manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Listening to CNBC and believing them is bad for the ole portfolio.	Ralph Nader's opinion is worth hearing.
I've noticed similarities between u/brutalpancake and nofapguy's cadence and overall 'tude. Just sayin it's worth looking at.	Given how many calls I continue to buy I guess you coulda also say I’m....seeking theta....
Go to r/options if you want ideas and advice. Damn bro take it easy.	hahahahaha this guy says he came here for advice he must be fucking retarded ...good thing you get paid well
might as well hold, you never know maybe they announce some partnership that will moon the price.	I mean probably not but maybe. I’d still look into ROPE while waiting for this to happen.
They started talking about it yesterday before the stock surged. There are two things they do to financially engineer a stock to improvement when there is doubt: buybacks and raising dividends and Apple does both. They have a ton of cash so leveraging it on buy backs is good for stock midterm. Long term they need growth.	Can I buy your portfolio genius
Get Showtime you broke bitch.	Commercials? You must be old.
This whole thread is insane. Wouldn’t you yolo right at earnings and get out quick? Or this is back when people were saying MU to 100. Could shoot up, I can’t explain why it’s not. I have oct 80 calls same boat kinda.	What do you plan on doing? All I need is 61 cents to break even.
You're an idiot if you think they will. This requires human interaction.	Everything will be automated eventually.
Then you accidentally hit the wrong one and discover that it was priced in anyway and make bank by sheer luck	the true wsb way
Everyone here already has a doctorate in that.	7 phds and i cant even fly a goddamn spaceship
We're talking about his butthole, right?	You tell me, queef
What is this, an account for ants?	Also correct.
This run-up is nuts.	It’s already up 28% from its IPO priced. It might be priced in. I bought FD may 18 less IV and have more time for slow dip back to IPO. It would be amazing if it does.
Lmao, where was OP at the beginning of February?	Paper route.
screenlock my man, screenlock	The one strange trick brokerages hate!
fuck	yup, more money u wanna make more u gotta put in. You could've made it all back if you put ~half a mil into AAPL
bUt wHaT iF i wAs RIghT ?	But youre not...
they squeezing us!	Double down!
Is there a sex futures market	Not in America, you'll have to go to Thailand for that
Ya I have a 46.5 calls, can’t decide on profit taking or waiting until tomorrow morning	I honestly believe it's going up. Visa, Amex, and Discover all beat estimates and every small business owner I go to uses SQ. My fucking therapist uses SQ. Last quarter's guidence was solid and I fully expect that to continue. I believe it's going to pop up because it's really been beaten down since March. I don't think we're getting all time highs but 52+ is not out of the question. That's why I'm going in with ITM calls.
why would you ever sell V	I was never in V. I was in MA. Cashed out and went all in on SQ. Anyway, V tanked today and saw an opportunity to buy 6/1 call. Hopefully it goes up.
nice try, shopify ceo.	Just using my powers of deductive reasoning. Majority of companies have been getting their dicks kicked in on beats.
Well jokes on them. If it comes to that it's going to be the rope and the latter for me.	The latter what?
Shit thanks bitch	no probz shotey
It’s not the worst thing to happen to me.	What is?
Apple threw MU under the bus you idiot	Further proof that memory shortage will continue. Those fucking retarts can't read the writing on the wall.
he's had puts for months	all those puts he had was the 100B buybacks in the ER
Yeah, after the 5,000th post you'd think we'd run out of original shit. But hell no, we still got this shit.	I thought we just had all new subscribers after every recession
My comment is referring to that dude that did an AMA because his mom would blow him and fuck him because his 'arms didn't work'.	Oh yeah! That was good shit! Sorry I’m retarted.
gradually increase your position, I think we will recover today	Lol another -2%
People would probably buy that	BMW already has a iDrive. I don't think they'd like that.
You're probably just pissed he's cashing in on AAPL stock options and you're not.	You're not wrong lol
That would be nice, got some earnings calls that were previously in rough shape that have begun to turn themselves around and if we could see some upward momentum going into ER then at least it'll help drive SP higher if ER is as expected.	This market is insane.
I got $50 I was going to use on a hooker or spx calls if you want it	You can still use it on a hooker... Meet me behind 7/11
OTM spy calls like always	Well ... OP's strategy is to create a thread and whine like a little bitch.
Especially when they've just acquired 300 rounds of 9x19.	In all seriousness 300 rounds is not much at all.
😩👌🏾💦	Options on margin on short-term futures that are leveraged 2500:1
What's your mom's car's make/model?	Hummer H1 neon pink
G	O
Thank you	Press F to pay regards
The one on the left.	wtf did you just say about Andrew Left. fuck that guy
To be fair, he posted those tweets without context and expected people to understand them. He also said slavery was a choice. He's fallen off the deep end.	Agree.
Need to get in the option game myself. Currently, all funds tied to SRRA. You can check past post to see how bad it's at right now.	It's fun but don't fuck around by going OTM too much or you will lose it all. EL has an RSI of fucking 20, so day traders will be all over it
I bought ITM 60s before earnings AMA	when do they expire and are you buying more calls, or taking it on the chin and buying puts down to $35?
Thanks Papa I'm taking in the $Monies$	Glad at least one person listened ! Plus the best thing is with a 5/18 call it has less of a time decay so retarded people late to the show can hype up the bad news and increase our premiums! :)
Any reason for not picking a farther out date for just a little more $? Sorry, picking your brain cuz sick gains.	More like a little less, you pay more premium for farther out. He probably didn't plan to wait anyway.
You just sell the calls.	so then, the calls will sell for the exact price difference right? so 180 call if stock is at 190 will be $10 each?
It’s already up 28% from its IPO priced. It might be priced in. I bought FD may 18 less IV and have more time for slow dip back to IPO. It would be amazing if it does.	did you buy ?☺
Weird because I believe Tastyworks always requires the max loss as collateral for credit spreads. Either you have the cash to enter the trade or you don't, it doesn't change dynamically.	Probably because tw is a decent broker
Fuck me, got the fucking FD police over here	Well yeah man you’re showing us how autistic you aren’t...
Catch that fucking knife. I dare you.	+5% after hours, whoops
like poopy	Good news, I bought 265 calls at 2:15.
maybe you should get a (((real broker)))	Oy vey!
Hummer H1 neon pink	mom is a fuckin baller
no dont	Oh boy... even before earnings you're down big time...
I didn’t buy shit the bid ask was too far apart	Offer around the middle.... It generally gets filled
Er	just glancing eps was slight beat, is guidance down?
will you be holding calls for er?	yeah I kinda have to. down like 60%.
Check again fam lmao	I bought puts...
I bought $50.50 puts break even is $47.84. Reasonable, only like 2.something percent.	Yeah that's actually not bad I was looking ATM and slightly OTM
nah MU will never have a P/E in the double digits man come on	For sure it will, just gotta get those earnings down.
Wait until they pass through you.	Something something.. hot crack
So my TVIX isn’t gonna pop then	well.. well... well....
Bruh you don't understand this stock. You are going to get Elon Dicked. 30% short float and all Elon ia going to talk about is Model 3 ramp and the size of his massive erection.	Oh, I wouldn't touch this stock with a 10 foot pole, dude. I was just stating my opinion. I would NEVER bet against the Elon cult.
You make $1.5 million per year. You'll be fine.	Yeah, this is my account where I pretend I'm rich.
Ah ok	Go ahead, say it again.. Have a look at that chart on $TVIX again... ha
WOW	Really makes you 🤔
Yup. Mods deleted the thread. I tried to help.	'Mods delete and I tried to help!' aka you tripped automod and didn't say anything to the mods to get it unspammed. It's not some conspiracy you fucker.
So how is it that my VIX calls dying so hard??	Should have bought SPX puts. VIX moves in mysterious ways.
REEEEEEEEFUND	REEEEEE
But you have less money overall with which you need to buy the same non-discretiobary consumer goods, including rent or mortgage interest (both of which go up) , giving you less discretionary spending.	you dont have less since all your debt is cheaper to pay off. Most people have at least some debt so its a positive.
Double down!	$$
Everything will be automated eventually.	Not what I do.
Well, the old subscribers still stay subscribed, but they become inactive. I wonder why.	$ROPE
I eat a lot of soy sauce. So... good news for me. Cheaper soy sauce	/u/RobinhoodFag is a soyboy. who would have guessed.
Point is, if Trump cannot accomplish shit when his own party controls Congress, what will he accomplish when the Dems take over next year?	Rhinos have widely rejected Trump. That's not news to anyone
I took a look at their balance sheets and cash flow, still pretty fucking bad, and in this quarter their bonds are downgraded to BBB.	BBB? More like Big Business Boner amirite long tsla
I don't have twitter either. He said it in the earnings call.	Yeah, I think he mentioned a 10 day downtime to remove or work on bottlenecks in the production line.
yeah im the dumb fuck for buying a tablet for reading. i bet you have an iphone X and a macbook too, shithead.	Fag do you even know the cost of a decent hardcover book? Shit ranges from 25-40$ a book. If you actually read you'd know that shit is actually A+ in terms of value.
If the proper source is there, you should be able to provide it. I'm pretty sure everyone that's taken a proper English class while Wikipedia was around knows it's not a valid source for anything	It's not a valid citation because it's not the direct source of information. However wikipedia sites it's very own sources at the bottom of its article. It's a valid source of accurate information. Definitely beats some random news site someone can pull up. Wikipedia is a lot better than it was 10 years ago
I'd actually pay for that	Twitch plays the stock market
Time stamp is 2pm lol	Pacific time brah 🏄🏄
A	L
IV does plummet the next day, but V and MasterCard went up so much that the intrinsic value far exceeded the loss in extrinsic. The MA call I bought could've plummeted to 0 extrinsic value and it was still worth at least a couple hundred more than I paid in intrinsic value the open after earnings. It had ~$800 intrinsic value, but the premium was never anywhere near $8.	Ah I gotcha thanks for the explanation. I figured that was the reasoning. Buying options that close to earnings still sounds a little too risky for my tastes but sounds like you killed it 👌🏼
Tomorrow is going to be massively green. Check out the RSI on all time frames.	Do you work for Seeking Alpha
In true gentleman fashion I bought calls so that all of your puts would flourish. Enjoy the sell off tomorrow.	I feel your pain, happened to me yesterday wit Apple puts — they went from $780 to $38 when I closed :(
Where's the guy that was talking about how SNAP was free money last week.. can't seem to find the post.. i told him wait until earnings.	Cramer?
I feel like Amazon's UX for everything is shit, but convenience and price is too hard to pass up.	Makes sense considering it’s basically the online Walmart of everything
$BEAT has been a tendie farm. Thanks fam. What calls do you suggest?	I think August $25s are looking pretty nice and I think they are quite likely to profit. Seems like a pretty safe option. Really just depends on how risky you want to play it and how much you believe in their growth.
He got assigned his short put, so the other party sold him stock. Shouldn't RH just auto-liquidate this stock to cover his shortfall?	What RH should have done is exercise the long put at the same time, like every other broker would do. That would have just taken my collateral and gone poof, no further hassle. Now I have to deal with rh support who apparently email via carrier pigeon.
Nikola died poor and alone...	I'm working night and day to have the same fate.
Electric cars are lighter on smog but what about making electric cars?	China somehow has a huge boner for them. Every car producer in China has to sell a fixed percentage of electric cars
I deleted the app within 60 days of getting it. No good came of it.	I think that /r/personalfinance is that way over there
btfd	And then sell it the next day or something right??
What are you gonna do? Dump them? Then you’ll have nothing. Assuming the stuff you listed are actual shares you have.	Actual long term calls. Yeah I plan to hold them but it’s frustrating that they’re all sinking like rocks
REEEEEE	TARD
To be fair, he sounds high as fuck in the call	Celebrating, ownership in China confirmed
A margin call is when you have to deposit funds/sell stocks to cover potential losses as demanded by your broker	Can you explain what a 'broker' is? Is that slang for the Robinhood app?
Blue Origin sucks balls compared to SpaceX and Elon Musk is whacking his big ole elephant dick upside Jeff Bezos' bald head	sounds as if you'd like to suck that elephant dick until it's coming out of your ass, faggot
Buying ITM/ATM/OTM or a combo of the above?	Honestly now that I look back it’s YOLO style. I personally admit there was no strategy, as much as I’d like to think i had one.

Listening to CNBC and believing them is bad for the ole portfolio.

Ralph Nader's opinion is worth hearing.

I've noticed similarities between u/brutalpancake and nofapguy's cadence and overall 'tude. Just sayin it's worth looking at.

Given how many calls I continue to buy I guess you coulda also say I’m....seeking theta....

Go to r/options if you want ideas and advice. Damn bro take it easy.

hahahahaha this guy says he came here for advice he must be fucking retarded ...good thing you get paid well

might as well hold, you never know maybe they announce some partnership that will moon the price.

I mean probably not but maybe. I’d still look into ROPE while waiting for this to happen.

They started talking about it yesterday before the stock surged. There are two things they do to financially engineer a stock to improvement when there is doubt: buybacks and raising dividends and Apple does both. They have a ton of cash so leveraging it on buy backs is good for stock midterm. Long term they need growth.

Can I buy your portfolio genius

Get Showtime you broke bitch.

Commercials? You must be old.

This whole thread is insane. Wouldn’t you yolo right at earnings and get out quick? Or this is back when people were saying MU to 100. Could shoot up, I can’t explain why it’s not. I have oct 80 calls same boat kinda.

What do you plan on doing? All I need is 61 cents to break even.

You're an idiot if you think they will. This requires human interaction.

Everything will be automated eventually.

Then you accidentally hit the wrong one and discover that it was priced in anyway and make bank by sheer luck

the true wsb way

Everyone here already has a doctorate in that.

7 phds and i cant even fly a goddamn spaceship

We're talking about his butthole, right?

You tell me, queef

What is this, an account for ants?

Also correct.

This run-up is nuts.

It’s already up 28% from its IPO priced. It might be priced in. I bought FD may 18 less IV and have more time for slow dip back to IPO. It would be amazing if it does.

Lmao, where was OP at the beginning of February?

Paper route.

screenlock my man, screenlock

The one strange trick brokerages hate!

fuck

yup, more money u wanna make more u gotta put in. You could've made it all back if you put ~half a mil into AAPL

bUt wHaT iF i wAs RIghT ?

But youre not...

they squeezing us!

Double down!

Is there a sex futures market

Not in America, you'll have to go to Thailand for that

Ya I have a 46.5 calls, can’t decide on profit taking or waiting until tomorrow morning

I honestly believe it's going up. Visa, Amex, and Discover all beat estimates and every small business owner I go to uses SQ. My fucking therapist uses SQ. Last quarter's guidence was solid and I fully expect that to continue. I believe it's going to pop up because it's really been beaten down since March. I don't think we're getting all time highs but 52+ is not out of the question. That's why I'm going in with ITM calls.

why would you ever sell V

I was never in V. I was in MA. Cashed out and went all in on SQ. Anyway, V tanked today and saw an opportunity to buy 6/1 call. Hopefully it goes up.

nice try, shopify ceo.

Just using my powers of deductive reasoning. Majority of companies have been getting their dicks kicked in on beats.

Well jokes on them. If it comes to that it's going to be the rope and the latter for me.

The latter what?

Shit thanks bitch

no probz shotey

It’s not the worst thing to happen to me.

What is?

Apple threw MU under the bus you idiot

Further proof that memory shortage will continue. Those fucking retarts can't read the writing on the wall.

he's had puts for months

all those puts he had was the 100B buybacks in the ER

Yeah, after the 5,000th post you'd think we'd run out of original shit. But hell no, we still got this shit.

I thought we just had all new subscribers after every recession

My comment is referring to that dude that did an AMA because his mom would blow him and fuck him because his 'arms didn't work'.

Oh yeah! That was good shit! Sorry I’m retarted.

gradually increase your position, I think we will recover today

Lol another -2%

People would probably buy that

BMW already has a iDrive. I don't think they'd like that.

You're probably just pissed he's cashing in on AAPL stock options and you're not.

You're not wrong lol

That would be nice, got some earnings calls that were previously in rough shape that have begun to turn themselves around and if we could see some upward momentum going into ER then at least it'll help drive SP higher if ER is as expected.

This market is insane.

I got $50 I was going to use on a hooker or spx calls if you want it

You can still use it on a hooker... Meet me behind 7/11

OTM spy calls like always

Well ... OP's strategy is to create a thread and whine like a little bitch.

Especially when they've just acquired 300 rounds of 9x19.

In all seriousness 300 rounds is not much at all.

😩👌🏾💦

Options on margin on short-term futures that are leveraged 2500:1

What's your mom's car's make/model?

Hummer H1 neon pink

G

O

Thank you

Press F to pay regards

The one on the left.

wtf did you just say about Andrew Left. fuck that guy

To be fair, he posted those tweets without context and expected people to understand them. He also said slavery was a choice. He's fallen off the deep end.

Agree.

Need to get in the option game myself. Currently, all funds tied to SRRA. You can check past post to see how bad it's at right now.

It's fun but don't fuck around by going OTM too much or you will lose it all. EL has an RSI of fucking 20, so day traders will be all over it

I bought ITM 60s before earnings AMA

when do they expire and are you buying more calls, or taking it on the chin and buying puts down to $35?

Thanks Papa I'm taking in the $Monies$

Glad at least one person listened ! Plus the best thing is with a 5/18 call it has less of a time decay so retarded people late to the show can hype up the bad news and increase our premiums! :)

Any reason for not picking a farther out date for just a little more $? Sorry, picking your brain cuz sick gains.

More like a little less, you pay more premium for farther out. He probably didn't plan to wait anyway.

You just sell the calls.

so then, the calls will sell for the exact price difference right? so 180 call if stock is at 190 will be $10 each?

It’s already up 28% from its IPO priced. It might be priced in. I bought FD may 18 less IV and have more time for slow dip back to IPO. It would be amazing if it does.

did you buy ?☺

Weird because I believe Tastyworks always requires the max loss as collateral for credit spreads. Either you have the cash to enter the trade or you don't, it doesn't change dynamically.

Probably because tw is a decent broker

Fuck me, got the fucking FD police over here

Well yeah man you’re showing us how autistic you aren’t...

Catch that fucking knife. I dare you.

+5% after hours, whoops

like poopy

Good news, I bought 265 calls at 2:15.

maybe you should get a (((real broker)))

Oy vey!

Hummer H1 neon pink

mom is a fuckin baller

no dont

Oh boy... even before earnings you're down big time...

I didn’t buy shit the bid ask was too far apart

Offer around the middle.... It generally gets filled

Er

just glancing eps was slight beat, is guidance down?

will you be holding calls for er?

yeah I kinda have to. down like 60%.

Check again fam lmao

I bought puts...

I bought $50.50 puts break even is $47.84. Reasonable, only like 2.something percent.

Yeah that's actually not bad I was looking ATM and slightly OTM

nah MU will never have a P/E in the double digits man come on

For sure it will, just gotta get those earnings down.

Wait until they pass through you.

Something something.. hot crack

So my TVIX isn’t gonna pop then

well.. well... well....

Bruh you don't understand this stock. You are going to get Elon Dicked. 30% short float and all Elon ia going to talk about is Model 3 ramp and the size of his massive erection.

Oh, I wouldn't touch this stock with a 10 foot pole, dude. I was just stating my opinion. I would NEVER bet against the Elon cult.

You make $1.5 million per year. You'll be fine.

Yeah, this is my account where I pretend I'm rich.

Ah ok

Go ahead, say it again.. Have a look at that chart on $TVIX again... ha

WOW

Really makes you 🤔

Yup. Mods deleted the thread. I tried to help.

'Mods delete and I tried to help!' aka you tripped automod and didn't say anything to the mods to get it unspammed. It's not some conspiracy you fucker.

So how is it that my VIX calls dying so hard??

Should have bought SPX puts. VIX moves in mysterious ways.

REEEEEEEEFUND

REEEEEE

But you have less money overall with which you need to buy the same non-discretiobary consumer goods, including rent or mortgage interest (both of which go up) , giving you less discretionary spending.

you dont have less since all your debt is cheaper to pay off. Most people have at least some debt so its a positive.

Double down!

$$

Everything will be automated eventually.

Not what I do.

Well, the old subscribers still stay subscribed, but they become inactive. I wonder why.

$ROPE

I eat a lot of soy sauce. So... good news for me. Cheaper soy sauce

/u/RobinhoodFag is a soyboy. who would have guessed.

Point is, if Trump cannot accomplish shit when his own party controls Congress, what will he accomplish when the Dems take over next year?

Rhinos have widely rejected Trump. That's not news to anyone

I took a look at their balance sheets and cash flow, still pretty fucking bad, and in this quarter their bonds are downgraded to BBB.

BBB? More like Big Business Boner amirite long tsla

I don't have twitter either. He said it in the earnings call.

Yeah, I think he mentioned a 10 day downtime to remove or work on bottlenecks in the production line.

yeah im the dumb fuck for buying a tablet for reading. i bet you have an iphone X and a macbook too, shithead.

Fag do you even know the cost of a decent hardcover book? Shit ranges from 25-40$ a book. If you actually read you'd know that shit is actually A+ in terms of value.

If the proper source is there, you should be able to provide it. I'm pretty sure everyone that's taken a proper English class while Wikipedia was around knows it's not a valid source for anything

It's not a valid citation because it's not the direct source of information. However wikipedia sites it's very own sources at the bottom of its article. It's a valid source of accurate information. Definitely beats some random news site someone can pull up. Wikipedia is a lot better than it was 10 years ago

I'd actually pay for that

Twitch plays the stock market

Time stamp is 2pm lol

Pacific time brah 🏄🏄

A

L

IV does plummet the next day, but V and MasterCard went up so much that the intrinsic value far exceeded the loss in extrinsic. The MA call I bought could've plummeted to 0 extrinsic value and it was still worth at least a couple hundred more than I paid in intrinsic value the open after earnings. It had ~$800 intrinsic value, but the premium was never anywhere near $8.

Ah I gotcha thanks for the explanation. I figured that was the reasoning. Buying options that close to earnings still sounds a little too risky for my tastes but sounds like you killed it 👌🏼

Tomorrow is going to be massively green. Check out the RSI on all time frames.

Do you work for Seeking Alpha

In true gentleman fashion I bought calls so that all of your puts would flourish. Enjoy the sell off tomorrow.

I feel your pain, happened to me yesterday wit Apple puts — they went from $780 to $38 when I closed :(

Where's the guy that was talking about how SNAP was free money last week.. can't seem to find the post.. i told him wait until earnings.

Cramer?

I feel like Amazon's UX for everything is shit, but convenience and price is too hard to pass up.

Makes sense considering it’s basically the online Walmart of everything

$BEAT has been a tendie farm. Thanks fam. What calls do you suggest?

I think August $25s are looking pretty nice and I think they are quite likely to profit. Seems like a pretty safe option. Really just depends on how risky you want to play it and how much you believe in their growth.

He got assigned his short put, so the other party sold him stock. Shouldn't RH just auto-liquidate this stock to cover his shortfall?

What RH should have done is exercise the long put at the same time, like every other broker would do. That would have just taken my collateral and gone poof, no further hassle. Now I have to deal with rh support who apparently email via carrier pigeon.

Nikola died poor and alone...

I'm working night and day to have the same fate.

Electric cars are lighter on smog but what about making electric cars?

China somehow has a huge boner for them. Every car producer in China has to sell a fixed percentage of electric cars

I deleted the app within 60 days of getting it. No good came of it.

I think that /r/personalfinance is that way over there

btfd

And then sell it the next day or something right??

What are you gonna do? Dump them? Then you’ll have nothing. Assuming the stuff you listed are actual shares you have.

Actual long term calls. Yeah I plan to hold them but it’s frustrating that they’re all sinking like rocks

REEEEEE

TARD

To be fair, he sounds high as fuck in the call

Celebrating, ownership in China confirmed

A margin call is when you have to deposit funds/sell stocks to cover potential losses as demanded by your broker

Can you explain what a 'broker' is? Is that slang for the Robinhood app?

Blue Origin sucks balls compared to SpaceX and Elon Musk is whacking his big ole elephant dick upside Jeff Bezos' bald head

sounds as if you'd like to suck that elephant dick until it's coming out of your ass, faggot

Buying ITM/ATM/OTM or a combo of the above?

Honestly now that I look back it’s YOLO style. I personally admit there was no strategy, as much as I’d like to think i had one.