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So yes?	Probably, depending on the license.
I meant the whole thread, try not to bring down the average, thanks.	If the questions aren't gay enough, he'll suspect this didn't come from WSB.
I know right. I am so stupid for not shorting a fking tech giant that have Dividend , 66% gross margin and p/e under 30. It also makes everything in server. I am dumb.	Don’t forget they spend more on r&d in one quarter than their competition makes an entire year
5g is still in testing. AT&T spent 21B last year too. So this isn't a sudden jump for 5G.	Spectrum maybe?
Hey free two dollars is more than enough for a four piece of tendies	Not after fees
Put your money where your mouth is instead of bitching and moaning at someone who is making money off your losses, faggot.	U fucked amazon and intel beat like no other. Spy 270 tmr
Or the .01s. Do people actually buy and sell those?	Yes based on the thread here
yeah tread carefully anything can happen in this market	I really hope he didn't do it, it's already up over 100 in AH
What’s the play here? I am thinking just shares and ITM calls $95 or $100 but probably sell $115	Sounds like an ok plan. I'll take another look at it tomorrow.
But only on a few random days each month	Or a few random posts a day
AMD did the same thing yesterday	Not really, it was down 3.5% for the day and hung there
Probably, depending on the license.	But why male models?
Come down to Tacoma to get me I just want watch and snap pics and steal some of ya'lls cocaine.	cokes for shareholders only sorry pal
I'm going to be calling my Dr. If they smash on iPhone numbers	dr kavorkian?
We need a college student with access to unlimited printing capabilities. Every 1000 pages you print, the mods of r/wsb will send you a $2 MCD gift card for your tendies pleasure	i would but there's always some old lady that stares at me while i print anything more than 7 pages.
Die faggot	;)
It only had to go up 2% for you to win 100%???? I gotta get me some of these options.	bruh, AMD went up by 14% today
I	G
XOM, CVX and maybe AKAM	hmm, idk if meme enough, maybe xom
My SPY FDs would like that very much	My SPY 4-30 call, also agrees with that.
Are they comparable? I think I saw that the calculations were done differently.	I am 99% sure they are non comparable.
Jeff will be a good boy and split the stock so we will get $160 Amazon for all.	I dont think he'll ever split. Pretty sure he doesn't want it to be easily tradeable.
GET FUCKED MSFT BEARS!	There is literally no such thing as Microsoft bears that shit has like .01% short interest
good point he should put that free bloomberg terminal you get in jail to good use	We’ll just need to send him market data if he wants to do it.
Hopefully the conference call turns things around.	It crossed 97 in google finance
fade?	Means sell the reaction
i sold msft at a loss at 74.	Don't look after hours or you might need to go to suicide watch
Anyone else get a boner reading this?	yes
Don't lie to me through your transitions lenses	This one stung.
Hey uh...gonna sound really dumb but...every week I feel like I learn a new popular thing like QQQ and TQQQ and Vix etc. Is there like, some kind of list to know about?	Yeah that did sound really dumb
Chris Pratt's learning disabled eastern European cousin, Chris Byat.	*Blyat
this is the most Caucasian joke ive ever seen in my life.	Seemed more Nordic or perhaps Anglo-Saxon to me.
I bought em too at open. Also, I sold em in early afternoon for profit	rip in pieces
How is two day shipping to the moon priced in	That joke was Prime
Lol you missed the thread	Damn it
Down 93% in the last week. Where is this $ROPE stock people keep talking about and can it save my portfolio?	Everyone else in this sub seems to be up big $$$ this week. What did you do!?
bitch please they'll just cheney his heart back together	It's just a Cummins turbo diesel at this point.
Post pictures you fucking egg	Markets closed so options don't price you fucking dunce.
$YZY	LONG $YZY
No the judge didn't like him and made it slightly harder on him probably still a minimum-security though	I have family that live in the area and we have base-access. Facility is no joke, but run professionally. I'm sure he is safe and taken care of, they don't play like Hollywood portrays in federal prisons run by the military.
What is that app called?	How did you get this far?
just set your computer clock back an hour.	GOTTA GO BACK IN TIME
AMD puts are a fickle mistress aren't they?	Well that’s what happens when you bet against Bae Sue.
amazon has those juicy post-earnings rallies so nah gonna wait it out and enjoy the slew of PT upgrades	BOSS!
BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzT	Always that one guy...
Got to have CONfidence guys. It’s all about your self-esteem.	I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
?	You can day trade with options in a cash account, as long as you do not exceed settle funds. Funds clears the next morning; works in most REAL option brokers.
So, my $26 April 27 on $GE is possible?	Ya if it’s a put
All that's missing is 'Die at 45 from boredom.'	“Never swing for the fences because you might miss.”
Naked as can be.	F
God your Windows are dirty.	I should really clean those zune
It's tldr all the way down.	How many turtles is that?
I would like 1 win please.	Me too thanks
Due diligence aka homework	oh word. while we’re here what the fuck does FD mean
Which bourbon? Pls don’t fucking disappoint, I’ve made it this far.	I will first ask if there is any local stuff
Do they still serve Dry Aged steaks?	I always get the seared sirloin with butter poached lobster tail
http://imgur.com/gallery/Mtijr5g I actually went these. Thanks for believing in me	Hey! Nice job, crazy yolo!!! I knew it was gonna be big!
Like camomile and coffee...	Jizz and gin...
Bill 'Big Dick' O'Reilly going with the long play of DRIPin into retirement with reinvested dividends on AT&T stocks	It is down 6% today. There went this years dividends, sad.
O	R
Say you have $100k to burn and you buy Jan 70c for $3, so yo can buy 330 contracts. Then you sell 330 Jan $80 contracts for $2, so you have $66k. You then repeat the process as Infineum. You end up with a net debit of $1, so you get 900% gain if the the share price hits or exceeds $80. If you only buy the $70 calls with the $100k you would need the share price to hit $100 for the same gain	Fuck. I have to understand...so your initial 100K into the 70s and grab the 66K credit off selling the 80s. Use that to buy 220 more 70s with that 66K and sell 220 more 80s for 44K and so on? You just set this up all in one go or adjust in over time? Leverage on leverage on leverage....
Why not just sell at open and roll forward? How much more upside are you expecting to see after it's gone up 7% in 3 days?	I held on to them past market close is what I mean. Of course i'm gonna sell at market open im not a mad man.
Yes and No, sometimes, maybe.	Not all the time, every time. Except sometimes, all the time.
He couldn't charge $12 for an index card.	Missed a couple 0s
I dont know what that stuff did to his noggin, but I'd stay clear of anything that would make me call mu speculative at 40 and a solid investment at 60	I feel like giving the meme stock some action. I'm getting some MU FDs tomorrow.
Wait what does that mean? I won't be able to actually exchange the currency back or the government just won't give it?	Basically, they don’t have dollars to give you back. I suggest you read up about the economic crisis there. That’s why the market is skyrocketing.
I would literally believe this if you told me the delivery vehicles would be Teslas	The delivery vehicles will be Tesla's driven by Boston Dynamics robots
Jeff Bezos confirmed T1000 hope he buys AMD and rebrands it Skynet.	Jeff Bullzos is his final form
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FDs? when do you plan on selling?	FD's. 0 hour my brotha also have some 162, 163, 159, 162.5, 158, 159.5. went a little over board this week.
Dude, options are contracts for lots of 100 shares. He only has 20.. Sooo OP can't sell even one covered call, let alone multiple in a vert spread.	How is nobody understanding my comment? I know what a goddamn call option is.
nuclear wars are ~~good~~ profitable and easy to ~~win~~ leverage	did you just have a stroke or did I
Congrats, you are now a moderator of, r/tendies	I... i didnt think that would be a real place.....
I have no idea man. The past few weeks/months the markets were always slaughtered and then rebounded to a new high. It's hard to imagine that they will go green for another week now	One thing I try to do is keep an eye on what world events are driving what moves in the stock market. Now that (presumably) we won't all die in nuclear fire, the main issue is Lord Cheeto and his random tweeting (not so important), the possibility of trade wars (less important) and what happens when real stuff drops related to the Russia investigation (mostly instability by Trump that causes the markets to do something).
Who lets you drive with autism that severe?! Where's your handler??	I have high functioning autism. I drive myself to cvs to get cheetos.
发照片你他妈的蛋	笨蛋, you Dummkopf
https://www.nasdaq.com/article/how-will-rising-interest-rates-impact-dividend-stocks-cm341670	Unless you think we are going for a multiple year recession or an absolute crash, that does not matter.
Don’t stop bb pls	Pls I'm almost there
ATM leaps, I was kind of thinking start with15-16k and everytime it goes up around 10% I sell the option buy a share and roll it into longer dated ATM options for around the same 15-16k price, just to kind of check point my gains and if I feel amzn has run up to much I can hold off on rebuying for a week or whatever	Probably not going to be able to sell the leaps at a reasonable price. Very few people want to buy in the money leaps.
Passed around because he couldn't fit in anywhere	That’s probably the most creative interpretation I’ve ever heard
Yeah I was like financial advisor??	I'm so good at managing my personal finances that I pay someone else to do it.
long $NESN	goddamn right
AMD	AMD
I just have them and there's a decent amount of breading on the nuggets. I think that's why they're so cheap.	They could legit sell refried turkey stuffing as a side. Hell, I'm surprised Taco Bell doesn't already.
there is the other sub	No one here has enough money to be on /r/personalfinance
Yeah, don’t be like the guy who has a net worth exceeding $400M. He’s made a lot of bad investment decisions.	I'm surprised more people his age aren't that rich or richer. Go back in time when every single blue chip stock like Boeing, Microsoft, and Apple were fucking $1.50 or some shit and I'd be buying the fuck out of everything in the market. Baby boomers are literally retarded if they need social security to live when they had every opportunity to buy stocks instead of buying 18% interest rate 30yr mortgages.
I got a 5/18 $425 put, hope it comes alive today	Still creeping up. Might join you in those but I'll probably buy in early next week.
All in new AMZN on new robinhood	honestly surprised RH hasn't been bought out by AMZN yet
Will my fucking $100 FDs pay tomorrow?	And that’s a solid NO from the the market dawg
Figured it'd stay sideways or at least not rise that much that quickly.	Lol why
And when he gets the Nobel peace prize Reddit will be shut down for maintenance	Nobody has taken those prizes seriously since Gore got one for a fucking powerpoint presentation and Obama got one for being black.
You and me watch the same shows while drinking alone. Let's not meet up sometime and drink alone in our separate apartments while watching them.	this is why i love reddit
You think AAPL will go down further after that big drop?	Yep. Shit company with shit overprotected OS for computer and phone, trying to sell tiny RAM upgrades for 500 dollars and iPhones for 1000. The competition has caught up to/surpassed them and it's no secret. iTunes is a bundled virus disguised as music library that eats processing power for breakfast. They either need to invent another revolutionary device or prepare to repeat the 90s. I'll never be bullish on a company whose products I hate.
unzips	licks lips
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ	Hey I love that song
Why do you need the feel to insult people?	It’s a cry for help
What app is this? I always see people using it for forex	Metatrader
BABA hasn't moved much since last two ER despite good earnings. Went to 200+ once but quickly came down. So I don't know. I am not too bullish. To be clear, I don't expect huge swing on either direction.	I think AH will see some swings, but open +/-2% of previous close. Stock holders will make some cake, option holders dicked.
I bought some ITM puts for next week. $10.5 is acceptable	Same here - 11.5 & 11 5/4's. Let's see this bad boy fall
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So yes?

Probably, depending on the license.

I meant the whole thread, try not to bring down the average, thanks.

If the questions aren't gay enough, he'll suspect this didn't come from WSB.

I know right. I am so stupid for not shorting a fking tech giant that have Dividend , 66% gross margin and p/e under 30. It also makes everything in server. I am dumb.

Don’t forget they spend more on r&d in one quarter than their competition makes an entire year

5g is still in testing. AT&T spent 21B last year too. So this isn't a sudden jump for 5G.

Spectrum maybe?

Hey free two dollars is more than enough for a four piece of tendies

Not after fees

Put your money where your mouth is instead of bitching and moaning at someone who is making money off your losses, faggot.

U fucked amazon and intel beat like no other. Spy 270 tmr

Or the .01s. Do people actually buy and sell those?

Yes based on the thread here

yeah tread carefully anything can happen in this market

I really hope he didn't do it, it's already up over 100 in AH

What’s the play here? I am thinking just shares and ITM calls $95 or $100 but probably sell $115

Sounds like an ok plan. I'll take another look at it tomorrow.

But only on a few random days each month

Or a few random posts a day

AMD did the same thing yesterday

Not really, it was down 3.5% for the day and hung there

Probably, depending on the license.

But why male models?

Come down to Tacoma to get me I just want watch and snap pics and steal some of ya'lls cocaine.

cokes for shareholders only sorry pal

I'm going to be calling my Dr. If they smash on iPhone numbers

dr kavorkian?

We need a college student with access to unlimited printing capabilities. Every 1000 pages you print, the mods of r/wsb will send you a $2 MCD gift card for your tendies pleasure

i would but there's always some old lady that stares at me while i print anything more than 7 pages.

Die faggot

;)

It only had to go up 2% for you to win 100%???? I gotta get me some of these options.

bruh, AMD went up by 14% today

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XOM, CVX and maybe AKAM

hmm, idk if meme enough, maybe xom

My SPY FDs would like that very much

My SPY 4-30 call, also agrees with that.

Are they comparable? I think I saw that the calculations were done differently.

I am 99% sure they are non comparable.

Jeff will be a good boy and split the stock so we will get $160 Amazon for all.

I dont think he'll ever split. Pretty sure he doesn't want it to be easily tradeable.

GET FUCKED MSFT BEARS!

There is literally no such thing as Microsoft bears that shit has like .01% short interest

good point he should put that free bloomberg terminal you get in jail to good use

We’ll just need to send him market data if he wants to do it.

Hopefully the conference call turns things around.

It crossed 97 in google finance

fade?

Means sell the reaction

i sold msft at a loss at 74.

Don't look after hours or you might need to go to suicide watch

Anyone else get a boner reading this?

yes

Don't lie to me through your transitions lenses

This one stung.

Hey uh...gonna sound really dumb but...every week I feel like I learn a new popular thing like QQQ and TQQQ and Vix etc. Is there like, some kind of list to know about?

Yeah that did sound really dumb

Chris Pratt's learning disabled eastern European cousin, Chris Byat.

*Blyat

this is the most Caucasian joke ive ever seen in my life.

Seemed more Nordic or perhaps Anglo-Saxon to me.

I bought em too at open. Also, I sold em in early afternoon for profit

rip in pieces

How is two day shipping to the moon priced in

That joke was Prime

Lol you missed the thread

Damn it

Down 93% in the last week. Where is this $ROPE stock people keep talking about and can it save my portfolio?

Everyone else in this sub seems to be up big $$$ this week. What did you do!?

bitch please they'll just cheney his heart back together

It's just a Cummins turbo diesel at this point.

Post pictures you fucking egg

Markets closed so options don't price you fucking dunce.

$YZY

LONG $YZY

No the judge didn't like him and made it slightly harder on him probably still a minimum-security though

I have family that live in the area and we have base-access. Facility is no joke, but run professionally. I'm sure he is safe and taken care of, they don't play like Hollywood portrays in federal prisons run by the military.

What is that app called?

How did you get this far?

just set your computer clock back an hour.

GOTTA GO BACK IN TIME

AMD puts are a fickle mistress aren't they?

Well that’s what happens when you bet against Bae Sue.

amazon has those juicy post-earnings rallies so nah gonna wait it out and enjoy the slew of PT upgrades

BOSS!

BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzT

Always that one guy...

Got to have CONfidence guys. It’s all about your self-esteem.

I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

?

You can day trade with options in a cash account, as long as you do not exceed settle funds. Funds clears the next morning; works in most REAL option brokers.

So, my $26 April 27 on $GE is possible?

Ya if it’s a put

All that's missing is 'Die at 45 from boredom.'

“Never swing for the fences because you might miss.”

Naked as can be.

F

God your Windows are dirty.

I should really clean those zune

It's tldr all the way down.

How many turtles is that?

I would like 1 win please.

Me too thanks

Due diligence aka homework

oh word. while we’re here what the fuck does FD mean

Which bourbon? Pls don’t fucking disappoint, I’ve made it this far.

I will first ask if there is any local stuff

Do they still serve Dry Aged steaks?

I always get the seared sirloin with butter poached lobster tail

http://imgur.com/gallery/Mtijr5g I actually went these. Thanks for believing in me

Hey! Nice job, crazy yolo!!! I knew it was gonna be big!

Like camomile and coffee...

Jizz and gin...

Bill 'Big Dick' O'Reilly going with the long play of DRIPin into retirement with reinvested dividends on AT&T stocks

It is down 6% today. There went this years dividends, sad.

O

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Say you have $100k to burn and you buy Jan 70c for $3, so yo can buy 330 contracts. Then you sell 330 Jan $80 contracts for $2, so you have $66k. You then repeat the process as Infineum. You end up with a net debit of $1, so you get 900% gain if the the share price hits or exceeds $80. If you only buy the $70 calls with the $100k you would need the share price to hit $100 for the same gain

Fuck. I have to understand...so your initial 100K into the 70s and grab the 66K credit off selling the 80s. Use that to buy 220 more 70s with that 66K and sell 220 more 80s for 44K and so on? You just set this up all in one go or adjust in over time? Leverage on leverage on leverage....

Why not just sell at open and roll forward? How much more upside are you expecting to see after it's gone up 7% in 3 days?

I held on to them past market close is what I mean. Of course i'm gonna sell at market open im not a mad man.

Yes and No, sometimes, maybe.

Not all the time, every time. Except sometimes, all the time.

He couldn't charge $12 for an index card.

Missed a couple 0s

I dont know what that stuff did to his noggin, but I'd stay clear of anything that would make me call mu speculative at 40 and a solid investment at 60

I feel like giving the meme stock some action. I'm getting some MU FDs tomorrow.

Wait what does that mean? I won't be able to actually exchange the currency back or the government just won't give it?

Basically, they don’t have dollars to give you back. I suggest you read up about the economic crisis there. That’s why the market is skyrocketing.

I would literally believe this if you told me the delivery vehicles would be Teslas

The delivery vehicles will be Tesla's driven by Boston Dynamics robots

Jeff Bezos confirmed T1000 hope he buys AMD and rebrands it Skynet.

Jeff Bullzos is his final form

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FDs? when do you plan on selling?

FD's. 0 hour my brotha also have some 162, 163, 159, 162.5, 158, 159.5. went a little over board this week.

Dude, options are contracts for lots of 100 shares. He only has 20.. Sooo OP can't sell even one covered call, let alone multiple in a vert spread.

How is nobody understanding my comment? I know what a goddamn call option is.

nuclear wars are ~~good~~ profitable and easy to ~~win~~ leverage

did you just have a stroke or did I

Congrats, you are now a moderator of, r/tendies

I... i didnt think that would be a real place.....

I have no idea man. The past few weeks/months the markets were always slaughtered and then rebounded to a new high. It's hard to imagine that they will go green for another week now

One thing I try to do is keep an eye on what world events are driving what moves in the stock market. Now that (presumably) we won't all die in nuclear fire, the main issue is Lord Cheeto and his random tweeting (not so important), the possibility of trade wars (less important) and what happens when real stuff drops related to the Russia investigation (mostly instability by Trump that causes the markets to do something).

Who lets you drive with autism that severe?! Where's your handler??

I have high functioning autism. I drive myself to cvs to get cheetos.

发照片你他妈的蛋

笨蛋, you Dummkopf

https://www.nasdaq.com/article/how-will-rising-interest-rates-impact-dividend-stocks-cm341670

Unless you think we are going for a multiple year recession or an absolute crash, that does not matter.

Don’t stop bb pls

Pls I'm almost there

ATM leaps, I was kind of thinking start with15-16k and everytime it goes up around 10% I sell the option buy a share and roll it into longer dated ATM options for around the same 15-16k price, just to kind of check point my gains and if I feel amzn has run up to much I can hold off on rebuying for a week or whatever

Probably not going to be able to sell the leaps at a reasonable price. Very few people want to buy in the money leaps.

Passed around because he couldn't fit in anywhere

That’s probably the most creative interpretation I’ve ever heard

Yeah I was like financial advisor??

I'm so good at managing my personal finances that I pay someone else to do it.

long $NESN

goddamn right

AMD

I just have them and there's a decent amount of breading on the nuggets. I think that's why they're so cheap.

They could legit sell refried turkey stuffing as a side. Hell, I'm surprised Taco Bell doesn't already.

there is the other sub

No one here has enough money to be on /r/personalfinance

Yeah, don’t be like the guy who has a net worth exceeding $400M. He’s made a lot of bad investment decisions.

I'm surprised more people his age aren't that rich or richer. Go back in time when every single blue chip stock like Boeing, Microsoft, and Apple were fucking $1.50 or some shit and I'd be buying the fuck out of everything in the market. Baby boomers are literally retarded if they need social security to live when they had every opportunity to buy stocks instead of buying 18% interest rate 30yr mortgages.

I got a 5/18 $425 put, hope it comes alive today

Still creeping up. Might join you in those but I'll probably buy in early next week.

All in new AMZN on new robinhood

honestly surprised RH hasn't been bought out by AMZN yet

Will my fucking $100 FDs pay tomorrow?

And that’s a solid NO from the the market dawg

Figured it'd stay sideways or at least not rise that much that quickly.

Lol why

And when he gets the Nobel peace prize Reddit will be shut down for maintenance

Nobody has taken those prizes seriously since Gore got one for a fucking powerpoint presentation and Obama got one for being black.

You and me watch the same shows while drinking alone. Let's not meet up sometime and drink alone in our separate apartments while watching them.

this is why i love reddit

You think AAPL will go down further after that big drop?

Yep. Shit company with shit overprotected OS for computer and phone, trying to sell tiny RAM upgrades for 500 dollars and iPhones for 1000. The competition has caught up to/surpassed them and it's no secret. iTunes is a bundled virus disguised as music library that eats processing power for breakfast. They either need to invent another revolutionary device or prepare to repeat the 90s. I'll never be bullish on a company whose products I hate.

*unzips*

*licks lips*

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Hey I love that song

Why do you need the feel to insult people?

It’s a cry for help

What app is this? I always see people using it for forex

Metatrader

BABA hasn't moved much since last two ER despite good earnings. Went to 200+ once but quickly came down. So I don't know. I am not too bullish. To be clear, I don't expect huge swing on either direction.

I think AH will see some swings, but open +/-2% of previous close. Stock holders will make some cake, option holders dicked.

I bought some ITM puts for next week. $10.5 is acceptable

Same here - 11.5 & 11 5/4's. Let's see this bad boy fall

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