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GG faggot. How did you know to do this?	He didn’t . He bought a scratch off and won. Nigga best cash that shit in before trump tweets
Canada Math Olympiad?	im not that good, but got perfect on pascal and cayley
With butt gravy they are.	Im here to collect
yeah because of lying, it's like me going around town saying i've shagged 15 girls this year because i downloaded tinder the other night	If they kept lying it would have kept going up
Between piss bottles	it’s the way of the road, pal
I need gas and I'm not tryna pay $2.80 when it was $2.35 a gallon like 5 days ago	Seriously. I went to Costco the other day and it was $2.50/gallon. Week before it was $2.20ish
Have you considered taking out a mortgage to finance your plan to make WSB great again?	If he does, short WSB?
no, it absolutely can be more than 10% of your networth, how do you think HFT makes money?	on risky investments? No way bro. Unless its in a bull run you move that % up.
Same. But think of all the funny memes people will post when it sky rockets.	And from the ashes, WE WILL BUILD A BETTER ONE!
So then in my scenario I would just say in at 48.50?	Yes you would claim your strike and if particularly frisky list your premiums but nobody does that cause they're lazy and want to sound smart
Nah	no arguing that
Lol the best thing about the last election is all of the memes. I for whatever reason didn't watch them when it was going on. Now I have hours of entertainment.	I don't think I will ever get as fun of a campaign season in my life again.
You should probably invest in $ROPE.	In other news, the sun in hot, water is wet, and ur momma's a whore
Probably using RH. You can't set stop losses on RH options I don't think.	Of course not. Why would beginner traders need stop loss? Fuckin’ lel.
Good luck, brother. I have SPY 269 puts. May the best faggot win	Reeeee
Tromp stoxxx?	No just opshins.
If that's the case then those slacking JD workers better buckle up and ready their piss bottles amazon style.	JD workers wear diapers, no time for piss bottles, just pee on self and keep working.
Not everything, just your portfolio	Savage, yet accurate.
Isn't that the A in FANG?	no it’s the A in FAGGOT
Thats why i said its a fake ass dip. First three days next week i think we smash	Why tho
Cooler? What r u? 14?	If he/she/it were 14, it would have said 'would be sicker'.
Yep. Dumb ass shit. As if Apple is the only big swinging dick in town. Those bitches need to move the fuck out the way for big Daddy Bezos.	Daddy bezos 😍😩😩🍆💦💦💦
If only we could predict this cycle.	This is why I store a few open-topped 55 gallon drums of gasoline in my basement, right next to the fuse box.
Out of the money options which expire the week you bought them.	There are options that aren’t out of the money?
Beautiful	Thanks!
Except GE. Because GE is such a great company and the market is super rational.	You have to understand
It doesn't let you sell the option unless you have collateral, so it kind of prevents you from fucking yourself	So if I buy a call contract with a strike price of $16, and the stock price goes up to $20 from $15, and I want to sell the call option, I’ll need to have $1600 in my account?
Didn't he say that he only gave that Clinton bashing speech because she was gonna win anyways. That's one example off the top of my head.	He admitted that he reopened the email investigation because he figured she was going to win anyway and he wanted to hold the president to a high standard. It was a pretty dumb thing to do but it comes across as a lot better than if he closed the investigation for the same reason.
I remember years ago when it spiked over 5 dollars a gallon in DC	We usually have some of the cheapest gas in the country. Motor city and all that shit. I dunnowutdafuq.
I want a daily WSB poll of 'The SNP will go up tomorrow' just so I can know to bet the opposite.	S&P* fag
Goldball sacks probably.	Good chuckles was had
[Well done](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/620/f5f.gif)	did you throw up that upvote
you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?	His mouth exclusively belongs to his dad.
Rip my dude	might kms
I laugh so I don't cry	Fuck
I probably gonna grab the 5/18 apple 170s if I have money left	Margin is a thing of beauty.
For some reason, your post reads like a @realDonaldTrump tweet...	ya think?
Loss*	Sold it for a 10 dollar profit once it crashed this afternoon
You don’t ?	1.95” +\- .03” depending on the weather.
Also googles eco system is too fragmented. Apple is very good at updates unlike android which is dependent on the individual companies to push updates.	That's why you go direct to Google where you can for the similar experience
Like a millionaire, minus the millions.	so just aire?
https://twitter.com/eWhispers	are you afraid of being mugged
MM at their best. “Apple shares may fall” in the headline lol	To make it as easy as possible for algos to pick up.
Yeah, his problem is that he likes companies that make a lot of money, make actual things that people buy and have an insane return on investment ratio. Doesn't he know tech is all about pixie farts and the 'what if' and 'could be'.	Except he failed to see that Google, Microsoft, Facebook all make a shit load of money
Aye	Aye's have it.
Uh who is this	[This ghostly looking fuck](https://imgur.com/Ax2eaWD). There are much better examples in the season, but I'm not spending Friday night looking for them for you.
damn what kinda calls did u have?	I had a few ITM $5 credit spreads with a break even of $172~ for May 18. Not too bad but I literally bought them yesterday before close, pretty much an instant 50% loss on the spread at open. Hopefully they recover after earning, as long as it's >172 by May 18 then it'll be fine. I also have about 80 shares of AAPL which have a basis of around 165 so it's not too bad I suppose. If they dip further I'll buy another 20 shares and start selling calls or something.
Why haven't you posted a screenshot of your Total % Change?	I got one. How the fuck I put screenshots in replies?
Long SNAP	Username checks out
Two years of tax deductions my friend	Once you’re in the hundreds of years though does it really help?
I have a Droid turbo and my battery life is 48 hours.	i have an iphone and i charge it at night so im good
Buying puts in a bull market after two red days lmaoooo	Buying puts in a correction works just as good as calls in a bull run.
Funny how easy it can be to time the market in reverse.	Too bad we can't profit from that!
Pixels suck tho	You shut your whore mouth.
Tim Cuck	Sexual flavors
Max pain is a variable of current price though. The cost of moving it by buying all the open volume to 12 would probably be more than what the mm loses from a bad finish. Losing being a relative term, they still made money.	Thanks for putting this out there. It baffles me when people talk of max pain as some absolute force, divorced from market share price.
I love this new screenshot rule	Seriously, if I would have sold all my positions every time I screenshotted and backed up the truck to fill up every time I considered panic selling I'd be sitting on so many tendies
Dead cat bounce on monday and I'll exit.	Yes because aapl is a failing company.
This guy knows the term structure of interest rates!! Downward sloping curves all the way for more tendies!!!	Buy long puts 18 months out on the worst companies, you bank if you’re right. Hefty premium though.
That’s the day WSB starts gambling with bonds	Volatility, my dude.
Why do I have the feeling he sleeps in till 1 pm?	Right!! Whats the point if your not going to be awake during market hours. Maybe his balls are bigger than ours ?
Explain?	Explanation: he tarded.
Wired headphones and to connect it to a new Mac. Also if you want to split screen.	Why not just connect the headphones to the Mac...?
Agreed. Realister is more of a faggot than I am. Ban!	You'd think a guy posting these trades would recognize a fuckin joke
Shit is looking exactly like it did in February. Everybody that bought calls today is nuts.	Hoping Fat Man Kim being open to negotiation and denuclearization of his country will lead the stock market to a climb
Fag	30 years into the game and he still hasn’t figured out what to do with the simulation pshh
Well technically no but Robinhood has a glitch that adds your deposits to your earnings on the chart	It's not really a 'glitch', Schwab at least does the same. It's an 'account value' chart.
you sir, will be burned in hell one day.	Still not as bad as using bing.
I'm autistic because I pointed out how you couldn't craft a basic sentence without sounding like a child? Got it. Also, I'm a bundle of sticks? [I'm crying over here](https://media.giphy.com/media/94EQmVHkveNck/giphy.gif).	Bruh, welcome to Wall Street Bets where we welcome faggots with faggotry, faggot.
See options are like when you order a car, you have options for cruise control, or a stereo system but instead of cars its with stocks. You can have like TSLA with a model X option. Or Amazon, no AWS. Those are called calls and puts.	Directions unclear, I just long put my dick in a ceiling fan.
There are options that aren’t out of the money?	Yeah, they just cost more.
Caz there aren’t any other alternatives to it. Hospitals are begging for this shit. Fda is bitching about how they cut corners not about how effective the drug	Where
Yupp. I'll probably be one of those taking part in the conservative Exodus.	Same
exercise it how? You need stock to exercise a put.	Not really, in the case of a halt especially. You need the stock for settlement.
I think those days are long gone, personally. This is pretty much peak earnings, it's almost certainly downhill from here. Not saying there's no shorter term upside left in the market, but for the most part I think this will be a disappointing year.	Downhill based on what? If companies continue to knock earnings out of the park we will continue to see new highs. A lack of growth from heavier hitters like AMZN and Netflix could change things and I’m sure they’ll slow down at some point but they are currently destroying all expectations and I don’t see that changing in the immediate future based off the latest subscription numbers.
$tsla to the moon	No OSHA on the moon
when im on my gold rowboat funded by QQQ puts i will be the one laughin	How would that not sink?
Wow. That's like 200 bucks!	let me enjoy my 1 bag of tendies you fucking fag
How so?	the squiggly line this time is ABOVE the straight line. the other times the squiggly line was BELOW the straight line
holy shit. no way. this is like when I found out Facebook owns oculus	I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but Burt's is one of those brands that was wildly successful through word of mouth, without heavy marketing. Now that CLX is marketing them heavily, they're bound to produce more revenue. It just sucks that they've raised the prices already on their products, the next step is to make a cheaper (read: shittier) product to increase margins.
not arguing your point but last earnings guidance was down and facebook dropped 5%	PRICED IN
Just move the line a little, BOOM new resistance	Add some triangles too!
If inflation is at 9%, 12% is an effective 3%. Not that great	3% return literally guaranteed risk-free = not great, you heard it here first
Awesome man, with that Dough you could have just done a few Amazon calls or 500 calls on AMD and let it ride up a few cents and close out.. But MU again huh..	I have those also
It's because we actually have something to gain or lose (our money in the market) based on his actions vs. people that either hate or love him and not investing are fairly insulated from any of his actions having material effect on their life.	Yeah, but I think rather than just flip-flopping between being happy and sad about Trump, try and understand the man to predict what he will do next. For instance, Trump loves the markets and wants to make stocks go up. Whether you love him or hate him, that's something you might be able to use to make money. Everybody trading in today's market environment should read 'The Art of The Deal.'
Id rather hold F for that. At least it hasnt dropped from $50 to $13 in a year	Only because it started at $13 instead. Imagine what it will drop to next.
I thought people just had hella stock trading expertise and knew something I didn't. I guess this is what they knew lmao	lolno we just abuse the regulations to get refunds when the trade goes badly.
Tech wreck sounds the most accurate, Trump dump is the sauciest. I don't know, I'm conflicted.	FANG declaw.
already bought May 4th USO calls on Thursday. Nigga we made it!	this guy gets it. i been long oil for a month, shits just getting lit BB
Or they could have flown a 747 into it. EZ kill	gg ez
$2.5k in May 10 and 10.50 calls. I know the feeling.	4/27 at 10.5. Easy Money
This precisely. $SHOP after the Citron report, $AAPL is the next target after this MS report. Easy money.	i think citron is a little less deceptive than the big banks. citron actually thinks these companies are worth less than current valuations. they issue the reports to help drive down price so they can swoop in and buy back shares to cover their shorts.
No lol it was a joke because their application accepts anyone	I mean I don't see why anybody would need to get approved to buy puts/calls. A hobo can own the right to purchase/sell shares who gives a fuck lol. Selling contracts is a different story.
Why lose some money when you can lose it all?	I was worried for a second there we’d become a responsible sub. Thank god.
Where	Google factor Xa reverse agent and there’s only one result. It’s so bad that multiple large caps r sucking ptla dick including jnj, Pfizer, and Bristol myers
No but when would be the ideal time to buy physical gold	Right now. Things will be nasty 2 years from now if the yield curve inverts which is just a matter of a few months at most. I am going to start stacking silver 1st of next month.
TLT pays dividends numbnuts so hold the underlying and sell covered calls	YEAH! This
Add some triangles too!	My dick gets hard for some triangles
Apple is waiting for the time that Elon Musk spends his last PayPal dollar funding his Tesla spinoff in order to buy the finished product to make iCar or some shit	Truly. Tesla is the next GoPro.
So wait, did Trump collude with Russia or is he anti-russian? I'm getting the narrative confused.	Help me NYTimes, i don't want to think on my own!

GG faggot. How did you know to do this?

He didn’t . He bought a scratch off and won. Nigga best cash that shit in before trump tweets

Canada Math Olympiad?

im not that good, but got perfect on pascal and cayley

With butt gravy they are.

Im here to collect

yeah because of lying, it's like me going around town saying i've shagged 15 girls this year because i downloaded tinder the other night

If they kept lying it would have kept going up

Between piss bottles

it’s the way of the road, pal

I need gas and I'm not tryna pay $2.80 when it was $2.35 a gallon like 5 days ago

Seriously. I went to Costco the other day and it was $2.50/gallon. Week before it was $2.20ish

Have you considered taking out a mortgage to finance your plan to make WSB great again?

If he does, short WSB?

no, it absolutely can be more than 10% of your networth, how do you think HFT makes money?

on risky investments? No way bro. Unless its in a bull run you move that % up.

Same. But think of all the funny memes people will post when it sky rockets.

*And from the ashes, WE WILL BUILD A BETTER ONE!*

So then in my scenario I would just say in at 48.50?

Yes you would claim your strike and if particularly frisky list your premiums but nobody does that cause they're lazy and want to sound smart

Nah

no arguing that

Lol the best thing about the last election is all of the memes. I for whatever reason didn't watch them when it was going on. Now I have hours of entertainment.

I don't think I will ever get as fun of a campaign season in my life again.

You should probably invest in $ROPE.

In other news, the sun in hot, water is wet, and ur momma's a whore

Probably using RH. You can't set stop losses on RH options I don't think.

Of course not. Why would beginner traders need stop loss? Fuckin’ lel.

Good luck, brother. I have SPY 269 puts. May the best faggot win

Reeeee

Tromp stoxxx?

No just opshins.

If that's the case then those slacking JD workers better buckle up and ready their piss bottles amazon style.

JD workers wear diapers, no time for piss bottles, just pee on self and keep working.

Not everything, just your portfolio

Savage, yet accurate.

Isn't that the A in FANG?

no it’s the A in FAGGOT

Thats why i said its a fake ass dip. First three days next week i think we smash

Why tho

Cooler? What r u? 14?

If he/she/it were 14, it would have said 'would be sicker'.

Yep. Dumb ass shit. As if Apple is the only big swinging dick in town. Those bitches need to move the fuck out the way for big Daddy Bezos.

Daddy bezos 😍😩😩🍆💦💦💦

If only we could predict this cycle.

This is why I store a few open-topped 55 gallon drums of gasoline in my basement, right next to the fuse box.

*Out of the money* options which expire the week you bought them.

There are options that aren’t out of the money?

Beautiful

Thanks!

Except GE. Because GE is such a great company and the market is super rational.

You have to understand

It doesn't let you sell the option unless you have collateral, so it kind of prevents you from fucking yourself

So if I buy a call contract with a strike price of $16, and the stock price goes up to $20 from $15, and I want to sell the call option, I’ll need to have $1600 in my account?

Didn't he say that he only gave that Clinton bashing speech because she was gonna win anyways. That's one example off the top of my head.

He admitted that he reopened the email investigation because he figured she was going to win anyway and he wanted to hold the president to a high standard. It was a pretty dumb thing to do but it comes across as a lot better than if he closed the investigation for the same reason.

I remember years ago when it spiked over 5 dollars a gallon in DC

We usually have some of the cheapest gas in the country. Motor city and all that shit. I dunnowutdafuq.

I want a daily WSB poll of 'The SNP will go up tomorrow' just so I can know to bet the opposite.

S&P* fag

Goldball sacks probably.

Good chuckles was had

[Well done](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/620/f5f.gif)

did you throw up that upvote

you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

His mouth exclusively belongs to his dad.

Rip my dude

might kms

I laugh so I don't cry

Fuck

I probably gonna grab the 5/18 apple 170s if I have money left

Margin is a thing of beauty.

For some reason, your post reads like a @realDonaldTrump tweet...

ya think?

Loss*

Sold it for a 10 dollar profit once it crashed this afternoon

You don’t ?

1.95” +\- .03” depending on the weather.

Also googles eco system is too fragmented. Apple is very good at updates unlike android which is dependent on the individual companies to push updates.

That's why you go direct to Google where you can for the similar experience

Like a millionaire, minus the millions.

so just aire?

https://twitter.com/eWhispers

are you afraid of being mugged

MM at their best. “Apple shares may fall” in the headline lol

To make it as easy as possible for algos to pick up.

Yeah, his problem is that he likes companies that make a lot of money, make actual things that people buy and have an insane return on investment ratio. Doesn't he know tech is all about pixie farts and the 'what if' and 'could be'.

Except he failed to see that Google, Microsoft, Facebook all make a shit load of money

Aye

Aye's have it.

Uh who is this

[This ghostly looking fuck](https://imgur.com/Ax2eaWD). There are much better examples in the season, but I'm not spending Friday night looking for them for you.

damn what kinda calls did u have?

I had a few ITM $5 credit spreads with a break even of $172~ for May 18. Not too bad but I literally bought them yesterday before close, pretty much an instant 50% loss on the spread at open. Hopefully they recover after earning, as long as it's >172 by May 18 then it'll be fine. I also have about 80 shares of AAPL which have a basis of around 165 so it's not too bad I suppose. If they dip further I'll buy another 20 shares and start selling calls or something.

Why haven't you posted a screenshot of your Total % Change?

I got one. How the fuck I put screenshots in replies?

Long SNAP

Username checks out

Two years of tax deductions my friend

Once you’re in the hundreds of years though does it really help?

I have a Droid turbo and my battery life is 48 hours.

i have an iphone and i charge it at night so im good

Buying puts in a bull market after two red days lmaoooo

Buying puts in a correction works just as good as calls in a bull run.

Funny how easy it can be to time the market in reverse.

Too bad we can't profit from that!

Pixels suck tho

You shut your whore mouth.

Tim Cuck

Sexual flavors

Max pain is a variable of current price though. The cost of moving it by buying all the open volume to 12 would probably be more than what the mm loses from a bad finish. Losing being a relative term, they still made money.

Thanks for putting this out there. It baffles me when people talk of max pain as some absolute force, divorced from market share price.

I love this new screenshot rule

Seriously, if I would have sold all my positions every time I screenshotted and backed up the truck to fill up every time I considered panic selling I'd be sitting on so many tendies

Dead cat bounce on monday and I'll exit.

Yes because aapl is a failing company.

This guy knows the term structure of interest rates!! Downward sloping curves all the way for more tendies!!!

Buy long puts 18 months out on the worst companies, you bank if you’re right. Hefty premium though.

That’s the day WSB starts gambling with bonds

Volatility, my dude.

Why do I have the feeling he sleeps in till 1 pm?

Right!! Whats the point if your not going to be awake during market hours. Maybe his balls are bigger than ours ?

Explain?

Explanation: he tarded.

Wired headphones and to connect it to a new Mac. Also if you want to split screen.

Why not just connect the headphones to the Mac...?

Agreed. Realister is more of a faggot than I am. Ban!

You'd think a guy posting these trades would recognize a fuckin joke

Shit is looking exactly like it did in February. Everybody that bought calls today is nuts.

Hoping Fat Man Kim being open to negotiation and denuclearization of his country will lead the stock market to a climb

Fag

30 years into the game and he still hasn’t figured out what to do with the simulation pshh

Well technically no but Robinhood has a glitch that adds your deposits to your earnings on the chart

It's not really a 'glitch', Schwab at least does the same. It's an 'account value' chart.

you sir, will be burned in hell one day.

Still not as bad as using bing.

I'm autistic because I pointed out how you couldn't craft a basic sentence without sounding like a child? Got it. Also, I'm a bundle of sticks? [I'm crying over here](https://media.giphy.com/media/94EQmVHkveNck/giphy.gif).

Bruh, welcome to Wall Street Bets where we welcome faggots with faggotry, faggot.

See options are like when you order a car, you have options for cruise control, or a stereo system but instead of cars its with stocks. You can have like TSLA with a model X option. Or Amazon, no AWS. Those are called calls and puts.

Directions unclear, I just long put my dick in a ceiling fan.

There are options that aren’t out of the money?

Yeah, they just cost more.

Caz there aren’t any other alternatives to it. Hospitals are begging for this shit. Fda is bitching about how they cut corners not about how effective the drug

Where

Yupp. I'll probably be one of those taking part in the conservative Exodus.

Same

exercise it how? You need stock to exercise a put.

Not really, in the case of a halt especially. You need the stock for settlement.

I think those days are long gone, personally. This is pretty much peak earnings, it's almost certainly downhill from here. Not saying there's no shorter term upside left in the market, but for the most part I think this will be a disappointing year.

Downhill based on what? If companies continue to knock earnings out of the park we will continue to see new highs. A lack of growth from heavier hitters like AMZN and Netflix could change things and I’m sure they’ll slow down at some point but they are currently destroying all expectations and I don’t see that changing in the immediate future based off the latest subscription numbers.

$tsla to the moon

No OSHA on the moon

when im on my gold rowboat funded by QQQ puts i will be the one laughin

How would that not sink?

Wow. That's like 200 bucks!

let me enjoy my 1 bag of tendies you fucking fag

How so?

the squiggly line this time is ABOVE the straight line. the other times the squiggly line was BELOW the straight line

holy shit. no way. this is like when I found out Facebook owns oculus

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but Burt's is one of those brands that was wildly successful through word of mouth, without heavy marketing. Now that CLX is marketing them heavily, they're bound to produce more revenue. It just sucks that they've raised the prices already on their products, the next step is to make a cheaper (read: shittier) product to increase margins.

not arguing your point but last earnings guidance was down and facebook dropped 5%

PRICED IN

Just move the line a little, BOOM new resistance

Add some triangles too!

If inflation is at 9%, 12% is an effective 3%. Not that great

3% return literally guaranteed risk-free = not great, you heard it here first

Awesome man, with that Dough you could have just done a few Amazon calls or 500 calls on AMD and let it ride up a few cents and close out.. But MU again huh..

I have those also

It's because we actually have something to gain or lose (our money in the market) based on his actions vs. people that either hate or love him and not investing are fairly insulated from any of his actions having material effect on their life.

Yeah, but I think rather than just flip-flopping between being happy and sad about Trump, try and understand the man to predict what he will do next. For instance, Trump loves the markets and wants to make stocks go up. Whether you love him or hate him, that's something you might be able to use to make money. Everybody trading in today's market environment should read 'The Art of The Deal.'

Id rather hold F for that. At least it hasnt dropped from $50 to $13 in a year

Only because it started at $13 instead. Imagine what it will drop to next.

I thought people just had hella stock trading expertise and knew something I didn't. I guess this is what they knew lmao

lolno we just abuse the regulations to get refunds when the trade goes badly.

Tech wreck sounds the most accurate, Trump dump is the sauciest. I don't know, I'm conflicted.

FANG declaw.

already bought May 4th USO calls on Thursday. Nigga we made it!

this guy gets it. i been long oil for a month, shits just getting lit BB

Or they could have flown a 747 into it. EZ kill

gg ez

$2.5k in May 10 and 10.50 calls. I know the feeling.

4/27 at 10.5. Easy Money

This precisely. $SHOP after the Citron report, $AAPL is the next target after this MS report. Easy money.

i think citron is a little less deceptive than the big banks. citron actually thinks these companies are worth less than current valuations. they issue the reports to help drive down price so they can swoop in and buy back shares to cover their shorts.

No lol it was a joke because their application accepts anyone

I mean I don't see why anybody would need to get approved to buy puts/calls. A hobo can own the right to purchase/sell shares who gives a fuck lol. Selling contracts is a different story.

Why lose some money when you can lose it all?

I was worried for a second there we’d become a responsible sub. Thank god.

Where

Google factor Xa reverse agent and there’s only one result. It’s so bad that multiple large caps r sucking ptla dick including jnj, Pfizer, and Bristol myers

No but when would be the ideal time to buy physical gold

Right now. Things will be nasty 2 years from now if the yield curve inverts which is just a matter of a few months at most. I am going to start stacking silver 1st of next month.

TLT pays dividends numbnuts so hold the underlying and sell covered calls

YEAH! This

Add some triangles too!

My dick gets hard for some triangles

Apple is waiting for the time that Elon Musk spends his last PayPal dollar funding his Tesla spinoff in order to buy the finished product to make iCar or some shit

Truly. Tesla is the next GoPro.

So wait, did Trump collude with Russia or is he anti-russian? I'm getting the narrative confused.

Help me NYTimes, i don't want to think on my own!