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Nah gut feeling pro tip, there’s no such thing as priced in earnings	What? If earnings are expected to be good this will be priced in, you usually only see big changes in price when the expectation isn't the reality.
the leftists in this sub don't like it when you say faggot, faggot	faggot faggot faggot
Wow, you make my retarded ass look smart.	🤷‍♂️
$65/hr so far today. Thank you, 5/11 $MU 47 calls.	I raise you a $8k on my NVDA calls.
Still looks fine to me	THEN U ARE A FOOL
I guess it was not :)	Got em!
Well, those two cases are by far the most needy as their death rates are high. But the FDA never told PTLA that they needed this restriction. In fact, that was an indication I thought the FDA may put on AndexXa, and I was glad they ended up not doing so. But now we see that PTLA effectively given themselves that restriction and then some more on top.	Do you think PTLA may have been anticipating that restriction and prepared accordingly?
This is the first time in their existence where their share price is the exact same as it was for the last earnings three months ago, if anything has improved the share price should increase	I always comment this in the mtch threads, but tinder has been in the top 3 grossing apps since August, should be an awesome quarter. Fuck that overreaction to uncertainty about a potential shitty dating feature of fucking Facebook, anything but back to 45$ is a joke in my opinion
Elon Musk doesn't give A FUCK about shareholders.	https://www.wsj.com/articles/teslas-elon-musk-defends-bonehead-remark-says-he-should-have-answered-analysts-questions-1525448877
It's going to go down... FD puts could make someone with balls rich	I’m gonna short 500-700 with a stop lose at .50 so I don’t lose my ass if it goes up
Thinkorswim has futures right?	I believe so,
No you both	Slut
ITM options is exactly what I do when risking a sizable amount of money. $.10 contract price for a stock going into earnings? Ok I’ll do some OTM on that. Otherwise I do at least two points ITM.	Precisely. An slightly ITM or ATM call on AMD at the end of March would be up somewhere between 50 and 100% right now.
No one ever complained about 150% profit	Yeah, if I knew it would pop like that after earnings I would have gone all in instead of just buying enough so I could afford to exercise. Now it's a 'short term gains vs long term gains' situation. I have until Friday to decide. Too bad I bought them on RH or I would just roll the position and put it off for another few weeks.
Recently, right before close on Friday is probably the best bet for volatility rises. Terrible political news is dumped on Friday nights hoping no one notices.	This was my original hypothesis and then i looked at the trends the past few months and I noticed it tends to open lower on Mondays then on Fridays.
Shareholders feel cucked, might block deal. Total cf. Shouldn't a buyout raise price?	I remember when wba said something about buy out
As is tradition	Perfect example.
what strike price	Yes.
Hopefully	I’m all in $TVIX
Honestly I bet it goes up on the news. Most people got the notification this morning so it should be priced in by now. They also said there's no reason to believe any passwords left Twitters servers. If anything this just shows they're safe even when they fuck up. Long TWTR	I got mine yesterday before I even saw news of it... admittedly Twitter is the first check when I get up.
Almost to zero and you sold? That’s when you clutch those bags tight, bend over and hope for the best	Can confirm. Made $8 when BABA went back up to 189
yes he said that to RBC analyst, who I am sure is a day trader. So what kind of drugs do you like ?	I think Elon is aware of this
'This stock go down, they shouldn't be go down. I buy they go up and I sell. Then I make monies.'	Is it really that easy, man I should try this out
Ah 0 day options, the final refuge of the desperate, the insane, or the new rich.	Shit as soon as i Panic Sold Baba first thing i did was buy 0 day SPY Puts to make my losses back. Shit got real. need to wait for next check for next FD play.
I lost 1k in a day and was called a pussy	It had nothing to do with you losing 1k
Thanks! Now how do I place a call on Robinhood and is there any risk lmao	Go learn
Did you max out your 401k?	Nah bruh he got that good Ally savings 1.45% APY. He chilling on a yacht right now
Words are words. I like numbers better	Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
RH automatically sells the contract an hour before expiration if you are above strike price but dont have capitol to exercise the options in your RH account	Oh awesome thanks for the info. Thats awesome of them to do.
Same. But that’s because I never sold them uncovered	Dumb question but how do these people end up with massive negative balances? If I never use margin and don’t short anything, it’s impossible to go below zero, right?..
OKAY	I laughed out loud
Idk how to read can you tell me?	No.
Damn. May I ask what makes you so confident?	Sure. TBH I am not that confident and aware that this is high risk. I just think that upside potential is higher than downside risk given their relatively low price. Pretty sure they will beat looking at BABA’s and other’s performance. However the market is crazy and you never know what happens. I will decide tomorrow whether or not to hold my options through earnings (not a big fan of the IV crush and lack of PM option trading), but plan to hold shares through ER.
I dont know how.	I know
If Warren Buffett were to divide his estimated net worth with everyone in the room, they'd each get about $4,680,000.	I wonder how many of them have a higher networth already
Nah bruh he got that good Ally savings 1.45% APY. He chilling on a yacht right now	Just missing out on that company matching is free tendies going in the trash.
That’s the plan but weeklies will be closed on Monday.	? Weeklies will be closed? Can you please tell me more I wanna do some earnings plays
I play with over 200k in my RH account. I fucking love RH. It's almost comical how because of RH I lose money not because of me.	Honestly why wouldn't you use Robinhood as a frequent trader? I mean sure if you are minute trading RH doesn't really have the tool set nor the speed. However if you are just swing trading, who here actually enjoys paying commission fees?
If that happens I’m doing a 2 for 1 split on my wife, trading in a 40 year old for two 20 year olds.	What about a reverse split for one 80 year old?
/r/wallstreetbets ?	Wallstreetbets is the opposite of contrarian. Most of us are brain dead mongoloids who throw their money in the latest hyped up meme stocks.
Isnt that mining	yes but mining is cool
Whats ATH	All time high
Tesla is New York's hottest club. It has everything...	No, Teslas are what you take to make the club hot.
Who knows what will happen come Monday. BRK.B supposedly is showing paper losses on their income.	what should i buy monday morning? I need to make 10k back or im fucked... im trying to buy a condo lol
Ah appreciate the solid DD fam	literally the worst DD I've ever seen lmao... 'people like video games' 'EA prints money for no reason' 'eSport nerd shit pretty much a safe bet' bahaha sounds good tho
He owns some luv	And all of net jets. His rules aren’t absolutes
There’s a nice one called calm that my GF had me download that does some guided meditation and breathing exercises. She has me do them when my autistic rage about AMD gets too hype	Marry him.
Collapse = no tendies for the irs or all the lobbying, of course that’s a no no	lmao like our country still runs on taxes.. MARGIN->'MERICA
Ooh, you're hard	What the fuck sub do you think you're in?
I do like the fact that you are already interested in options after learning about the market for less than six months.	Shit I just found this place on /r/all one day and now I play options.
Damn straight! My mommy always says I'm special!	My mom's dead :(
Slut	no u
[the face when](https://imgur.com/Pi67kUI)	David Bowie?
A	G
Looks promising. You’re for real bro? My nerves are fucking shot, gotta ask.	I only go all in on stocks that are beat down. Worked with FB and Apple. i have no balls to go all in on this weeks main event of NVDA since every body will be betting on that one and already went up like 15 dollars this last week....might be priced in. Im going all in YOLO on JD.com and Disney. if i miss, im going to reddit/investing permanently. if i win, double or nothing on some other shit.
You just had to fuck it up didn't you...i bet you long snap you fucktard	I fifth the motion, pimp the fag out to Lordofthefags69 for more tendies to long snap
Martin or Tom?	well both
Is that what we call going insane these days?	Is Kanye considered “insane” now?
O	T
https://i.imgur.com/b9IGGxv.png 'op in two days' artisan autism sourced locally from wsb.Edit: Fuck i cut out the strike price and ticker: S 8$ June 1	Hey look it’s a real life faggot
So I should buy calls?	I'm thinking to straddle at open
BORING NERD SHIT NEXT!	Elon, is it you?
Sadly true enough to not laugh	True enough to contemplate the unverse at night
Ray Dalio much younger ...	i dount he will be able to make more than 67 billions in 20 years... papa Buffett always wins
Oh so you were fat? I don't have that problem. Any other guidance you can give me old successful wise one? To be so old you seem to lack maturity...guess you missed that lesson eh? Fuckin old ass dork.	Everything’s going to be ok :) you’ll find happiness one day especially when you realize that it’s not the worst thing in the world when someone is better than you at trading
My average is like 43 but I’m just bored of it sitting here doing nothing	Sell and all in TSLA
Same. Trump just came out talking about ‘closing up the country’ until he gets his wall. Hope for red on Monday	I would hope the stock market knows to just brush off on Trump’s random blabbering unless he actually does something stupid, but what do I know.
If Buffett bought Tesla, he would probably immediately fire Musk.	The buffet dump and the buffet bump.
Word. I am at Elon Musk’s home and watching you sucking donkey dick on pornhub.	Username checks out
short $WNKA	...wanker?
Eli5?	It's a technical bottom to strangle or straddle.
Tyson going up for sure	Is this because their chickie tendies?
So basically as long as he never switches to diet coke he'll be good forever.	So... what of trump then.... the man breaths diet coke.
Why the confidence?	currently down mostly from FUD and dating websites aren't a zero sum market meaning people often try multiple dating applications at once.
both stocks plummeted last time they failed. not everything is priced in	I'm not saying it is or isn't priced in, I'm saying the merger won't go through. It's failed before it will fail again
Only cheap far out Calls	Pussy
Sure, but he didn’t expect to make millions of them. Candy is the largest mass-producible thing he can make	Is easy to produce, but the distribution and channel network needed... that's no joke and takes decades
Honestly why wouldn't you use Robinhood as a frequent trader? I mean sure if you are minute trading RH doesn't really have the tool set nor the speed. However if you are just swing trading, who here actually enjoys paying commission fees?	Because I can trade on my phone while I’m taking a shit at work. The mobile app is better than the other brokerages out there and commission free. Tho I would get better fill prices with other brokerages 😂
Lmao all these mean shorters, you are hurting Elon's feelings.	Not to mention his personal loan collateral
I'm thinkin Calls on Zillow home prices have been at an all time high creating more sellers	But no one is buying because prices are too high.
lol	Way ahead of you
I would not do a one-leg strategy on this, and I'm bullish.	Okay, thank you for the help! Spreads or what's your plan?
Stay happy, friend	Stay bullish, mate.
O	T
Premiums too much for a straddle, imo. Earnings straddles are generally kinda eh. What price will you straddle at?	from my understanding a straddle is always ATM, so the strike in this instance is the ATM strike
Someone convince me to all in and lose the rest of my money please	just do it fag
It’s essentially losing enough money each day to feed a third world country...... Why Elon?!?! Why?!?!??	You should be asking the investors
$200 by Sept. This news and iPhone leak season is starting soon. Every fund wants free tendies.	what does it say if apple stops the leakers and donny doesnt
Better sell Monday open	Wasn’t the report really good?
Idk how hard they worked if they eventually got caught and basically everyone involved commited suicide or went to jail.	There was a ton of hard work on the cover-up at Enron, it's just impossible to cover up massive losses indefinitely.
Fixed.	Impressive
Yeah and I just listed them.	You listed two of many.
same, because i sold my stake in TSLA.	RemindMe! 2 years
Short vix	Amen, but why?
Elon getting laid might calm him down on the earnings calls. Long TSLA	He's 46 and she's 29...must be nice...
literally the worst DD I've ever seen lmao... 'people like video games' 'EA prints money for no reason' 'eSport nerd shit pretty much a safe bet' bahaha sounds good tho	Rude 📉
Seems like consensus on here is that MTCH will beat earnings but nobody is talking about how bad they missed last quarter	Agreed but they cheap af
thinking about buying back my put spreads today.... got 20k of the 27k available in premium out of them	How large was this position? Strikes?
He also did porn and couldn't get his dick hard. I think he's the CEO of Snapchat now.	I don't think I could blame him. I don't want that shit on film.
Dude still doesn't have any heirs though. Gotta start spreading that seed and birthing bastards.	Huh? He has like 6 kids. Are you that retarded?

Nah gut feeling pro tip, there’s no such thing as priced in earnings

What? If earnings are expected to be good this will be priced in, you usually only see big changes in price when the expectation isn't the reality.

the leftists in this sub don't like it when you say faggot, faggot

faggot faggot faggot

Wow, you make my retarded ass look smart.

🤷‍♂️

$65/hr so far today. Thank you, 5/11 $MU 47 calls.

I raise you a $8k on my NVDA calls.

Still looks fine to me

THEN U ARE A FOOL

I guess it was not :)

Got em!

Well, those two cases are by far the most needy as their death rates are high. But the FDA never told PTLA that they needed this restriction. In fact, that was an indication I thought the FDA may put on AndexXa, and I was glad they ended up not doing so. But now we see that PTLA effectively given themselves that restriction and then some more on top.

Do you think PTLA may have been anticipating that restriction and prepared accordingly?

This is the first time in their existence where their share price is the exact same as it was for the last earnings three months ago, if anything has improved the share price should increase

I always comment this in the mtch threads, but tinder has been in the top 3 grossing apps since August, should be an awesome quarter. Fuck that overreaction to uncertainty about a potential shitty dating feature of fucking Facebook, anything but back to 45$ is a joke in my opinion

Elon Musk doesn't give A FUCK about shareholders.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/teslas-elon-musk-defends-bonehead-remark-says-he-should-have-answered-analysts-questions-1525448877

It's going to go down... FD puts could make someone with balls rich

I’m gonna short 500-700 with a stop lose at .50 so I don’t lose my ass if it goes up

Thinkorswim has futures right?

I believe so,

No you both

Slut

ITM options is exactly what I do when risking a sizable amount of money. $.10 contract price for a stock going into earnings? Ok I’ll do some OTM on that. Otherwise I do at least two points ITM.

Precisely. An slightly ITM or ATM call on AMD at the end of March would be up somewhere between 50 and 100% right now.

No one ever complained about 150% profit

Yeah, if I knew it would pop like that after earnings I would have gone all in instead of just buying enough so I could afford to exercise. Now it's a 'short term gains vs long term gains' situation. I have until Friday to decide. Too bad I bought them on RH or I would just roll the position and put it off for another few weeks.

Recently, right before close on Friday is probably the best bet for volatility rises. Terrible political news is dumped on Friday nights hoping no one notices.

This was my original hypothesis and then i looked at the trends the past few months and I noticed it tends to open lower on Mondays then on Fridays.

Shareholders feel cucked, might block deal. Total cf. Shouldn't a buyout raise price?

I remember when wba said something about buy out

As is tradition

Perfect example.

what strike price

Yes.

Hopefully

I’m all in $TVIX

Honestly I bet it goes up on the news. Most people got the notification this morning so it should be priced in by now. They also said there's no reason to believe any passwords left Twitters servers. If anything this just shows they're safe even when they fuck up. Long TWTR

I got mine yesterday before I even saw news of it... admittedly Twitter is the first check when I get up.

Almost to zero and you sold? That’s when you clutch those bags tight, bend over and hope for the best

Can confirm. Made $8 when BABA went back up to 189

yes he said that to RBC analyst, who I am sure is a day trader. So what kind of drugs do you like ?

I think Elon is aware of this

'This stock go down, they shouldn't be go down. I buy they go up and I sell. Then I make monies.'

Is it really that easy, man I should try this out

Ah 0 day options, the final refuge of the desperate, the insane, or the new rich.

Shit as soon as i Panic Sold Baba first thing i did was buy 0 day SPY Puts to make my losses back. Shit got real. need to wait for next check for next FD play.

I lost 1k in a day and was called a pussy

It had nothing to do with you losing 1k

Thanks! Now how do I place a call on Robinhood and is there any risk lmao

Go learn

Did you max out your 401k?

Nah bruh he got that good Ally savings 1.45% APY. He chilling on a yacht right now

Words are words. I like numbers better

Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

RH automatically sells the contract an hour before expiration if you are above strike price but dont have capitol to exercise the options in your RH account

Oh awesome thanks for the info. Thats awesome of them to do.

Same. But that’s because I never sold them uncovered

Dumb question but how do these people end up with massive negative balances? If I never use margin and don’t short anything, it’s impossible to go below zero, right?..

OKAY

I laughed out loud

Idk how to read can you tell me?

No.

Damn. May I ask what makes you so confident?

Sure. TBH I am not that confident and aware that this is high risk. I just think that upside potential is higher than downside risk given their relatively low price. Pretty sure they will beat looking at BABA’s and other’s performance. However the market is crazy and you never know what happens. I will decide tomorrow whether or not to hold my options through earnings (not a big fan of the IV crush and lack of PM option trading), but plan to hold shares through ER.

I dont know how.

I know

If Warren Buffett were to divide his estimated net worth with everyone in the room, they'd each get about $4,680,000.

I wonder how many of them have a higher networth already

Nah bruh he got that good Ally savings 1.45% APY. He chilling on a yacht right now

Just missing out on that company matching is free tendies going in the trash.

That’s the plan but weeklies will be closed on Monday.

? Weeklies will be closed? Can you please tell me more I wanna do some earnings plays

I play with over 200k in my RH account. I fucking love RH. It's almost comical how because of RH I lose money not because of me.

Honestly why wouldn't you use Robinhood as a frequent trader? I mean sure if you are minute trading RH doesn't really have the tool set nor the speed. However if you are just swing trading, who here actually enjoys paying commission fees?

If that happens I’m doing a 2 for 1 split on my wife, trading in a 40 year old for two 20 year olds.

What about a reverse split for one 80 year old?

/r/wallstreetbets ?

Wallstreetbets is the opposite of contrarian. Most of us are brain dead mongoloids who throw their money in the latest hyped up meme stocks.

Isnt that mining

yes but mining is cool

Whats ATH

All time high

Tesla is New York's hottest club. It has everything...

No, Teslas are what you take to make the club hot.

Who knows what will happen come Monday. BRK.B supposedly is showing paper losses on their income.

what should i buy monday morning? I need to make 10k back or im fucked... im trying to buy a condo lol

Ah appreciate the solid DD fam

literally the worst DD I've ever seen lmao... 'people like video games' 'EA prints money for no reason' 'eSport nerd shit pretty much a safe bet' bahaha sounds good tho

He owns some luv

And all of net jets. His rules aren’t absolutes

There’s a nice one called calm that my GF had me download that does some guided meditation and breathing exercises. She has me do them when my autistic rage about AMD gets too hype

Marry him.

Collapse = no tendies for the irs or all the lobbying, of course that’s a no no

lmao like our country still runs on taxes.. MARGIN->'MERICA

Ooh, you're hard

What the fuck sub do you think you're in?

I do like the fact that you are already interested in options after learning about the market for less than six months.

Shit I just found this place on /r/all one day and now I play options.

Damn straight! My mommy always says I'm special!

My mom's dead :(

Slut

no u

[the face when](https://imgur.com/Pi67kUI)

David Bowie?

A

G

Looks promising. You’re for real bro? My nerves are fucking shot, gotta ask.

I only go all in on stocks that are beat down. Worked with FB and Apple. i have no balls to go all in on this weeks main event of NVDA since every body will be betting on that one and already went up like 15 dollars this last week....might be priced in. Im going all in YOLO on JD.com and Disney. if i miss, im going to reddit/investing permanently. if i win, double or nothing on some other shit.

You just had to fuck it up didn't you...i bet you long snap you fucktard

I fifth the motion, pimp the fag out to Lordofthefags69 for more tendies to long snap

Martin or Tom?

well both

Is that what we call going insane these days?

Is Kanye considered “insane” now?

O

T

https://i.imgur.com/b9IGGxv.png 'op in two days' artisan autism sourced locally from wsb.Edit: Fuck i cut out the strike price and ticker: S 8$ June 1

Hey look it’s a real life faggot

So I should buy calls?

I'm thinking to straddle at open

BORING NERD SHIT NEXT!

Elon, is it you?

Sadly true enough to not laugh

True enough to contemplate the unverse at night

Ray Dalio much younger ...

i dount he will be able to make more than 67 billions in 20 years... papa Buffett always wins

Oh so you were fat? I don't have that problem. Any other guidance you can give me old successful wise one? To be so old you seem to lack maturity...guess you missed that lesson eh? Fuckin old ass dork.

Everything’s going to be ok :) you’ll find happiness one day especially when you realize that it’s not the worst thing in the world when someone is better than you at trading

My average is like 43 but I’m just bored of it sitting here doing nothing

Sell and all in TSLA

Same. Trump just came out talking about ‘closing up the country’ until he gets his wall. Hope for red on Monday

I would hope the stock market knows to just brush off on Trump’s random blabbering unless he actually does something stupid, but what do I know.

If Buffett bought Tesla, he would probably immediately fire Musk.

The buffet dump and the buffet bump.

Word. I am at Elon Musk’s home and watching you sucking donkey dick on pornhub.

Username checks out

short $WNKA

...wanker?

Eli5?

It's a technical bottom to strangle or straddle.

Tyson going up for sure

Is this because their chickie tendies?

So basically as long as he never switches to diet coke he'll be good forever.

So... what of trump then.... the man breaths diet coke.

Why the confidence?

currently down mostly from FUD and dating websites aren't a zero sum market meaning people often try multiple dating applications at once.

both stocks plummeted last time they failed. not everything is priced in

I'm not saying it is or isn't priced in, I'm saying the merger won't go through. It's failed before it will fail again

Only cheap far out Calls

Pussy

Sure, but he didn’t expect to make millions of them. Candy is the largest mass-producible thing he can make

Is easy to produce, but the distribution and channel network needed... that's no joke and takes decades

Honestly why wouldn't you use Robinhood as a frequent trader? I mean sure if you are minute trading RH doesn't really have the tool set nor the speed. However if you are just swing trading, who here actually enjoys paying commission fees?

Because I can trade on my phone while I’m taking a shit at work. The mobile app is better than the other brokerages out there and commission free. Tho I would get better fill prices with other brokerages 😂

Lmao all these mean shorters, you are hurting Elon's feelings.

Not to mention his personal loan collateral

I'm thinkin Calls on Zillow home prices have been at an all time high creating more sellers

But no one is buying because prices are too high.

lol

Way ahead of you

I would not do a one-leg strategy on this, and I'm bullish.

Okay, thank you for the help! Spreads or what's your plan?

Stay happy, friend

Stay bullish, mate.

O

T

Premiums too much for a straddle, imo. Earnings straddles are generally kinda eh. What price will you straddle at?

from my understanding a straddle is always ATM, so the strike in this instance is the ATM strike

Someone convince me to all in and lose the rest of my money please

just do it fag

It’s essentially losing enough money each day to feed a third world country...... Why Elon?!?! Why?!?!??

You should be asking the investors

$200 by Sept. This news and iPhone leak season is starting soon. Every fund wants free tendies.

what does it say if apple stops the leakers and donny doesnt

Better sell Monday open

Wasn’t the report really good?

Idk how hard they worked if they eventually got caught and basically everyone involved commited suicide or went to jail.

There was a ton of hard work on the cover-up at Enron, it's just impossible to cover up massive losses indefinitely.

Fixed.

Impressive

Yeah and I just listed them.

You listed two of many.

same, because i sold my stake in TSLA.

RemindMe! 2 years

Short vix

Amen, but why?

Elon getting laid might calm him down on the earnings calls. Long TSLA

He's 46 and she's 29...must be nice...

literally the worst DD I've ever seen lmao... 'people like video games' 'EA prints money for no reason' 'eSport nerd shit pretty much a safe bet' bahaha sounds good tho

Rude 📉

Seems like consensus on here is that MTCH will beat earnings but nobody is talking about how bad they missed last quarter

Agreed but they cheap af

thinking about buying back my put spreads today.... got 20k of the 27k available in premium out of them

How large was this position? Strikes?

He also did porn and couldn't get his dick hard. I think he's the CEO of Snapchat now.

I don't think I could blame him. I don't want that shit on film.

Dude still doesn't have any heirs though. Gotta start spreading that seed and birthing bastards.

Huh? He has like 6 kids. Are you that retarded?