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But fraud IS entertainment	You know what they say about psychopaths not being able to tell the difference between certain things...
OK then I'm down for new information: Is there something new that causes this vs. prior rules-of-thumb? are rental companies rotating them out quicker? Are they more expensive now vs. 5 years ago?	I just think they keep vehicles for less time, people are more wary of beating up a rental car because the companies are more thorough about inspections and they don’t want to pay, and I would say they are. As soon as a rental hits 40k miles they get rid of it.
Cool.	Look at your fucking flair
Lolwut?	Consumers Credit Union 4.59% APY On Up To $20,000 Rewards Checking
Spreads are not the smartest plays in the market today. The market has no direction right now, just chop up and down. You'd probably get exercised on again trying to bet a direction now	Right now I’d probably go with some iron condors if I could. I fucked up by not closing less than 2 weeks til expiration. Regardless I should’ve closed the trade weeks earlier
7 - Somehow be completely unaware, despite access to top management, that the only way they were supporting their high prices was through fraudulent claims from a subsidiary that they failed to disclose that they owned.	Isn't that the story where they had 100% control over that subsidiary (some online pharmacy) and an option to buy it for 1$, but didn't actually own it? That's hillarious honestly.
P.O.N.T.I.A.C.	Shut the fuck up bot.
This is my nightmare since i just started selling credit spreads. Can you talk about the process of the early execution further or is that about all there is to it? I only have an uncovered put position on twitter but it is cash covered.	I sold some naked twitter puts in December. Pretty easy play. I would suggest knowing how much profit you want and how much your willing to lose and closing it once you reach either of those points. Also make sure you close before it’s <2 weeks til expiration otherwise you start to risk early assignment if they’re ITM. Keep an eye on their extrinsic value also. And just because they have a little extrinsic value <2 weeks til expiration doesn’t mean you won’t be exercised early.
I'm super new to all this, thank you for your reply. Very sorry for your loss.	I really suggest going to tastytrade and learning everything you can. The CBOE also has some free material. Great resources to learn
Good old lukewarm.	If I die tell my wife i said, hello.
lmao price and quantity graph	supply and demand graph* you degenerate (also just passed microeconomics)
Many cocks to suck behind a dumpster, you have	Been doing this for 3 years. RoI isn't the best, tbh.
Higher oil prices for most part are drag on us economy. Look at recessions and increases in oil prices. They correlate pretty heavily, because for a long time the biggest import was oil. It still is the biggest but not majority any more.	I believe that dynamic no longer holds weight as the US has become the world's largest producer of oil. Current day US is different than the US of previous recessions.
Yeah seriously, let some dipshit rich kid take the bulk of the depreciation out of daddy's money. Use the savings to buy FDs.	Or buy a car that doesn’t depreciate more than 80% the second it comes off the lot like a Civic does
I'm with you, keep holding. Recession 2019/2020 when the effects of the corporate tax rates dwindle.	Buffett Indicator and Shiller Ratio both concur: the market is significantly overvalued. S&P would have to lose 35-40% to reach fair value. Buffett’s not sitting on $116B cash to stimulate his fossilized prostate
Except the government can just print money to pay off whatever they want.	China and Japan are done buying your treasuries. So good luck with that
Because the top answer was much better lol	But this is the best and the top and the correct answer.
NAPLES! I'm selling my [vacation house](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2750-Gordon-Dr-Naples-FL-34102/43731180_zpid/) there. If you're interested hit me up. I'll knock $50k off since you're a WSB'er	Can I come over to hang out?
Yeah. Some parents hate their son/daughter.	I'm too much of a cheap fuck to get a nice car, I've been using a 99' Camry for years.
GNAWLEDGE	#YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
He could be Australian	Even more confirmed
I agree, I can't time the downfall and I doubt it will happen this week but it must come in the next few months, I'm very excited for all of the buying opportunities	Dont try to time the bottom, you can get fucked that way
Would this be a good choice for baby's first FD? When would I be likely to pay the least premium for this option, on Monday morning or wait until Wednesday afternoon to buy?	Depend on whether it goes up towards earnings. If it goes down then premium will be lower. I would buy whatever you are going to buy Monday morning. MSFT or ebay might be a better first FD
Good point. Going puts on SNAP then. Mama don’t have that.	Yet.
What would people think if Martin got released after 7 years and cured cancer and got a Nobel Peace Prize or some shit	Only the haters would be surprised
If you think that's good you should check out this website called Amazon. They will no shit mail your packages to your door instead of making you go get it.	And then your neighbors watch someone steal the package while your not home
So when do your puts expire?	F
Fyi, Adidas was pumped by Kanye very well.	Tesla needs to bring Kanye on board as a head engineer and then it's straight to the moon
Y’all need to hit me up on Google+.	lol I'm not gonna lie I was the kid who thought Google plus would take down FB
The funny part is that they don’t have a phone number.	Then how do they do margin calls?
'Hilarious sub' lol	This sub is hilarious though
It will depend on GOOG earnings	I don't remember once Google put the market in it's back.
Their impact on the market is not to be fucked with or underestimated tho.	This guy brains.
/u/HellzAngelz don't be a little bitch and delete your posts when you talk shit and get downvoted	too many downvotes before the anti-brigading feature kicks in, I don't want to be /u/Parson1991
How tf do you not know the difference between gambling and options trading?	Said the guy who lost 12k in 2 months.
Hahaha i wont sleep either. I took a risk and bought 11k of QQQ and FB call options at the ultimate dip on friday. Figured i pay theta over weekend expecting pre-market prices to jump. I figured i do the opposite of the logical move of buying puts. since every time i think logically i get burned. might buy FD calls for Amazon if it dont jump pre-market.	Theta decay was prob priced in Friday already if you were lucky.
When do I buy?	Margin call
Fine I'll buy those Monday	30 days out or 60 days dte?
I say flat. Futures are going flat and the 10-year yield touched 2.97 no long ago.	Futures are up and 10 yr yield is nearly 2.977%. We going up dude.
Hopefully not too green at open, I'm tryna hop in some calls	Hear ya but the big boys report after today really though. We got time to get in today. Any sort of dip and I'm buying spy.
Sweet at first, then sour, then your ass hurts.	DD: Turks hate lube
So what are you	I am an idiot sandwich.
You got a brain kid	No u
all that protein tho	His GAINZ and losses even out after AIDs tax.
Might even go sideways to be honest.	Somewhere in the multiverse it might even go backwards
I hear you guys have been talkin shit 😎	So did you trade it in?
Isn't this a good time to buy, then?	For semiconductors, yeah. For AAPL, no
How so??	It's 50/50. He says bearish, other guy says bullish. One of them will be right tomorrow.
camreeeeee	Lol damn wsb apparently loves civics. Who knew
$2,450,000.	$2,450,000$
I'm too much of a cheap fuck to get a nice car, I've been using a 99' Camry for years.	I know someone at the SVP level driving a 1984 Mercedes...I can't tell you with certainty which class, other than that it's a four door sedan And no, his is not the pampered Sunday driver classic car kind. More like the broke down on the side of the road and have to fix it, don't push that AC button kind. That's cheap taken to the extreme.
> all in	lol got me
Wait you’re not already paying her $10 a month for a nudes subscription?	Still on my 3 week free trial, I just keep creating new FB accounts to continue to get free trials. Fool proof fappin plan.
Can't see my bags if my eyes are shut.	But they can still call u about margins
That is the best fucking part	Right? The free entertainment here is what keeps me coming back
I meant this next week, as in today through Friday.	Ok, well I'm out the second it moves past the bullshit $9.99 - $10.50 range..
Short crack and homeless - perfect hedge.	Definitely long crack and homeless... A'int going anywhere.
Sure. Usually a market making bot is matching your order, so the prices reflect something where over a bunch of different underlings and strikes a profit can be obtained. Mathematically, if you play FDs often your expectancy value is negative. As for the AAPL FD trade, it doesn't look that rosy today, too.	Yeah I’m taking it up the ass from both these trades. Whoopsie.
you think he likes npr or is he full libertarian	I'm not sure about that, but when I said you can get MP3 players and radios I meant that you can purchase them through the facility that you're at, not that people can send you them from the outside. The MP3 player that you get is a special one, and you gotta buy stuff through the corrlinks system. It isn't like you can hit up iTunes. That said, there's a ton of music you can buy
Ya i sold my CRM call at 11pm today made like 25%. My JNJ 130$ 4/27 calls are +100% luckly.	How? It’s at 126.5
Yea, it's lumped under alphabet, and imo end-game of Waymo is not priced in today. There's positive sentiment, but few people are realizing and applying how monetizing a percentage of miles driven is going to be a hot tamale.	The issue is that waymo probably won’t have an impact for at least 8-10 quarters. I doubt anyone here cares to hold that long.
Like erection popping spectacular	Like 'RIP my shorts, because they just ripped open' spectacular
That was a really poorly timed price cut for this play, and steep as well. It's like Citi wanted to personally fuck up my thread. I'm still interested in the play, but I'm going to wait until close. And I'm going to change the strike price, if I end up going for it. I will update my sticky comment near market close.	I've been up by as much as 25&#37; today on the JNJ 131 calls I bought at $.08 when I bought at near $126 and it shot to $127. But I'm investing baby money in this play just to get a feel for it, so if I lose, I lose $24. Thanks for the DD. If I win, I could win some quick cash.
Ok I credit spread SPY 270.5/271s for Wednesday	Got it. All in on soybean futures.
I thought the same thing about financial sector's earnings. It wasn't enough.	mr samsung you should know that tech companies hold anlot more weight on the market overall in terms of share of market cap
I blame the fact that there is only an upvote button. We can only encourage each other to continue dumping money into this game in exchange for upvotes. I can't stop.	It feels really good though doesn't it?
Can't play earnings next week. This is getting sold as soon as T+3 happens.	i did same thing. good luck for both of us
What did you expect? They're family cars. I rented a new Ford fusion and the thing was a god damned boat.	Wasn’t overly surprised, but I’d expect basic models to be slightly more appealing to millennial preferences
I bought 5/4 9.5 calls before they announced ER early. Took that as a good sign. The IV crush is going to kill me after earnings so I'm just trying to eek out some gains this week and close before ER. I just don't think it'll skyrocket even if the news is good.	It usually falls after earnings come out. But I feel like its taken a beating lately and didnt really drop as much as some other semi conductors stocks did on recent news so perhaps there will be decent guidance. I just feel like taking the chance on it because Im bored really.
Pretty sure, I don't know what else it could mean. I've seen a lot of people talking about it lately idk why.	This is WSB, FD is Faggot's Delight
You got the 'clap' too?	'Twas easy.
do you think it's actually being 'manipulated' by MM's or maybe just normal market forces causing it to be pinned	Same thing.
lol, expected as much from a dotard supporter	Wromg again. I just hate stupidity and malware, and your poor devices are forced to deal with both.
Purdue fanboy?	??
And if other people think like this, then actual human investors will get spooked and sell off too!	Tru brah
Not MUrder then?	Sanjay broke into his house and MUstabbed him in the anus and he dieded
K	goodbye
I	T
Price target zero then	At least make sense, faggot.
what do you think about spy 270.5 5/4 calls?	I never know how I feel about SPY options, man... 270.5 @ 5/4 seems reasonable, especially with Google's ER today. Tech might elevate everything up a good ways. If you pick up 5/4 calls tomorrow, don't be afraid to sell them Wednesday is all I'm saying.
RIP MU	Why does this affect MU?
Lol just buy dfen and hold... easy money	I definitely should have done that. Lulz. At least the premiums were cheap.
They were 2 months out when I bought them, duh.	That's the spirit
What calls did you buy?	The ones from that time that isn’t real.
I figured the 'lol' at the end would make it pretty clear, but honestly you're probably right.	lol
I'm on the same page with 5/4 calls, with the stock taking a beating, and nowhere to fall, however I will not carry to expiry. It looked clearly pinned on 4/20, and while institutional investors are in their accumulation phase, and I think it could hit $14 to $16 this year regardless of the overall market (So long as it's not diluted, and why would investors vote for that?) I am avoiding expiry fuckery with this.	Well sure, definitely sell before expiration. The question is when :shrug:
Oh you're not him? Haha yeah what the fuck happened to him? Last I saw he was all in bear ETFs and then nothing. Assumed he got banned but figured he'd make another throw-away.	he got banned.
2 way otm calls	best deal in the market rn
Who the fuck followed his advice? Oh wait, I did.	Same. Just 200 calls though. :(
:(	dude the hell is going on. half of the WSB conversation is BOTS.
you're going to write your account's value on your chest?	Really set myself up for that one.
Everybody is already all\-in.	All-in? You need to start using leverage so you can be more than all-in.
We all thought that at one point, some of us were just smart enough not to click the order button though	That was before RH though. For $1, no commission, I might've done it...
Until those cocksuckers cut you off for 'excessive swearing'. Fucking bullshit.	Never knew there was such a thing at a casino. You sure you weren't fondling the cocktail waitresses?
Laughing at people who ruined their lives does not count as glorifying.	If your liking all the posts giving them sweet karma that in turn gives them glory right? That's like handing out free whiskey at AA sayin na man I'm not condoning drinking.
I eat a shoe if ge hits 19 by next month	Get me in the screen cap.
Fag. I've spent longer than 5 mins on this sub.	Proof is in the positions.
Yeah, smart enough to lose my money while he sells some puts on Aapl :) I jest. Going to lose like half a grand on his advice, but I jest.	I'm up 60% on those JNJ calls I don't know about you. Bought in at 8c a contract.
He totally put in a market order for these, paying 2 pennies when he should have paid 1. Instant 50% loss. So fucking funny. Good news it was only a 40 dollar bet.	RH only has limit orders for options...
You think it bottomed out?	I would say there is a 50% chance it’s bottomed out, i mean it either is, or it isn’t ya know. I’m sure buying options like it’s bottomed but I suck at this so...

But fraud IS entertainment

You know what they say about psychopaths not being able to tell the difference between certain things...

OK then I'm down for new information: Is there something new that causes this vs. prior rules-of-thumb? are rental companies rotating them out quicker? Are they more expensive now vs. 5 years ago?

I just think they keep vehicles for less time, people are more wary of beating up a rental car because the companies are more thorough about inspections and they don’t want to pay, and I would say they are. As soon as a rental hits 40k miles they get rid of it.

Cool.

Look at your fucking flair

Lolwut?

Consumers Credit Union 4.59% APY On Up To $20,000 Rewards Checking

Spreads are not the smartest plays in the market today. The market has no direction right now, just chop up and down. You'd probably get exercised on again trying to bet a direction now

Right now I’d probably go with some iron condors if I could. I fucked up by not closing less than 2 weeks til expiration. Regardless I should’ve closed the trade weeks earlier

7 - Somehow be completely unaware, despite access to top management, that the only way they were supporting their high prices was through fraudulent claims from a subsidiary that they failed to disclose that they owned.

Isn't that the story where they had 100% control over that subsidiary (some online pharmacy) and an option to buy it for 1$, but didn't actually own it? That's hillarious honestly.

P.O.N.T.I.A.C.

Shut the fuck up bot.

This is my nightmare since i just started selling credit spreads. Can you talk about the process of the early execution further or is that about all there is to it? I only have an uncovered put position on twitter but it is cash covered.

I sold some naked twitter puts in December. Pretty easy play. I would suggest knowing how much profit you want and how much your willing to lose and closing it once you reach either of those points. Also make sure you close before it’s <2 weeks til expiration otherwise you start to risk early assignment if they’re ITM. Keep an eye on their extrinsic value also. And just because they have a little extrinsic value <2 weeks til expiration doesn’t mean you won’t be exercised early.

I'm super new to all this, thank you for your reply. Very sorry for your loss.

I really suggest going to tastytrade and learning everything you can. The CBOE also has some free material. Great resources to learn

Good old lukewarm.

If I die tell my wife i said, hello.

lmao price and quantity graph

supply and demand graph* you degenerate (also just passed microeconomics)

Many cocks to suck behind a dumpster, you have

Been doing this for 3 years. RoI isn't the best, tbh.

Higher oil prices for most part are drag on us economy. Look at recessions and increases in oil prices. They correlate pretty heavily, because for a long time the biggest import was oil. It still is the biggest but not majority any more.

I believe that dynamic no longer holds weight as the US has become the world's largest producer of oil. Current day US is different than the US of previous recessions.

Yeah seriously, let some dipshit rich kid take the bulk of the depreciation out of daddy's money. Use the savings to buy FDs.

Or buy a car that doesn’t depreciate more than 80% the second it comes off the lot like a Civic does

I'm with you, keep holding. Recession 2019/2020 when the effects of the corporate tax rates dwindle.

Buffett Indicator and Shiller Ratio both concur: the market is significantly overvalued. S&P would have to lose 35-40% to reach fair value. Buffett’s not sitting on $116B cash to stimulate his fossilized prostate

Except the government can just print money to pay off whatever they want.

China and Japan are done buying your treasuries. So good luck with that

Because the top answer was much better lol

But this is the best and the top and the correct answer.

NAPLES! I'm selling my [vacation house](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2750-Gordon-Dr-Naples-FL-34102/43731180_zpid/) there. If you're interested hit me up. I'll knock $50k off since you're a WSB'er

Can I come over to hang out?

Yeah. Some parents hate their son/daughter.

I'm too much of a cheap fuck to get a nice car, I've been using a 99' Camry for years.

GNAWLEDGE

#**YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS**

He could be Australian

Even more confirmed

I agree, I can't time the downfall and I doubt it will happen this week but it must come in the next few months, I'm very excited for all of the buying opportunities

Dont try to time the bottom, you can get fucked that way

Would this be a good choice for baby's first FD? When would I be likely to pay the least premium for this option, on Monday morning or wait until Wednesday afternoon to buy?

Depend on whether it goes up towards earnings. If it goes down then premium will be lower. I would buy whatever you are going to buy Monday morning. MSFT or ebay might be a better first FD

Good point. Going puts on SNAP then. Mama don’t have that.

Yet.

What would people think if Martin got released after 7 years and cured cancer and got a Nobel Peace Prize or some shit

Only the haters would be surprised

If you think that's good you should check out this website called Amazon. They will no shit mail your packages to your door instead of making you go get it.

And then your neighbors watch someone steal the package while your not home

So when do your puts expire?

F

Fyi, Adidas was pumped by Kanye very well.

Tesla needs to bring Kanye on board as a head engineer and then it's straight to the moon

Y’all need to hit me up on Google+.

lol I'm not gonna lie I was the kid who thought Google plus would take down FB

The funny part is that they don’t have a phone number.

Then how do they do margin calls?

'Hilarious sub' lol

This sub is hilarious though

It will depend on GOOG earnings

I don't remember once Google put the market in it's back.

Their impact on the market is not to be fucked with or underestimated tho.

This guy brains.

/u/HellzAngelz don't be a little bitch and delete your posts when you talk shit and get downvoted

too many downvotes before the anti-brigading feature kicks in, I don't want to be /u/Parson1991

How tf do you not know the difference between gambling and options trading?

Said the guy who lost 12k in 2 months.

Hahaha i wont sleep either. I took a risk and bought 11k of QQQ and FB call options at the ultimate dip on friday. Figured i pay theta over weekend expecting pre-market prices to jump. I figured i do the opposite of the logical move of buying puts. since every time i think logically i get burned. might buy FD calls for Amazon if it dont jump pre-market.

Theta decay was prob priced in Friday already if you were lucky.

When do I buy?

Margin call

Fine I'll buy those Monday

30 days out or 60 days dte?

I say flat. Futures are going flat and the 10-year yield touched 2.97 no long ago.

Futures are up and 10 yr yield is nearly 2.977%. We going up dude.

Hopefully not too green at open, I'm tryna hop in some calls

Hear ya but the big boys report after today really though. We got time to get in today. Any sort of dip and I'm buying spy.

Sweet at first, then sour, then your ass hurts.

DD: Turks hate lube

So what are you

I am an idiot sandwich.

You got a brain kid

No u

all that protein tho

His GAINZ and losses even out after AIDs tax.

Might even go sideways to be honest.

Somewhere in the multiverse it might even go backwards

I hear you guys have been talkin shit 😎

So did you trade it in?

Isn't this a good time to buy, then?

For semiconductors, yeah. For AAPL, no

How so??

It's 50/50. He says bearish, other guy says bullish. One of them will be right tomorrow.

camreeeeee

Lol damn wsb apparently loves civics. Who knew

$2,450,000.

$2,450,000$

I'm too much of a cheap fuck to get a nice car, I've been using a 99' Camry for years.

I know someone at the SVP level driving a 1984 Mercedes...I can't tell you with certainty which class, other than that it's a four door sedan And no, his is not the pampered Sunday driver classic car kind. More like the broke down on the side of the road and have to fix it, don't push that AC button kind. That's cheap taken to the extreme.

> all in

lol got me

Wait you’re not already paying her $10 a month for a nudes subscription?

Still on my 3 week free trial, I just keep creating new FB accounts to continue to get free trials. Fool proof fappin plan.

Can't see my bags if my eyes are shut.

But they can still call u about margins

That is the best fucking part

Right? The free entertainment here is what keeps me coming back

I meant this next week, as in today through Friday.

Ok, well I'm out the second it moves past the bullshit $9.99 - $10.50 range..

Short crack and homeless - perfect hedge.

Definitely long crack and homeless... A'int going anywhere.

Sure. Usually a market making bot is matching your order, so the prices reflect something where over a bunch of different underlings and strikes a profit can be obtained. Mathematically, if you play FDs often your expectancy value is negative. As for the AAPL FD trade, it doesn't look that rosy today, too.

Yeah I’m taking it up the ass from both these trades. Whoopsie.

you think he likes npr or is he full libertarian

I'm not sure about that, but when I said you can get MP3 players and radios I meant that you can purchase them through the facility that you're at, not that people can send you them from the outside. The MP3 player that you get is a special one, and you gotta buy stuff through the corrlinks system. It isn't like you can hit up iTunes. That said, there's a ton of music you can buy

Ya i sold my CRM call at 11pm today made like 25%. My JNJ 130$ 4/27 calls are +100% luckly.

How? It’s at 126.5

Yea, it's lumped under alphabet, and imo end-game of Waymo is not priced in today. There's positive sentiment, but few people are realizing and applying how monetizing a *percentage of miles driven* is going to be a hot tamale.

The issue is that waymo probably won’t have an impact for at least 8-10 quarters. I doubt anyone here cares to hold that long.

Like erection popping spectacular

Like 'RIP my shorts, because they just ripped open' spectacular

That was a really poorly timed price cut for this play, and steep as well. It's like Citi wanted to personally fuck up my thread. I'm still interested in the play, but I'm going to wait until close. And I'm going to change the strike price, if I end up going for it. I will update my sticky comment near market close.

I've been up by as much as 25&#37; today on the JNJ 131 calls I bought at $.08 when I bought at near $126 and it shot to $127. But I'm investing baby money in this play just to get a feel for it, so if I lose, I lose $24. Thanks for the DD. If I win, I could win some quick cash.

Ok I credit spread SPY 270.5/271s for Wednesday

Got it. All in on soybean futures.

I thought the same thing about financial sector's earnings. It wasn't enough.

mr samsung you should know that tech companies hold anlot more weight on the market overall in terms of share of market cap

I blame the fact that there is only an upvote button. We can only encourage each other to continue dumping money into this game in exchange for upvotes. I can't stop.

It feels really good though doesn't it?

Can't play earnings next week. This is getting sold as soon as T+3 happens.

i did same thing. good luck for both of us

What did you expect? They're family cars. I rented a new Ford fusion and the thing was a god damned boat.

Wasn’t overly surprised, but I’d expect basic models to be slightly more appealing to millennial preferences

I bought 5/4 9.5 calls before they announced ER early. Took that as a good sign. The IV crush is going to kill me after earnings so I'm just trying to eek out some gains this week and close before ER. I just don't think it'll skyrocket even if the news is good.

It usually falls after earnings come out. But I feel like its taken a beating lately and didnt really drop as much as some other semi conductors stocks did on recent news so perhaps there will be decent guidance. I just feel like taking the chance on it because Im bored really.

Pretty sure, I don't know what else it could mean. I've seen a lot of people talking about it lately idk why.

This is WSB, FD is Faggot's Delight

You got the 'clap' too?

'Twas easy.

do you think it's actually being 'manipulated' by MM's or maybe just normal market forces causing it to be pinned

Same thing.

lol, expected as much from a dotard supporter

Wromg again. I just hate stupidity and malware, and your poor devices are forced to deal with both.

Purdue fanboy?

??

And if other people think like this, then actual human investors will get spooked and sell off too!

Tru brah

Not MUrder then?

Sanjay broke into his house and MUstabbed him in the anus and he dieded

K

goodbye

I

T

Price target zero then

At least make sense, faggot.

what do you think about spy 270.5 5/4 calls?

I never know how I feel about SPY options, man... 270.5 @ 5/4 seems reasonable, especially with Google's ER today. Tech might elevate everything up a good ways. If you pick up 5/4 calls tomorrow, don't be afraid to sell them Wednesday is all I'm saying.

RIP MU

Why does this affect MU?

Lol just buy dfen and hold... easy money

I definitely should have done that. Lulz. At least the premiums were cheap.

They were 2 months out when I bought them, duh.

That's the spirit

What calls did you buy?

The ones from that time that isn’t real.

I figured the 'lol' at the end would make it pretty clear, but honestly you're probably right.

lol

I'm on the same page with 5/4 calls, with the stock taking a beating, and nowhere to fall, however I will not carry to expiry. It looked clearly pinned on 4/20, and while institutional investors are in their accumulation phase, and I think it could hit $14 to $16 this year regardless of the overall market (So long as it's not diluted, and why would investors vote for that?) I am avoiding expiry fuckery with this.

Well sure, definitely sell before expiration. The question is when :shrug:

Oh you're not him? Haha yeah what the fuck happened to him? Last I saw he was all in bear ETFs and then nothing. Assumed he got banned but figured he'd make another throw-away.

he got banned.

2 way otm calls

best deal in the market rn

Who the fuck followed his advice? Oh wait, I did.

Same. Just 200 calls though. :(

:(

dude the hell is going on. half of the WSB conversation is BOTS.

you're going to write your account's value on your chest?

Really set myself up for that one.

Everybody is already all\-in.

All-in? You need to start using leverage so you can be more than all-in.

We all thought that at one point, some of us were just smart enough not to click the order button though

That was before RH though. For $1, no commission, I might've done it...

Until those cocksuckers cut you off for 'excessive swearing'. Fucking bullshit.

Never knew there was such a thing at a casino. You sure you weren't fondling the cocktail waitresses?

Laughing at people who ruined their lives does not count as glorifying.

If your liking all the posts giving them sweet karma that in turn gives them glory right? That's like handing out free whiskey at AA sayin na man I'm not condoning drinking.

I eat a shoe if ge hits 19 by next month

Get me in the screen cap.

Fag. I've spent longer than 5 mins on this sub.

Proof is in the positions.

Yeah, smart enough to lose my money while he sells some puts on Aapl :) I jest. Going to lose like half a grand on his advice, but I jest.

I'm up 60% on those JNJ calls I don't know about you. Bought in at 8c a contract.

He totally put in a market order for these, paying 2 pennies when he should have paid 1. Instant 50% loss. So fucking funny. Good news it was only a 40 dollar bet.

RH only has limit orders for options...

You think it bottomed out?

I would say there is a 50% chance it’s bottomed out, i mean it either is, or it isn’t ya know. I’m sure buying options like it’s bottomed but I suck at this so...