https://media.giphy.com/…QG6bxC/giphy.gif	tyranny could you stop being so damn tyrannical.
Be a bro and post the pictures. I dont subscribe to wsj.	It's a glass cubicle with three desks and three chairs; no computers or telephones.
Yo can easily check for yourselves faggots with the info provided.	So show your math, Einstein!
I said it was DECENT	That's pretty insensitive.
I like when they say that the tariffs are being priced in now. That's why the Dow keeps losing 1%-2% whenever it catches a whiff of tariff talk from Trump or the Chinese.	Well it's not like it keeps going lower. Apple has bounced off high 164s for 2 weeks now.
So they take a loss on a trillion dollars and we dump their debt at the same time? Unlikely.	i am not talking about them dumping debt, i am talking about them dumping currency reserves. and they hold our debt, not the other way around. so wtf are you talking about?
nice try. I have a feeling your RH screenshot is just photoshopped!	Y would u use RH for this kind of Net Worth?...
What happens if you wrote options? I sold bear call spreads...	Congrats on the free money. They'll expire worthless
S	S
3x the gain train euphoria, 3x the dry ass pounding	But what’s wrong with it?
Financials have been overlooked a lot this entire year. I’ve got some more plays that could work out, but they aren’t cheap. I’m trying to make this thread beginner friendly. Look into BRK-B calls.	BRKB has been bouncing between $194 and $200 for awhile. I like the idea of the calls but I’m too poor to do shit about it.
Funny part is even he got it wrong. He meant ~$28k.	Yes, this is correct, ~28k. I started with 25k of my own money, I'm up 62% on the year. Before I got options a week ago, I was only up around 1k for the year.
Oh man does he owe robinhood that much or is he down that much?	No dude. This means Robinhood owes TQQQ this much. This guy's Robinhood username is TQQQ, so he is really pissed that the fed won't pay RH so it can pay TQQQ (him).
Trade wars just seem so unlikely to me. I was hoping the USB analysis was bs and other people realize it too. As I see it now, the market is undervalued. It seems an obvious play to do some puts at the rate at it's going. But I agree based on your post there are some opposing forces at play. We'll see.	I bought June 57.50 calls instead, the run up to earnings in late June should push it closer to 60 if theres no stupid trade war
The trump bear dominates North America right now. My mu calls look ripped based on ah	98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska.
I believe. Because I also have SPY calls. They expire in June, though.	I have bad news for us dawg
I mean I guess if youre bad at blackjack	Perhaps you better define what you mean by 'play the same way every hand,' because if you never vary your bets you will not win in the long run.
Dumb question - how can you short 16mm shares on a 4mm float?	Well I don't think the numbers really back pajeeb's theory but it would have to be illegal naked shorting
It comes free with Robinhood Gold. Send them an email- probably just forgot.	Can confirm. I got 2 user license with my RH gold.
I use tradingview.com and it's pretty good for me.	This seems OK. Still missing a lot of features but I guess we can't have everything
yeah but at least pornhub isn't blocked in the US	Shit now I wonder what their equivalent of Pornhub is.
She should make some adult videos	Stop it’s already hard enough to complete my Nofap challenge
D	I
If the index shits itself then even if the stock is holding up its gonna get dragged down	What?
I think fail is too strong. They'll get a buy out and/or their selling of the lenses themselves will turnout profitable. If phone companies can start advertising 'with GoPro lens' come on, they'll kill it.	agree theyll get bought out for a brand play. but tech wise ...nothing special.
Don't pity me. I've got WAAAAAAY more puts than calls on this.	Oh. Well then lend me a few bucks.
I genuinely want to know what latestagecapitalism things of Stalinist Russia, Maos China, and other shitty communist regimes that have proven that socialism doesn’t work.	That wasn’t true communism all those times
Nah fam you made that shit for attention and upvotes cause you love that dick dont lie to yourself	aint nothing wrong with loving dick, just say no homo and u good bruh
*chink mate	ho lee fuk
You know what? If nothing else I'm glad he chose to get with the fuckery pre-market.	The bar is so low Trump can dig 3 feet down and still be over it?
Thanks. I guess	are you going to cook it like that guy and his sock?
Maybe he thinks they are beneath him?? Also, what if he never fired them? Maybe they still work for him in the shadows, so the media shifts focus off of them?	What if unicorns were made of cotton candy and farted butterflies?
Ur saved	Dont speak to soon...
The only two friends I have who have made millions started wealthy. They literally attribute it to 'takes money to make money'.	it really is true, like 95% percent of the time.
Incalculably profitable	Cos everyone loves Reggae company
But he recommended $MU before earnings when it was $60 and is now telling people to dump it, despite him saying that they had a good quarter	Yeah, that’s the stuff that makes him retarded, not predictions in a month. I don’t think warren buffets retarded but Berkshires losing to the market if you just look at the past month
Our Lord and Savior provides us with godly DD yet again. Thanks Shkrel.	When did he mention it?
However it is not an SEC suspension, it is a NASDAQ Halt.	You guys are all forgetting about WINS... which was halted (and still is) for over a year now lolololol
He has no end game, that is why he eliminated TPP first, because he doesn't know anything other than conspiracy theories.	Weren't there a lot of really bad/troubling regulations in the TPP?
It's a NASDAQ Halt, not an SEC suspension at this point. Also supposedly 10 days though, but can last longer.	It’s an SEC halt... that’s why there was an asset freeze. When I asked RH, they said the SEC had halted trading and were waiting for more info.
You might want to check again. He said to buy 4/20.	Whoops
Then... You are.... A ... Complete... Dumbass	Right back at you
what was your total p/l before you stopped	Depends on what period of time you look at
So buy both call and put at open. Close whatever fucked you within 30 mins..ride the other until lunch then switch.	Yep, going to start doing this from now on whenever I try to scalp
So WFC calls r bad? They guy said it was a LOCK!	I'm balls deep
maybe	The 2nd, 4th, 5th, 9th, 27th, and 111th comment are lies.
It's fallen 10% in the last 1 month. You expect it will stay stable at this level?	Well option are definitely priced for big moves after the drop. It's still just a bank. It wont stay volatily for long
How do you think Pfizer got the secret formula for Viagra? Not right now, it’s gaining back lost territories. The stock is going up. Why not go long for the short term? It’s not at the high just yet. I’m sure it’s all come crashing down eventually. If I know when, I’ll be rich by now lol	Looks like I should have taken my own advice.
They constantly deride Dave Ramsey's investment advice. Ramsey gets kickbacks from high fee mutual funds and recommends them absolutely.	You have to be a real dumbass to follow any of his advice
I actually work with numbers for my job that let me lose 20k in the first place.	soo.. your some type of drug lord?
Hard job is picking the one growing the fastest then leaving it before it implodes for the next one. Or just buy $MU and sacrifice some goats.	Hard job is finding the next big one.
feels nice. I sold masterfully at today's low of $205. Was in my IRA so no taxes either	Too bad i only started a portfolio after shkreli went to jail. Wish i had his advice.. gotta start somewhere though
Its wallstreetbets Its okay to let the autism all hang out here.	theres not going to be much hanging out there after tonight
I know. Even taking that into account, it's pretty bad compared to what the market has done.	Actually no, you can't really tell how well he performed either way unless you know what dates the different amounts he invested were.
But if the consensus is to do the opposite of the consensus...	[bitch have you seen the fucking posters here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8a7vtp/too_many_memes_and_bullshit/dwww9jf/)
Yeah, currently it is, i figure that 8% must've been when they had just been issued	Yield to maturity stays constant, no?

These are mostly joke posts you do realize that. Nobody really has all their money in one terribly volatile penny stock. There are actually a decent amount of good stock tips in this sub, but that doesn’t change the fact that most of our portfolios are diversified.

It doesn't matter how diversified your stocks are. You're still a useless cunt.

You can't still those things with kids because when I travel I like to party late night. Pretty sure most bars and clubs on this Earth frown upon children being there at 4am.

Whenever we travel we always hire a nanny to take care of our daughter, but then again we're not party till 4am kind of people.

buy a put to go with it.

Smart man

Went ahead and did the opposite of what I thought I should do and bought some puts.

yup i wish i did

no, ely is like 350m

This isn't the GE

Can you imagine how OP our military would be if we started training marines from youth?

https://youtu.be/SBxHJI9syC8

I got 11.50 calls. You don’t dare give up on me

Looks like Su gave up on you, you autist fag

Yeah, straight into -20%.

lol, no. The GOP and corporations already got what they wanted from the orange dick puppet. Tax breaks. Now he is just a fucking liability at this point.

My expiration is 4/20. Am I shit out of luck if trading is still halted by then?

It depends how long the case is gonna be it could be up to 10 trading days

#what does an art museum know about investing?

Try Wikipedia

An autistic politician is causing turmoil in the market. Trumptards be like, what’s with all political talk on WSB?

The NFP release today may have something to do with it.

Many reggae companies do this!

I and I brother

What expiry on the AMD calls? I'm looking at the 6/15 $10

I was looking at that one too.

Very unlikely

Unlikely based on what? The fundamentals have not changed. One analyst opinion doesn't change the fact that this company is making money hand over fist. The 'cyclical' bullshit has been addressed many times. So why do you think it is unlikely that other analysts will come out to back up the dozens that are bullish instead of the one who is still fear mongering with 'cyclical' arguments.

Would this be a bad time to offer a reward for a pair of Hillary Clinton's used panties?

Implying they don't just disintegrate.

Powell says hes gonna comment on it

well that went well.

Aint shit gonna happen 2:30 except spy to the moon

Yeahh....

I would like to live in not-a-box though

Yes but letting it burn would have made for a better future instead of kicking the can down the road again

It is amazing... You can create portfolios and run them against economic events such as the 2008 market crash, minute by minute world news feed with ranked top stories, measuring tweets per minute by # and much more...

yeah, the data isn't good enough for quantitative/HFT work, but for normal people, it's great and provides a ton of tools/datasets

the class action will win longfin's assets, which are none.

They have a 3 desk office, that could be possessed

They can halt it up to 10 business days.

They can halt it longer than 10

Ahhh I see. Eh so long as you're in the green on the trade then it's a good trade.

Any landing you walk away from...

Reeeeeeee

I dOn'T uNdErStAnD.

I feel like with this market, holding onto anything for a week is going to shorten your life by an additional month due to the rollercoaster of stress.

This comment. You mean watching my portfolio swing 10-20% everyday isnt good for my health??

U should be fine most halts are under ten days

I am praying for delisting... I looked througu historical T12 and almost none of them resumed trading.

how did you do? I made around 50% on my puts

https://imgur.com/skzmo1p today's results

Do it, post the results. I am personally straddled but at his rate it just looks like I’m going to lose most of it because as one is almost profitable then the market swings the other way.

https://imgur.com/skzmo1p today's results if you care

I don't like money

Should've bought options bruh. Put that money where someone else's mouth is.

Yeah, because Trump has 6.5 years left.

The man has already lost the black vote, the immigrants, the alphabet soup crowd and a good chunk of women voters. If he loses 401k holders too he won't have 6.5 months left.

Still no?

Now is no mans land. Higher than 2673 is a buy, lower than 2532 is a short.

He knows da weh.

EBOLAH

I removed it just 4 u bb

thnx bb u da best 😩💦

Yes

Specifically 'I don't want to leave Tendies on the table'

Missing the best quote

Literally can’t believe it doesn’t have it.

Yeah no shit

Then I think I'm confused as to your point, since agreeing with both my comment and your own would mean that you think you need to grow the fuck up.

[You seem to be blissfully unaware of the vagina-butthole phenomenon that frequently occurs during birthing.](http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6647650/honest-obgyn)

Two holes become one..

I am child number three, can someone please unborn me.

We wish

Yeahh....

YIKES

Pity upvote.

Don't pity me. I've got WAAAAAAY more puts than calls on this.

The man has already lost the black vote, the immigrants, the alphabet soup crowd and a good chunk of women voters. If he loses 401k holders too he won't have 6.5 months left.

Dunno why you're getting downvoted, you're 100% correct

You have to understand

IT's a profitable company.

Wait so the riskier your bet is (say you execute a 2$ put vs a 10$), the less money you receive if shares go to 0?

That is correct. There's a reason that lower strike price puts have a lower price to purchase: they pay off less.

[When Jon Stewart absolutely roasts him!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NkytKDzCEeU)

Damn you! \*sniffle\* I so miss Jon.

You just delete TurboTax same as robinhood

I hit send to efile and simultaneously unplug my Ethernet cable, works like a charm

https://media.giphy.com/…QG6bxC/giphy.gif

tyranny could you stop being so damn tyrannical.

Be a bro and post the pictures. I dont subscribe to wsj.

It's a glass cubicle with three desks and three chairs; no computers or telephones.

Yo can easily check for yourselves faggots with the info provided.

So show your math, Einstein!

I said it was DECENT

That's pretty insensitive.

I like when they say that the tariffs are being priced in now. That's why the Dow keeps losing 1%-2% whenever it catches a whiff of tariff talk from Trump or the Chinese.

Well it's not like it keeps going lower. Apple has bounced off high 164s for 2 weeks now.

So they take a loss on a trillion dollars and we dump their debt at the same time? Unlikely.

i am not talking about them dumping debt, i am talking about them dumping currency reserves. and they hold our debt, not the other way around. so wtf are you talking about?

nice try. I have a feeling your RH screenshot is just photoshopped!

Y would u use RH for this kind of Net Worth?...

What happens if you wrote options? I sold bear call spreads...

Congrats on the free money. They'll expire worthless

S

3x the gain train euphoria, 3x the dry ass pounding

But what’s wrong with it?

Financials have been overlooked a lot this entire year. I’ve got some more plays that could work out, but they aren’t cheap. I’m trying to make this thread beginner friendly. Look into BRK-B calls.

BRKB has been bouncing between $194 and $200 for awhile. I like the idea of the calls but I’m too poor to do shit about it.

Funny part is even he got it wrong. He meant ~$28k.

Yes, this is correct, ~28k. I started with 25k of my own money, I'm up 62% on the year. Before I got options a week ago, I was only up around 1k for the year.

Oh man does he owe robinhood that much or is he down that much?

No dude. This means Robinhood owes TQQQ this much. This guy's Robinhood username is TQQQ, so he is really pissed that the fed won't pay RH so it can pay TQQQ (him).

Trade wars just seem so unlikely to me. I was hoping the USB analysis was bs and other people realize it too. As I see it now, the market is undervalued. It seems an obvious play to do some puts at the rate at it's going. But I agree based on your post there are some opposing forces at play. We'll see.

I bought June 57.50 calls instead, the run up to earnings in late June should push it closer to 60 if theres no stupid trade war

The trump bear dominates North America right now. My mu calls look ripped based on ah

98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska.

I believe. Because I also have SPY calls. They expire in June, though.

I have bad news for us dawg

I mean I guess if youre bad at blackjack

Perhaps you better define what you mean by 'play the same way every hand,' because if you never vary your bets you will not win in the long run.

Dumb question - how can you short 16mm shares on a 4mm float?

Well I don't think the numbers really back pajeeb's theory but it would have to be illegal naked shorting

It comes free with Robinhood Gold. Send them an email- probably just forgot.

Can confirm. I got 2 user license with my RH gold.

I use tradingview.com and it's pretty good for me.

This seems OK. Still missing a lot of features but I guess we can't have everything

yeah but at least pornhub isn't blocked in the US

Shit now I wonder what their equivalent of Pornhub is.

She should make some adult videos

Stop it’s already hard enough to complete my Nofap challenge

D

I

If the index shits itself then even if the stock is holding up its gonna get dragged down

What?

I think fail is too strong. They'll get a buy out and/or their selling of the lenses themselves will turnout profitable. If phone companies can start advertising 'with GoPro lens' come on, they'll kill it.

agree theyll get bought out for a brand play. but tech wise ...nothing special.

Don't pity me. I've got WAAAAAAY more puts than calls on this.

Oh. Well then lend me a few bucks.

I genuinely want to know what latestagecapitalism things of Stalinist Russia, Maos China, and other shitty communist regimes that have proven that socialism doesn’t work.

That wasn’t *true* communism all those times

Nah fam you made that shit for attention and upvotes cause you love that dick dont lie to yourself

aint nothing wrong with loving dick, just say no homo and u good bruh

*chink mate

ho lee fuk

You know what? If nothing else I'm glad he chose to get with the fuckery pre-market.

The bar is so low Trump can dig 3 feet down and still be over it?

Thanks. I guess

are you going to cook it like that guy and his sock?

Maybe he thinks they are beneath him?? Also, what if he never fired them? Maybe they still work for him in the shadows, so the media shifts focus off of them?

What if unicorns were made of cotton candy and farted butterflies?

Ur saved

Dont speak to soon...

The only two friends I have who have made millions started wealthy. They literally attribute it to 'takes money to make money'.

it really is true, like 95% percent of the time.

Incalculably profitable

Cos everyone loves Reggae company

But he recommended $MU before earnings when it was $60 and is now telling people to dump it, despite him saying that they had a good quarter

Yeah, that’s the stuff that makes him retarded, not predictions in a month. I don’t think warren buffets retarded but Berkshires losing to the market if you just look at the past month

Our Lord and Savior provides us with godly DD yet again. Thanks Shkrel.

When did he mention it?

However it is not an SEC suspension, it is a NASDAQ Halt.

You guys are all forgetting about WINS... which was halted (and still is) for over a year now lolololol

He has no end game, that is why he eliminated TPP first, because he doesn't know anything other than conspiracy theories.

Weren't there a lot of really bad/troubling regulations in the TPP?

It's a NASDAQ Halt, not an SEC suspension at this point. Also supposedly 10 days though, but can last longer.

It’s an SEC halt... that’s why there was an asset freeze. When I asked RH, they said the SEC had halted trading and were waiting for more info.

You might want to check again. He said to buy 4/20.

Whoops

Then... You are.... A ... Complete... Dumbass

Right back at you

what was your total p/l before you stopped

Depends on what period of time you look at

So buy both call and put at open. Close whatever fucked you within 30 mins..ride the other until lunch then switch.

Yep, going to start doing this from now on whenever I try to scalp

So WFC calls r bad? They guy said it was a LOCK!

I'm balls deep

maybe

The 2nd, 4th, 5th, 9th, 27th, and 111th comment are lies.

It's fallen 10% in the last 1 month. You expect it will stay stable at this level?

Well option are definitely priced for big moves after the drop. It's still just a bank. It wont stay volatily for long

How do you think Pfizer got the secret formula for Viagra? Not right now, it’s gaining back lost territories. The stock is going up. Why not go long for the short term? It’s not at the high just yet. I’m sure it’s all come crashing down eventually. If I know when, I’ll be rich by now lol

Looks like I should have taken my own advice.

They constantly deride Dave Ramsey's investment advice. Ramsey gets kickbacks from high fee mutual funds and recommends them absolutely.

You have to be a real dumbass to follow any of his advice

I actually work with numbers for my job that let me lose 20k in the first place.

soo.. your some type of drug lord?

Hard job is picking the one growing the fastest then leaving it before it implodes for the next one. Or just buy $MU and sacrifice some goats.

Hard job is finding the next big one.

feels nice. I sold masterfully at today's low of $205. Was in my IRA so no taxes either

Too bad i only started a portfolio after shkreli went to jail. Wish i had his advice.. gotta start somewhere though

Its wallstreetbets Its okay to let the autism all hang out here.

theres not going to be much hanging out there after tonight

I know. Even taking that into account, it's pretty bad compared to what the market has done.

Actually no, you can't really tell how well he performed either way unless you know what dates the different amounts he invested were.

But if the consensus is to do the opposite of the consensus...

[bitch have you seen the fucking posters here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8a7vtp/too_many_memes_and_bullshit/dwww9jf/)

Yeah, currently it is, i figure that 8% must've been when they had just been issued

Yield to maturity stays constant, no?