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Hold? Look at 3 month chart def bear market inbound	yeah like Imma trust a dude on the internet who looked at the chart for 1 sec even though I only looked at the chart for 1 sec today and made like 5 trades
#FreeMyNiggaShkreli	lmao my boy
Thanks for the great DD!! $SQ really jumped today	👌
LEARNED MY LESSON LONG AGO. NEVER AGAIN	Username checks out?
Shh, bought calls when he posted this.	Nice
Don't care, their fault!	I hate to admit it, but GE would be the ones in charge of making sure the fan shroud can contain a fan failure. Hopefully that French company built the part that shrapnelled or it turns out LUV has been patching their engines with jiz.
Not sure. I wanted to buy at open but I had some business to do so I paid more.	eli5 limit order
Yeah exactly. That's what I try to remember. I had no way of knowing AMZN would gain $60 the day after I sold. And if I knew how to predict this shit I would be the richest man on earth.	Yeah, I should cashed out my nflx call for 30 prevent gain, instead I got scared and cashed out for 10%.... Tomorrow it could moon, or shorts could push it down, we shall see
afternoon	Yeah I missed out on $800 by closing my NFLX call in the morning after earnings which is why I'm hesitant to do the same with AMZN
Fun stuff. Do they settle every Wed? or monthly?	Every Wednesday. One contract a month is the 'monthly' and the rest are 'weekly', but in effect there's one settling every Wednesday.
I don’t think he ever even posted proof lel.	He did, dude isn't fake
I’ve been buying MSFT calls when they dip. Just look for something longer term (30-45 days). Because your weeklies you’re gonna get burned.	MSFT calls are the only reason i'm back green after fucking with meme stocks
[Takes like 20 secs at most](https://i.imgur.com/e0er61Z.png)	/u/Violent_Blue says he can do it in ten, sorry but we’re going to have to give him the contract.
Pissed enough to tweet out that USPS and Amazon conspired to inflate the Prime numbers.	I can't bring myself to check his Twitter.. is that real
That's a Sunday. You mean the 18th?	Yup. God I'm such a queer.
T	Y
How many men are in this stall with you?	It was... Crowded
B	O
I'll also accept you eating a shoe	Or go full McAfee and eat your cock
wow thats almost $200	15x1527=200
Was thinking about getting puts on them but I thought it’s such a piece of shit it couldn’t go much lower	Zero is way lower than $3.50.
I think people love the idea of a Tesla, but in practice there is a lot of things that Tesla cannot provide. Like for example easy maintenance. Why do I need to call Tesla to get something fixed? Why can't my existing dealer do repairs?	Try it. The dealer probably can't fix it anyway.
This shit might lift the entire tech sector. QQQ is gonna moon into FANG earnings next week. Jesus Christ this company is a fucking machine.	Netflix the other day, Amazon today. Incredible.
They don't want poor fags to buy their stock	Amazon being +$1000 is the only thing that saves it from the kiss of death that is WSB. If it was cheap fags on here could afford it and sell the second it drops 2%
I sold at 40 to pay rent for a year....	you have no monthly income or something?
One does not simply play earnings without iv	But Apple and Microsoft are around 28%. Grubhub is at 77%
Was a autocorrect. They are a reggae company	I read up on what reggae music is but I don't get what drawbacks it applies to MU. Can you explain pls?
Do you keep the receipts and write them off on your own 1040?	I'm not very eager for the IRS to audit my taxes.
You could say it goes up when there are more buyers than sellers	Which is sort of a misnomer. There are always equal buyers and sellers, it's more like, if more buyers or sellers are willing to concede on price.
125 million subscribers paying ~$10 a month.	That's .. more than I thought it would be.
I’m with ya pal. I had long calls and sold them yesterday. Picked up the same contracts as you for .25. My money is on it opening around 13.00 tomorrow. If it’s like past earning it will be a bloodbath early and then bounce.	Yah, I'm not sure what they could say tomorrow to make the stock go up. I just picked up some 4/27 13.5 puts since they're so cheap right now.
15/17 contracts at ~150% profit, so I'm playing with house money now :)	Nice! I wish the advice I give myself worked out as well as the advice I give others 😂
me too but meh fuck it now i just pay	Well I'm old now. So i have to pay.
Get a job	i do have a job, making almost 6 figures, but am paying off high interest debt first
Investors finally seeing the restructuring they asked for, CEO sold the IT part of the healthcare division for 1.something Bil, people trust he knows what hes doing since hes most familiar with that part of the company. Poised for volatility at earnings, buy calls and puts.	can you explain to me, with your fedora on, the difference in applications of strangles and straddles?
Oh by 'slow and steady gains' I mean options, only bitches actually buy equities.	Damn here I was thinking I was an OG.
Literally finished that exact bag last night so yeah it'll be nice to reload the freezer	Got any spare tendies? I'll do your laundry and clean all your piss bottles.
When I started working there in 2011 they gave me 335 shares as a signing bonus (~$200 a share at the time). Too bad I had to sell them in early 2014, when they were $350.	Out half a million dollars. Noice.
you're betting on love with that PE	I get it but it's priced to double earnings. I'm skeptical that it can increase usership very much more than they already have
Except the dumbass faggots that make up half the country	It blows my mind how appalled these retards are when they find out that the recording device they paid for and put into their own home doesn't just begin listening to them when they say Herr Alexa
Bango	Bongo
I don’t understand...they are a profitable company!	But you have to understand...
I guess the people who have to pay more for the same product they were getting before? But it's legal so it's not a scam.	insurance companies?
ill be sure to post my profit	Loss*
dont be a faggot	Too late
Luck only gets you so far.. this is autistic skills at its finest.	It's almost as if buying really OTM options are risky because they mostly end in complete failure.
It's up. Going hard on da puts	all in calls baby, lets go
ur poor af	nooooooooo
Point taken. However, this boi is complaining about the toaster screenshot being in German.	F
My 177 $4 call is getting shit on but I’m waiting on earnings tbh	I bought 10 x 177.5 calls for earnings at $5 a pop just two fucking days ago. Sold them off this morning at 3.30 a pop. My asshole hurts.
Good work! I have no idea what this means...	What's an option? I wasn't aware that I had any options other than to choke on my remaining pennies.
Oh thanks for that! Don’t wanna risk too much right now after my losses.	So far these are paying off pretty well. Up 37% since yesterday
Stoked my market rally that's for sure. ^^I'm ^^talking ^^about ^^my ^^penis.	Are you one of those degenerates that likes handholding?
I bought some 14.5 calls hoping for the best. Gonna try to get out early with a decent profit but Yolo if not	Are those expiring tomorrow?
Yes.	Tnx bb
Well they expire Monday so I've got a little time but I definitely don't want to hold over the weekend unless I absolutely have to. I expect a gap up based on earnings that come out tonight. And Trump will be too happy to fuck the markets up in the morning. I hope.	Next week are the big earnings. I don't see anything that is going to move SPY tonight. But good luck man, someone deserves to make money.
You made me a couple hundred bucks today. Thanks!	No problem! Now, I think it's time to talk about my consultation fee...
You look to be winning at the moment	I'm sure we'll both be cucked by this time tomorrow
More reason for the autistic minds of WSB to put together some shit course and charge $5,000 for it... We could be pimping this subreddit out so hard	'Lecture 1: How Memes Fulfill Dreams'
Yes. Very well explained and easy to understand.	Looking forward to it. Do you know of something that would allow me to practice with fake $? I think if I could see how the trades worked in real time without the fear of getting hosed, that help a lot too
Oorrrrr quit being a dumb dumb and start trading volatility	All I can say is you are being too kind by just calling me a dumb dumb.
it has been a beast this past year though	It doesn't matter. All good news are PRICED IN. except for Netflix.
good call	Damn!
MU weeklies	Yeah MU really fucked me today. Lost 50% on my 4/27 $51.50 calls. I expect them to come back though.
the rest of my 27k deposit finally posts to RH tomorrow, ill probably sit tight until monday. maybe.	Shit you are only down 3k and have 27k more available tomorrow? You'll ~~make that back~~ lose the rest in no time
whats your target for tomorrow man?	I think it's gonna drop out of that slow move up and go down 1% or more, or it'll go back up and continue it's slow move up. But if it goes up again, I dunno about it making it to 270 :/
That does seem suspicious. Why are they up so much?	no clue. A bank upped their 1 yr target to $13. Pretty sure it’ll tank soon
Bold move, stock is a fair price right now IMO, call options are a gamble.	Banking on esports and battle royale genre which requires huge processing power. Pubg is too addictive. Value investing...
Not me. I always get fucked trying to play earnings	Have you tried straddles? You don’t even have to be right. You just gotta hope it moves.
I bought 100 13$ puts. GL. We're either burned or gonna be rich.	misspellingbot only plays futures brah
Where’s all the moms at! Yea I had a bad feeling about this all day but it was such a cheap play, figured $85 bucks was worth it. But TEAM not going up surprised me. Ohh well... praying for WM in the morning.	If you only lost $85 there's not too much to complain about unless you really needed that $85. Never gamble what you can't afford to lose.
Damn, what was the price when you bought these? I'm trying to long Amazon rn with money from calls I made yesterday. I should be able to buy $30 contracts but I don't wanna pay that much if I don't have to ya know	For 1.8k. Shouldve added more when they went down to 1k lol
What but biscuits are different?	With butt gravy they are.
Maybe go all-in on an Ally savings account.	I miss the WSB that would tell OP to take out a second mortgage to finance a make-or-break YOLO.
Some places give you your entire allotment of shares on day one, but they only vest 20% per year for the first 5 years. Apparently the sale of the company triggered the 100% vesting immediately for him.	What a bizarre cash-flow for the company. Guess it's the same to the employee in the end anyway unless they leave early.
that these things	are cyclical
420	it's 420 eve, make sure you leave milk and cookies out for snoop dogg
by change do you mean buy another FD for next week?	Nah I mean like when it got to $168 and change as in the cents. Guess I should have just said 'when it breached $168' haha. Sorry XD.
It's a valid differentiation.	its perfectly cromulent
So pick em further out lol?	Too expensive
yeah dude. Same here. Had nice profits yesterday. So much bullshit.	I was at almost 100% yesterday. Lost all that. At least I have a month on my calls.
Never said it was a yolo, still a good chance of losing a shitload	Good chance of losing a shitload makes it a YOLO.
No worries, fam. I'm all good :D.	Wow are you two gonna suck each others dicks now or what
Hold on let me just pull it out of my ass.	So GE?
Lecture 9: The Margin Call, Voicemail, and When to Get a New Phone Number	Lecture 10: Listening to your Inner Autist, aka 'The Art of Faggotry'
ya i don't go all in and go broke the next day. Sorry i don't belong here.	nah bro i just don't think you understand anything about trading...so you DO belong here
The vast left-wing conspiracy is justified...	How to troll Conservatives 101.
And go up along with MU pre ER runup	lolz? MU doesn't have ER until early June.
Just wait for the weak ass guidance fam	So hold my 5/4 puts?
Because he bought at 1.35, then it went way OTM before rocketing up in a day. P/L Open says $32.50, meaning thats his profit. Not so impressive now...	Yeah I for sure thought It was a loss
that is one good looking mofo. i would share a tendie with little dude.	Sho iz
What app are you using?	Robinhood
OP wants to be long, writing puts gets you long plus some premium	Technically yes but if he buys contracts he's got a definitive amount of loss. If he sells contracts he'll have to watch it vigilantly in the event the trade flips against him or worse it goes ITM and he's forced to cover.
Weak hands man, I doubled down on 6/15 $28 calls when it was under .60 on Wednesday.	Dude, I know! Such a cuck, should have given it at least until May because historically financials come back and it's not like their earnings or guidance were bad. I'm my own worst enemy lol.
So flattening of yield curve indicates slowing economic growth?	Yes sir.
i have a hate love abusive relationship with MU	My mu relationship is basically a bdsm session. Very painful and I keep coming back
ICO when? 🤔	Hey hey hey
Gonna have to decline on that one dawg	The mods of this sub only exist to lose you money
4/27 175 strike. I’m okay averaging down tomorrow if need be but I think next week will be a ramp up to earnings despite rumored bad news.	Fuckin hope so. Grabbed the 5/4 $180 yesterday afternoon thinking it had bottomed and then lost 10% immediately. Almost did the 4/27 $175 but I'm an idiot.
wait for the short squeeze my guy	Explain? Was thinking of buying puts today as well.

Hold? Look at 3 month chart def bear market inbound

yeah like Imma trust a dude on the internet who looked at the chart for 1 sec even though I only looked at the chart for 1 sec today and made like 5 trades

#FreeMyNiggaShkreli

lmao my boy

Thanks for the great DD!! $SQ really jumped today

👌

LEARNED MY LESSON LONG AGO. NEVER AGAIN

Username checks out?

Shh, bought calls when he posted this.

Nice

Don't care, their fault!

I hate to admit it, but GE would be the ones in charge of making sure the fan shroud can contain a fan failure. Hopefully that French company built the part that shrapnelled or it turns out LUV has been patching their engines with jiz.

Not sure. I wanted to buy at open but I had some business to do so I paid more.

eli5 limit order

Yeah exactly. That's what I try to remember. I had no way of knowing AMZN would gain $60 the day after I sold. And if I knew how to predict this shit I would be the richest man on earth.

Yeah, I should cashed out my nflx call for 30 prevent gain, instead I got scared and cashed out for 10%.... Tomorrow it could moon, or shorts could push it down, we shall see

afternoon

Yeah I missed out on $800 by closing my NFLX call in the morning after earnings which is why I'm hesitant to do the same with AMZN

Fun stuff. Do they settle every Wed? or monthly?

Every Wednesday. One contract a month is the 'monthly' and the rest are 'weekly', but in effect there's one settling every Wednesday.

I don’t think he ever even posted proof lel.

He did, dude isn't fake

I’ve been buying MSFT calls when they dip. Just look for something longer term (30-45 days). Because your weeklies you’re gonna get burned.

MSFT calls are the only reason i'm back green after fucking with meme stocks

[Takes like 20 secs at most](https://i.imgur.com/e0er61Z.png)

/u/Violent_Blue says he can do it in ten, sorry but we’re going to have to give him the contract.

Pissed enough to tweet out that USPS and Amazon conspired to inflate the Prime numbers.

I can't bring myself to check his Twitter.. is that real

That's a Sunday. You mean the 18th?

Yup. God I'm such a queer.

T

Y

How many men are in this stall with you?

It was... Crowded

B

O

I'll also accept you eating a shoe

Or go full McAfee and eat your cock

wow thats almost $200

15x1527=200

Was thinking about getting puts on them but I thought it’s such a piece of shit it couldn’t go much lower

Zero is way lower than $3.50.

I think people love the idea of a Tesla, but in practice there is a lot of things that Tesla cannot provide. Like for example easy maintenance. Why do I need to call Tesla to get something fixed? Why can't my existing dealer do repairs?

Try it. The dealer probably can't fix it anyway.

This shit might lift the entire tech sector. QQQ is gonna moon into FANG earnings next week. Jesus Christ this company is a fucking machine.

Netflix the other day, Amazon today. Incredible.

They don't want poor fags to buy their stock

Amazon being +$1000 is the only thing that saves it from the kiss of death that is WSB. If it was cheap fags on here could afford it and sell the second it drops 2%

I sold at 40 to pay rent for a year....

you have no monthly income or something?

One does not simply play earnings without iv

But Apple and Microsoft are around 28%. Grubhub is at 77%

Was a autocorrect. They are a reggae company

I read up on what reggae music is but I don't get what drawbacks it applies to MU. Can you explain pls?

Do you keep the receipts and write them off on your own 1040?

I'm not very eager for the IRS to audit my taxes.

You could say it goes up when there are more buyers than sellers

Which is sort of a misnomer. There are always equal buyers and sellers, it's more like, if more buyers or sellers are willing to concede on price.

125 million subscribers paying ~$10 a month.

That's .. more than I thought it would be.

I’m with ya pal. I had long calls and sold them yesterday. Picked up the same contracts as you for .25. My money is on it opening around 13.00 tomorrow. If it’s like past earning it will be a bloodbath early and then bounce.

Yah, I'm not sure what they could say tomorrow to make the stock go up. I just picked up some 4/27 13.5 puts since they're so cheap right now.

15/17 contracts at ~150% profit, so I'm playing with house money now :)

Nice! I wish the advice I give myself worked out as well as the advice I give others 😂

me too but meh fuck it now i just pay

Well I'm old now. So i have to pay.

Get a job

i do have a job, making almost 6 figures, but am paying off high interest debt first

Investors finally seeing the restructuring they asked for, CEO sold the IT part of the healthcare division for 1.something Bil, people trust he knows what hes doing since hes most familiar with that part of the company. Poised for volatility at earnings, buy calls and puts.

can you explain to me, with your fedora on, the difference in applications of strangles and straddles?

Oh by 'slow and steady gains' I mean options, only bitches actually buy equities.

Damn here I was thinking I was an OG.

Literally finished that exact bag last night so yeah it'll be nice to reload the freezer

Got any spare tendies? I'll do your laundry and clean all your piss bottles.

When I started working there in 2011 they gave me 335 shares as a signing bonus (~$200 a share at the time). Too bad I had to sell them in early 2014, when they were $350.

Out half a million dollars. Noice.

you're betting on love with that PE

I get it but it's priced to double earnings. I'm skeptical that it can increase usership very much more than they already have

Except the dumbass faggots that make up half the country

It blows my mind how appalled these retards are when they find out that the recording device they paid for and put into their own home doesn't *just* begin listening to them when they say *Herr Alexa*

Bango

Bongo

I don’t understand...they are a profitable company!

But you have to understand...

I guess the people who have to pay more for the same product they were getting before? But it's legal so it's not a scam.

insurance companies?

ill be sure to post my profit

Loss*

dont be a faggot

Too late

Luck only gets you so far.. this is autistic skills at its finest.

It's almost as if buying really OTM options are risky because they mostly end in complete failure.

It's up. Going hard on da puts

all in calls baby, lets go

ur poor af

nooooooooo

Point taken. However, this boi is complaining about the toaster screenshot being in German.

F

My 177 $4 call is getting shit on but I’m waiting on earnings tbh

I bought 10 x 177.5 calls for earnings at $5 a pop just two fucking days ago. Sold them off this morning at 3.30 a pop. My asshole hurts.

Good work! I have no idea what this means...

What's an option? I wasn't aware that I had any options other than to choke on my remaining pennies.

Oh thanks for that! Don’t wanna risk too much right now after my losses.

So far these are paying off pretty well. Up 37% since yesterday

Stoked my market rally that's for sure. ^^I'm ^^talking ^^about ^^my ^^penis.

Are you one of those degenerates that likes handholding?

I bought some 14.5 calls hoping for the best. Gonna try to get out early with a decent profit but Yolo if not

Are those expiring tomorrow?

Yes.

Tnx bb

Well they expire Monday so I've got a little time but I definitely don't want to hold over the weekend unless I absolutely have to. I expect a gap up based on earnings that come out tonight. And Trump will be too happy to fuck the markets up in the morning. I hope.

Next week are the big earnings. I don't see anything that is going to move SPY tonight. But good luck man, someone deserves to make money.

You made me a couple hundred bucks today. Thanks!

No problem! Now, I think it's time to talk about my consultation fee...

You look to be winning at the moment

I'm sure we'll both be cucked by this time tomorrow

More reason for the autistic minds of WSB to put together some shit course and charge $5,000 for it... We could be pimping this subreddit out so hard

'Lecture 1: How Memes Fulfill Dreams'

Yes. Very well explained and easy to understand.

Looking forward to it. Do you know of something that would allow me to practice with fake $? I think if I could see how the trades worked in real time without the fear of getting hosed, that help a lot too

Oorrrrr quit being a dumb dumb and start trading volatility

All I can say is you are being too kind by just calling me a dumb dumb.

it has been a beast this past year though

It doesn't matter. All good news are PRICED IN. except for Netflix.

good call

Damn!

MU weeklies

Yeah MU really fucked me today. Lost 50% on my 4/27 $51.50 calls. I expect them to come back though.

the rest of my 27k deposit finally posts to RH tomorrow, ill probably sit tight until monday. maybe.

Shit you are only down 3k and have 27k more available tomorrow? You'll ~~make that back~~ lose the rest in no time

whats your target for tomorrow man?

I think it's gonna drop out of that slow move up and go down 1% or more, or it'll go back up and continue it's slow move up. But if it goes up again, I dunno about it making it to 270 :/

That does seem suspicious. Why are they up so much?

no clue. A bank upped their 1 yr target to $13. Pretty sure it’ll tank soon

Bold move, stock is a fair price right now IMO, call options are a gamble.

Banking on esports and battle royale genre which requires huge processing power. Pubg is too addictive. Value investing...

Not me. I always get fucked trying to play earnings

Have you tried straddles? You don’t even have to be right. You just gotta hope it moves.

I bought 100 13$ puts. GL. We're either burned or gonna be rich.

misspellingbot only plays futures brah

Where’s all the moms at! Yea I had a bad feeling about this all day but it was such a cheap play, figured $85 bucks was worth it. But TEAM not going up surprised me. Ohh well... praying for WM in the morning.

If you only lost $85 there's not too much to complain about unless you really needed that $85. Never gamble what you can't afford to lose.

Damn, what was the price when you bought these? I'm trying to long Amazon rn with money from calls I made yesterday. I should be able to buy $30 contracts but I don't wanna pay that much if I don't have to ya know

For 1.8k. Shouldve added more when they went down to 1k lol

What but biscuits are different?

With butt gravy they are.

Maybe go all-in on an Ally savings account.

I miss the WSB that would tell OP to take out a second mortgage to finance a make-or-break YOLO.

Some places give you your entire allotment of shares on day one, but they only vest 20% per year for the first 5 years. Apparently the sale of the company triggered the 100% vesting immediately for him.

What a bizarre cash-flow for the company. Guess it's the same to the employee in the end anyway unless they leave early.

that these things

are cyclical

420

it's 420 eve, make sure you leave milk and cookies out for snoop dogg

by change do you mean buy another FD for next week?

Nah I mean like when it got to $168 and change as in the cents. Guess I should have just said 'when it breached $168' haha. Sorry XD.

It's a valid differentiation.

its perfectly cromulent

So pick em further out lol?

Too expensive

yeah dude. Same here. Had nice profits yesterday. So much bullshit.

I was at almost 100% yesterday. Lost all that. At least I have a month on my calls.

Never said it was a yolo, still a good chance of losing a shitload

Good chance of losing a shitload makes it a YOLO.

No worries, fam. I'm all good :D.

Wow are you two gonna suck each others dicks now or what

Hold on let me just pull it out of my ass.

So GE?

Lecture 9: The Margin Call, Voicemail, and When to Get a New Phone Number

Lecture 10: Listening to your Inner Autist, aka 'The Art of Faggotry'

ya i don't go all in and go broke the next day. Sorry i don't belong here.

nah bro i just don't think you understand anything about trading...so you DO belong here

The vast left-wing conspiracy is justified...

How to troll Conservatives 101.

And go up along with MU pre ER runup

lolz? MU doesn't have ER until early June.

Just wait for the weak ass guidance fam

So hold my 5/4 puts?

Because he bought at 1.35, then it went way OTM before rocketing up in a day. P/L Open says $32.50, meaning thats his profit. Not so impressive now...

Yeah I for sure thought It was a loss

that is one good looking mofo. i would share a tendie with little dude.

Sho iz

What app are you using?

Robinhood

OP wants to be long, writing puts gets you long plus some premium

Technically yes but if he buys contracts he's got a definitive amount of loss. If he sells contracts he'll have to watch it vigilantly in the event the trade flips against him or worse it goes ITM and he's forced to cover.

Weak hands man, I doubled down on 6/15 $28 calls when it was under .60 on Wednesday.

Dude, I know! Such a cuck, should have given it at least until May because historically financials come back and it's not like their earnings or guidance were bad. I'm my own worst enemy lol.

So flattening of yield curve indicates slowing economic growth?

Yes sir.

i have a hate love abusive relationship with MU

My mu relationship is basically a bdsm session. Very painful and I keep coming back

ICO when? 🤔

Hey hey hey

Gonna have to decline on that one dawg

The mods of this sub only exist to lose you money

4/27 175 strike. I’m okay averaging down tomorrow if need be but I think next week will be a ramp up to earnings despite rumored bad news.

Fuckin hope so. Grabbed the 5/4 $180 yesterday afternoon thinking it had bottomed and then lost 10% immediately. Almost did the 4/27 $175 but I'm an idiot.

wait for the short squeeze my guy

Explain? Was thinking of buying puts today as well.