manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You don't.	But you can use a crony for trading, right?
Hinge, just downloaded it actually. Already use it more than Tinder or Bumble. Looks like I'll be selling my Match shares soon.	Hinge >>> the rest
he hasn't. He just preached that China needs to be more open to be able to lead in the world.	And also announced lowering of tarriffs and boosting imports. So yeah... there's that too.
It’s so stupid. I hope the market has an unprecedented rally tomorrow and all the faggots have puts. I want more lefty tears.	Protip: they never had money invested anyway. Links to portfolio screenshots should be included in people's flairs to at least see who has skin in the game. Everyone else should have a default flair of 'I have no money, disregard my advise'
Puts > 3x Bears > cash > filthy sloots > regular sloots > FDs.	I'm just gonna hold cash and throw it in the air. All 17 of my Washingtons.
Mr. Trump, no, President Trump, I cant handle this much winning. Reddit told me it was okay that I have a trade deficit with the grocery store.	So many people anti-Trump to the point that they convince themselves that massive trade deficit is good.
lol, except the trade deficit will skyrocket. Foreign investment in China is rightfully considered as Chinese products (vw car, iPhone etc.). China got more foreign investment (aka outsourced jobs). Trump saved his face. Trump supporters continue to get cucked. A best solution	Lol I like your fairy tale, you should write a novel.
I thought my calls were dead. Turns out I'm alive baby. Bull market all the way!	That's why I sold my puts 8 min to close, I been fucked one too many times. Back up we go I'll buy calls in the morn sell em by noon when we bomb north Korea or some shit.
Where is this indicator?	Can we make this a thing, just a big middle finger pointing to calls or puts?
The Xi announcement is just a distraction from the Cohen raid	Get this through your fucking small head - XI DOES NOT WORK FOR FUCKING TRUMP. He runs China, these are not fucking related.
be less poor	Tried it, more poor now. Send tendies.
A	Y
Wtf is it with ppl trading on RH with like 4% battery life left. Go get a Powerbank external battery lol.	Too much money
agree-with-me	Agreed
they really don't want to be bag holding US treasuries lol	Lol. Didn't think of this, but of course you're right.
Only if I can join ;)	On da nose candy or the circle jerky
I held my puts, wanted to sell at +50%, but am dumb, maybe.	How are those puts doing?
there’s minimal chance of profit. like 1% chance. the calls expire in a few days	He might come out with some minimal gains if we spike to 265-266 tomorrow or Wednesday but honestly he’s probably fucked unless Xi sucks Trump’s dick on national TV tomorrow.
Everything is going up except AMD because those cheap calls were too good to be true. Been trying to sell mine off for the last two days and have pretty much accepted that they're a whole train full of dumpster fires that has wrecked off a cliff, and somehow crushed the last bit of hope I had for them. The calls I YOLOed make it all better, so fuck AMD.	Oh I sold those cheap calls, lmk if you want more
Most companies just raise prices to balance out the credit card transaction fees. The people who get the dick are the guys paying cash since they are paying the credit card mark up without getting any of the benefits.	The people paying with cash or debit cards are definitely getting screwed properly, but passing on the cost doesn't do the business accepting the cards any favors either. The price you're selling stuff for is going to have an influence on the amount of stuff you sell.
May have more to do with Zuck making an idiot of himself in front of Congress. He's not the best public speaker...	https://youtu.be/2qGVVxaosDM
Charlie Sheen baby.	Donald Trump making the Chinese look like droopy eyed armless children
I just wanted to say big ting xinping	It’s Big ting Jinping you racist!
WTF happened today? I was up 4% midday and then went red.	FBI cucked ur gains with trump lawyer getting investigated
why do you need it in the bank? can't you use it to purchase incidentals? prepay some bills or something?	Really just because it's been sitting in a safety deposit box for a few years not collecting interest. I suppose I could pay cash and just let my paychecks build in the bank for a few months.
You mean the option to sell other people's liver.	How do I short this guys liver?
I made bacon if you catch my drift	She was oinkin from the boinkin
4/13 SPY 300C	Man I'm holding June 300s from Jan... I might have a chance to live again.
You can have extra sweet and sour	I want that Mulan McNugget sauce!!
I think someone should DM him posing as someone from Vanguard and instruct him they over paid him on his earnings.	hey, its me, yuor vangar manager!
Enough to buy 1 AMD share this month, 2 or 3 AMD shares next month, and a few thousand AMD shares by the end of the end.	pls no
I'm a bit worried about what a desperate and manic Trump would do if an impeachment hearing does get started.	What’s he gonna do ... start a trade war with China?
Looks like they will be worthless .	Nah, 4/20 expiry. Let em ride.
Maybe OP looks like a poor slob so they'd rather pay 2-3% than have his check bounce or have to deal with late rent	Maybe OP is paying their mortgage plus 20%, so they just don't give a fuck as long as he pays and leaves the place untrashed
I hate to break it to you, but that's a 3x leverage ETF not the SPX index.	Even better
You should look again	Still wrong
That’s pretty awesome man, congrats and hopefully the next 20K won’t cost so much to learn from	Tbh this is my yolo account. The 20k came from yoloing from 5k anyways. I’m not too but hurt anyways.
congrats u were rewarded for your caution ;)))	Thanks for making me feel better <3
Holy shit dude I’ve never seen anything like this	If you look through every comment here like I have, a few people have blown up their accounts just like this before lmao.
It almost matches the amount of points this post got	I’m so glad someone saw that! By the end of the day yesterday before bed my account and post matched exactly!
What are your next steps my brother?	I made 70% on my spy puts yesterday woo
beautiful combination 10/10 execution	Yeah it's a repost, you think this wsb guy made that?!
Do you restrict trading to any time of day, week, month?	Typically will trade in the first hour or two, but not right at the open especially now in choppy markets. One or two trades a day usually ending flat. In lower vol markets can extend holding period and trade earlier at the open or even pre market as whipsaw risk is less. No days/time of month off limit though
[my past month. Woooo](https://i.imgur.com/XwzggSo.jpg)	I remember laughing at you yesterday. Thanks for the morning pickup my man.
feels bad	When you're caught in the middle and none of your contracts are profitable. The worst! LOL.
Exactly, and with China having said this for years now, it's just a game for Xi. He knows that he has little to lose.	Cheap, cheap words.
Haha I’m bullish the bear refers to me being built like a bear.	Big and hairy? Or like a character from Richard Scarry?
I made 70% on my spy puts yesterday woo	Madman haha. I'm holding AMD and MSFT calls.
Why not both	*fiesta music
AMD holder here, I’m ready for my tendies from this fucking joke of an option. This. Bag. Is. Fucking. Heaaaaaavvvvvy.	Thanks for buying my calls
Where's Papa Ma at?	Directing
Ahhh I remember the days when losing $1000 used to phase me...	Yup! When I first started trading I used to freak out during the days I lose $1000 and cash out the gains when I made $500. Lol! Now I lose $3k in a day and it doesn't even phase me. But the money I am playing with now is a lot bigger though.
The Chinese LOVE Western stuff, it's a sign of status. Now it'll be more affordable. Besides Chinese cars are crap.	Chinese cars have been known to spontaneously burst into flames after a fender Bender. It's like a country full of Ford Pintos.
Read my other comment, he's 'made' these concession before, in that he has said those words, and then done absolutely nothing.	He ain't dealing with no Obama bitch this time tho
I'm going to be popping champagne the day bitcoin just deletes itself and takes all these autistic children's money with it	Yea because people are still playing modern warfare 2 on xxbox 360
funny thing in wsb market, red actually means price is up and green means down. Follow the locals, young man.	Don’t underestimate our ability to lose money either way
Thanks. How many contracts if you dont mind?	Only 10. Small play. Currently down a little. Hoping for good guidance during the earnings call next Friday.
Really just because it's been sitting in a safety deposit box for a few years not collecting interest. I suppose I could pay cash and just let my paychecks build in the bank for a few months.	that's what I would do
I just checked my Spotify account, its not an option at least for me	For students. $5/mo.
Wheymen.	Whammen.
We are hailing to a dictator now? This sub has really gone down hill	Down hill from what?
If this is the new direction it's a win-win-win for the world	A loss for China's IP thieves.
Stfu and enjoy the gif faggot	I already enjoyed it the other day
I can't find anything. Sold off crazy fast though.	where are you getting volume numbers?
No you faggot	Well it’s constantly fucking me so I get confused sometimes.
New number who dis?	Send nudes
It’s a meme around here because all of the people in /r/personalfinance circlejerk about how great the 1.4% savings account is, ignoring any sort of investments. I haven’t used the brokerage at all, but they’re a great bank in my experience.	Ah. Yes. Can't blame them. Most people think savings account is the way to go, the end all. Savings is a good step to having fluid assets but putting away money in investments is the best way to secure a nice financial future.
Bold strategy	not really, for a rally, this volume is butts
Feeling a lot less stupid about my 5/18 275s after reading that.	Sorry but those are still stupid lol
Are there any big differences between red pill and MGTOW?	Good question, I have no idea. I didn’t venture that far.
Wtf why don't I have this card	It's a legit card. No annual fee, no foreign transaction fee. 2% on gas, restaurants, drug stores. 3% on Amazon without prime, 5% with prime.
The DOW more than doubled while Obama was in office.	Going from 14k to 7k and then back to 14k would not be considered 'double' by any person with half a brain.
Go to Panda Express and ask for the triple leveraged “three entree plate”. Then leave it on the roof of your car as you drive away because you can’t do anything right.	Bahaahaha, this failed shitpost is worth that comment
About that...	I'm skeptical as fuck tbh, but no trade war is good for me
He already drilled her butt hole hard, how to get more winning than that?	A2M?
I already try to help at my community level. The problem is that I have limited resources available. Some people have far more resources, so they should help far more than me.	Yeah but they don't want to. Pretend they don't exist. They don't need a social safety net.
You have to understand...	No, YOU have to understand...
And they’ll be the 1st to be replaced by robots and 3D printing.	Idk about replaced outright but global supremacy ain’t around the corner for them lol
Y	B
Some smart guy will come in a do it... right?	Hopefully
How do I short this guys liver?	Fuck what the fuck is going on. Its like I'm watching The Big Short. I don't understand shit
wHaTs A cOmPuTeR?	nEvEr hEaRd oF gOoGlE i jUsT uSe sIrI
MSFT and AAPL. Got like 13k on MSFT calls and like 5k on AAPL. Last time they dipped I bought ITM for May 18. Wish I doubled down on Friday when everything was like 3% cheaper but fuck it.	MSFT I can get with, but AAPL fucked me hard the last time I played its earnings, so, that one's a no go from me (also, the company, at least publicly, is effectively doing nothing right now).
We shall see. I think we will be fine through EOD, and maybe even through end of week.	We shall see haha. I held my fb call even though it was up 33%
Good thing I'm not in this to make money.	Yeah I have a 'fun' account only for swing trading.
wat	GET YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER DIPSHIT
The only thing that's over are your puts	I certainly hope so.
To be fair this guys Mom has been sucking every guys dick for a long time now.	thot been suckin so much dick im still a virgin lmao wait
It's a Stormy next few weeks	Remind me again why anyone cares that a billionaire fucked a porn star over a decade ago.
Could be Chile	For some reason I highly doubt it
Just sold my Sinclair puts because fucking sideways	if it's going sideways sell calls
And a home	And $3,000
I dunno, I guess I'm kinda conservative and that's the advice I got	No problem there's nothing wrong with that! I just find a lot of times people have cash saved up or are shooting for a particular goal but aren't really sure why. So if you figure out the why, then you could figure out the best options on how. Usually people have 3-6 months expenses saved in cash for emergencies. Anything outside emergencies/immediate opportunities should be invested. Would you say that's the purpose?
Just missing the lighting bolt in the next frame	That flag mounted to his porch didn't look like it missed that lightning bolt.
Hey any chance you can separate your stocks in a single account into different areas/tabs/folders... like longs/days/swings?	No. The website is pretty garbage and that's a widely known fact. It has a penchant to crash
Cuz they manufacture cards.	Checkmate autists
Almost any site has volume numbers. Look at yahoo finance	i was hoping for comparisons (% avg volume by time of day or something similar)
There's a difference between 'Murica, the South, and the Appalachians.	Dont forget pineys in Jersey. Odd bunch of people.
You don't understand	Let me explain you
That's just a Chinese stereotype	No it's an Asian stereotype and a correct one. Down with affirmative action.

You don't.

But you can use a crony for trading, right?

Hinge, just downloaded it actually. Already use it more than Tinder or Bumble. Looks like I'll be selling my Match shares soon.

Hinge >>> the rest

he hasn't. He just preached that China needs to be more open to be able to lead in the world.

And also announced lowering of tarriffs and boosting imports. So yeah... there's that too.

It’s so stupid. I hope the market has an unprecedented rally tomorrow and all the faggots have puts. I want more lefty tears.

Protip: they never had money invested anyway. Links to portfolio screenshots should be included in people's flairs to at least see who has skin in the game. Everyone else should have a default flair of 'I have no money, disregard my advise'

Puts > 3x Bears > cash > filthy sloots > regular sloots > FDs.

I'm just gonna hold cash and throw it in the air. All 17 of my Washingtons.

Mr. Trump, no, President Trump, I cant handle this much winning. Reddit told me it was okay that I have a trade deficit with the grocery store.

So many people anti-Trump to the point that they convince themselves that massive trade deficit is good.

lol, except the trade deficit will skyrocket. Foreign investment in China is rightfully considered as Chinese products (vw car, iPhone etc.). China got more foreign investment (aka outsourced jobs). Trump saved his face. Trump supporters continue to get cucked. A best solution

Lol I like your fairy tale, you should write a novel.

I thought my calls were dead. Turns out I'm alive baby. Bull market all the way!

That's why I sold my puts 8 min to close, I been fucked one too many times. Back up we go I'll buy calls in the morn sell em by noon when we bomb north Korea or some shit.

Where is this indicator?

Can we make this a thing, just a big middle finger pointing to calls or puts?

The Xi announcement is just a distraction from the Cohen raid

Get this through your fucking small head - XI DOES NOT WORK FOR FUCKING TRUMP. He runs China, these are not fucking related.

be less poor

Tried it, more poor now. Send tendies.

A

Y

Wtf is it with ppl trading on RH with like 4% battery life left. Go get a Powerbank external battery lol.

Too much money

agree-with-me

Agreed

they really don't want to be bag holding US treasuries lol

Lol. Didn't think of this, but of course you're right.

Only if I can join ;)

On da nose candy or the circle jerky

I held my puts, wanted to sell at +50%, but am dumb, maybe.

How are those puts doing?

there’s minimal chance of profit. like 1% chance. the calls expire in a few days

He might come out with some minimal gains if we spike to 265-266 tomorrow or Wednesday but honestly he’s probably fucked unless Xi sucks Trump’s dick on national TV tomorrow.

Everything is going up except AMD because those cheap calls were too good to be true. Been trying to sell mine off for the last two days and have pretty much accepted that they're a whole train full of dumpster fires that has wrecked off a cliff, and somehow crushed the last bit of hope I had for them. The calls I YOLOed make it all better, so fuck AMD.

Oh I sold those cheap calls, lmk if you want more

Most companies just raise prices to balance out the credit card transaction fees. The people who get the dick are the guys paying cash since they are paying the credit card mark up without getting any of the benefits.

The people paying with cash or debit cards are definitely getting screwed properly, but passing on the cost doesn't do the business accepting the cards any favors either. The price you're selling stuff for is going to have an influence on the amount of stuff you sell.

May have more to do with Zuck making an idiot of himself in front of Congress. He's not the best public speaker...

https://youtu.be/2qGVVxaosDM

Charlie Sheen baby.

Donald Trump making the Chinese look like droopy eyed armless children

I just wanted to say big ting xinping

It’s Big ting Jinping you racist!

WTF happened today? I was up 4% midday and then went red.

FBI cucked ur gains with trump lawyer getting investigated

why do you need it in the bank? can't you use it to purchase incidentals? prepay some bills or something?

Really just because it's been sitting in a safety deposit box for a few years not collecting interest. I suppose I could pay cash and just let my paychecks build in the bank for a few months.

You mean the option to sell other people's liver.

How do I short this guys liver?

I made bacon if you catch my drift

She was oinkin from the boinkin

4/13 SPY 300C

Man I'm holding June 300s from Jan... I might have a chance to live again.

You can have extra sweet and sour

I want that Mulan McNugget sauce!!

I think someone should DM him posing as someone from Vanguard and instruct him they over paid him on his earnings.

hey, its me, yuor vangar manager!

Enough to buy 1 AMD share this month, 2 or 3 AMD shares next month, and a few thousand AMD shares by the end of the end.

pls no

I'm a bit worried about what a desperate and manic Trump would do if an impeachment hearing does get started.

What’s he gonna do ... start a trade war with China?

Looks like they will be worthless .

Nah, 4/20 expiry. Let em ride.

Maybe OP looks like a poor slob so they'd rather pay 2-3% than have his check bounce or have to deal with late rent

Maybe OP is paying their mortgage plus 20%, so they just don't give a fuck as long as he pays and leaves the place untrashed

I hate to break it to you, but that's a 3x leverage ETF not the SPX index.

Even better

You should look again

Still wrong

That’s pretty awesome man, congrats and hopefully the next 20K won’t cost so much to learn from

Tbh this is my yolo account. The 20k came from yoloing from 5k anyways. I’m not too but hurt anyways.

congrats u were rewarded for your caution ;)))

Thanks for making me feel better <3

Holy shit dude I’ve never seen anything like this

If you look through every comment here like I have, a few people have blown up their accounts just like this before lmao.

It almost matches the amount of points this post got

I’m so glad someone saw that! By the end of the day yesterday before bed my account and post matched exactly!

What are your next steps my brother?

I made 70% on my spy puts yesterday woo

beautiful combination 10/10 execution

Yeah it's a repost, you think this wsb guy made that?!

Do you restrict trading to any time of day, week, month?

Typically will trade in the first hour or two, but not right at the open especially now in choppy markets. One or two trades a day usually ending flat. In lower vol markets can extend holding period and trade earlier at the open or even pre market as whipsaw risk is less. No days/time of month off limit though

[my past month. Woooo](https://i.imgur.com/XwzggSo.jpg)

I remember laughing at you yesterday. Thanks for the morning pickup my man.

feels bad

When you're caught in the middle and none of your contracts are profitable. The worst! LOL.

Exactly, and with China having said this for years now, it's just a game for Xi. He knows that he has little to lose.

Cheap, cheap words.

Haha I’m bullish the bear refers to me being built like a bear.

Big and hairy? Or like a character from Richard Scarry?

I made 70% on my spy puts yesterday woo

Madman haha. I'm holding AMD and MSFT calls.

Why not both

*fiesta music

AMD holder here, I’m ready for my tendies from this fucking joke of an option. This. Bag. Is. Fucking. Heaaaaaavvvvvy.

Thanks for buying my calls

Where's Papa Ma at?

Directing

Ahhh I remember the days when losing $1000 used to phase me...

Yup! When I first started trading I used to freak out during the days I lose $1000 and cash out the gains when I made $500. Lol! Now I lose $3k in a day and it doesn't even phase me. But the money I am playing with now is a lot bigger though.

The Chinese LOVE Western stuff, it's a sign of status. Now it'll be more affordable. Besides Chinese cars are crap.

Chinese cars have been known to spontaneously burst into flames after a fender Bender. It's like a country full of Ford Pintos.

Read my other comment, he's 'made' these concession before, in that he has said those words, and then done absolutely nothing.

He ain't dealing with no Obama bitch this time tho

I'm going to be popping champagne the day bitcoin just deletes itself and takes all these autistic children's money with it

Yea because people are still playing modern warfare 2 on xxbox 360

funny thing in wsb market, red actually means price is up and green means down. Follow the locals, young man.

Don’t underestimate our ability to lose money either way

Thanks. How many contracts if you dont mind?

Only 10. Small play. Currently down a little. Hoping for good guidance during the earnings call next Friday.

Really just because it's been sitting in a safety deposit box for a few years not collecting interest. I suppose I could pay cash and just let my paychecks build in the bank for a few months.

that's what I would do

I just checked my Spotify account, its not an option at least for me

For students. $5/mo.

Wheymen.

Whammen.

We are hailing to a dictator now? This sub has really gone down hill

Down hill from what?

If this is the new direction it's a win-win-win for the world

A loss for China's IP thieves.

Stfu and enjoy the gif faggot

I already enjoyed it the other day

I can't find anything. Sold off crazy fast though.

where are you getting volume numbers?

No you faggot

Well it’s constantly fucking me so I get confused sometimes.

New number who dis?

Send nudes

It’s a meme around here because all of the people in /r/personalfinance circlejerk about how great the 1.4% savings account is, ignoring any sort of investments. I haven’t used the brokerage at all, but they’re a great bank in my experience.

Ah. Yes. Can't blame them. Most people think savings account is the way to go, the end all. Savings is a good step to having fluid assets but putting away money in investments is the best way to secure a nice financial future.

Bold strategy

not really, for a rally, this volume is butts

Feeling a lot less stupid about my 5/18 275s after reading that.

Sorry but those are still stupid lol

Are there any big differences between red pill and MGTOW?

Good question, I have no idea. I didn’t venture that far.

Wtf why don't I have this card

It's a legit card. No annual fee, no foreign transaction fee. 2% on gas, restaurants, drug stores. 3% on Amazon without prime, 5% with prime.

The DOW more than doubled while Obama was in office.

Going from 14k to 7k and then back to 14k would not be considered 'double' by any person with half a brain.

Go to Panda Express and ask for the triple leveraged “three entree plate”. Then leave it on the roof of your car as you drive away because you can’t do anything right.

Bahaahaha, this failed shitpost is worth that comment

About that...

I'm skeptical as fuck tbh, but no trade war is good for me

He already drilled her butt hole hard, how to get more winning than that?

A2M?

I already try to help at my community level. The problem is that I have limited resources available. Some people have far more resources, so they should help far more than me.

Yeah but they don't want to. Pretend they don't exist. They don't need a social safety net.

You have to understand...

No, YOU have to understand...

And they’ll be the 1st to be replaced by robots and 3D printing.

Idk about replaced outright but global supremacy ain’t around the corner for them lol

Y

B

Some smart guy will come in a do it... right?

Hopefully

How do I short this guys liver?

Fuck what the fuck is going on. Its like I'm watching The Big Short. I don't understand shit

wHaTs A cOmPuTeR?

nEvEr hEaRd oF gOoGlE i jUsT uSe sIrI

MSFT and AAPL. Got like 13k on MSFT calls and like 5k on AAPL. Last time they dipped I bought ITM for May 18. Wish I doubled down on Friday when everything was like 3% cheaper but fuck it.

MSFT I can get with, but AAPL fucked me hard the last time I played its earnings, so, that one's a no go from me (also, the company, at least publicly, is effectively doing nothing right now).

We shall see. I think we will be fine through EOD, and maybe even through end of week.

We shall see haha. I held my fb call even though it was up 33%

Good thing I'm not in this to make money.

Yeah I have a 'fun' account only for swing trading.

wat

GET YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER DIPSHIT

The only thing that's over are your puts

I certainly hope so.

To be fair this guys Mom has been sucking every guys dick for a long time now.

thot been suckin so much dick im still a virgin lmao wait

It's a Stormy next few weeks

Remind me again why anyone cares that a billionaire fucked a porn star over a decade ago.

Could be Chile

For some reason I highly doubt it

Just sold my Sinclair puts because fucking sideways

if it's going sideways sell calls

And a home

And $3,000

I dunno, I guess I'm kinda conservative and that's the advice I got

No problem there's nothing wrong with that! I just find a lot of times people have cash saved up or are shooting for a particular goal but aren't really sure why. So if you figure out the why, then you could figure out the best options on how. Usually people have 3-6 months expenses saved in cash for emergencies. Anything outside emergencies/immediate opportunities should be invested. Would you say that's the purpose?

Just missing the lighting bolt in the next frame

That flag mounted to his porch didn't look like it missed that lightning bolt.

Hey any chance you can separate your stocks in a single account into different areas/tabs/folders... like longs/days/swings?

No. The website is pretty garbage and that's a widely known fact. It has a penchant to crash

Cuz they manufacture cards.

Checkmate autists

Almost any site has volume numbers. Look at yahoo finance

i was hoping for comparisons (% avg volume by time of day or something similar)

There's a difference between 'Murica, the South, and the Appalachians.

Dont forget pineys in Jersey. Odd bunch of people.

You don't understand

Let me explain you

That's just a Chinese stereotype

No it's an Asian stereotype and a correct one. Down with affirmative action.