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Well the screener is only to find candidate stocks. The ones to invest in are those that show signs of a turnaround or of the selloff being overdone.
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yeah i understand that it's just riskier than i think i'd be comfortable with myself -- at least with more than just a tiny bet.
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Your total profit will be $17. Now that’s straight up gansta.
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[Gangsta.](https://i.imgur.com/l4C8DJl.png)
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We live in a society
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A one with completely retarded priorities. What pisses me off is this is in a nutshell the Canadian federal government's platform summed up by some random altercation at a Philly SBUX.
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They do, but traditionally they seemed to be anti-hemp as it cut into rope making jobs or whatever the fuck excuse we used the last couple of times hemp was brought up.
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I think it just comes down to people not knowing the difference between hemp and the reefer
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If we saw the future we'd be on a yacht and not WSB
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I'd probably still find a way to fuck it up
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Haven't looked into it at all, but the Brazilian market is very interesting. Probably not worth spilling my speculation about it, other than: successful companies in Brazil have a natural incumbency moat that is not witnessed in a lot of places. Consider how long Orkut was popular there.
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7% increase today...
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Where's my fucking yacht then?
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wrong job
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Congrats in what? You think I hold TVIX on Green days?
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Not today ofc. On the gains you made with this strategy.
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haha, yeah. Sorry I was trying to save space in my spreadsheet cells.
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No worries man! Good work. Wish this sub could have more like this rather than all the shitposts.
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That’s exactly what I was thinking all of last week when I was loading up, they must’ve got burned between $12-$5 and just don’t like the company because of it, idiots are missing free money
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Actually I was burned between 33 and 12
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There is only one chemical structure for diamonds
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Right, and that chemical structure is a **Sc**andium + **Am**ericium amalgam
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an airline company
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They have excellent beverage choices and also don't kill your dogs during travel.
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I start work as a ranger there this summer. Fuckin' stoked brah.
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Legend has it that if you eat the perfect amount of Larabars in proportion to the rest of your caloric intake on the trail, you can shit all week without ever needing to wipe. Completely clean shits every single time.
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ayyy KMI to mid 20's by the end of the year
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My calls are up 26%
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What happened to the other 16
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Margin Call.
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You should have yolo'd on it a month ago when calls were cheap. As usual, if you're hearing about a stock or option on reddit you're already too late.
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Just wait for the seasonal AMD dump after the pump and buy puts.
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Explain oh wise one.
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2017 had low volume
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True, thanks for the response. It just seems like AMD is getting a bigger boost than it's peers and I was looking for a specific reason but I guess there isn't always a specific reason lol.
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Maybe the earnings coming up plus the decline lately? I’ll i noticed that too have and calls and Mu and navidia aren’t up as much.
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Expecting it to rally into earnings and then pull back after AMD inevitably disappoints.
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Why buy puts today and eat theta? Why not buy puts at EOD on earnings day for supper cheap and then sell them after the drop the next day?
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This guy fucks
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himself
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People were expecting more?
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Nobody is expecting anything from banks.
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You die or make a million?
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Where's my kite?
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$10 5/18 here, $10.66 breakeven price. Currently +41%. Have no idea when to sell. Holding up to earnings at least I guess.
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Obviously sell when it hits $15
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Now you can upgrade your TV.
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Roku tv
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Thanks
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Lol I'm sure this thread is great for your self esteem.
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But what if I buy low and sell high?
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You gotta buy high and sell low you idiot
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I mean, you could just sell May $400 calls instead. No way it'll ever reach that price by May.
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98 percent chance of success. Robinhood says 24 dollar credit per contract. I’ll take 1000 plz.
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Whet?
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exactly
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Goldman Sachs is that you?
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actually yes
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Innovation at its finest, technology is truly a beautiful thing.
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*eats taco bell for breakfast*
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Isn't that normally the level of autism that gets you mod status on this subreddit... I mean all that's missing is talks of shorting Vanguard lol
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I made money last year i think that disqualifies me from being a mod...but i did use robinhood so maybe they'll make an exception
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Usually just SPY for me, not enough liquidity for such short term in most of the 3x etfs.
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thoughts on QQQ?
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yes it has before faggot look at the monthly charts
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Not recently
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Tbh, better than headlines that quote the Dow (rather than SP500) in terms of point movement (rather than percentage movement).
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I truly believe the only way to value stocks is in big, round increments of 1,000.
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I actually like it; fuck it if you’re gonna show me ads might as well show me things I’m interested in.
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I get to control my reputation. Well, more so than the previous rumor mill crap
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I think im gonna try to get rid of it before earnings. Ive got a put at 9 that i bought when it was around 9.5, but idk if itll ever get down there. I may sell a put to spread it off and define my risk.
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I'm banking on a $10 puts. At 0.01 per share. With how volatile it's been why the hell not.
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Imagine this lil shit telling some hardened as fuck Florida gator fucking red neck that he wants him to sell his IRA and turn in his guns. What a tool lmao
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You assuming that same Florida Red Neck knows what an IRA is. Regardless, your statement still holds true hahaha
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S
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Goodbye.
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Isn't this sub dedicated to burning money?
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I mean, it really seems so from how we all act but when you look at the rules it specifically says 'don't glorify losing money' or some gay ass shit like that
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why are you starting this by diasgreeing with a statement that is saying what you spend 3 lines typoing out>
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Did you have a stroke?
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Once the dust clears do you think this is buying opportunity?
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Maybe.
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As a software engineer I constantly read tech blogs, study cloud architecture and listen to podcasts. The letters IBM never ever get mentioned once. They have these silly abstract Watson commercials that are getting so old...
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I'm actually trying to begin my career in software engineering. Still taking classes. Would you mind sharing where you go to for the learning resources and the names of the podcast please? Thanks a lot sir.
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nice. i got mine last friday super cheap. 15.5 4/20 calls for .275 and 16 calls for .10. 181% total return so far.
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Have you done in DD on KMI?
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I assume the average moron in here has less than a grand laying around, it's just easier that way
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Also, only reason to exercise calls early is for dividends so doesn't really make sense
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still a rich daddy.
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or DSLs
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My penis is 8 inches. SMALL FRY
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That really threw him off his game.
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98 percent chance of success. Robinhood says 24 dollar credit per contract. I’ll take 1000 plz.
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Famous last words?
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Then what the fuck did he mean by 'crisis actor'.
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A kid who is coached, then proceeds to act accordingly on CNN in response to a shooting?
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Isn’t that the asshole from citron? The guy that loves to talk shit about NVDA.
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NVDA and SHOP.
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Originally he wrote 'I only hold stocks 4:28-9:32'
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Oh okay I never saw before the Ninja edit
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That's not complaining. That's called information. Goddamn goys, I swear to fucking Moses you're all FAGGOTS.
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Get em jonloovox!
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Buy puts?
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God damn right I did
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Does IBM even make business machines any more?
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yes
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Finger on the trigger for tvix. Although I wouldn’t hold it until something happens, even if you miss out on some gains not worth the decay
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[this is what it feels like to hold $TVIX long](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ajVPvS7)
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Lmao if you exercise at 270 and it drops to 267 you still lose $3 a share.
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He is too far gone. I don’t think he realizes that you get shares, not cash, when you exercise an option
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Have you been paying attention the last week of earnings?
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political events were ruling the market last week, so it doesn't matter what happened last week
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DRIV is the autonomous car etf that should be a fun ride in the coming future
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/r/dadjokes
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I'd probably still find a way to fuck it up
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you be the idiot who crashes his yacht
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Their coffee fucking sucks anyways.
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The stock is also garbage.
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Why didn't you get the job boi?
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Amazon is savage af when it comes to SDE interviews. If you can't compete with the H1B's that code 24/7 that they practically breathe it, you already lost.
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Yeah that is the smart thing to do, It's slightly down even now.
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update us with a new thread when you decide to buy if at all
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Holy fuck... Next case of ramen for your dorm room is on you then I guess mr. moneybags.
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How do I buy ramen on margin?
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Don't see how they act immorally still.
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Success is immoral nigga. Haven't you read /r/LateStageCapitalism ?
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I would switch tesla for go pro, and general electric for fit bit.
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JCP is also a good one.
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Is there a 3x meme ETF?
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Yeah, it's called $ROPE
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All wars are ~~logistical~~ nightmares.
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Bullshit. The Conch Rebellion was a great time.
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Gains be gains bro, could have gone the other way and had a loss
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Yeah exactly. That's what I try to remember. I had no way of knowing AMZN would gain $60 the day after I sold. And if I knew how to predict this shit I would be the richest man on earth.
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iy nught og neen ,e
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Did you just have a stroke?
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Marijuana killed my best friend, I never will trust whatever they put in that dang reefer. Overdosing on this **ILLEGAL** drug is no joke and I, for one, am glad that we have the fine folks at the DEA helping put away these violent criminals who partake in the Marijuanas.
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My cousin injected just HALF of a pot, and now he's gay.
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Nope he wasn't on campus
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[Fake news.](http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2018/mar/27/blog-posting/david-hogg-not-school-during-shooting-s-fake-news/)
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Wow, so like its basically alcohol, but Rastafari.
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lol it reads like a grade 7 social studies presentation
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500 bucks at least plus ammo thats not that cheap that you chew through REALLY quick. I bought a lever action 30/30 instead.
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30/30 is the way to go. I use it for boar hunting
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Could've just gave me $150 and I would've told you instead of doing this
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if he learned from others he never wouldve posted on wsb
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OP was convinced that he would make millions off of penny stocks. OP forgot that stocks could go down, instead of up.
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I’m a masochist
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Why not just spxu in that case? Especially if you're bullish on spy, then you can buy puts and profit off of expense ratio. And only $10 share price vs $44 on spxl
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r/TIL
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Bart is for real
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Bort is ideal
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You mean 13 years ago
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13 years and 8 months
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she sexy af. i wanna ride her hard to 18$ a share.
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$40 per share
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They had a video up at the end of last year with some wall street fag saying that 'the current bull run will easily continue until at least the end of 2018'
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LOLOL street fag
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Not op but VTI has small and mid cap exposure.
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Not like that affects returns
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You mean his father and brother
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You mean your father and brother
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Nah that's fake news. His own Dad said in an interview that he wasn't at the school when the shooting happened. He had left before it happened but he went back. You do realize that nobody would just be allowed to leave after the shooting occurred just all willy nilly? Every student had to come out with their hands up. He wasn't there.
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You sound like you live deep up sean hannitys ass
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Did you have a stroke?
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About 100. He always types one handed on WSB
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Wfc is sanctioned by Uncle Sam and would have had declining profits had tax reform not happened. No reason to pick wfc over the other three
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Seems like they are all moving together for the most part. Financials heavily manipulated
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Yeah but then it wouldn't have been so entertaining for us.
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So basically he died for our sins. Literally Jesus.
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Wsb is literally meme economy with real money. I love it!
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And I’ll call out the fake money fucking YOLO trades with a little info.
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Faggot
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Delight
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oh damn, do you think we will see impact of epyc soon or in another 5 quarters?
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This is the first quarter of Epyc with OEM support. I don't know anything until we see the ER. Companies move very slowly from what I've read. It's very likely that they try some servers and find that they like it before they order more. Before Spectre and meltdown, companies could have a short term memory and say Intel works great. We dont have any reason to switch. Now with Spectre and Meltdown fresh they can't say Intel was great anymore so they should be more willing to try AMD.
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Take your 2k to the old folks home for some bingo.
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:(
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Same here my man, someone feed me something juicy.
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Bought IBM calls when it was at 148.5, hope to enjoy some quick tendies.
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Heheheheh. I'm up almost 3% today.
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Well I'm glad you got profits. Thankfully MU went back up. Sold my 52.5 calls for a nice gain. Maybe it was destined for at least 2 fags to make money in this retarded market
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Took the advice from a guy yesterday that posted about QQQ calls. Bought some May 4 $165 and $168 calls. Here's to hoping for one of those $4 jumps it likes to make.
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I have a position in TQQQ. Hopefully with a couple giants releasing earnings next week, it'll be good for us.
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He and everyone else that followed him was raped on the 4/20 175 calls.
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I got in some 72.5 calls earlier this morning. Not bad so far
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It’s mind boggling how everyone wants to believe DRAM is going to crash. There’s no evidence of overproduction and no reason for any of the mfgs to even get near overproduction as the pricing hit will be oversized.
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Many people still have scars from the last downcycle. Once bitten, twice shy, yada yada yada. The naysaying pussy queefs will come around eventually memory prices just keep on a risin'
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E
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S
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I made 60% this week fyi
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Nice work, my dude. I'm also up, ~25%ish. Cheers.
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your opinion is misinformed
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Its either peaked or heading to its pre .com bubble all time high. Im betting on peaking near 60 (i sold at 40 so yes I'm salty).
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Unless there's some kind of gross negligence uncovered, this is probably just one of those statistical Russian Roulette events that's gonna happen eventually, and this time Southwest got caught with a bullet in the chamber.
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The negligence would only be if SW was seriously neglecting upkeep. There's a good chance this hits the engine mfg. as much or more than SW.
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You following him is the only thing in that list that I would say is retarded.
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Well, you're not wrong. I follow a lot of idiots who I think may affect things I'm in.
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For real lol. For someone so smart how can you be so dumb. Offering a bounty on a former First Lady. I mean I get it I hate the bitch too but if you have a shred of self preservation you couldve seen how that would end. And your out on bail. So dumb.
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Pretty much . I think he would be out chilling and enjoying his money if he didn't do that
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