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There is no other game in town. SNAP is a joke.	Snap is trash these days.
Trying to pick the tops	On one of the industry leaders in one of the only retails categories growing double digits. Autism
Check. The. Subreddit.	The only subreddit is wsb
It's a pretty common picture amongst accounts from this sub. Could be anyone's really.	It’s safe to say this applies to the majority of RH gold users. Evidence: the recent update to the options trading interface
I think you meant buy OTM calls on 3x ETFs using a credit card.	you understand the game
For students. $5/mo.	Can confirm. Am student and pay $5 for spot premium and Hulu with ads. Which I sometimes permit lol sometimes I don't mind the silence. Pretty much when the volume of the ad is set to max volume when I have Hulu volume set to 1 is when ad blocker goes up.
Sitting in their ally bank chairs	had to have $250k sitting in their checking account for 12 months to afford those Herman Millers
Its like buying on margin	Yeah at 29.99% APR calculated daily
Gold mining stocks? GDX and GDXJ are the 2 main ETFs	GDX ripped up today thanks
B	O
The problem is that Politician is generally a career now, with a specific set of degrees and specialties typically required before being elected to higher positions. Not much in the way of diversified expertise.	Well, I think Trump blew the idea that you need certain qualifications right out of the water, for better or worse.
[😂](https://imgur.com/a/xPeed)	🤣🤣🤣😂😂😃😀😃🤨😝😛😛😙😎😜😉
I've found people living on mountains and other desolate, lonely or environments tend to be the warmest. Something about the world around you being out to get you does that, I think.	I had to check I was still in WSB, this is oddly wholesome for such a toxic place
I want one so fuck you	It won’t make the penis bigger
He doesn't understand.	What the fuck is a profit
I'm switching to the desktop software now. Is that what you used?	dafuq, you're trying to do you taxes on your cell phone?
Don't most Banks have a requirement like that? I know Wells Fargo did when I had them.	Wells Fargo still does, but the minimum is a little less than BoA's.
Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t think you can even short Tesla. All stock available to short is taken.	u wrong
Maybe intraday. I just wanted to see if WSB had puts so I could buy calls instead	flawless dd
Remind me again why anyone cares that a billionaire fucked a porn star over a decade ago.	cuz we're all jealous we can't get better looking pussy than that fat fuck.
Everytime AI was mentioned, NVDA went up by .05	As does my pee pee.
are you talking gen z in LA,SF, NY or gen z in the rest of the united states?	I’m talking about all the ones on social media wherever they are from. And no matter where they are from they are on social media even if they’re in flyover states. They’re also being taught that when they become parents buy gender neutral toys/clothes for their babies and not care so much about if it’s a boy or girl but raise them the same and let them decide whatever they want to be
O	T
5 zucc bucks	How much is that in Schrute Bucks?
You can get it up on Xanax? You're a goddamn trooper. I'd like to give you all my money.	Well if it never goes down I don't have to worry about getting it back up! 😎
Actually you only need 25 million in assets, and if you don't have that it just means your not eligible for SEC registration. Certain states will let you get registered and licensed so you can start investing without SEC registration. But soon and your fund has 100 million in total assets you have to register with SEC. That being said the process will probably cost you 100k in lawyer and regulatory fees first.	but according to big short, you'd need 1.5 billion
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES	so.... 100:1 split?
why so close to expiration? Why not do it on 5/18s?	Higher theta burn
You have to take into consideration the premium you’re paying per share.	Damn, it kind of feels like odds are stacked against you with options...
Now that's more like it	How much money you losing triggering libs?
Probably somewhere. I believe it was some democrat house rep/senator asking about how he plans to help minorities.	There were three or four separate black reps that asked him everything from how the fed could prevent discrimination in credit loans to how the fed could promote black entrepreneurship and investment.
shorting tsla is an ackman-level move	Even though I would never think about shorting TSLA, I will always respect Jim Chanos. Somewhat Einhorn.
Two words for you, Faggot Delights	/u/farttroll is clearly much more educated on the topic than you are
Then the question is what defense industry stocks should we own?	BA
Timing of Short > Time in Short	Look at the guy with brass balls over here!
Acting like he didn't win by doing that	COULD THIS BE THE END OF DRUMPF
O	I
Maybe OP is paying their mortgage plus 20%, so they just don't give a fuck as long as he pays and leaves the place untrashed	He said it's an apartment complex so I doubt he's paying the mortgage but Idk how mortgages on complexes work or if they even have mortgages
Hes made more than all of us have combined. This guy got reverse losses of 11 dollars, unheard of round these parts.	You made me cry laughing at work and got yelled at thanks m8
Congrats on the 5 digits	Can I count after the decimal?
Sells your data	That will be 4 fiddy each.
And when you exercise options, often you fuck someone over. And fucking is great exercise	Always exercise early?
if there are more than 500 transactions on the 1099 it just gives up.	So it’s tax free is what your saying Uncle Sam is letting me keep my tendies
Congrats on your $65.27!	That would be even more impressive, considering the percentage lost to transaction fees.
Nope. Once it is posted that is it.	Short TWTR.
one two three four FIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF	Pop pop
That is what my credit card is for wtf you don't pay cash for that	Ok then. Your car is being held hostage
Find someone to buy a kidney and go all in on AMD.	And then use other kidney as collateral for leverage. Life or death is solely up to the Donald’s twits
Just get a cash account or do futures	get futures and short 2 yr t-note futures. that trade has been a goldmine for several months. very low margin req too
West Virginia would like a word with you.	Fun fact: Cousin marriage is legal in New York, Massachusetts, and California, but illegal in West Virginia.
Take down this comment or I will sue you for defamation.	Easy there Donald.
For some reason I highly doubt it	Guy in pic looks kind of irish, [so Im gonna be the devil's advocate here....](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernardo_O%27Higgins)
There were 251 trading days last year, its not that fucking difficult.	U should use robinhood I hear it’s good
Yea but no one gives a shit about those since he made it seem like he doesnt know how fucking facebook works	Silly question, fantastic answer. Yup, we're a classfields site, move along 😎
There it is. Cried like a baby once he knew the gig was up.	Papa Martin whipped up some specialty pharmaceuticals to induce crying on demand
Just the tip.	Sorry, I thought you said you couldn’t feel it.
The timing of good news always immediately followed by bad news is becoming excruciating.	Sold my options yesterday and went mostly cash, some shares. Hoping for the Powell Spring Sale today.
Hope you sold, they’re being pursued for emissions fraud, happened to get out of the calls I was bagholding and got that bit of a pat on the back a few hours later	Nah. I still have them. They expire in Jan. Hopefully I can get a good run at some point.
Ban him for 48h if it doesn't happen.	48D*
Which is also why I think Gabbard would be a good pick. Except the DNC is fucking dumb and will try to run Hillary again or some shit	America had a fit about Romney being Mormon. I don't think Obama is a Christian (which is fine) but he knew it was important so towed the line. Gabbard is a very proud Hindu who is super into 'spiritual' yoga and stuff along those lines. I have a very hard time believing America would elect a Hindu, yoga finatic as president, but hey a reality star is president so whatever.
Not to mention scraping profile data with a developer API wouldn't be newsworthy had it not been a politicized story.	Muh trump tho
So who are these guys in the background? His PR team? lawyers?	Senior FB execs. General counsel is second row left, head or guy is first row right...
I can't believe that they didn't even hire someone with technical expertise to advise them on the questions they should be asking, and the concepts they're trying to legislate.	That would be technocracy. America doesnt do that.
I was under the impression that 'having some skin in the game' was just in general a somewhat commonly recognized phrase. I've never heard of Talebs before your comment	Wasn't sure. Nassim Taleb just wrote Skin in the Game so I didn't know if it may have been in reference to it.
Ehhhh if you want to call this gambling, this is like losing your money at the blackjack table because the feds knocked the casino over right before you cashed out your winnings.	Thing is, this dumpster was partly appealing as a put because people knew what a sham it was
Will if he used 'booster' seat doesn't it make him 'long' now?	He's no longer doing the testimony, so he has no booster seat and is back to being short.
“Where do I see myself in 5 years?”	'Dead'
Low blow, dude.	something something personal responsibility something gods will
Try it out, and then you will know why it does or doesn't work. It is a FD, don't know til you try it.	Whats FD stand for?
I don’t get what’s so hard to understand about this. Volume is low because investors are skittish. They’re waiting to see what happens. Skittish investors kill rallies and compound dips. Low volume is not good.	I agree with you.
damn my man this post was quite a ride	Yeah and I left out all the drugs, women and gambling
What the fuck is a profit	You have to understand...
Get out	No u
This year I have statements from TD and tastyworks. the TD one imported just fine but its a lot shorter. Fuck I hope this works. Its done installing but I have to run to speedway for more beer before I try it again.	What kind of lunatic starts their taxes without enough beer?
literally the population group that debunks poverty is a primary driving factor in crime in detroit.	jesus christ
Not compared to holding the underlying with leverage.	Show me your math. Risk adjusted return for 2008 of sso vs spy was -.87 vs -.85. So 2008 volatility had a .02 impact on returns.
It’s a bit more since u pay less in taxes next year	True! Well, at least you've 'made' money or at least broken even. Can't say the same for myself, I'm deep in the red this year and can't seem to get it right ever.
It's ok, I sold my 4/11 put for $60 when it was $500 yesterday and I'm still holding my $265p	Something tells me this thing is poised to go up as we enter Q2 ER so the right play is calls calls calls. It's like we had 3-4 weeks of bearishness in March and now we'll get 3-4 weeks of bullishness in April/May.
Probably has even more than that. He could easily buy reddit and it wouldn't even cost him a half-a-billion.	But then he would have to own Reddit.... That's worse than owning Facebook.
$11k out of how much? What moves did you make to get here?	Moved neck into noose.
But animals can't kill gas.	yes, but animals are made up of mostly gas
Markets hate Bernie types not the neoliberals	That’s strange because the largest economic expansion in history 1945-1980 the economic system was very similar to that proposed by Sander types.
G	G
man, i stopped all thoughts of applying for a heloc a couple of weeks back. because if I open one in these volatile times, then there’s a fifty percent chance I will slave the rest of my life. let’s not do that.	Best to just wait this all out for a bit. 4/20 is a triple witching iirc so I don't think I'll go all in until the 22nd. Yeah but a 250k heloc, just takes all in on a single 10-bagger...
Yeah I know it's dimion I thought it was from a video tho	Nah, I think it was just a one-on-one in warren’s office
What's a good ratio in your opinion ?	50x
How smart are they?	🎵IT IS SO SMART S M R T🎶...I mean smart
Are you blind the DOW always opens at -200 not just cuz some bozo is tweeting at another country to look out for his rocket jeez	Damn you must be making bank if it’s always that certain.
Yea, he has gay herpes too!	as long as hes not turning the frogs gay he gets a pass
In your email they state you need the underlying stock or buying power. I he'd need enough collateral to buy the stock at last price ($27?) Which means he'd have to put a huge chunk of money in there to realize it. And depending on how they execute when trading does open. He might lose money.	Yeah he’d need $540,000 to buy all the shares for his puts $27 a share.
Some star trek dude	Who doe
One of these is more inbred than the others.	Which one is the master race?
Yeah I think I'll be buying pretty soon, we're not breaching $2650 again quite yet. Haha as soon as I wrote this we did.	That's my fault, see my latest post.
I love you too	I think we should stay friends
If you think Trump is retarded then you might have some mental issues yourself. I'm willing to bet you lose a lot of money here.	Don't be ridiculous, everyone loses a lot of money here.
But can I still sell rocks to the community??	I SMOKE ROCKS
What a different world that was, trying desperately to find something to be outraged over. How boring that was. How did we even enjoy our lives without the constant threat of nuclear annihilation?	Look who didn't live in the eighties
Wrong	Fag
Months	I'll take that bet.
I was kidding, those are actually pretty decent notes. Especially for someone who knows their business inside and out, they're greate jumping off points.	/r/OopsDidntMeanTo

There is no other game in town. SNAP is a joke.

Snap is trash these days.

Trying to pick the tops

On one of the industry leaders in one of the only retails categories growing double digits. Autism

Check. The. Subreddit.

The only subreddit is wsb

It's a pretty common picture amongst accounts from this sub. Could be anyone's really.

It’s safe to say this applies to the majority of RH gold users. Evidence: the recent update to the options trading interface

I think you meant buy OTM calls on 3x ETFs using a credit card.

you understand the game

For students. $5/mo.

Can confirm. Am student and pay $5 for spot premium and Hulu with ads. Which I sometimes permit lol sometimes I don't mind the silence. Pretty much when the volume of the ad is set to max volume when I have Hulu volume set to 1 is when ad blocker goes up.

Sitting in their ally bank chairs

had to have $250k sitting in their checking account for 12 months to afford those Herman Millers

Its like buying on margin

Yeah at 29.99% APR calculated daily

Gold mining stocks? GDX and GDXJ are the 2 main ETFs

GDX ripped up today thanks

B

O

The problem is that Politician is generally a career now, with a specific set of degrees and specialties typically required before being elected to higher positions. Not much in the way of diversified expertise.

Well, I think Trump blew the idea that you need certain qualifications right out of the water, for better or worse.

[😂](https://imgur.com/a/xPeed)

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😃😀😃🤨😝😛😛😙😎😜😉

I've found people living on mountains and other desolate, lonely or environments tend to be the warmest. Something about the world around you being out to get you does that, I think.

I had to check I was still in WSB, this is oddly wholesome for such a toxic place

I want one so fuck you

It won’t make the penis bigger

He doesn't understand.

What the fuck is a profit

I'm switching to the desktop software now. Is that what you used?

dafuq, you're trying to do you taxes on your cell phone?

Don't most Banks have a requirement like that? I know Wells Fargo did when I had them.

Wells Fargo still does, but the minimum is a little less than BoA's.

Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t think you can even short Tesla. All stock available to short is taken.

u wrong

Maybe intraday. I just wanted to see if WSB had puts so I could buy calls instead

flawless dd

Remind me again why anyone cares that a billionaire fucked a porn star over a decade ago.

cuz we're all jealous we can't get better looking pussy than that fat fuck.

Everytime AI was mentioned, NVDA went up by .05

As does my pee pee.

are you talking gen z in LA,SF, NY or gen z in the rest of the united states?

I’m talking about all the ones on social media wherever they are from. And no matter where they are from they are on social media even if they’re in flyover states. They’re also being taught that when they become parents buy gender neutral toys/clothes for their babies and not care so much about if it’s a boy or girl but raise them the same and let them decide whatever they want to be

O

T

5 zucc bucks

How much is that in Schrute Bucks?

You can get it up on Xanax? You're a goddamn trooper. I'd like to give you all my money.

Well if it never goes down I don't have to worry about getting it back up! 😎

Actually you only need 25 million in assets, and if you don't have that it just means your not eligible for SEC registration. Certain states will let you get registered and licensed so you can start investing without SEC registration. But soon and your fund has 100 million in total assets you have to register with SEC. That being said the process will probably cost you 100k in lawyer and regulatory fees first.

but according to big short, you'd need 1.5 billion

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

so.... 100:1 split?

why so close to expiration? Why not do it on 5/18s?

Higher theta burn

You have to take into consideration the premium you’re paying per share.

Damn, it kind of feels like odds are stacked against you with options...

Now that's more like it

How much money you losing triggering libs?

Probably somewhere. I believe it was some democrat house rep/senator asking about how he plans to help minorities.

There were three or four separate black reps that asked him everything from how the fed could prevent discrimination in credit loans to how the fed could promote black entrepreneurship and investment.

shorting tsla is an ackman-level move

Even though I would never think about shorting TSLA, I will always respect Jim Chanos. Somewhat Einhorn.

Two words for you, Faggot Delights

/u/farttroll is clearly much more educated on the topic than you are

Then the question is what defense industry stocks should we own?

BA

Timing of Short > Time in Short

Look at the guy with brass balls over here!

Acting like he didn't win by doing that

COULD THIS BE THE END OF DRUMPF

O

I

Maybe OP is paying their mortgage plus 20%, so they just don't give a fuck as long as he pays and leaves the place untrashed

He said it's an apartment complex so I doubt he's paying the mortgage but Idk how mortgages on complexes work or if they even have mortgages

Hes made more than all of us have combined. This guy got reverse losses of 11 dollars, unheard of round these parts.

You made me cry laughing at work and got yelled at thanks m8

Congrats on the 5 digits

Can I count after the decimal?

Sells your data

That will be 4 fiddy each.

And when you exercise options, often you fuck someone over. And fucking is great exercise

Always exercise early?

if there are more than 500 transactions on the 1099 it just gives up.

So it’s tax free is what your saying Uncle Sam is letting me keep my tendies

Congrats on your $65.27!

That would be even more impressive, considering the percentage lost to transaction fees.

Nope. Once it is posted that is it.

Short TWTR.

one two three four FIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF

Pop pop

That is what my credit card is for wtf you don't pay cash for that

Ok then. Your car is being held hostage

Find someone to buy a kidney and go all in on AMD.

And then use other kidney as collateral for leverage. Life or death is solely up to the Donald’s twits

Just get a cash account or do futures

get futures and short 2 yr t-note futures. that trade has been a goldmine for several months. very low margin req too

West Virginia would like a word with you.

Fun fact: Cousin marriage is legal in New York, Massachusetts, and California, but illegal in West Virginia.

Take down this comment or I will sue you for defamation.

Easy there Donald.

For some reason I highly doubt it

Guy in pic looks kind of irish, [so Im gonna be the devil's advocate here....](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernardo_O%27Higgins)

There were 251 trading days last year, its not that fucking difficult.

U should use robinhood I hear it’s good

Yea but no one gives a shit about those since he made it seem like he doesnt know how fucking facebook works

Silly question, fantastic answer. Yup, we're a classfields site, move along 😎

There it is. Cried like a baby once he knew the gig was up.

Papa Martin whipped up some specialty pharmaceuticals to induce crying on demand

Just the tip.

Sorry, I thought you said you couldn’t feel it.

The timing of good news always immediately followed by bad news is becoming excruciating.

Sold my options yesterday and went mostly cash, some shares. Hoping for the Powell Spring Sale today.

Hope you sold, they’re being pursued for emissions fraud, happened to get out of the calls I was bagholding and got that bit of a pat on the back a few hours later

Nah. I still have them. They expire in Jan. Hopefully I can get a good run at some point.

Ban him for 48h if it doesn't happen.

48D*

Which is also why I think Gabbard would be a good pick. Except the DNC is fucking dumb and will try to run Hillary again or some shit

America had a fit about Romney being Mormon. I don't think Obama is a Christian (which is fine) but he knew it was important so towed the line. Gabbard is a very proud Hindu who is super into 'spiritual' yoga and stuff along those lines. I have a very hard time believing America would elect a Hindu, yoga finatic as president, but hey a reality star is president so whatever.

Not to mention scraping profile data with a developer API wouldn't be newsworthy had it not been a politicized story.

Muh trump tho

So who are these guys in the background? His PR team? lawyers?

Senior FB execs. General counsel is second row left, head or guy is first row right...

I can't believe that they didn't even hire someone with technical expertise to advise them on the questions they should be asking, and the concepts they're trying to legislate.

That would be technocracy. America doesnt do that.

I was under the impression that 'having some skin in the game' was just in general a somewhat commonly recognized phrase. I've never heard of Talebs before your comment

Wasn't sure. Nassim Taleb just wrote *Skin in the Game* so I didn't know if it may have been in reference to it.

Ehhhh if you want to call this gambling, this is like losing your money at the blackjack table because the feds knocked the casino over right before you cashed out your winnings.

Thing is, this dumpster was partly appealing as a put because people knew what a sham it was

Will if he used 'booster' seat doesn't it make him 'long' now?

He's no longer doing the testimony, so he has no booster seat and is back to being short.

“Where do I see myself in 5 years?”

'Dead'

Low blow, dude.

something something personal responsibility something gods will

Try it out, and then you will know why it does or doesn't work. It is a FD, don't know til you try it.

Whats FD stand for?

I don’t get what’s so hard to understand about this. Volume is low because investors are skittish. They’re waiting to see what happens. Skittish investors kill rallies and compound dips. Low volume is not good.

I agree with you.

damn my man this post was quite a ride

Yeah and I left out all the drugs, women and gambling

What the fuck is a profit

You have to understand...

Get out

No u

This year I have statements from TD and tastyworks. the TD one imported just fine but its a lot shorter. Fuck I hope this works. Its done installing but I have to run to speedway for more beer before I try it again.

What kind of lunatic starts their taxes without enough beer?

literally the population group that debunks poverty is a primary driving factor in crime in detroit.

jesus christ

Not compared to holding the underlying with leverage.

Show me your math. Risk adjusted return for 2008 of sso vs spy was -.87 vs -.85. So 2008 volatility had a .02 impact on returns.

It’s a bit more since u pay less in taxes next year

True! Well, at least you've 'made' money or at least broken even. Can't say the same for myself, I'm deep in the red this year and can't seem to get it right ever.

It's ok, I sold my 4/11 put for $60 when it was $500 yesterday and I'm still holding my $265p

Something tells me this thing is poised to go up as we enter Q2 ER so the right play is calls calls calls. It's like we had 3-4 weeks of bearishness in March and now we'll get 3-4 weeks of bullishness in April/May.

Probably has even more than that. He could easily buy reddit and it wouldn't even cost him a half-a-billion.

But then he would have to own Reddit.... That's worse than owning Facebook.

$11k out of how much? What moves did you make to get here?

Moved neck into noose.

But animals can't kill gas.

yes, but animals are made up of mostly gas

Markets hate Bernie types not the neoliberals

That’s strange because the largest economic expansion in history 1945-1980 the economic system was very similar to that proposed by Sander types.

G

man, i stopped all thoughts of applying for a heloc a couple of weeks back. because if I open one in these volatile times, then there’s a fifty percent chance I will slave the rest of my life. let’s not do that.

Best to just wait this all out for a bit. 4/20 is a triple witching iirc so I don't think I'll go all in until the 22nd. Yeah but a 250k heloc, just takes all in on a single 10-bagger...

Yeah I know it's dimion I thought it was from a video tho

Nah, I think it was just a one-on-one in warren’s office

What's a good ratio in your opinion ?

50x

How smart are they?

🎵IT IS SO SMART S M R T🎶...I mean smart

Are you blind the DOW always opens at -200 not just cuz some bozo is tweeting at another country to look out for his rocket jeez

Damn you must be making bank if it’s always that certain.

Yea, he has gay herpes too!

as long as hes not turning the frogs gay he gets a pass

In your email they state you need the underlying stock or buying power. I he'd need enough collateral to buy the stock at last price ($27?) Which means he'd have to put a huge chunk of money in there to realize it. And depending on how they execute when trading does open. He might lose money.

Yeah he’d need $540,000 to buy all the shares for his puts $27 a share.

Some star trek dude

Who doe

One of these is more inbred than the others.

Which one is the master race?

Yeah I think I'll be buying pretty soon, we're not breaching $2650 again quite yet. Haha as soon as I wrote this we did.

That's my fault, see my latest post.

I love you too

I think we should stay friends

If you think Trump is retarded then you might have some mental issues yourself. I'm willing to bet you lose a lot of money here.

Don't be ridiculous, everyone loses a lot of money here.

But can I still sell rocks to the community??

I SMOKE ROCKS

What a different world that was, trying desperately to find something to be outraged over. How boring that was. How did we even enjoy our lives without the constant threat of nuclear annihilation?

Look who didn't live in the eighties

Wrong

Fag

Months

I'll take that bet.

I was kidding, those are actually pretty decent notes. Especially for someone who knows their business inside and out, they're greate jumping off points.

/r/OopsDidntMeanTo