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Honestly I think the media is doing exactly what he wants lol. If they keep hyping up that he will start WWIII even when he does jack shit it makes him look threatening to the countries he’s threatening, even if it’s all talk. At this point idk wtf his plans are lol. Then again, nobody else does either. A lot of us voted for the wild card and we sure as shit got it	I just want to make it to the next guy without getting drafted. That'd be a successful Trump presidency to me.
Hope MSFT keeps it going	I cashed out my calls 2 days ago, you're welcome
Merill prime is for professionals or institutions... Merrill Edge is for individuals	No, merrill prime is only for the most primed, select group of wsb members, just call em up at (212) 945-3834, and ask for 'Moynihan'
I actually start every cardio session with a glance at my student loans.	Lmao
How do you think I recognized you?	Takes a faggot to know one?
trading weeklys is your first mistake	Yah, but weeklies are fun until they're not
I brought down the biggest bull market in history with my $618 investment that's now down to $77? Should I feel proud or ashamed?	oh so you were the guy?
Boehner going in on weed and saw a report that 90% of the NFL smokes at lunch today. Hell, I’d put on a maga shirt if he legalized	make america green again?
warning, a lot of numbers: https://i.imgur.com/DY1g7js.png	Nvm need some sort of Michael Burry here to interpret what's going on in that pic
I fully admit I am mediocre when it comes to real estate, which is why I dont even try to play that game. I know much smarter people than myself who got dicked hard in 2008. Though to many the 2008 downturn was clearly coming, or at least that’s what they say now.	Yeah I mean, everyone is mediocre (obviously). People lose money to the markets when seemingly illogical things happen. If everyone was making moves like a drunk poker table at 3am, the volatility would be so high that the banks wouldn't even play the game. They count on you sticking to fundamentals and logical human nature.
That would have been me, I'm sorry	Next time hand him a rope. Autists love the feel - especially around their neck.
Well they do say you are a reflection of your 5 closest friends...	I don’t have 5 friends
Nah, I wanted to lose 94% in 2 months http://imgur.com/FDlNWiI	That’s actually very impressive, imagine if someone did the exact opposite of every trade you made
Hi smart, I'm dad!	Bad bot
It's DiGiorno	That sounds like a cheap supermarket housebrand espresso
I would shit my pants.	There's a lot of shit pantsing in this sub
I got an 8🤷🏼‍♂️	Together you guys got a twenty which is still technically retarded, congrats
No, but that is one way I did forget to mention! go figure! but seriously, it's not futures, the one I'm talking about isn't really fun but you can still day trade with it.	Trade from a broker in another country
Jesus	You said it.
You have no idea what I do, do you? hehe.	Well done you made money again with puts lmao
https://www.wsj.com/articles/white-house-plans-to-escalate-trade-pressure-on-china-1523573253	New article, old news
Not everyone can be that big cock	Have*
At first I thought you were going to say they fucked you over but I completely agree. We had a lady come in with a coffee maker we never sold, no receipt, and was CLEARLY used beyond its lifetime and she was a bitch and my managers still compensated her. Yes, BB&B loves throwing away money just to please their customers.	Terrible business model, but this is a good LPT
We'll buy his book one day	Memoir of a murder-suicide.
Or narcissistic	Or all three
Idk wtf you're talking about. It's from [BASEketball](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131857/)	You are all wrong. It is from my pal Rob Schneider in the ultimate WSB fag movie, 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry'
That was trade battle, trade war has just begun.	Begun, the trade wars have.
Not yet. But give it time. Washington will roll something back and then the same people who pulled off synthetic CDOs will soon be peddling IHOPs (Inheritable Housing Obligation Plans) to people in the not so distant future.	I would actually love to fucking invest in that.
If the huge short interest is right, he will be soon.	Big short interest, big short squeeze 👀
Unreal and homosexual	Lies and unhappy
Yeah I have no idea the relation, also isnt MU issuing more shares third quarter?	No, wtf would MU issue more shares with $8B in cash and soon to be net cash positive? Shares issued last fall was to unencumber patents put up as collateral (which I’m still trying to figure out why they did so)
[Higher quality picture](https://i.imgur.com/3zQLoLU.jpg)	Woopsie
End of March.. I thought it would be easy tendies :(	Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4/20?	Because nobody knows that is coming.
I was going to try and do that and then I realized it's 60 questions. Fuck that, I don't need a stupid test to tell me what I already know.	I answered 4 questions and scrolled down to see how many more there were, and promptly closed the tab. I don’t need an internet test to tell me what countless doctors and my parents already have
What does FDs mean?	Factual Diligence
I was thinking the same thing, have they never seen a tiered subscription service?	Sorry son, your father only had the McBronze ™ cancer treatment and had his medication confiscated by a gold subscriber.
Seriously, they missed out on tendies and trying to get back in where they missed imo.	I believe they buy puts when puts are cheap and then they make a tweet. A few hours later they sell their puts.
All good, this sub is for autists.	Real autists are good at maths.
We get it, all of us who went long are fucking retards apparently because MM don't want us to climb out of this range. Guess we're being punished for our optimism.	I'm not saying that at all, as a matter of fact, I think the day will end up.
The fact that this is an actual account kinda scares me. The last tweet sent out was “remember to diversify your bonds!”	Look up wu tang financials on the Chappelle’s show
D	U
Memoir of a murder-suicide.	I’m thinking OP will fake his own death and then flee to Mexico.
Big short interest, big short squeeze 👀	Herpes is a long only trade.
Unfortunately Comcast has a monopoly in a lot of regions as the only ISP (or only ISP that isn't 200% shit, looking at you Fairpoint). I'd drop them in a heartbeat if I could.	I called the local at & t guy because I was getting ads saying they were going to start offering service in my area. He just gave me Comcast’s number and said sorry, your area hasn’t been added yet. This was 3 years ago and I still get the same response.
You think people who read WSB work at banks?	Yes, I for one work at a food bank.
Which ones	TGIF , MPX, MARI
Shut the fuck up	my post is gone from wsbets is that ur fault ?
Ice cold man. One dude was up $80000 grand yesterday and said he was going to hold through. Curious how those went and or if he/his family are alive.	...
And long JNUG	I hope. Gold has been trash.
And Amazon Video which has a pretty good collection of shit at this point	Eh, really? The only good thing I've seen on there recently is all 12 Seasons of Unsolved Mysteries. What else they got?
How do you afford such luxury	Cuts in on his RH gold membership. Could have gotten another thousand dollars.... Idiot
seriously 'chicago time' doesnt exist	'Flyover states time'
France has currently the most powerful military in Europe, after Russia.	Could you Expand on that? Am not kidding. I thought it was germany
U	G
you make me scared for my TVIX holdings you think volatility will be high on monday?	I think there will be some volatility / action due to recent events, but I don't think it will be as bad or long lived as people might think. Of course that is somewhat contingent on what shenanigans Trump and Putin have in store for us still...
Yes you dipshit, no one buys LEAPs on volatility.	I always wonder if there are some geriatric retirement home ass niqqas that have been holding tvix ever since they heard cramer screaming about it
Well, we did get there. Just not there enough. Shit sucks mah dude.	Trump waits until market close to announce Syria strikes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Then long theta	In order to sell options you have to, like, actually have money.
Half is enough.	Found the owner of a fleshlight
U mean official Russians. Russia doesn’t care if mercs or “volunteers” die. The us has killed dozens of unofficial Russians	they are called undocumented Russians. Calling them unofficial would imply they are somehow not official. Thank you for your understanding on this matter.
You are supposed to buy puts when the chart zoinks.	An 'it was the old gravekeeper all along' pattern.
Loaded up on KMI calls. Earnings tuesday + hoping the Trans Canada pipeline gets pushed through. Got some NOG and CHK calls for may/june as well. Also hoping Trump bombs Syria and sends oil 100+ a barrel. If ya cant beat em, join em.	Good thinking. It'd be very interesting if oil goes 100+.
holy fuck this is some good dd. how do i adjust my holdings accordingly?	YOLO into sworn celibacy, devoting yourself only to God and altarboys and Jesus
>The beleaguered bank warned on Friday that it may revise its first quarter earnings results because of the fine.	warned lol. They wouldn't dare adjust their earnings report!
Syeria is the gateway to the Atlantic for Russia, and Iran. What I don't get is why would Russia back Assad, when they could just meddle in elections if Syria were a democratic nation.	because then they have to do it better than the US and it'd be less stable, if it's even possible to get a pro Russian party in the US puppet state.
Good luck, have fun	I think you meant Good Game
Gives everyone enough time to forget about the bombings and focus more on what Kim Kardashian has been up to	Why, what have you heard??
In be4 nerve gased	I don't think they would ever attack my state of Wyoming.
LiveUAMap	Thanks guy
Oh then definitely buy! Once we invade Syria we taking that oil money.	If we take free oil, that decreases demand for Haliburton’s oil...
All the stocks I know are MU, SQ, and $AaaayMD so I don't see what there is to bearish about.	What's a bearish amirite
Just add another 8% on top of the 30-40%	Ooofta
that just means they gotta buy more, all in DFEN	god bless the American tax payer
Or, you could sell some shares and not be poor any longer.	You don't get rich spending money!
Sorry son, your father only had the McBronze ™ cancer treatment and had his medication confiscated by a gold subscriber.	Ancap cums his pants
https://assets.bwbx.io/i…TU0/v0/-1x-1.jpg	Why don’t we see all these massive 35% drops on the actual S&P graph?
Just found this subreddit today. It's amazing.	:) fag.
You deviant bastard, have this well-earned upvote.	Have another one. These arrows are the only thing that is red when they go up on this sub.
If there’s ever an extended version this needs to be in it	The GIF is so fucking good we demand a sequel.
Gas mask manufacturers be banking. Time to invest.	Long 3M
I’ve had some candid conversations with people who left bridgewater for one reason or another and they all spoke very highly of the culture. It’s certainly not for everyone but everyone I know that’s come out of there is incredible.	People say the culture at AMZN is shit. People say the culture at GOOG is shit. People say the culture at AAPL is shit. Maybe people are just whiners.
What app??	Ustocktrade
Is it not obvious with my flair?	Confirmation from OP received - All Vegans are gay.
Some of the new mods are on point.	But most of the new ones are faggots, like poopdolla
Diarrhea or 12 incher?	Worse, 12 incher in the diarrhea
So will you short TRY?	Mortgage your house and buy Turkish government bonds then pocket the interest rate spread
so faggot russian troll made meme or what	Bulgarian
I’m 1980s the gdp per capita was around $100 as poor as subsaharan Africa. People were eating grass and rats to survive day to day. Today it’s $8,500 an increase of 85x in one generation. Compound that 6% for 10 more years and see where that takes them.	Remember in the 80's when everyone said Japan was going to overtake the US? Of course you don't you're probably 17. I'll believe China overtaking the US when it happens.
First comment is telling	Eh, if it's not yours you always think you can do it better
I don't know why but your comment made me cringe so hard I curled into my own asshole. Actually I do know why, the words you used.	r/investing: 'hello fellow wsb'
If we take free oil, that decreases demand for Haliburton’s oil...	The price can be adjusted in Halliburtons favor.
No, they're all terrible, but trump is by far the worst. Prior to his election the man never once did anything good for his fellow man. In fact he still hasn't since his election. And don't give me the tax cut nonsense cause that's only good for 10 years for citizens and really only affects the top 5%.	I think you should open your mind to some of the stuff he’s doing. The tax cuts don’t just help the top 5%...he doubled the standard deduction and the child deduction. That’s a direct help to the middle class. I understand why you don’t like him —- there’s a lot of media buzz constantly taking his words out of context and vilifying him to the point of hitler comparisons. But just listen to one of his rallies or the state of the union all the way through and judge for yourself
G	G
We’re green now, so we’re gonna be deep red tomorrow between 2:30 and 3.	Nah.. DT will kill the PM rally with his tweet.
Almost every CS related internship worth taking has a technical interview, including those for undergrads. Some even have multiple rounds and request you travel for an onsite technical interview. On the other hand those usually pay $8000 a month with hosting and food provides which is pretty damn good for an intern.	$8k a month is pretty good for a developer, average salary is just a hair over that.
No, this sub is just retarded. On opening bell it went soaring. Before entering, you should have a reason and an exit strategy.	You are no faggot, be gone!
You got to understand.....Baristas and unemployed socialists don't have enough to invest in MUSQ! Won't you think of the poor people?! /s lol	No you don't understand. They're not really baristas, they're just doing that temporarily until their band or lifestyle coaching consultancy takes off.
I'm slightly net negative for the year but I still have to pay federal and state estimated taxes. Fuck.	Do you want to cry and talk about it? This is a safe zone.
If I worked at AMD I would start every conversation on Monday with 'excuse me, do you speak English?'	Well it would be in San Jose, so, a legit question.

Honestly I think the media is doing exactly what he wants lol. If they keep hyping up that he will start WWIII even when he does jack shit it makes him look threatening to the countries he’s threatening, even if it’s all talk. At this point idk wtf his plans are lol. Then again, nobody else does either. A lot of us voted for the wild card and we sure as shit got it

I just want to make it to the next guy without getting drafted. That'd be a successful Trump presidency to me.

Hope MSFT keeps it going

I cashed out my calls 2 days ago, you're welcome

Merill prime is for professionals or institutions... Merrill Edge is for individuals

No, merrill prime is only for the most primed, select group of wsb members, just call em up at (212) 945-3834, and ask for 'Moynihan'

I actually start every cardio session with a glance at my student loans.

Lmao

How do you think I recognized you?

Takes a faggot to know one?

trading weeklys is your first mistake

Yah, but weeklies are fun until they're not

I brought down the biggest bull market in history with my $618 investment that's now down to $77? Should I feel proud or ashamed?

oh so you were the guy?

Boehner going in on weed and saw a report that 90% of the NFL smokes at lunch today. Hell, I’d put on a maga shirt if he legalized

make america green again?

warning, a lot of numbers: https://i.imgur.com/DY1g7js.png

Nvm need some sort of Michael Burry here to interpret what's going on in that pic

I fully admit I am mediocre when it comes to real estate, which is why I dont even try to play that game. I know much smarter people than myself who got dicked hard in 2008. Though to many the 2008 downturn was clearly coming, or at least that’s what they say now.

Yeah I mean, everyone is mediocre (obviously). People lose money to the markets when seemingly illogical things happen. If everyone was making moves like a drunk poker table at 3am, the volatility would be so high that the banks wouldn't even play the game. They count on you sticking to fundamentals and logical human nature.

That would have been me, I'm sorry

Next time hand him a rope. Autists love the feel - especially around their neck.

Well they do say you are a reflection of your 5 closest friends...

I don’t have 5 friends

Nah, I wanted to lose 94% in 2 months http://imgur.com/FDlNWiI

That’s actually very impressive, imagine if someone did the exact opposite of every trade you made

Hi smart, I'm dad!

Bad bot

It's DiGiorno

That sounds like a cheap supermarket housebrand espresso

I would shit my pants.

There's a lot of shit pantsing in this sub

I got an 8🤷🏼‍♂️

Together you guys got a twenty which is still technically retarded, congrats

No, but that is one way I did forget to mention! go figure! but seriously, it's not futures, the one I'm talking about isn't really fun but you can still day trade with it.

Trade from a broker in another country

Jesus

You said it.

You have no idea what I do, do you? hehe.

Well done you made money again with puts lmao

https://www.wsj.com/articles/white-house-plans-to-escalate-trade-pressure-on-china-1523573253

New article, old news

Not everyone can be that big cock

Have*

At first I thought you were going to say they fucked you over but I completely agree. We had a lady come in with a coffee maker we never sold, no receipt, and was CLEARLY used beyond its lifetime and she was a bitch and my managers still compensated her. Yes, BB&B loves throwing away money just to please their customers.

Terrible business model, but this is a good LPT

We'll buy his book one day

*Memoir of a murder-suicide.*

Or narcissistic

Or all three

Idk wtf you're talking about. It's from [BASEketball](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131857/)

You are all wrong. It is from my pal Rob Schneider in the ultimate WSB fag movie, 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry'

That was trade battle, trade war has just begun.

Begun, the trade wars have.

Not yet. But give it time. Washington will roll something back and then the same people who pulled off synthetic CDOs will soon be peddling IHOPs (Inheritable Housing Obligation Plans) to people in the not so distant future.

I would actually love to fucking invest in that.

If the huge short interest is right, he will be soon.

Big short interest, big short squeeze 👀

Unreal and homosexual

Lies and unhappy

Yeah I have no idea the relation, also isnt MU issuing more shares third quarter?

No, wtf would MU issue more shares with $8B in cash and soon to be net cash positive? Shares issued last fall was to unencumber patents put up as collateral (which I’m still trying to figure out why they did so)

[Higher quality picture](https://i.imgur.com/3zQLoLU.jpg)

Woopsie

End of March.. I thought it would be easy tendies :(

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

4/20?

Because nobody knows that is coming.

I was going to try and do that and then I realized it's 60 questions. Fuck that, I don't need a stupid test to tell me what I already know.

I answered 4 questions and scrolled down to see how many more there were, and promptly closed the tab. I don’t need an internet test to tell me what countless doctors and my parents already have

What does FDs mean?

Factual Diligence

I was thinking the same thing, have they never seen a tiered subscription service?

Sorry son, your father only had the McBronze ™ cancer treatment and had his medication confiscated by a gold subscriber.

Seriously, they missed out on tendies and trying to get back in where they missed imo.

I believe they buy puts when puts are cheap and then they make a tweet. A few hours later they sell their puts.

All good, this sub is for autists.

Real autists are good at maths.

We get it, all of us who went long are fucking retards apparently because MM don't want us to climb out of this range. Guess we're being punished for our optimism.

I'm not saying that at all, as a matter of fact, I think the day will end up.

The fact that this is an actual account kinda scares me. The last tweet sent out was “remember to diversify your bonds!”

Look up wu tang financials on the Chappelle’s show

D

U

*Memoir of a murder-suicide.*

I’m thinking OP will fake his own death and then flee to Mexico.

Big short interest, big short squeeze 👀

Herpes is a long only trade.

Unfortunately Comcast has a monopoly in a lot of regions as the only ISP (or only ISP that isn't 200% shit, looking at you Fairpoint). I'd drop them in a heartbeat if I could.

I called the local at & t guy because I was getting ads saying they were going to start offering service in my area. He just gave me Comcast’s number and said sorry, your area hasn’t been added yet. This was 3 years ago and I still get the same response.

You think people who read WSB work at banks?

Yes, I for one work at a food bank.

Which ones

TGIF , MPX, MARI

Shut the fuck up

my post is gone from wsbets is that ur fault ?

Ice cold man. One dude was up $80000 grand yesterday and said he was going to hold through. Curious how those went and or if he/his family are alive.

...

And long JNUG

I hope. Gold has been trash.

And Amazon Video which has a pretty good collection of shit at this point

Eh, really? The only good thing I've seen on there recently is all 12 Seasons of Unsolved Mysteries. What else they got?

How do you afford such luxury

Cuts in on his RH gold membership. Could have gotten another thousand dollars.... Idiot

seriously 'chicago time' doesnt exist

'Flyover states time'

France has currently the most powerful military in Europe, after Russia.

Could you Expand on that? Am not kidding. I thought it was germany

U

G

you make me scared for my TVIX holdings you think volatility will be high on monday?

I think there will be some volatility / action due to recent events, but I don't think it will be as bad or long lived as people might think. Of course that is somewhat contingent on what shenanigans Trump and Putin have in store for us still...

Yes you dipshit, no one buys LEAPs on volatility.

I always wonder if there are some geriatric retirement home ass niqqas that have been holding tvix ever since they heard cramer screaming about it

Well, we did get there. Just not there enough. Shit sucks mah dude.

Trump waits until market close to announce Syria strikes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Then long theta

In order to sell options you have to, like, actually have money.

Half is enough.

Found the owner of a fleshlight

U mean official Russians. Russia doesn’t care if mercs or “volunteers” die. The us has killed dozens of unofficial Russians

they are called undocumented Russians. Calling them unofficial would imply they are somehow not official. Thank you for your understanding on this matter.

You are supposed to buy puts when the chart zoinks.

An 'it was the old gravekeeper all along' pattern.

Loaded up on KMI calls. Earnings tuesday + hoping the Trans Canada pipeline gets pushed through. Got some NOG and CHK calls for may/june as well. Also hoping Trump bombs Syria and sends oil 100+ a barrel. If ya cant beat em, join em.

Good thinking. It'd be very interesting if oil goes 100+.

holy fuck this is some good dd. how do i adjust my holdings accordingly?

YOLO into sworn celibacy, devoting yourself only to God and altarboys and Jesus

>The beleaguered bank warned on Friday that it may revise its first quarter earnings results because of the fine.

*warned* lol. They wouldn't dare adjust their earnings report!

Syeria is the gateway to the Atlantic for Russia, and Iran. What I don't get is why would Russia back Assad, when they could just meddle in elections if Syria were a democratic nation.

because then they have to do it better than the US and it'd be less stable, if it's even possible to get a pro Russian party in the US puppet state.

Good luck, have fun

I think you meant Good Game

Gives everyone enough time to forget about the bombings and focus more on what Kim Kardashian has been up to

Why, what have you heard??

In be4 nerve gased

I don't think they would ever attack my state of Wyoming.

LiveUAMap

Thanks guy

Oh then definitely buy! Once we invade Syria we taking that oil money.

If we take free oil, that decreases demand for Haliburton’s oil...

All the stocks I know are MU, SQ, and $AaaayMD so I don't see what there is to bearish about.

What's a bearish amirite

Just add another 8% on top of the 30-40%

Ooofta

that just means they gotta buy more, all in DFEN

god bless the American tax payer

Or, you could sell some shares and not be poor any longer.

You don't get rich spending money!

Sorry son, your father only had the McBronze ™ cancer treatment and had his medication confiscated by a gold subscriber.

**Ancap cums his pants**

https://assets.bwbx.io/i…TU0/v0/-1x-1.jpg

Why don’t we see all these massive 35% drops on the actual S&P graph?

Just found this subreddit today. It's amazing.

:) fag.

You deviant bastard, have this well-earned upvote.

Have another one. These arrows are the only thing that is red when they go up on this sub.

If there’s ever an extended version this needs to be in it

The GIF is so fucking good we demand a sequel.

Gas mask manufacturers be banking. Time to invest.

Long 3M

I’ve had some candid conversations with people who left bridgewater for one reason or another and they all spoke very highly of the culture. It’s certainly not for everyone but everyone I know that’s come out of there is incredible.

People say the culture at AMZN is shit. People say the culture at GOOG is shit. People say the culture at AAPL is shit. Maybe people are just whiners.

What app??

Ustocktrade

Is it not obvious with my flair?

Confirmation from OP received - All Vegans are gay.

Some of the new mods are on point.

But most of the new ones are faggots, like poopdolla

Diarrhea or 12 incher?

Worse, 12 incher in the diarrhea

So will you short TRY?

Mortgage your house and buy Turkish government bonds then pocket the interest rate spread

so faggot russian troll made meme or what

Bulgarian

I’m 1980s the gdp per capita was around $100 as poor as subsaharan Africa. People were eating grass and rats to survive day to day. Today it’s $8,500 an increase of 85x in one generation. Compound that 6% for 10 more years and see where that takes them.

Remember in the 80's when everyone said Japan was going to overtake the US? Of course you don't you're probably 17. I'll believe China overtaking the US when it happens.

First comment is telling

Eh, if it's not yours you always think you can do it better

I don't know why but your comment made me cringe so hard I curled into my own asshole. Actually I do know why, the words you used.

r/investing: 'hello fellow wsb'

If we take free oil, that decreases demand for Haliburton’s oil...

The price can be adjusted in Halliburtons favor.

No, they're all terrible, but trump is by far the worst. Prior to his election the man never once did anything good for his fellow man. In fact he still hasn't since his election. And don't give me the tax cut nonsense cause that's only good for 10 years for citizens and really only affects the top 5%.

I think you should open your mind to some of the stuff he’s doing. The tax cuts don’t just help the top 5%...he doubled the standard deduction and the child deduction. That’s a direct help to the middle class. I understand why you don’t like him —- there’s a lot of media buzz constantly taking his words out of context and vilifying him to the point of hitler comparisons. But just listen to one of his rallies or the state of the union all the way through and judge for yourself

G

We’re green now, so we’re gonna be deep red tomorrow between 2:30 and 3.

Nah.. DT will kill the PM rally with his tweet.

Almost every CS related internship worth taking has a technical interview, including those for undergrads. Some even have multiple rounds and request you travel for an onsite technical interview. On the other hand those usually pay $8000 a month with hosting and food provides which is pretty damn good for an intern.

$8k a month is pretty good for a developer, average salary is just a hair over that.

No, this sub is just retarded. On opening bell it went soaring. Before entering, you should have a reason and an exit strategy.

You are no faggot, be gone!

You got to understand.....Baristas and unemployed socialists don't have enough to invest in MUSQ! Won't you think of the poor people?! /s lol

No *you* don't understand. They're not really baristas, they're just doing that *temporarily* until their band or lifestyle coaching consultancy takes off.

I'm slightly net negative for the year but I still have to pay federal and state estimated taxes. Fuck.

Do you want to cry and talk about it? This is a safe zone.

If I worked at AMD I would start every conversation on Monday with 'excuse me, do you speak English?'

Well it would be in San Jose, so, a legit question.