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Id agree with you but after seeing companies beat earnings and their shares plummet idk if it will matter.	But t was already higher a few days ago and no News SQ related has damaged it. It was up today pre-market. I think this has been a shitty week except for like 5 companies but unless we’ve gone full fag-bear it cannot keep going next week, (can it?)
lul wut? they raised guidance	wow listen to the CC you fucking idiot
small bedroom so she has nowhere to run ;-) ;-)	Da fuq outta my face Cosby
what's Wdcc?	Where’s Dad, Chuckie Cheese?
Nobody has taken those prizes seriously since Gore got one for a fucking powerpoint presentation and Obama got one for being black.	After Obama every other peace prize should be pissed for being in the same list
did you just have a stroke or did I	Yes.
I have high functioning autism. I drive myself to cvs to get cheetos.	Translation: 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEE'.
I doubt he's planning on excersizing the options. As long as it goes down a bit he can ship the option to some other sucker.	That's still a real long shot. Theta is going to be fucking him hard.
O	T
E	R
I just need 2 get more gooder at YOLOing.	one good 2000% gain would wipe my losses away
No one here has enough money to be on /r/personalfinance	Eh, a lot of them seem to be poor. I constantly see people griping about paying a few bucks a month for Netflix or amazon. Like who can’t come up with $15 bucks a month? Right now there’s people doing extensive math to see how much they need to buy on Amazon so that it is “worth it”. Prime is less than half a day of work for something I use year round
I am thinking of FDs on TSLA expire 05/04. Shit might explode lol like CMG.	They're pretty expensive though, at least to a brokeboi like me
[This is why you'll never outrade the analysts man. What are you doing trading a company that sells poop scooping implements and NOT knowing this song?!](http://www.kanyewest.com/)	Keeping up with kanye is becoming a full time job.
Why do you think not? I'm not contradicting you, just curious why you think that	Well 50% is huge, maybe you interpreted the 'No' as a general bearish sign but I really just responded to the 50% rise.
They're going after Amazon? Good luck man.	My bull thesis is that their product Xi may gain customers and Google might acquire them for these customers. Nutanix and Google are partners in several cloud environments
Ooh definitely saving this for later. Let's say the options are monthly instead of 120 days in duration, could I just change the axis scale to reflect that in relative terms?	yes that would work, the takeaway is that once you get to the month you can see that theta rapes you. When you buy make sure its a month out at least or your in for some hurt.
It's still above the 52 week low. By a fair amount	short interest is pretty high, seems like anything relatively decent in the report will cause an uptick
Chipotle is fucking delicious	I really didn't like it :( tried it twice and was really disappointed. Maybe the chipotle in my area is just trash. I do like burritos and Mexican food in general.
damn right it's your bad	Yeah fuck you pitchingataint!
that's number 1 no?	Technically you could frontrun on 1 exchange, isn’t that what Goldman got “busted” doing in their own dark pool?
Whatever makes me money, idc if it’s a gay blowjob store or a gun manufacturer.	What about a gay blowjob gun manufacturer?
Clips on iPhone.	Is there a similar program for android? Like Samsung Galaxy series.
55,000 to >100,000? Wow	Yeah some faggots are actually making money LUL
I will fucking mod you if true	good username
Their cheating user base certainly won’t call them out 😂	You sound like the type of moron who would argue memorizing formulas is equal to cheating. Yes I have heard that argument before. You may have a point about the IP aspect but Judy because a company has found a way to remove the need for a human tutor does not mean it isn’t tutoring.
I like the risk reward with the way this market is behaving, stop limit preventing me from losing more than 10% on trade and selling on the next spike. Lots of overvalued securities and start of bear market occurring right now. Not going to pretend i know when the crash will hit but it will hit within the next few months in my opinion.	Fair enough. Good luck homie.
But seriously though. Don’t trade options unless you understand them. I studied options for over a year before placing my first trade. Then now, after two years of trading, I’m finally consistently profitable. You gotta invest the time to learn rather than just jump in. Especially with options	ELI5 the major lessons you learned in those first 2 years?
I looked into calls on Friday. Very expensive. Talked myself out of it.	which ones?
I don't even know why I'm so riled up about this idea of shorting chegg, but not only is the idea out of context with regard to shorting the education bubble as a whole, but the notion that shorting unethical companies is profitable at all - the sheer axioms upon which you came up with this idea, is founded upon a fundamental misunderstanding of how modern society works	Wherever you are i would like to buy you a snickers bar.
To be fair he did say you will most likely lose it all.	The 172.50 4/27 calls seemed to be based on the http://maximum-pain.com/options/max-pain/ data from late last week. It was only $10 off which isn't bad if that's $10 ITM for your options as opposed to $10 OTM.
wow you were right, faggot	It was a good week.
More like the special needs meme stock.	You're sleeping on Nokia, ever heard of Bell Labs?
If I knew how, I'd bet against it. It's too late.	Y u say that
All /r/WSB users are faggots, not all faggots are LGBT. I thought we'd gone over this.	Were more like faggots because everytime we enter the market we get smoked.
As long as you can tell red from green you’ll be just fine.	Hopefully he's not colorblind
Not a lot haha it's just a YOLO	98%, got it
What’s the ticker?	FUCC
Quick where do I dump my money in order to qualify for that 300k rate?	I know you are joking, but its a laddered rate. The first 100k always pays the 100k rate regardless of how much you put in.
may I ask what your background is?	He works at MacDonalds
271+ would mean we broke out of the downtrend completely. not so sure that happens unless bond yield pulls back majorly	Right and I agree. I believe we get squeezed up to a test of 271 which sets up a longer time frame bearish move
I wonder what it takes to get rejected from rh options	probably being literally banned from trading. like bernie maddoff or somone else in jail for securities fraud lol
PR bonds might be a decent play? They're essentially US backed bonds right? Espectially if the Dems win in November?	I doubt it. Demo would have to win by a land slide and I don’t think they actually care about pr
Hoping my TVIX jumps up	Even in light of NK agreeing to outside investigators?
I've noticed that but won't people pump inevitably for ER anyway or you think not?	No, if anything people may continue to sell off slightly before earnings unless good news comes out ahead of it. A continued selloff and surprise good news might be great for people who buy calls at the last minute, though.
News was out during market open Friday	ya friday wasn’t exactly the best day..,PRICEDIN?
haha, I am in at 59 brah, since last earning and this shit just keeps going down.	At least you don't have a weak hand lol I believe it'll be back at 59 before summers end
Corn tho	chipotle corn aint crunchy b what u smoking
G	[Well Done Boys](http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/mission-accomplished-george-bush.jpg)
Lmao verified purchase. Bro you still bought it.	a lot of people bought the first one
You gotta understand....if it was /r/investing they would be all 'GET IN A GOOD CD OR VANGUARD MONEY MARKET FUND!'	Wtf no they don’t. That’s r/pf
E	R
I’m guessing covered calls on something as slow moving as utilities arent worth a fortune	But it can reduce the cost basis.
You really think it will beat?... And I know thats the problem, these days it doesn't even seem to matter with these ERs	Yeah its gonna beat. Its fuckin AAPL. But like the OP is saying, wtf does that have to do with the movement of the stock during this earnings season??
If you’re really that stupid that you’re looking at random apps to tell you what to invest in you deserve to lose your money.	I’ll make sure to read this comment in a video from the deck of my yacht kid
More like spread butthole	Pics plz
Made a thread about it earlier	If you're capable of pulling your face out of the glue long enough to make a thread, you should be capable of linking to it.
Dude, sneezing makes this stock go down. lets no say a lawsuit.	This whole case is built on “evidence” gathered from public statements — saying that the companies conspired by reading each other’s public statements. LOL — this shit is going NOWHERE.
Lol. I'm up 80% YTD riding mu from 37 to 60 in like a month. I'm aight, gotta pay my respects and buy back in	Dont worry MU soon be at 39
You can borrow mine if it helps your pride.	you mean your mom’s sugar daddy’s?
Rough guess..... Go for more leverage on MU??	Diversify his bought MU calls with some MU shares and sold MU puts.
The article came out at 5:30 PM.	EST?
So US is kinda an A-hole?	>kinda
Huh	[DELETED]
Trading at 43X earnings and over 8X book, in what world of even slight brain function is that limited downside. They have to absolutely crush it over the next decade just to break even.	plus, emperor xi is in town, that's gonna rile the fears up
Your dildo has veins?	Yours doesn't?
we can't value stocks correctly, why do you think we can value boats correctly?	Boats have no intristic value when in international waters.
I doubt it. Demo would have to win by a land slide and I don’t think they actually care about pr	This lol. If anyone gave a shit about PR except for, well, PR, then it would have been a state ages ago.
My ally account got rejected also, they couldn't verify my identify and didn't put too much effort into following up on that. So their competitor got my savings account instead	By competitor, you mean robinhood, correct?
Brought up the subject didn't I? You're just looking for a fight.	Yeah, you're right. I was just stirring shit up put of boredom. Anyway, you playing earnings this week?
It's really not, but you're just going to keep doubling down aren't you?	she got second degree burns all over her body.
Does anyone know what a fitbit does other than track your steps and act as a watch? What is the point	You compare your steps with your friends and ultimately pace around the house to catch up with them
Wtf no they don’t. That’s r/pf	Naw PF jerks off with pennies from their Ally accounts.
I love the iPhone, I hate everything else they make	I hate the iPhone, but my work supplies us with Macbook pros and Macbook airs and these things are fucking legit. Have been using it every day, all day, for about 4 years now. They just don't fuck up or break....ever.
tfw you can't go full gold cause it doesn't float	Neither does iron you dumb cuck
My side piece, her husband is a FF lol.	Damn, that's cold son.
https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8g5kiq/help_me_with_my_tendies_dont_upvote/	Exactly why I came to mind to check it out!
Question. What do financial analysts do for smaller companies? Are you trying to hedge supplies or was it like it an investment company?	I would guess mostly FP&A
Iirc, that wasn't a complete accident. He was filthy rich as is.	No, he didn't have enough to cover those puts. He basically had a few million on loan.
haha! you guys are funny :)	Funny, how? Funny like a clown? Like I'm here to fucking amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny.
Thanks to the internet and recruiters, HR people get like 100 applicants per open job, so why not weed out people the easiest way possible?	Indeed. I'm only partially criticising HR. My main point is that OP can get great at something -- even better than all graduates -- but without a degree, he still may never even get an interview (unless there's someway for his skill to catch the eyes of recruiters outside the normal HR process). I've written programs for HR departments that scan applications. If your application isn't top 75-90th percentile, the HR reps don't even see it.
3:55. I was the highest filled on the 160s yesterday lol	Very nice, good job!
What's a computer	It's obsolete tech. Like the tape-casset
> this old ass billionaire who doesn't understand tech is buying this tech stock, checkmate nigga	For real. Getting into IBM in 2011 doesn't help either.
Yo same	Good to know that I'm not the only one who reviews no new loans or conditions between 9:30 and 10:00.
What kind of engineering?	i work in chemical / polymer engineering..can confirm the math is all done by robots and computer software now...except organic chemistry is still a cunt.
Tf does rMBP mean? Refurbished MBP?	Retina MBP, you filthy peasant
Listen man i gotta get validation from somewhere	Don't worry, I think you're handsome, and I admire the length and girth of your penis.
Ahead of you. Let’s hold hands	Just entered while it was up almost 1% about 5 minutes ago. Got a decent price I think. Good luck to us!
Looks inverted	Your flair didn't have stipulations.
So, was the dude actually smart? Or, just stubborn with enough charisma to carry him through?	Yeah, Tango! Was Steve Jobs, like, even smart?!? Tell us!!! XD
Is that really an episode?	Woosh
Once mu pops the shit posting don’t stop.	I dumped some call options to the tune of a $500 loss. ...thinking about jumping back in the pool.
Agreed. I don’t have a lot riding on tomorrow’s call, but it’s enough to make my butt hurt enough to walk away from trading for a while.	You merely adopted the butt hurt. I was born in it, molded by it.....I didn't have a pain free butt until I was already a man!
right on, see any strike prices you like? I was looking at $74's and 71.50's. FD's naturally.	I bought 5/4 74 call
AND MY SWORD	And my cereals
damn that sounds kinda lonely:(	Pffft sounds like a fucking dream.
apparently not stupid cu they're the biggest company in the world	That means they never ever fuck up!
Why doesn't the $70 call have a good chance at profitability?	Its over a standard deviation from current market price, price would need to go to about $55 to double the price paid for the call. If you sell lower priced calls against the $70 call, OP can profit from both the rise in the stock price and the shorter calls expiring worthless letting OP keep the credit.
what tf is that?	Falcon 9 exhaust trail over California

Id agree with you but after seeing companies beat earnings and their shares plummet idk if it will matter.

But t was already higher a few days ago and no News SQ related has damaged it. It was up today pre-market. I think this has been a shitty week except for like 5 companies but unless we’ve gone full fag-bear it cannot keep going next week, (can it?)

lul wut? they raised guidance

wow listen to the CC you fucking idiot

small bedroom so she has nowhere to run ;-) ;-)

Da fuq outta my face Cosby

what's Wdcc?

Where’s Dad, Chuckie Cheese?

Nobody has taken those prizes seriously since Gore got one for a fucking powerpoint presentation and Obama got one for being black.

After Obama every other peace prize should be pissed for being in the same list

did you just have a stroke or did I

Yes.

I have high functioning autism. I drive myself to cvs to get cheetos.

Translation: 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEE'.

I doubt he's planning on excersizing the options. As long as it goes down a bit he can ship the option to some other sucker.

That's still a real long shot. Theta is going to be fucking him hard.

O

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E

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I just need 2 get more gooder at YOLOing.

one good 2000% gain would wipe my losses away

No one here has enough money to be on /r/personalfinance

Eh, a lot of them seem to be poor. I constantly see people griping about paying a few bucks a month for Netflix or amazon. Like who can’t come up with $15 bucks a month? Right now there’s people doing extensive math to see how much they need to buy on Amazon so that it is “worth it”. Prime is less than half a day of work for something I use year round

I am thinking of FDs on TSLA expire 05/04. Shit might explode lol like CMG.

They're pretty expensive though, at least to a brokeboi like me

[This is why you'll never outrade the analysts man. What are you doing trading a company that sells poop scooping implements and NOT knowing this song?!](http://www.kanyewest.com/)

Keeping up with kanye is becoming a full time job.

Why do you think not? I'm not contradicting you, just curious why you think that

Well 50% is huge, maybe you interpreted the 'No' as a general bearish sign but I really just responded to the 50% rise.

They're going after Amazon? Good luck man.

My bull thesis is that their product Xi may gain customers and Google might acquire them for these customers. Nutanix and Google are partners in several cloud environments

Ooh definitely saving this for later. Let's say the options are monthly instead of 120 days in duration, could I just change the axis scale to reflect that in relative terms?

yes that would work, the takeaway is that once you get to the month you can see that theta rapes you. When you buy make sure its a month out at least or your in for some hurt.

It's still above the 52 week low. By a fair amount

short interest is pretty high, seems like anything relatively decent in the report will cause an uptick

Chipotle is fucking delicious

I really didn't like it :( tried it twice and was really disappointed. Maybe the chipotle in my area is just trash. I do like burritos and Mexican food in general.

damn right it's your bad

Yeah fuck you pitchingataint!

that's number 1 no?

Technically you could frontrun on 1 exchange, isn’t that what Goldman got “busted” doing in their own dark pool?

Whatever makes me money, idc if it’s a gay blowjob store or a gun manufacturer.

What about a gay blowjob gun manufacturer?

Clips on iPhone.

Is there a similar program for android? Like Samsung Galaxy series.

55,000 to >100,000? Wow

Yeah some faggots are actually making money LUL

I will fucking mod you if true

good username

Their cheating user base certainly won’t call them out 😂

You sound like the type of moron who would argue memorizing formulas is equal to cheating. Yes I have heard that argument before. You may have a point about the IP aspect but Judy because a company has found a way to remove the need for a human tutor does not mean it isn’t tutoring.

I like the risk reward with the way this market is behaving, stop limit preventing me from losing more than 10% on trade and selling on the next spike. Lots of overvalued securities and start of bear market occurring right now. Not going to pretend i know when the crash will hit but it will hit within the next few months in my opinion.

Fair enough. Good luck homie.

But seriously though. Don’t trade options unless you understand them. I studied options for over a year before placing my first trade. Then now, after two years of trading, I’m finally consistently profitable. You gotta invest the time to learn rather than just jump in. Especially with options

ELI5 the major lessons you learned in those first 2 years?

I looked into calls on Friday. Very expensive. Talked myself out of it.

which ones?

I don't even know why I'm so riled up about this idea of shorting chegg, but not only is the idea out of context with regard to shorting the education bubble as a whole, but the notion that shorting unethical companies is profitable at all - the sheer axioms upon which you came up with this idea, is founded upon a fundamental misunderstanding of how modern society works

Wherever you are i would like to buy you a snickers bar.

To be fair he did say you will most likely lose it all.

The 172.50 4/27 calls seemed to be based on the http://maximum-pain.com/options/max-pain/ data from late last week. It was only $10 off which isn't bad if that's $10 ITM for your options as opposed to $10 OTM.

wow you were right, faggot

It was a good week.

More like the special needs meme stock.

You're sleeping on Nokia, ever heard of Bell Labs?

If I knew how, I'd bet against it. It's too late.

Y u say that

All /r/WSB users are faggots, not all faggots are LGBT. I thought we'd gone over this.

Were more like faggots because everytime we enter the market we get smoked.

As long as you can tell red from green you’ll be just fine.

Hopefully he's not colorblind

Not a lot haha it's just a YOLO

98%, got it

What’s the ticker?

FUCC

Quick where do I dump my money in order to qualify for that 300k rate?

I know you are joking, but its a laddered rate. The first 100k always pays the 100k rate regardless of how much you put in.

may I ask what your background is?

He works at MacDonalds

271+ would mean we broke out of the downtrend completely. not so sure that happens unless bond yield pulls back majorly

Right and I agree. I believe we get squeezed up to a test of 271 which sets up a longer time frame bearish move

I wonder what it takes to get rejected from rh options

probably being literally banned from trading. like bernie maddoff or somone else in jail for securities fraud lol

PR bonds might be a decent play? They're essentially US backed bonds right? Espectially if the Dems win in November?

I doubt it. Demo would have to win by a land slide and I don’t think they actually care about pr

Hoping my TVIX jumps up

Even in light of NK agreeing to outside investigators?

I've noticed that but won't people pump inevitably for ER anyway or you think not?

No, if anything people may continue to sell off slightly before earnings unless good news comes out ahead of it. A continued selloff and surprise good news might be great for people who buy calls at the last minute, though.

News was out during market open Friday

ya friday wasn’t exactly the best day..,PRICEDIN?

haha, I am in at 59 brah, since last earning and this shit just keeps going down.

At least you don't have a weak hand lol I believe it'll be back at 59 before summers end

Corn tho

chipotle corn aint crunchy b what u smoking

G

[Well Done Boys](http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/mission-accomplished-george-bush.jpg)

Lmao verified purchase. Bro you still bought it.

a lot of people bought the first one

You gotta understand....if it was /r/investing they would be all 'GET IN A GOOD CD OR VANGUARD MONEY MARKET FUND!'

Wtf no they don’t. That’s r/pf

E

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I’m guessing covered calls on something as slow moving as utilities arent worth a fortune

But it can reduce the cost basis.

You really think it will beat?... And I know thats the problem, these days it doesn't even seem to matter with these ERs

Yeah its gonna beat. Its fuckin AAPL. But like the OP is saying, wtf does that have to do with the movement of the stock during this earnings season??

If you’re really that stupid that you’re looking at random apps to tell you what to invest in you deserve to lose your money.

I’ll make sure to read this comment in a video from the deck of my yacht kid

More like spread butthole

Pics plz

Made a thread about it earlier

If you're capable of pulling your face out of the glue long enough to make a thread, you should be capable of linking to it.

Dude, sneezing makes this stock go down. lets no say a lawsuit.

This whole case is built on “evidence” gathered from public statements — saying that the companies conspired by reading each other’s public statements. LOL — this shit is going NOWHERE.

Lol. I'm up 80% YTD riding mu from 37 to 60 in like a month. I'm aight, gotta pay my respects and buy back in

Dont worry MU soon be at 39

You can borrow mine if it helps your pride.

you mean your mom’s sugar daddy’s?

Rough guess..... Go for more leverage on MU??

Diversify his bought MU calls with some MU shares and sold MU puts.

The article came out at 5:30 PM.

EST?

So US is kinda an A-hole?

>kinda

Huh

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Trading at 43X earnings and over 8X book, in what world of even slight brain function is that limited downside. They have to absolutely crush it over the next decade just to break even.

plus, emperor xi is in town, that's gonna rile the fears up

Your dildo has veins?

Yours doesn't?

we can't value stocks correctly, why do you think we can value boats correctly?

Boats have no intristic value when in international waters.

I doubt it. Demo would have to win by a land slide and I don’t think they actually care about pr

This lol. If anyone gave a shit about PR except for, well, PR, then it would have been a state ages ago.

My ally account got rejected also, they couldn't verify my identify and didn't put too much effort into following up on that. So their competitor got my savings account instead

By competitor, you mean robinhood, correct?

Brought up the subject didn't I? You're just looking for a fight.

Yeah, you're right. I was just stirring shit up put of boredom. Anyway, you playing earnings this week?

It's really not, but you're just going to keep doubling down aren't you?

she got second degree burns all over her body.

Does anyone know what a fitbit does other than track your steps and act as a watch? What is the point

You compare your steps with your friends and ultimately pace around the house to catch up with them

Wtf no they don’t. That’s r/pf

Naw PF jerks off with pennies from their Ally accounts.

I love the iPhone, I hate everything else they make

I hate the iPhone, but my work supplies us with Macbook pros and Macbook airs and these things are fucking legit. Have been using it every day, all day, for about 4 years now. They just don't fuck up or break....ever.

tfw you can't go full gold cause it doesn't float

Neither does iron you dumb cuck

My side piece, her husband is a FF lol.

Damn, that's cold son.

https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8g5kiq/help_me_with_my_tendies_dont_upvote/

Exactly why I came to mind to check it out!

Question. What do financial analysts do for smaller companies? Are you trying to hedge supplies or was it like it an investment company?

I would guess mostly FP&A

Iirc, that wasn't a complete accident. He was filthy rich as is.

No, he didn't have enough to cover those puts. He basically had a few million on loan.

haha! you guys are funny :)

Funny, how? Funny like a clown? Like I'm here to fucking amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny.

Thanks to the internet and recruiters, HR people get like 100 applicants per open job, so why not weed out people the easiest way possible?

Indeed. I'm only partially criticising HR. My main point is that OP can get great at something -- even better than all graduates -- but without a degree, he still may never even get an interview (unless there's someway for his skill to catch the eyes of recruiters outside the normal HR process). I've written programs for HR departments that scan applications. If your application isn't top 75-90th percentile, the HR reps don't even see it.

3:55. I was the highest filled on the 160s yesterday lol

Very nice, good job!

What's a computer

It's obsolete tech. Like the tape-casset

> this old ass billionaire who doesn't understand tech is buying this tech stock, checkmate nigga

For real. Getting into IBM in 2011 doesn't help either.

Yo same

Good to know that I'm not the only one who reviews no new loans or conditions between 9:30 and 10:00.

What kind of engineering?

i work in chemical / polymer engineering..can confirm the math is all done by robots and computer software now...except organic chemistry is still a cunt.

Tf does rMBP mean? Refurbished MBP?

Retina MBP, you filthy peasant

Listen man i gotta get validation from somewhere

Don't worry, I think you're handsome, and I admire the length and girth of your penis.

Ahead of you. Let’s hold hands

Just entered while it was up almost 1% about 5 minutes ago. Got a decent price I think. Good luck to us!

Looks inverted

Your flair didn't have stipulations.

So, was the dude actually smart? Or, just stubborn with enough charisma to carry him through?

Yeah, Tango! Was Steve Jobs, like, even smart?!? Tell us!!! XD

Is that really an episode?

Woosh

Once mu pops the shit posting don’t stop.

I dumped some call options to the tune of a $500 loss. ...thinking about jumping back in the pool.

Agreed. I don’t have a lot riding on tomorrow’s call, but it’s enough to make my butt hurt enough to walk away from trading for a while.

You merely adopted the butt hurt. I was born in it, molded by it.....I didn't have a pain free butt until I was already a man!

right on, see any strike prices you like? I was looking at $74's and 71.50's. FD's naturally.

I bought 5/4 74 call

AND MY SWORD

And my cereals

damn that sounds kinda lonely:(

Pffft sounds like a fucking dream.

apparently not stupid cu they're the biggest company in the world

That means they never *ever* fuck up!

Why doesn't the $70 call have a good chance at profitability?

Its over a standard deviation from current market price, price would need to go to about $55 to double the price paid for the call. If you sell lower priced calls against the $70 call, OP can profit from both the rise in the stock price and the shorter calls expiring worthless letting OP keep the credit.

what tf is that?

Falcon 9 exhaust trail over California