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Really? Have you taken a look at our other elected representatives? He fits right in.	I believe you’re confusing good ol’ self-interest with long-time fucktardiness and a touch of early dementia sprinkled on top
Pull that up Jamie!	Fritz Haber.
'wow buddy you called me gay? well get this... you misspelled TOO in your username haha owned'	Its meta you dipshit....whoosh right over you pea sized brain.
On Syria, Russia blocking would just make it another proxy war.	r u tard
Dwarves?	Kek
Show me your math. Risk adjusted return for 2008 of sso vs spy was -.87 vs -.85. So 2008 volatility had a .02 impact on returns.	Compare the 1 year chart of SPY and SPXL. If you had 1MM and bought $3MM of SPY vs $1MM of SPXL, your returns would be 42% vs 37%* typo
Real chads understand the value of not living in a nuclear wasteland.	Pussy ass chads. This an opportunity to advance humanity and build an army of x men.
This is easily my favorite national rivalry of all time.	I'll let you in on a little secret since I'm Danish. Any time Norway or Sweden tried to offend us, we'll just bring up the Kalmar Union.
If they fire missiles, they'll order more. RTN too!	In case this whole thing gets way out of control, know any good trebuchet related securities?
Bitch, you don’t own anything.	I do though.
The world was just as hostile and Obama was as big of a flub, maybe bigger as far as foreign policy is concerned. ISIS was raging across the middle east and Russia straight up took a chunk of Ukraine while China was building sea forts close to our allies. Shouldn't need to be said but the world you live in is shaped by what the TV media decides to blare nonstop.	Don’t watch TV media. Slow down and read what real journalists have written. It’s so much more informative. The New York Times (not the op-eds that go viral on Facebook), The Economist, The Atlantic, Politico. Those are where actual news is made. TV news is literally less news because you can read faster than the correspondent can summarize it.
lmao what if he just gets bored	he takes a nap? He can always fire his staff and replace them with sexy russian assassins to keep it interesting.
I guarantee that tie is worth more than your portfolio.	so a $2 walmart tie it is
you have to understand goldman is gonna use poloniex to make pow go bye	You have to understand, I'm not manipulating the market.
I see ads in my stream disappear as I scroll with ad block actually.	Yes same
dat 4/20 AMD is fuckin my shit too	Ye I'm sitting on $10 4/20 calls, hoping for the best. Little buddy is like right there just edging but refusing to give me the load.
hoohoo	HO HO HO
Did you listen you idiot? You would have bought for between .5 and .6 and sold for 1.6 to 1.8, you'd have 3k instead of 1k.	lmao nope. Made 50% gains, aint mad. Im holding spy calls for tmr
Gold goes down along with the market. It's more correlated to the dollar value than hedging lately. Miners have the added pressure of being a business, so they sink or rise more with the market than gold does.	Hmm.. Is it better to hold cash rather than gold if the market is crashing?
yes, length of penis?	they don't call him spelunker because it's easy to find...
Place head in oven	Shut fingers in car door
So its sort of like an ER rundown instead of an ER run up? Investors maybe planning to hold through ER or buy in after since the short % is so high already? I don't expect many if any bad ERs with tax cuts... If thats the case, is that why shorts aren't covering because they kind of have a chance up to earnings now? I think we saw some covers in MU today, but I'm still pretty new at this.	Yes rundown but pretty muted because we have been selling off for 10 weeks already. I have no idea where the short interest is on stocks right now because even they have been getting screwed on the huge gap up days. We have options expiration next week for April and both SPY and QQQ are about 3% below where they should be as of today so hopefully we at least get that much of a run shortly.
so a $2 walmart tie it is	Touche
Compare the 1 year chart of SPY and SPXL. If you had 1MM and bought $3MM of SPY vs $1MM of SPXL, your returns would be 42% vs 37%* typo	So your argument is that it under performs by 5% despite requiring 66% less capital as justification for not holding leveraged etfs?
Can I be ur friend, faggot?	Of course. I am taking applications. Just PM me a picture of your favorite faggy delight positions.
No no no I'm sure we can all move SPY or VTI if we just believe in ourselves.	Why don't we just use a penny stock? I bet no ones ever done that before.
It's more like health insurance you can buy once you start caughing. maybe it's just a cold and you dont actually need to go to a dr, maybe it's pneumonia and insurance is necessary. He thinks his employment is at risk due to potential market downturn, market downturns dont last more than a year-ish.	And while feeling smug you get hit by a bus and have to pay for an extended hospital stay and multiple surgeries out of pocket.
Unless this becomes new Iraq, you've got a week before raising rates and stronger doll4r kill your gainz. That's a' coming. We're already in two other wars, what's a third gonna fundamentally do to the economy?	rising rates will not make the dollar stronger this time mate...sorry to tell you that.
just heard about this yesterday. Estrogen like chemicals break down into the water supply from plastic pollution is triggering puberty earlier in girls further increasing the time difference in puberty between girls and boys. That's pretty messed up.	Nah girls need all the extra help they can get. #metoo
TBF she has had worse losses than most of us combined so she's truly shattering that glass floor.	Could she be WSB's first female mod?
thank you michael bay for teaching me that the hoover dam isn't flat	You'd think elementary school would take care of that but apparently not.
I feel like if we have any reason to go past 2660 anytime soon its earnings. But then again not much has been logical lately.	That's what I'm banking on, ER. Was hoping we'd actually see some bullish momentum and strong volume leading up to the start of real Q2 ER like the financial heavyweights on Friday and there's definitely still time but something tells me it won't come to fruition for a while.
Weed will bounce back. BUt fuck me are these prices looking shooo delicious right now and here I am locked in with bags. Espically when you consider ACB/WEED about to be listed on NASDAQ fully.	Yeah that'll be a huge catalyst for some solid pump play to buy now and unload in the days after that happens. Something tells me it will play out like CRON though, plateau it up to the next level and then sell off before bouncing into the consolidation phase. APH feels so weak right now, fundamentally a very strong company but their lack of brand awareness and of course inability to list on the NASDAQ is going to hurt the price.
Did you sell at 265.5 like I said or are you fucked now?	I’m fucked now. I actually doubled down at 264.60 hoping for another high for the day and now I’m homeless. Hoping for a green open tomorrow but that seems unlikely.
Enough to put my ballz on ya momma jawz	word up
Russian trolls used to be better. You guys are too obvious now.	We’re not sure if he’s a troll, or paid Trump shill. Either way he mostly lurks in conservative subreddits to defend Trump from criticism, quite vehemently. If not, he’s usually claiming to be a nuclear engineer or small business owner or foreign investor or injection molding salesperson or political polling expert, probably more added to the list at this point.
I hear most men go blind at 1.50%	I can't even see what you're writing anymore
Yes... those Patriot Missiles, do cost a pretty penny...	[We're gonna free the shit out of Syria.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk&ab_channel=BadfishKoo)
Especially RAD CALLS	#EvenRADPutsMatter
Statistically, you're not going to beat an index fund by 'doing it yourself'.	Statistically, you're not gonna make any friends if you keep being a fucking nerd
Have you looked into bonds?	You are the enemy
'Price is either going up or down'	Stop showing off with all your college learning.
Yeah and I left out all the drugs, women and gambling	Well, to be fair, you were mostly talking about your mistakes in the previous post.
Idiot here, why?	It's self contradicting. He holds both a 3x etf and a 1x etf of the same index. Also he holds leveraged etfs for a period of months in the first place.
What to? I'm thinking about switching too	Don’t know yet
Did anyone else read that in their head to a [Versace Style rap flow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la8bsi4P-c)?	Is that that song that goes 'Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace'? Because that's some masterful poetry right there.
$.2 has been deposited to your account	So I'm .20 in the black for the year. Sweet.
Probably the same Cambridge Analytica that came up with 'Drain the Swamp', 'Crooked Hillary'	Pokeman, I choose you.
Don’t watch TV media. Slow down and read what real journalists have written. It’s so much more informative. The New York Times (not the op-eds that go viral on Facebook), The Economist, The Atlantic, Politico. Those are where actual news is made. TV news is literally less news because you can read faster than the correspondent can summarize it.	The quality of all outlets have gone down the drain, New York Times is a joke that people still pretend has any semblance of the quality it might once have had.
There are a lot better plays than some stock that just went IPO, but hey you do you my man.	What are some good plays. Asking for a friend.
What's the best site to watch futures?	CNBC in my opinion. I use the app
Jokes on you, I can’t afford one	What if we told you..... you could rent it.... and then we would pick it up from your body when youre done?
It's simple math, stupid. That's why the smart investor steers clear of Google, Amazon, and Apple and only trades penny stocks. A penny stock only needs to increase by one penny in order to double your investment. Then on the flip side it can't go lower than one penny since a penny is the smallest money that exists. It's basically risk free.	Dump life savings in biotech confirmed!
no, the company that builds the ETFs charges a fee, it's generally .44% annually	Seems not too unreasonable for the convenience of tracking a market. I don’t have time to actively trade and follow the individual stocks.
Amd calls and puts both get fucked worthless they know the range just to fuck with retail traders	Can confirm. My AMD calls are fucked. Hoping My MU calls are salvageable.
Sorry for your loss. Had puts and closed.	Nice! Last week was nice... this week... hopefully his statement and news of the Model Y will save my 4/27 calls. Lol.
Slipped on a banana peel	Walked on a lego.
You lucky sonofabitch. Too bad you'll never be able to read this.	My GS Bank savings account just announced 1.6%... been blind for a while, but pretty sure I'm going deaf now, too. Been dumb for a while, though, so trifecta complete?
I was banned for pointing out communist countries used money.	ROFL
I'll trade you my GOOG for your AMZN	Nah man I already have a GOOG, give me a MU instead I don't have that one
They dropped the bombs on Syria last night and (very) early this morning.	WTF, no they didn't, not the US anyway.
Your broke still, just in the future.	how do I short /u/smallatom???
Entertainment 🍿🥤	'Dance for me, autists!'
J	D
That's fine Macabilly, [peace out!](https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Party-Store-Disposable-Helium/dp/B00SV9LQLY)	I love this suicide bot, it both causes, and attempts to prevent, self harm
[But of course.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/695/895.png)	DELETE THIS
Uh I’m not sure you understand how to use this meme correctly	what a mess I can't even make out how he thinks it works
Oh, no we don't have that for DWIs. It does exist for first time minor pot charges and that's about it.	And you would know about the minor pot charges how?
So he's not guessing wrong? Or he is?	Right!
Underrated comment.	How?
London fag here, easy boi	We’ll accept y’all as the 51st state if you proclaim fealty
You'd think elementary school would take care of that but apparently not.	Went to public school on the east coast of America for 13 years. Nope. Had to learn about that shit from Modern Marvels.
We’re not sure if he’s a troll, or paid Trump shill. Either way he mostly lurks in conservative subreddits to defend Trump from criticism, quite vehemently. If not, he’s usually claiming to be a nuclear engineer or small business owner or foreign investor or injection molding salesperson or political polling expert, probably more added to the list at this point.	Sergei needs to eat glorious kalashnikov.
I can't even see what you're writing anymore	He's blind. Let's rob him and leave him in a ditch.
I got in way too high on $60 calls for 5/20 so I'm riding this out.	$MU will hit $400/share by tomorrow night you're fine.
Nevermind, can't read a map. At first glance I thought it was near the South China Sea	The blue is land, buster
my micron calls were up 40% so I closed. AMD calls still losing	My Micron was up that much as well, tried to close and it started sliding away from me. Just gonna wait and be greedy, see if we get just a little more green before it all crashes down again.
$28 ... let's hope it can go a bit ITM.	28 and $28.5 calls are cheap AF. I bought a few of each just for the shit of it.
It's a joke, but yes you are allowed. My broker requires 100k minimum account though	I would shit my pants.
Wow - yea, maybe I'll buy 5 contracts just for fun.	Right?! They were at $0.04.
Fucking quality shitpost and these faggots can’t even appreciate it	Right? It’s like they’re actually autistic instead of just borderline autistic.
If I can get close to break even soon then I'm SO taking a break from this market.	I’ve been saying that for the past 10 years. Best of luck!
Haha BTW $SPLNK is climbing even higher. No clue why you sold that for peanuts. Could have made 50% more had you held. SAD	Because gambling on a massive increase isn't rational. I have a REALIZED gain
Truly 4D Chess	The Best President in the last thousand years! Winning
They lack Vibranium.	And people with IQs above 70.
Not bad	Can you give us any tips?
https://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj_d.jpg	Needs more pixels
/////// SIDEWAYS ///////	BAC is up 2.6% my ninja! 'Chu mean sideways
In light of facebook privacy disaster, y would u ever link ur account to an outside service??	Yolo
Agreed, it's seemed like a great short for over 3 years. So fuck being short that asshole.	The time has come I think, but who the fuck knows. Maybe Elon can raise another bazillion with model Y.
Where does the information on US Options come from? Do investors other than retail have access to options or some proxy premarket?	My guess is they're recalculating the option price based on the IV at close and the pre-market underlying price changes.
What? That is one handsome woman.	I'd bang her, even the guy on the left is ogling over her
But I'm the buyer of the put option? I buy 100 shares and they may or may not buy that shit from me?	I misunderstood. If you own 100 shares already, then buying a put gives you the right to sell them for the strike price. If you cannot afford 100 shares, you can still buy the put, and then sell that put for profit or loss with no strings attached
Or ban?	There is no upside for me with a ban. When someone said we should buy reddit gold I was all in but I don't think anyone else wanted to do it.
Rookie numbers dawg	That's why the title says 'nothing happened.'
tomorrow shall be interesting, I'm hoping to see it plummet	Same. Not OP but I bought some puts yesterday.
Why send it back though?	so that 'Everybody eats.'
If a couple hundo lost can prevent the deaths of a couple hundo thousand lives, it’s a fair trade IMO.	we salute your peace efforts.
I just don't trust gold bugs, period. If someone tells you to pull out of the market or to invest in some foreign market instead, fine, but when they start pimping out gold and they have been doing so consistently for the past N years, they can fuck off.	Well I've been very anti-gold for the past couple years but it's looking like a solid investment in the near future, mostly as to help hedge beta. I'm fine with gold or equities, as long as there are tendies for dinner

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Really? Have you taken a look at our other elected representatives? He fits right in.

I believe you’re confusing good ol’ self-interest with long-time fucktardiness and a touch of early dementia sprinkled on top

Pull that up Jamie!

Fritz Haber.

'wow buddy you called me gay? well get this... you misspelled TOO in your username haha owned'

Its meta you dipshit....*whoosh* right over you pea sized brain.

On Syria, Russia blocking would just make it another proxy war.

r u tard

Dwarves?

Kek

Show me your math. Risk adjusted return for 2008 of sso vs spy was -.87 vs -.85. So 2008 volatility had a .02 impact on returns.

Compare the 1 year chart of SPY and SPXL. If you had 1MM and bought $3MM of SPY vs $1MM of SPXL, your returns would be 42% vs 37%* typo

Real chads understand the value of not living in a nuclear wasteland.

Pussy ass chads. This an opportunity to advance humanity and build an army of x men.

This is easily my favorite national rivalry of all time.

I'll let you in on a little secret since I'm Danish. Any time Norway or Sweden tried to offend us, we'll just bring up the Kalmar Union.

If they fire missiles, they'll order more. RTN too!

In case this whole thing gets way out of control, know any good trebuchet related securities?

Bitch, you don’t own anything.

I do though.

The world was just as hostile and Obama was as big of a flub, maybe bigger as far as foreign policy is concerned. ISIS was raging across the middle east and Russia straight up took a chunk of Ukraine while China was building sea forts close to our allies. Shouldn't need to be said but the world you live in is shaped by what the TV media decides to blare nonstop.

Don’t watch TV media. Slow down and read what real journalists have written. It’s so much more informative. The New York Times (not the op-eds that go viral on Facebook), The Economist, The Atlantic, Politico. Those are where actual news is made. TV news is literally less news because you can read faster than the correspondent can summarize it.

lmao what if he just gets bored

he takes a nap? He can always fire his staff and replace them with sexy russian assassins to keep it interesting.

I guarantee that tie is worth more than your portfolio.

so a $2 walmart tie it is

you have to understand goldman is gonna use poloniex to make pow go bye

You have to understand, I'm not manipulating the market.

I see ads in my stream disappear as I scroll with ad block actually.

Yes same

dat 4/20 AMD is fuckin my shit too

Ye I'm sitting on $10 4/20 calls, hoping for the best. Little buddy is like right there just edging but refusing to give me the load.

hoohoo

HO HO HO

Did you listen you idiot? You would have bought for between .5 and .6 and sold for 1.6 to 1.8, you'd have 3k instead of 1k.

lmao nope. Made 50% gains, aint mad. Im holding spy calls for tmr

Gold goes down along with the market. It's more correlated to the dollar value than hedging lately. Miners have the added pressure of being a business, so they sink or rise more with the market than gold does.

Hmm.. Is it better to hold cash rather than gold if the market is crashing?

yes, length of penis?

they don't call him spelunker because it's easy to find...

Place head in oven

Shut fingers in car door

So its sort of like an ER rundown instead of an ER run up? Investors maybe planning to hold through ER or buy in after since the short % is so high already? I don't expect many if any bad ERs with tax cuts... If thats the case, is that why shorts aren't covering because they kind of have a chance up to earnings now? I think we saw some covers in MU today, but I'm still pretty new at this.

Yes rundown but pretty muted because we have been selling off for 10 weeks already. I have no idea where the short interest is on stocks right now because even they have been getting screwed on the huge gap up days. We have options expiration next week for April and both SPY and QQQ are about 3% below where they should be as of today so hopefully we at least get that much of a run shortly.

so a $2 walmart tie it is

Touche

Compare the 1 year chart of SPY and SPXL. If you had 1MM and bought $3MM of SPY vs $1MM of SPXL, your returns would be 42% vs 37%* typo

So your argument is that it under performs by 5% despite requiring 66% less capital as justification for not holding leveraged etfs?

Can I be ur friend, faggot?

Of course. I am taking applications. Just PM me a picture of your favorite faggy delight positions.

No no no I'm sure we can all move SPY or VTI if we just believe in ourselves.

Why don't we just use a penny stock? I bet no ones ever done that before.

It's more like health insurance you can buy once you start caughing. maybe it's just a cold and you dont actually need to go to a dr, maybe it's pneumonia and insurance is necessary. He thinks his employment is at risk due to potential market downturn, market downturns dont last more than a year-ish.

And while feeling smug you get hit by a bus and have to pay for an extended hospital stay and multiple surgeries out of pocket.

Unless this becomes new Iraq, you've got a week before raising rates and stronger doll4r kill your gainz. That's a' coming. We're already in two other wars, what's a third gonna fundamentally do to the economy?

rising rates will not make the dollar stronger this time mate...sorry to tell you that.

just heard about this yesterday. Estrogen like chemicals break down into the water supply from plastic pollution is triggering puberty earlier in girls further increasing the time difference in puberty between girls and boys. That's pretty messed up.

Nah girls need all the extra help they can get. #metoo

TBF she has had worse losses than most of us combined so she's truly shattering that glass floor.

Could she be WSB's first female mod?

thank you michael bay for teaching me that the hoover dam isn't flat

You'd think elementary school would take care of that but apparently not.

I feel like if we have any reason to go past 2660 anytime soon its earnings. But then again not much has been logical lately.

That's what I'm banking on, ER. Was hoping we'd actually see some bullish momentum and strong volume leading up to the start of real Q2 ER like the financial heavyweights on Friday and there's definitely still time but something tells me it won't come to fruition for a while.

Weed will bounce back. BUt fuck me are these prices looking shooo delicious right now and here I am locked in with bags. Espically when you consider ACB/WEED about to be listed on NASDAQ fully.

Yeah that'll be a huge catalyst for some solid pump play to buy now and unload in the days after that happens. Something tells me it will play out like CRON though, plateau it up to the next level and then sell off before bouncing into the consolidation phase. APH feels so weak right now, fundamentally a very strong company but their lack of brand awareness and of course inability to list on the NASDAQ is going to hurt the price.

Did you sell at 265.5 like I said or are you fucked now?

I’m fucked now. I actually doubled down at 264.60 hoping for another high for the day and now I’m homeless. Hoping for a green open tomorrow but that seems unlikely.

Enough to put my ballz on ya momma jawz

word up

Russian trolls used to be better. You guys are too obvious now.

We’re not sure if he’s a troll, or paid Trump shill. Either way he mostly lurks in conservative subreddits to defend Trump from criticism, quite vehemently. If not, he’s usually claiming to be a nuclear engineer or small business owner or foreign investor or injection molding salesperson or political polling expert, probably more added to the list at this point.

I hear most men go blind at 1.50%

I can't even see what you're writing anymore

Yes... those Patriot Missiles, do cost a pretty penny...

[We're gonna free the shit out of Syria.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk&ab_channel=BadfishKoo)

Especially RAD CALLS

#EvenRADPutsMatter

Statistically, you're not going to beat an index fund by 'doing it yourself'.

Statistically, you're not gonna make any friends if you keep being a fucking nerd

Have you looked into bonds?

You are the enemy

'Price is either going up or down'

Stop showing off with all your college learning.

Yeah and I left out all the drugs, women and gambling

Well, to be fair, you were mostly talking about your mistakes in the previous post.

Idiot here, why?

It's self contradicting. He holds both a 3x etf and a 1x etf of the same index. Also he holds leveraged etfs for a period of months in the first place.

What to? I'm thinking about switching too

Don’t know yet

Did anyone else read that in their head to a [Versace Style rap flow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la8bsi4P-c)?

Is that that song that goes 'Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace'? Because that's some masterful poetry right there.

$.2 has been deposited to your account

So I'm .20 in the black for the year. Sweet.

Probably the same Cambridge Analytica that came up with 'Drain the Swamp', 'Crooked Hillary'

Pokeman, I choose you.

Don’t watch TV media. Slow down and read what real journalists have written. It’s so much more informative. The New York Times (not the op-eds that go viral on Facebook), The Economist, The Atlantic, Politico. Those are where actual news is made. TV news is literally less news because you can read faster than the correspondent can summarize it.

The quality of all outlets have gone down the drain, New York Times is a joke that people still pretend has any semblance of the quality it might once have had.

There are a lot better plays than some stock that just went IPO, but hey you do you my man.

What are some good plays. Asking for a friend.

What's the best site to watch futures?

CNBC in my opinion. I use the app

Jokes on you, I can’t afford one

What if we told you..... you could rent it.... and then we would pick it up from your body when youre done?

It's simple math, stupid. That's why the smart investor steers clear of Google, Amazon, and Apple and only trades penny stocks. A penny stock only needs to increase by one penny in order to double your investment. Then on the flip side it can't go lower than one penny since a penny is the smallest money that exists. It's basically risk free.

Dump life savings in biotech confirmed!

no, the company that builds the ETFs charges a fee, it's generally .44% annually

Seems not too unreasonable for the convenience of tracking a market. I don’t have time to actively trade and follow the individual stocks.

Amd calls and puts both get fucked worthless they know the range just to fuck with retail traders

Can confirm. My AMD calls are fucked. Hoping My MU calls are salvageable.

Sorry for your loss. Had puts and closed.

Nice! Last week was nice... this week... hopefully his statement and news of the Model Y will save my 4/27 calls. Lol.

Slipped on a banana peel

Walked on a lego.

You lucky sonofabitch. Too bad you'll never be able to read this.

My GS Bank savings account just announced 1.6%... been blind for a while, but pretty sure I'm going deaf now, too. Been dumb for a while, though, so trifecta complete?

I was banned for pointing out communist countries used money.

ROFL

I'll trade you my GOOG for your AMZN

Nah man I already have a GOOG, give me a MU instead I don't have that one

They dropped the bombs on Syria last night and (very) early this morning.

WTF, no they didn't, not the US anyway.

Your broke still, just in the future.

how do I short /u/smallatom???

Entertainment 🍿🥤

'Dance for me, autists!'

J

D

That's fine Macabilly, [peace out!](https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Party-Store-Disposable-Helium/dp/B00SV9LQLY)

I love this suicide bot, it both causes, and attempts to prevent, self harm

[But of course.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/695/895.png)

DELETE THIS

Uh I’m not sure you understand how to use this meme correctly

what a mess I can't even make out how he thinks it works

Oh, no we don't have that for DWIs. It does exist for first time minor pot charges and that's about it.

And you would know about the minor pot charges how?

So he's not guessing wrong? Or he is?

Right!

Underrated comment.

How?

London fag here, easy boi

We’ll accept y’all as the 51st state if you proclaim fealty

You'd think elementary school would take care of that but apparently not.

Went to public school on the east coast of America for 13 years. Nope. Had to learn about that shit from Modern Marvels.

We’re not sure if he’s a troll, or paid Trump shill. Either way he mostly lurks in conservative subreddits to defend Trump from criticism, quite vehemently. If not, he’s usually claiming to be a nuclear engineer or small business owner or foreign investor or injection molding salesperson or political polling expert, probably more added to the list at this point.

Sergei needs to eat glorious kalashnikov.

I can't even see what you're writing anymore

He's blind. Let's rob him and leave him in a ditch.

I got in way too high on $60 calls for 5/20 so I'm riding this out.

$MU will hit $400/share by tomorrow night you're fine.

Nevermind, can't read a map. At first glance I thought it was near the South China Sea

The blue is land, buster

my micron calls were up 40% so I closed. AMD calls still losing

My Micron was up that much as well, tried to close and it started sliding away from me. Just gonna wait and be greedy, see if we get just a little more green before it all crashes down again.

$28 ... let's hope it can go a bit ITM.

28 and $28.5 calls are cheap AF. I bought a few of each just for the shit of it.

It's a joke, but yes you are allowed. My broker requires 100k minimum account though

I would shit my pants.

Wow - yea, maybe I'll buy 5 contracts just for fun.

Right?! They were at $0.04.

Fucking quality shitpost and these faggots can’t even appreciate it

Right? It’s like they’re actually autistic instead of just borderline autistic.

If I can get close to break even soon then I'm SO taking a break from this market.

I’ve been saying that for the past 10 years. Best of luck!

Haha BTW $SPLNK is climbing even higher. No clue why you sold that for peanuts. Could have made 50% more had you held. SAD

Because gambling on a massive increase isn't rational. I have a REALIZED gain

Truly 4D Chess

The Best President in the last thousand years! Winning

They lack Vibranium.

And people with IQs above 70.

Not bad

Can you give us any tips?

https://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj_d.jpg

Needs more pixels

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BAC is up 2.6% my ninja! 'Chu mean sideways

In light of facebook privacy disaster, y would u ever link ur account to an outside service??

Yolo

Agreed, it's seemed like a great short for over 3 years. So fuck being short that asshole.

The time has come I think, but who the fuck knows. Maybe Elon can raise another bazillion with model Y.

Where does the information on US Options come from? Do investors other than retail have access to options or some proxy premarket?

My guess is they're recalculating the option price based on the IV at close and the pre-market underlying price changes.

What? That is one handsome woman.

I'd bang her, even the guy on the left is ogling over her

But I'm the buyer of the put option? I buy 100 shares and they may or may not buy that shit from me?

I misunderstood. If you own 100 shares already, then buying a put gives you the right to sell them for the strike price. If you cannot afford 100 shares, you can still buy the put, and then sell that put for profit or loss with no strings attached

Or ban?

There is no upside for me with a ban. When someone said we should buy reddit gold I was all in but I don't think anyone else wanted to do it.

Rookie numbers dawg

That's why the title says 'nothing happened.'

tomorrow shall be interesting, I'm hoping to see it plummet

Same. Not OP but I bought some puts yesterday.

Why send it back though?

so that 'Everybody eats.'

If a couple hundo lost can prevent the deaths of a couple hundo thousand lives, it’s a fair trade IMO.

we salute your peace efforts.

I just don't trust gold bugs, period. If someone tells you to pull out of the market or to invest in some foreign market instead, fine, but when they start pimping out gold and they have been doing so consistently for the past N years, they can fuck off.

Well I've been very anti-gold for the past couple years but it's looking like a solid investment in the near future, mostly as to help hedge beta. I'm fine with gold or equities, as long as there are tendies for dinner