manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You know that's already a Japanese car right	Yes, I was specifislly referring to ricer mods
Tistic people,	Ahhhhh
Is that a scope on a flamethrower?	Does yours not have a scope?
just do it fag	Done
Lie..?	>present a false impression; be deceptive
Think of the tendies from a horse-sized chicken tho	If you think a duck is a chicken, I have some bad news...it’s 1983 and you’re the dad from a Christmas Story
It was obviously priced in over the weekend that’s wy it’s up	It's priced in startinnnnnng NOW.
Don’t forget about their factory slaves. Really pumps the numbers when you consider them.	those are not Apple employees you mongoloid chromosome hoarder
The writing team not the cast	Oh Jesus. I know I post here and I am autistic but I didn’t realize I was also illiterate.
Why does random homeless trash care so much what I do with my dick?	Lol what
What strike are you looking at?	I brought a $30 Strike on $etsy. I chickened out and only bought 1 contract and now I am regretting it, up 12%. I need to work on acting on the courage of my convictions!
No. YOU are an autist. HE is a genius.	tists are smarter than normal people.
Sure. TBH I am not that confident and aware that this is high risk. I just think that upside potential is higher than downside risk given their relatively low price. Pretty sure they will beat looking at BABA’s and other’s performance. However the market is crazy and you never know what happens. I will decide tomorrow whether or not to hold my options through earnings (not a big fan of the IV crush and lack of PM option trading), but plan to hold shares through ER.	So whats the plan?
I mean, yeah...	We're all hobos down here!
My calls and erection are tracking UVXY. I went from sad turtle to roll of nickles in 10 minutes.	Waiting on my AMD puts to go green currently, boner at half mast.
It's not a penny stocks because it's trading at $300. Therefore, you are wrong.	And quite retarded.
Yes. Draw a line on your chart at 2:44 pm. That's when the tweet came out.	My 75% gains are down to 20% and it all had to happen while I was in a meeting.
I refuse to believe this happened	We need a recording of this.
Oh well fuck me then. I can't read it on mobile.	It says, 'blah blah blah.' Then someone else says, 'blah fuckity blah', and gets less upvotes. The end.
I’m not tistic I’m just a normal idiot.	just givin ya a hard time ;)
I got a 1099-DIV for like $1.30	Credit Karma wouldn't let me submit it for that little.
You madafacas have to teach me how to make those sick gains. How often do you fail doing that shit?	10% of the time, it works, everytime.
MODS MAKE THIS OFFICIAL BANNER IF TESLA HITS 420 OR 024.	We have mods????
T	Goodbye
I want a Florida recount, they told me I wasn't turtly enough for the turtle club.	Holy shit, is that a Master of Disguise reference? I haven't seen one of those in YEARS
Maybe, but that doesn't change the fact that Whole Foods takes EBT.	No one uses ebt at Whole Foods. Gl feeding yourself with that one non gmo, fair trade Apple that just used your your entire check
^^^This dude will retire richer then all of us. (And I mean richer like money AND the jimmy Stewart-a-toast-to-George-Bailey-the-richest-man-in-town type way)	Well, I'm still a retard.
'Day trader's are losers who can't get a real job in finance.' - Warren Buffett	/r/WSB are gamblers who can't become a day trader
I got bored and bought 100 shares of QQQ.	Covered call next?
I think most of the real investors know Tesla is doomed, but many don't want to short it because the retails keep it higher than it should be so while it will eventually collapse, you can go broke in fees waiting for it	It’s one of the most shorted stocks
That's the most perplexing thing about Trump, at least in my opinion. He obviously values his appearance since it's such a big part of his brand but for some reason won't shell out for hair transplants like a normal billionaire.	He did, but he did it back in the day when they were shit, and now doesn't have enough hair for another transplant.
Vertical spreads are the best. I put on two credits on spy calls last week each with an 80% probability of profit. I sold the 265.5 and the 267.5 strikes for today's expiration on Friday morning and afternoon. Send help	Why SPY specifically? Consistency?
We all should strive to one day be as gay as this guy. Truly magnificent.	Bro didn't you read the post, he said he isn't gay. A faggot is totally different than a gay.
I have shares of AMD...so fuck yo friend.	Institutional investors now have shares of AMD.
Look at the breakeven price. OP bought them at .34 so it's $340 for 10 contracts.	And they are now worth $20
grind your teeth and reclaim what is yours by right	Prima nocte?
/r/stocks are virgins who wish they knew what they are doing, just like /r/personalfinance	/r/stonks exists
A S S V E I N P I E . C O M	C O M E P I S S I N A E V
I sold my last Disney shares on June 7th 2017 for 106. It’s down the last year. Instead of looking at the tops of the chart you should look at the bottom, since those tops were it just regaining its actual value and everything else was a lose. It’s like IBM or At&t, too big for it to soar on some earnings news. I hope I’m wrong because I love the company but I would rather buy AMD FD’s any week than bet on Disney.	I like the volatility on it and that’s what I play. I try to swing trade shares and am not really looking for huge future growth in the stock.
ayyyyyy mmmmm C	You want the D?
$FSLR and $SEDG	10 years from now fslr is gunna be the Walmart of solar. You heard it here first folks
Actually good DD	I try
What strike	I bought 87 June 1 calls for 1.84, hopin it works out.
I'm really starting to consider putting T in dat Roth for long term gains.	Me too but I'm a bitch
You'll have nothing by tomorrow	Always do daily and weekly FDS expecting to lose it all. makes my gainz more special.
tfw you hate your son so much you buy him one dividend stock for every week.	Beautiful
Did you hold til 4/20??	Yes, well kinda, I rolled them out to May the week of expiration
Trade BABA Er and made some good %. Traded PYPL and sold today to free up some cash for Seaworld, someone is buying a ton of calls and their ER is tomorrow morning, fingers cross this works out (hope there is some crazy restructuring ands beat). I have some NVDA and MU calls expiring next week to avoid a premium smash on Friday. Hopefully I am not eating tendies this weekend.	Fuck you for not telling us about SW until now.
Why wait until the stock chart is a cold, red fright?	Elon's rockets in flight,...pew...fag-got delights
what are these pretty colorful lines	That’s the profit and loss graph. The blueish line is the predicted price on 06/12 given the closing price on the x axis
U r right. Stock is almost at 52 weeks low. DIS also will get benefit from tax. This ER is going to be a blowout. Holding thru ER!	I'm planning to hold thru the next 3 or 5ish (...pending a Trump). Long Dis.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8hp7ty/to_all_you_babies_who_guffawed_at_elon_musks/dylq5bs/	Your link shows nothing
Just asking. Why otm? Not atm or itm	Ain't nobody got money for ITM calls.
tists are smarter than normal people.	If you were smarter than normal people you wouldn't be bagholding SPY puts.
Tvix calls no? Good bet it will spike today.	I’m debating on waiting right before 2pm? Or at open
Well apparently it was over a nerdy joke that they bonded so maybe a dune reference	“Omg she loves Mountain Dew and Halo just like me!!! We’re perf for each other!”
I have to use their cable service since my area has been fucking monopolized by them. 60Mbps but feels like 512kbps. Shit always gets disconnected. Their customer service is literally shit. Buy fox and go fucking bankrupt?	The selling pressure looks pretty good rn, I’m gonna short a couple hundred shares down to 31 outta spite and to make up for DIS tendies
Most people don’t enjoy getting cucked by inflation, but you do you	I keep some cash around to sell aggressive put spreads if appropriate. I am not bearish on the market yet.
Mom is mine to have, mother fucker.	No butting in line. Towels are over there.
Do you see that choker? That's like a blackbelt for blowjobs	Normal choker is a blackbelt in blowjobs, when this woman sucks you don't have to breathe, as air is sucked through your nose regardless.
What’s this say	Be Best
Mostly 6/15 calls.	Saw an opportunity to escape with most of my account still in tact and took it. I don’t care if it comes back up I just wanted to still have an account at the end of the day today and it looks like I can stay in the game a little longer now.
Just buy a straddle for TSLA every earnings. No way you can lose!	Dat premium though.
Let's face it. You'd still be a reckless fuck if you were holding equities. You'd just be gambling slowly... very slowly.	Can confirm.
you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.	Option trades are good, and easy to win.
lol you don't have to pay anyone to make Elon look bad, he's doing that for free!	How so?
doesn't JD bring in more revenue? I see their business model working out in the long run.	Revenue don't mean dick if it doesn't translate to net income and benefit the EPS
that would be over in a day lol	Time to bring out the nukes bois.
You see that type of multiple continuing at this level then?	Lol not anymore no
My man, you should look at the volume before buying. Also, IV is at over 100% on all your buys.	What’s IV?
This is the first I’ve heard of any plays regarding ODP. Instantly buys puts	ODP going down the drain due to Amazon
However unrealistic, that looks really cool.	Not going to happen, cities aren't going to tolerate their skies sounding like this times ten, all day every day: https://youtu.be/C5abCs5VHsE?t=1m35s
Doesn't seem to be moving at all, maybe waiting for official announcement	Let's hope so
Im pretty good at pimpin hoes and gettin straps in GTA V I think I could handle it	Give us the address of your nearest funeral home. I promise to send flowers if the corpse is returned. Also what's your social security I'd like to set up a life insurance policy. For your family of course.
What state do you live in. Have they increased the amount of states that are able to trade yet?	I'm on mobile, but if u go to the Robin hood subreddit they show they 'made a splash in florida' and some other places
I bought a tv there last week so revenues should be up	Thanks, u/feetch5, every dollar helps
Fun game of knifey catch	Need him to say something soooon. And something gooood. Honestly expect all those calls to die a horrible death but figured it might make a nice gift for after finals if we get a pop from boomers buying after Cramer loses his shit this week 🙏
It looks like they just finished giving a bj. Which might be exactly what they want.	Don't treat me like a sex object even though I look specifically like someone who just blew someone
Step 1: Liberally apply billions of fucking dollars to your scalp.	MONEY. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
RTN calls liking it	Currently working on a Raytheon contract. Shit company, shit engineers. Still longing RTN though.
That’s why we’re both here...	Just kiss already
yacht owners and their trophies don't do peasant things like checking shoelaces	I bet she wars those Nike self lacing shoes.
Better than Co[cks] cable	I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls.
To be fair, it's a booklet	Even less important.
I just want the market to tank. Want some profit on puts. Trump I'm counting on you.	Mama we made it
It's actually just part of my master plan to lure people to my post and then hit them with my RobinHood referral code.	Fuckkkin smarrt
Aye.	Ayeeeeee 😎
I bet his penis is made of gold and he jizzes diamonds.	Diamonds? That sounds painful.
Equality! For everyone, except for their small ruling elite, who are billionaires!	This is obviously a fluke. Usually socialist countries enjoy unbridled prosperity and free lapdances on Tuesdays.
Yep. Honestly, what is like aphex twin?	Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive.
And she is the girl Bond will seduce.	She is secretly loyal to Buffet
I hope not I went all in on puts, I need a dip.	I'd be nervous if it closes above 300 today. It hasn't closed 300 two days in a row since it crashed.
Why would you play CVNA earnings, when they already released earnings estimates 2 weeks ago.	What was the EPS? You saying it’s priced in and gonna level out?
I switched from soda or sweet tea with lunch to water or unsweet tea, does this mean I should go shoot up now since I know I have the willpower to cut an even more addicting substance?	You have the will power! but honestly there was a study on rats giving them the option to choose heroin or sugar they became more addicted to sugar.
https://i.imgur.com/PYLBkCB.png	Nice exit.
Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean you are not also an idiot.	Damn. Fukin roasted me. GG.
That looks juicy.	I think it'll get juicier when the short squeeze kicks in.
WTW is a beast tho. It'll come back quick.	It is with Oprah involved but is losing steam nowaday. Confirmed bag holder at $76.32
Same boat. I'm holding lol	SIZZLER FOR DINNER!
How're those calls doing now?	Might be the only thing I make money on tomorrow

You know that's already a Japanese car right

Yes, I was specifislly referring to ricer mods

Tistic people,

Ahhhhh

Is that a scope on a flamethrower?

Does yours not have a scope?

just do it fag

Done

Lie..?

>present a false impression; be deceptive

Think of the tendies from a horse-sized chicken tho

If you think a duck is a chicken, I have some bad news...it’s 1983 and you’re the dad from a Christmas Story

It was obviously priced in over the weekend that’s wy it’s up

It's priced in startinnnnnng NOW.

Don’t forget about their factory slaves. Really pumps the numbers when you consider them.

those are not Apple employees you mongoloid chromosome hoarder

The writing team not the cast

Oh Jesus. I know I post here and I am autistic but I didn’t realize I was also illiterate.

Why does random homeless trash care so much what I do with my dick?

Lol what

What strike are you looking at?

I brought a $30 Strike on $etsy. I chickened out and only bought 1 contract and now I am regretting it, up 12%. I need to work on acting on the courage of my convictions!

No. YOU are an autist. HE is a genius.

tists are smarter than normal people.

Sure. TBH I am not that confident and aware that this is high risk. I just think that upside potential is higher than downside risk given their relatively low price. Pretty sure they will beat looking at BABA’s and other’s performance. However the market is crazy and you never know what happens. I will decide tomorrow whether or not to hold my options through earnings (not a big fan of the IV crush and lack of PM option trading), but plan to hold shares through ER.

So whats the plan?

I mean, yeah...

We're all hobos down here!

My calls and erection are tracking UVXY. I went from sad turtle to roll of nickles in 10 minutes.

Waiting on my AMD puts to go green currently, boner at half mast.

It's not a penny stocks because it's trading at $300. Therefore, you are wrong.

And quite retarded.

Yes. Draw a line on your chart at 2:44 pm. That's when the tweet came out.

My 75% gains are down to 20% and it all had to happen while I was in a meeting.

I refuse to believe this happened

We need a recording of this.

Oh well fuck me then. I can't read it on mobile.

It says, 'blah blah blah.' Then someone else says, 'blah fuckity blah', and gets less upvotes. The end.

I’m not tistic I’m just a normal idiot.

just givin ya a hard time ;)

I got a 1099-DIV for like $1.30

Credit Karma wouldn't let me submit it for that little.

You madafacas have to teach me how to make those sick gains. How often do you fail doing that shit?

10% of the time, it works, everytime.

**MODS MAKE THIS OFFICIAL BANNER IF TESLA HITS 420 OR 024.**

We have mods????

T

Goodbye

I want a Florida recount, they told me I wasn't turtly enough for the turtle club.

Holy shit, is that a Master of Disguise reference? I haven't seen one of those in YEARS

Maybe, but that doesn't change the fact that Whole Foods takes EBT.

No one uses ebt at Whole Foods. Gl feeding yourself with that one non gmo, fair trade Apple that just used your your entire check

^^^This dude will retire richer then all of us. (And I mean richer like money AND the jimmy Stewart-a-toast-to-George-Bailey-the-richest-man-in-town type way)

Well, I'm still a retard.

'Day trader's are losers who can't get a real job in finance.' - Warren Buffett

/r/WSB are gamblers who can't become a day trader

I got bored and bought 100 shares of QQQ.

Covered call next?

I think most of the real investors know Tesla is doomed, but many don't want to short it because the retails keep it higher than it should be so while it will eventually collapse, you can go broke in fees waiting for it

It’s one of the most shorted stocks

That's the most perplexing thing about Trump, at least in my opinion. He obviously values his appearance since it's such a big part of his brand but for some reason won't shell out for hair transplants like a normal billionaire.

He did, but he did it back in the day when they were shit, and now doesn't have enough hair for another transplant.

Vertical spreads are the best. I put on two credits on spy calls last week each with an 80% probability of profit. I sold the 265.5 and the 267.5 strikes for today's expiration on Friday morning and afternoon. Send help

Why SPY specifically? Consistency?

We all should strive to one day be as gay as this guy. Truly magnificent.

Bro didn't you read the post, he said he isn't gay. A faggot is totally different than a gay.

I have shares of AMD...so fuck yo friend.

Institutional investors now have shares of AMD.

Look at the breakeven price. OP bought them at .34 so it's $340 for 10 contracts.

And they are now worth $20

grind your teeth and reclaim what is yours by right

Prima nocte?

/r/stocks are virgins who wish they knew what they are doing, just like /r/personalfinance

/r/stonks exists

A S S V E I N P I E . C O M

C O M E P I S S I N A E V

I sold my last Disney shares on June 7th 2017 for 106. It’s down the last year. Instead of looking at the tops of the chart you should look at the bottom, since those tops were it just regaining its actual value and everything else was a lose. It’s like IBM or At&t, too big for it to soar on some earnings news. I hope I’m wrong because I love the company but I would rather buy AMD FD’s any week than bet on Disney.

I like the volatility on it and that’s what I play. I try to swing trade shares and am not really looking for huge future growth in the stock.

ayyyyyy mmmmm C

You want the D?

$FSLR and $SEDG

10 years from now fslr is gunna be the Walmart of solar. You heard it here first folks

Actually good DD

I try

What strike

I bought 87 June 1 calls for 1.84, hopin it works out.

I'm really starting to consider putting T in dat Roth for long term gains.

Me too but I'm a bitch

You'll have nothing by tomorrow

Always do daily and weekly FDS expecting to lose it all. makes my gainz more special.

tfw you hate your son so much you buy him one dividend stock for every week.

Beautiful

Did you hold til 4/20??

Yes, well kinda, I rolled them out to May the week of expiration

Trade BABA Er and made some good %. Traded PYPL and sold today to free up some cash for Seaworld, someone is buying a ton of calls and their ER is tomorrow morning, fingers cross this works out (hope there is some crazy restructuring ands beat). I have some NVDA and MU calls expiring next week to avoid a premium smash on Friday. Hopefully I am not eating tendies this weekend.

Fuck you for not telling us about SW until now.

Why wait until the stock chart is a cold, red fright?

Elon's rockets in flight,...pew...fag-got delights

what are these pretty colorful lines

That’s the profit and loss graph. The blueish line is the predicted price on 06/12 given the closing price on the x axis

U r right. Stock is almost at 52 weeks low. DIS also will get benefit from tax. This ER is going to be a blowout. Holding thru ER!

I'm planning to hold thru the next 3 or 5ish (...pending a Trump). Long Dis.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8hp7ty/to_all_you_babies_who_guffawed_at_elon_musks/dylq5bs/

Your link shows nothing

Just asking. Why otm? Not atm or itm

Ain't nobody got money for ITM calls.

tists are smarter than normal people.

If you were smarter than normal people you wouldn't be bagholding SPY puts.

Tvix calls no? Good bet it will spike today.

I’m debating on waiting right before 2pm? Or at open

Well apparently it was over a nerdy joke that they bonded so maybe a dune reference

“Omg she loves Mountain Dew and Halo just like me!!! We’re perf for each other!”

I have to use their cable service since my area has been fucking monopolized by them. 60Mbps but feels like 512kbps. Shit always gets disconnected. Their customer service is literally shit. Buy fox and go fucking bankrupt?

The selling pressure looks pretty good rn, I’m gonna short a couple hundred shares down to 31 outta spite and to make up for DIS tendies

Most people don’t enjoy getting cucked by inflation, but you do you

I keep some cash around to sell aggressive put spreads if appropriate. I am not bearish on the market yet.

Mom is mine to have, mother fucker.

No butting in line. Towels are over there.

Do you see that choker? That's like a blackbelt for blowjobs

Normal choker is a blackbelt in blowjobs, when this woman sucks you don't have to breathe, as air is sucked through your nose regardless.

What’s this say

Be Best

Mostly 6/15 calls.

Saw an opportunity to escape with most of my account still in tact and took it. I don’t care if it comes back up I just wanted to still have an account at the end of the day today and it looks like I can stay in the game a little longer now.

Just buy a straddle for TSLA every earnings. No way you can lose!

Dat premium though.

Let's face it. You'd still be a reckless fuck if you were holding equities. You'd just be gambling slowly... very slowly.

Can confirm.

you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

Option trades are good, and easy to win.

lol you don't have to pay anyone to make Elon look bad, he's doing that for free!

How so?

doesn't JD bring in more revenue? I see their business model working out in the long run.

Revenue don't mean dick if it doesn't translate to net income and benefit the EPS

that would be over in a day lol

Time to bring out the nukes bois.

You see that type of multiple continuing at this level then?

Lol not anymore no

My man, you should look at the volume before buying. Also, IV is at over 100% on all your buys.

What’s IV?

This is the first I’ve heard of any plays regarding ODP. Instantly buys puts

ODP going down the drain due to Amazon

However unrealistic, that looks really cool.

Not going to happen, cities aren't going to tolerate their skies sounding like this times ten, all day every day: https://youtu.be/C5abCs5VHsE?t=1m35s

Doesn't seem to be moving at all, maybe waiting for official announcement

Let's hope so

Im pretty good at pimpin hoes and gettin straps in GTA V I think I could handle it

Give us the address of your nearest funeral home. I promise to send flowers if the corpse is returned. Also what's your social security I'd like to set up a life insurance policy. For your family of course.

What state do you live in. Have they increased the amount of states that are able to trade yet?

I'm on mobile, but if u go to the Robin hood subreddit they show they 'made a splash in florida' and some other places

I bought a tv there last week so revenues should be up

Thanks, u/feetch5, every dollar helps

Fun game of knifey catch

Need him to say something soooon. And something gooood. Honestly expect all those calls to die a horrible death but figured it might make a nice gift for after finals if we get a pop from boomers buying after Cramer loses his shit this week 🙏

It looks like they just finished giving a bj. Which might be exactly what they want.

Don't treat me like a sex object even though I look specifically like someone who just blew someone

Step 1: Liberally apply billions of fucking dollars to your scalp.

MONEY. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

RTN calls liking it

Currently working on a Raytheon contract. Shit company, shit engineers. Still longing RTN though.

That’s why we’re both here...

Just kiss already

yacht owners and their trophies don't do peasant things like checking shoelaces

I bet she wars those Nike self lacing shoes.

Better than Co[cks] cable

I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls.

To be fair, it's a booklet

Even less important.

I just want the market to tank. Want some profit on puts. Trump I'm counting on you.

Mama we made it

It's actually just part of my master plan to lure people to my post and then hit them with my RobinHood referral code.

Fuckkkin smarrt

Aye.

Ayeeeeee 😎

I bet his penis is made of gold and he jizzes diamonds.

Diamonds? That sounds painful.

Equality! For everyone, except for their small ruling elite, who are billionaires!

This is obviously a fluke. Usually socialist countries enjoy unbridled prosperity and free lapdances on Tuesdays.

Yep. Honestly, what is like aphex twin?

Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive.

And she is the girl Bond will seduce.

She is secretly loyal to Buffet

I hope not I went all in on puts, I need a dip.

I'd be nervous if it closes above 300 today. It hasn't closed 300 two days in a row since it crashed.

Why would you play CVNA earnings, when they already released earnings estimates 2 weeks ago.

What was the EPS? You saying it’s priced in and gonna level out?

I switched from soda or sweet tea with lunch to water or unsweet tea, does this mean I should go shoot up now since I know I have the willpower to cut an even more addicting substance?

You have the will power! but honestly there was a study on rats giving them the option to choose heroin or sugar they became more addicted to sugar.

https://i.imgur.com/PYLBkCB.png

Nice exit.

Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean you are not also an idiot.

Damn. Fukin roasted me. GG.

That looks juicy.

I think it'll get juicier when the short squeeze kicks in.

WTW is a beast tho. It'll come back quick.

It is with Oprah involved but is losing steam nowaday. Confirmed bag holder at $76.32

Same boat. I'm holding lol

SIZZLER FOR DINNER!

How're those calls doing now?

Might be the only thing I make money on tomorrow