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MU is really making me regret not GTFOing at $53	I thought I bought the dip. Finally cashed out when it hit 53. Bought another dip. 51 strike FD is killin me
lesson learned .... F	A
What are you talking about? I lost so much money on my $10 AMD puts last week	Oh god please don't remind me
Are you still holding the APPL calls?	Of course, I'm a moron. I should have sold the minute I read this post.
Shit I just might have to if my current investment strategy doesn't start printing tendies soon	Ooh someone make a 3D tendies printer!
ETFs suck the Dumb Money out of the market.	Volume is shit on Dow too, in case you think Dow is special
She*. Vitrue signaling to the max. Ask Ackman how investing with his fee fees has went.	http://www.etf.com/SHE
yeah.. Im just gonna walk away from my computer. Not selling anything. I’ll check price after market closes. FUCK	EMB is the only thing I’ve gotten rid of and averaging down feels like chasing a plane crash. Not looking seems like a good idea right now.
Us needs a price of 70+ to be profitable on the fracking	Don't we have ridiculous amount of subsidies? Feel like we would take the hit short term to try to hurt the price anyway.
That was because of China you autism	Sry can you expalin the 2015 china crash? what happend
RH only has limit orders for options...	But if it’s moving fast and you try to get out ahead of it you can still pay 0.11 for a 0.06 option. Someone that was definitely not me experienced this firsthand.
Same. Just 200 calls though. :(	Liar
Gosh	Jeebies
Because they aren't investing they are gambling	Wow you really went there
Wondering this myself. FB is a license to print money.	I’m weary about FB....I’m into Twitter more
That's because Wednesday, Tuesday, Friday and Monday are all the new Thursdays my dude.	Saturday and Sunday before 6pm are the only safe space days.
Wtf $CAT. Wat r u doin	Fucked on guidance?
Every couple days. it gains back a percent on the other days. Just gotta catch the right waves.	Wait for trump to say something stupid, then buy!!
You say that, but shit has been going up, down, sideways, backwards. How is anyone meant to trade options on that rubbish?	Very carefully.
So short BND and long VNQ?	I’m actually thinking about buying Yen.
G	O
5% now :))))	6 bitch
We are all MUtards on this blessed day	Speak for yourself.
Still feeling good about this play?	Got in at 304
The exact opposite he sold his shares locked in the gain and tax and went all in option pre $60 run up and never took profit there	Then RIP lol
me too bro, was busy turning my 200 into 10mil at the time.	200 mil into 10 mil?
Yeah I forgot my lighter... just running out to get smokes, I'll be right back.	what kind of smokes
Binary translated: faggot	Good fagbot
Wonderful. Now the MMs will just pin the shit to make sure all those calls expire worthless.	pls no
half of them today LOL	Damn bro..
How much did you lose? I’m down 547. I started selling down so those losses are basically locked. The only stuff i didn’t sell was what is worth like $6	I've got protective puts on SPY and QQQ that I bought on Friday at the same time so I'm just going to ride it out.
Good lord that is too many kids.	One is too many, but yeah
Do it	Based on the theme from earnings this week I'm gonna wait til it's down 10% after beating projections
Did you say that in another thread or just copy it?	I wrote it and keep copying it in every thread that it applies to about earnings since its been a shit show for all of them except Netflix.
it's now down 10%. Was down 21% at one point	Are you sure you're looking at $TXN?
Sweet, thanks for that constructive comment. You have issues.	Lmao why did you delete your post
Let us know how that Ally account goes	1.5% guaranteed bruh
I hope not, dividends are just lost money. Share buybacks would be better	old people love dividends
you're the faggot, faggot.	If youre going to use the word faggot twice in a sentence at least use the shortened form for less repetition you fag
>absolutely retarded	That's my issue
Lmao obviously gonna deposit some more money.	Even better. More shares of AMD.
What kind of faggotry is this	This is why I come here
Dude...marijuana extracts for pets. That’s fucking value. Get in now before some other smuck sails off with your yacht.	The real value is in these coca leaf extracts I just bought for ... yeah, my cat.
those were 24 GE calls	Nah this was a guy in the comments section of a different thread. Not the one who posted all of his positiins
*her	xer*
Unless it is worse than was signalled, that should already be priced in, no?	Normally I'd say so but look at how the market has been acting recently
Market will wind down and consolidate like this until June. Watch the currency markets and see where the capital is going. Rates are going to rise faster than you think. At some point everyone will see that the US is the only game in town which will ironically fuel its collapse in 2032. As Agent Smith would say, 'inevitable'.	So buy puts?
Yeah, shorted that and got smoked. Nice gap close and I think it ended up like +$3 per share. Thanks HAS	shorting a company who has already been beaten down quite a bit is not a best idea. HAS is a good company and if you watch CEO interview it seems like they will be just fine in 6 months according to him.
You'll make money on those. But those april 27 and may 4 $150s are looking mighty tasty, a big rally and sell those puppies quick	im a scrub, whats a FD
I rarely buy options	Go back to /r/investing you pussy
Like the tax cut before Christmas?	It was the TaxCut after Christmas smh
I’m thinking netlflix calls tomorrow	Im looking at some amat calls once this damn thing finds some resistance
He could've had inheritence of 99k.. and saved 1k.. lol	figured me out... dad is that you?
If they hit 12 I'm selling calls.	You better hold out til $13 like the rest of us retards
What strikes?	52.5 and 55 respectively
that's just what your boyfriend tells you.	Heh rekt
Saving my money	Are you retarded?
Sold for 102% gain today fool	Congrats
I don't think it's humanely possible to be as gay as you are.	Autists are humans too!
You misspelled surely	Don't call me Shirley
Yeah all kidding aside it’s only a few dollars in the grand scheme of things. Do some DD and make trades with a better margin of safety	all good in $MU FDs, got it
200 mil into 10 mil?	Yes, I keep buying GE calls.
G	O
R	I
What date?	60 dte
theres a strong possibility of us rallying if we dont see 2580-2540. If we see 2540 i am going to wait for 2100 for us to rally.	That's a long way down.
?	Where’s the DD
Honestly, I think you have it backwards	Banging his teacher is insane but marryng her is cool? Yeah, I don't think so, faggot.
could get a decent pop today on BA earnings but FB is the fucking elephant in the room	yeah, at least 80 % is in jan 19 options which i think will still be good, and if we get down to 155 (or about) i will just buy more.
My man! Space dust is the only IPA I actually enjoy. I usually hate IPA's for that fucking terrible after-taste, but Space Dust nails it with all the flavor with none of the gut-wrenching after-taste.	Plus it's strong as hell I love it!
Autists are humans too!	nah
The propaganda in question? Trump's Twitter and the rare occasion he holds a press conference. I legit don't like the guy based entirely off of how he conducts himself.	Well there’s something you have in common with Melania already
Msft is the champ to beat this week. I see a blowout coming up.	Should I double down on my $100 strike calls?
Damn you need an accountant	You need to stop guessing what I have or dont have and need or dont need.
You mean a crepe.	Sorry I don't speak frog
I am a millennial and 55% of my portfolio is dealing with options and the rest is with stocks	I'm a millennial and I just YOLO'd my entire portfolio into calls last night. Someone please buy a million $CSCO shares to save me.
ur cool	$BABA should be this cool.
Don't call me Shirley	Shirley
Did you at least look at the price of AAPL or was that too much work?	Meant $172.5, not THAT far OTM
I feel like MU is in the midst of transforming from a risky cyclical stock to a long term blue chip on the level of intel. Chance for them to come back	They’re already here as a company, market doesn’t want to accept it
Do you need a sugar daddy? Let me know I can swing by the soup kitchen.	I’m doing just fine, creep
currently down like twenty five percent of my portfolio xD	Rite of passage with MU
it can also be neither. often times it's a deal of sorts between 2 parties. this is often seen with stocks with crazy individual size trades that could never get properly filled at a specific price without a plan.	so would that essentially be an otc trade? 2 parties working directly with each other as opposed to going through a market maker? or perhaps the large party directly contacts the market maker?
you wanna call me a faggot now?	I was wrong but you're still a faggot.
I said screw it and bought some more $10 may 18th calls. TXN made a nice bump after their earnings... Praying AMD sees a nice bump after earnings today too.	Did... did we just become best friends?
I remember you. I also lost $150K that day pal. Q1 right. Life sucks , do you have any position now.	150k in a day? i lost that much in a month and am about to jump off a cliff. how are you still in YOLO mode?
Is your name really Jeph?	nah, during one of my internship, my boss would rename my network folder to Jeph, so I've just kept the misspelling virtually.
He’s a masochist.	Buy some cheap calls to cover
Wow, this fucking worked out well.	is this a boyz2men cover band?
The chat page has been turned into three pages: the primary chat page that shows all of your friends, streaks, message status; a page devoted to your friend's stories; and page for group chats. otherwise, the app seems to be the same. The sponsored content is still only accessible by swiping to the left.	that has been the case around the world for a while, this is not the 'redesign'
This is why. https://www.digitimes.com/news/a20180425PD205.html	Is this AMD ER the first earnings for a US semiconductor company since this news release?
How hard did you yolo?	Pretty hard. I thought diversity would save me but when everything tanks nothing can save me
Welp, lets see now. let me pull out the charts: [https://imgur.com/a/i6mIirC](https://imgur.com/a/i6mIirC)	Does the chart say rising trend? After market correction most things went sideways or dropped.
Two of my calls just went green today, should I sell immediately?	Depends what they are
With the exception of one of five lots, my biotech penny is far and above my best performer this year with 15-25% returns per lot since March (my second purchase of the stock). Sold for much more the first go around. Threw 5k at it this time. I keep telling myself not to risk any more cause it’s still a penny stock. Sucks when everything else is crappy. I mean even oil is a gamble right? My AMAT tanked hard and I’ve lost well over a grand. I dunno...	What's the ticker? Curious what company it is
Not every dick, just the one.	If you think Trump is uniquely despicable, you're either incredibly gullible or incredibly naive.
Will finally bring GPU’s back to mrsp and back in stock.	Right? Do people understand how inflated the gpu prices have been in the last year or two? I was buying rx580s at $200 a year ago. I sold them used at $450. You can't find them under $300 anymore.
Did you read my post? In 2016/2017 it wasn't hard to make 2% a month. And that was before my stupid plays.	Buy amazon, walk away.
Looks like he made fools of us all.	Lets see where we are at Friday, but Hopefully he closed at the bottom.
I only wish this were true. Likely to trade shit sideways now	just buy some more puts thanks

MU is really making me regret not GTFOing at $53

I thought I bought the dip. Finally cashed out when it hit 53. Bought another dip. 51 strike FD is killin me

lesson learned .... F

A

What are you talking about? I lost so much money on my $10 AMD puts last week

Oh god please don't remind me

Are you still holding the APPL calls?

Of course, I'm a moron. I should have sold the minute I read this post.

Shit I just might have to if my current investment strategy doesn't start printing tendies soon

Ooh someone make a 3D tendies printer!

ETFs suck the Dumb Money out of the market.

Volume is shit on Dow too, in case you think Dow is special

She*. Vitrue signaling to the max. Ask Ackman how investing with his fee fees has went.

http://www.etf.com/SHE

yeah.. Im just gonna walk away from my computer. Not selling anything. I’ll check price after market closes. FUCK

EMB is the only thing I’ve gotten rid of and averaging down feels like chasing a plane crash. Not looking seems like a good idea right now.

Us needs a price of 70+ to be profitable on the fracking

Don't we have ridiculous amount of subsidies? Feel like we would take the hit short term to try to hurt the price anyway.

That was because of China you autism

Sry can you expalin the 2015 china crash? what happend

RH only has limit orders for options...

But if it’s moving fast and you try to get out ahead of it you can still pay 0.11 for a 0.06 option. Someone that was definitely not me experienced this firsthand.

Same. Just 200 calls though. :(

Liar

Gosh

Jeebies

Because they aren't investing they are gambling

Wow you really went there

Wondering this myself. FB is a license to print money.

I’m weary about FB....I’m into Twitter more

That's because Wednesday, Tuesday, Friday and Monday are all the new Thursdays my dude.

Saturday and Sunday before 6pm are the only safe space days.

Wtf $CAT. Wat r u doin

Fucked on guidance?

Every couple days. it gains back a percent on the other days. Just gotta catch the right waves.

Wait for trump to say something stupid, then buy!!

You say that, but shit has been going up, down, sideways, backwards. How is anyone meant to trade options on that rubbish?

Very carefully.

So short BND and long VNQ?

I’m actually thinking about buying Yen.

G

O

5% now :))))

6 bitch

We are all MUtards on this blessed day

Speak for yourself.

Still feeling good about this play?

Got in at 304

The exact opposite he sold his shares locked in the gain and tax and went all in option pre $60 run up and never took profit there

Then RIP lol

me too bro, was busy turning my 200 into 10mil at the time.

200 mil into 10 mil?

Yeah I forgot my lighter... just running out to get smokes, I'll be right back.

what kind of smokes

Binary translated: faggot

Good fagbot

Wonderful. Now the MMs will just pin the shit to make sure all those calls expire worthless.

pls no

half of them today LOL

Damn bro..

How much did you lose? I’m down 547. I started selling down so those losses are basically locked. The only stuff i didn’t sell was what is worth like $6

I've got protective puts on SPY and QQQ that I bought on Friday at the same time so I'm just going to ride it out.

Good lord that is too many kids.

One is too many, but yeah

Do it

Based on the theme from earnings this week I'm gonna wait til it's down 10% after beating projections

Did you say that in another thread or just copy it?

I wrote it and keep copying it in every thread that it applies to about earnings since its been a shit show for all of them except Netflix.

it's now down 10%. Was down 21% at one point

Are you sure you're looking at $TXN?

Sweet, thanks for that constructive comment. You have issues.

Lmao why did you delete your post

Let us know how that Ally account goes

1.5% guaranteed bruh

I hope not, dividends are just lost money. Share buybacks would be better

old people love dividends

you're the faggot, faggot.

If youre going to use the word faggot twice in a sentence at least use the shortened form for less repetition you fag

>absolutely retarded

That's my issue

Lmao obviously gonna deposit some more money.

Even better. More shares of AMD.

What kind of faggotry is this

This is why I come here

Dude...marijuana extracts for pets. That’s fucking value. Get in now before some other smuck sails off with your yacht.

The real value is in these coca leaf extracts I just bought for ... yeah, my cat.

those were 24 GE calls

Nah this was a guy in the comments section of a different thread. Not the one who posted all of his positiins

*her

xer*

Unless it is worse than was signalled, that should already be priced in, no?

Normally I'd say so but look at how the market has been acting recently

Market will wind down and consolidate like this until June. Watch the currency markets and see where the capital is going. Rates are going to rise faster than you think. At some point everyone will see that the US is the only game in town which will ironically fuel its collapse in 2032. As Agent Smith would say, 'inevitable'.

So buy puts?

Yeah, shorted that and got smoked. Nice gap close and I think it ended up like +$3 per share. Thanks HAS

shorting a company who has already been beaten down quite a bit is not a best idea. HAS is a good company and if you watch CEO interview it seems like they will be just fine in 6 months according to him.

You'll make money on those. But those april 27 and may 4 $150s are looking mighty tasty, a big rally and sell those puppies quick

im a scrub, whats a FD

I rarely buy options

Go back to /r/investing you pussy

Like the tax cut before Christmas?

It was the TaxCut after Christmas smh

I’m thinking netlflix calls tomorrow

Im looking at some amat calls once this damn thing finds some resistance

He could've had inheritence of 99k.. and saved 1k.. lol

figured me out... dad is that you?

If they hit 12 I'm selling calls.

You better hold out til $13 like the rest of us retards

What strikes?

52.5 and 55 respectively

that's just what your boyfriend tells you.

Heh rekt

Saving my money

Are you retarded?

Sold for 102% gain today fool

Congrats

I don't think it's humanely possible to be as gay as you are.

Autists are humans too!

You misspelled surely

Don't call me Shirley

Yeah all kidding aside it’s only a few dollars in the grand scheme of things. Do some DD and make trades with a better margin of safety

all good in $MU FDs, got it

200 mil into 10 mil?

Yes, I keep buying GE calls.

G

O

R

I

What date?

60 dte

theres a strong possibility of us rallying if we dont see 2580-2540. If we see 2540 i am going to wait for 2100 for us to rally.

That's a long way down.

?

Where’s the DD

Honestly, I think you have it backwards

Banging his teacher is insane but marryng her is cool? Yeah, I don't think so, faggot.

could get a decent pop today on BA earnings but FB is the fucking elephant in the room

yeah, at least 80 % is in jan 19 options which i think will still be good, and if we get down to 155 (or about) i will just buy more.

My man! Space dust is the only IPA I actually enjoy. I usually hate IPA's for that fucking terrible after-taste, but Space Dust nails it with all the flavor with none of the gut-wrenching after-taste.

Plus it's strong as hell I love it!

Autists are humans too!

nah

The propaganda in question? Trump's Twitter and the rare occasion he holds a press conference. I legit don't like the guy based entirely off of how he conducts himself.

Well there’s something you have in common with Melania already

Msft is the champ to beat this week. I see a blowout coming up.

Should I double down on my $100 strike calls?

Damn you need an accountant

You need to stop guessing what I have or dont have and need or dont need.

You mean a crepe.

Sorry I don't speak frog

I am a millennial and 55% of my portfolio is dealing with options and the rest is with stocks

I'm a millennial and I just YOLO'd my entire portfolio into calls last night. Someone please buy a million $CSCO shares to save me.

ur cool

$BABA should be this cool.

Don't call me Shirley

Shirley

Did you at least look at the price of AAPL or was that too much work?

Meant $172.5, not THAT far OTM

I feel like MU is in the midst of transforming from a risky cyclical stock to a long term blue chip on the level of intel. Chance for them to come back

They’re already here as a company, market doesn’t want to accept it

Do you need a sugar daddy? Let me know I can swing by the soup kitchen.

I’m doing just fine, creep

currently down like twenty five percent of my portfolio xD

Rite of passage with MU

it can also be neither. often times it's a deal of sorts between 2 parties. this is often seen with stocks with crazy individual size trades that could never get properly filled at a specific price without a plan.

so would that essentially be an otc trade? 2 parties working directly with each other as opposed to going through a market maker? or perhaps the large party directly contacts the market maker?

you wanna call me a faggot now?

I was wrong but you're still a faggot.

I said screw it and bought some more $10 may 18th calls. TXN made a nice bump after their earnings... Praying AMD sees a nice bump after earnings today too.

Did... did we just become best friends?

I remember you. I also lost $150K that day pal. Q1 right. Life sucks , do you have any position now.

150k in a day? i lost that much in a month and am about to jump off a cliff. how are you still in YOLO mode?

Is your name really Jeph?

nah, during one of my internship, my boss would rename my network folder to Jeph, so I've just kept the misspelling virtually.

He’s a masochist.

Buy some cheap calls to cover

Wow, this fucking worked out well.

is this a boyz2men cover band?

The chat page has been turned into three pages: the primary chat page that shows all of your friends, streaks, message status; a page devoted to your friend's stories; and page for group chats. otherwise, the app seems to be the same. The sponsored content is still only accessible by swiping to the left.

that has been the case around the world for a while, this is not the 'redesign'

This is why. https://www.digitimes.com/news/a20180425PD205.html

Is this AMD ER the first earnings for a US semiconductor company since this news release?

How hard did you yolo?

Pretty hard. I thought diversity would save me but when everything tanks nothing can save me

Welp, lets see now. let me pull out the charts: [https://imgur.com/a/i6mIirC](https://imgur.com/a/i6mIirC)

Does the chart say rising trend? After market correction most things went sideways or dropped.

Two of my calls just went green today, should I sell immediately?

Depends what they are

With the exception of one of five lots, my biotech penny is far and above my best performer this year with 15-25% returns per lot since March (my second purchase of the stock). Sold for much more the first go around. Threw 5k at it this time. I keep telling myself not to risk any more cause it’s still a penny stock. Sucks when everything else is crappy. I mean even oil is a gamble right? My AMAT tanked hard and I’ve lost well over a grand. I dunno...

What's the ticker? Curious what company it is

Not every dick, just the one.

If you think Trump is uniquely despicable, you're either incredibly gullible or incredibly naive.

Will finally bring GPU’s back to mrsp and back in stock.

Right? Do people understand how inflated the gpu prices have been in the last year or two? I was buying rx580s at $200 a year ago. I sold them used at $450. You can't find them under $300 anymore.

Did you read my post? In 2016/2017 it wasn't hard to make 2% a month. And that was before my stupid plays.

Buy amazon, walk away.

Looks like he made fools of us all.

Lets see where we are at Friday, but Hopefully he closed at the bottom.

I only wish this were true. Likely to trade shit sideways now

just buy some more puts thanks