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Just dumped my 5/18 supply intraday. Peace	[Pussy](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/match-ceo-shrugs-off-facebook-threat-as-earnings-beat-2018-05-08)
She is secretly loyal to Buffet	he licks her like a dairy queen soft serve cone
Dave ate them all.	TFW Dave is dead but his daughter 'the actual Wendy' is fat AF. more than likely that bitch got em.
lmao its real! Thought /u/ShortVRX was shitposting	One could credibly argue Trump is just shitposting irl
And donuts and bagels.	And GAINS
i’m retarded i don’t get it	http://imgur.com/mPgvhD2
Ur not retarded, he is. He didn't screenshot the hover over that large volume bar. Guessing that that's the 300k. Really though, it means nothing. This whole thread is retarded	Cmon guys, lets not fight. This is WSB, we're ALL retarded
Have you heard about our lord and saviour SVXY? ^^^My ^^^ass ^^^has	Try XIV...
Short Spelling, thanks Dad.	Short $SPEL
Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive.	Lorn is the fucking business.
You're one of those actually autistic wsb types	Feminists are the best types. Real freaky and ain't afraid of that plan B.
10\-12.5 is usually a safe bet recently	$11.50 is the new 12.50 haha
Yeah, I'm listening. No bad news yet.	Someone ask about the star wars profit. Saw some neckbeard vid about it doing bad
When I think of whatever I want in women it's Kate Upton or a pick-n-choose IG 'model', not some average looking sadist lol	You dont take IG skanks to Galas , you bang them on your yacht and then have aqua uber take them to their shitty houses
I only trade Cisco because I'm poor and afraid of change. I did however sell a few OTM puts so I could buy some OTM calls all FD's of course because I'm a piece of shit. Still heavy on puts but at least if the market loves us leaving Iran deal I survive to YOLO another day.	They print money selling sfp's for the smartnet.
I'm still up 8% for the year. I just thought I'd try playing earnings this week.	Premiums are expensive around earnings so if the stock goes sideways you still lose like 20%
July here too. We'll be alright.	Go real mine expire may 18th. I’m boned
i’m pretty asshurt about LMT. i’m one of probably six people who lost money buying calls on that fucking dip	I'm here too. That sucked ass. I gambled on it being a couple day fluctuation and she kicked me in the cock.
I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls.	If I had any other options in my area, I would ditch Comcast in a heartbeat. Those cocksuckers have this whole area on lock down so our speeds and our customer service is shit.
Ah. He bought OTM as they were very cheap lol	Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it.
>What are risk adjusted returns	what are returns
Thought wrong	Fuck me
Nice ER :) calls gonna moon	Oh yeah so are the shares :)
I didn't even know Trip Advisor was a publicly traded company	Yeah what the frick? It’s a god damn glorified travel forum with an added booking feature that works sometimes
I was just commenting on how shit Saudi's military is fren	Saudi's have money, not guns. They're very happy to share with friendly Sunni groups.
I guess the iran deal didn't look enough like ivanka.	but he just fucked the iran deal
I wasn't trading back then	99% of people on this sub weren't trading back then
And the sake of my offshore oil rigs waiting....	ESV?
Lower attendance at Shanghai Disneyland and much greater spending in domestic parks, rather than international parks, compared to last year. Whether that simply means international park construction was completed, I don't know, but there was a implication of a possible backward trend on international parks.	They are building Star Wars land...
How do you spend $3,000,000-$28,000,000 per year entirely on food and shelter? You must be retarded.	Fuck how did you read my options level 3 application
A	C
Is that you jimmy?	Henry
This is actually what happens when people stop taking their meds.	If this is the outcome when people run out of medication, then I'd say let all the drug manufacturers pull a Valeant and make the drugs unaffordable
Stop waiting till you run out before getting more. Get a secretary	Paper is $5. Secretaries probably cost more.
I didn't realise it was earnings tomorrow. Thanks. I got fucking crushed last one. I might pull out before.	Tomorrow after close. I've been getting railed out like a cheap hooker for this entire earnings season.
I can see the WSJ headline now, 'How AMD Destroyed its Market Cap by Selling More of their Highly Profitable EPYC Servers'.	Is the marketing pitch 'buy more AMD so you can buy more $AMD' ?
Yep. Although I have to hide my sips of Gin and Juice from the Uber passengers in the back.	[Your passengers](https://78.media.tumblr.com/39d25258958d0aa909708c888ddae57f/tumblr_ox6hb0CQWf1s01qkyo2_400.gif)
I wasn't really asking for advice, I just wanted someone to change my current view in case it's wrong. Based off QQQ's 10 year performance, which includes the 2008 crash, I was able to calculate TQQQ has an average annual rate of 48.45%. That seems to fall inline with exactly what it has done over the last 8 years even though these last 8 years have been extremely bullish	You are wrong because of the way math works.
biotech getting hit hard as a sector. just give it time.	Sector rotation and earnings season. Tech is looking cheap right now, but bios will lag a little behind before it comes back up.
Sell only if you want to learn day and swing trading.	Or not learn and lose it all. Or learn and still lose it all.
Figure out if this has enough steam to go back to where it fell off. Might be worthy hold for a while	what do you do when markets are closed lol
I get those calls 3-5 times a day	You actually answer? What do they say/ask, and what do you say to try to stump the bot?
You can prob count on those blue balls and thank Tinder for it.	Facebook let’s you put it anywhere
It's currently on a nice, downhill runway, picking up speed. We might have liftoff close to Earth's core	Pretty sure bonds are better. I give up on this POS
SQ has been my best long term investment. It and MU have made up for all my other retarded choices. It’s amazing the Dorsey can run the steaming pile of shit that is Twitter so poorly and consistently make great moves with Square	Sarah Friar
That's why I sit by myself	It’s still you in that case
Or you blew up your account so quickly that they didn't even have time to send you your welcome package.	I think you're on to something. Why would they give me this much power? It's clear that if I had gotten this sooner, I definitely would not have blown up my account.
It appears so	Hope TVIX goes up tomorrow.
Yeah, no fuckin shit. I was waiting for my SPX calls to get rekt!!	My puts would be ecstatic if the market burned to the ground tomorrow.
P R I C E D I N	F
Diamonds? That sounds painful.	Sorta like passing a stone. Except the result is $.
remember that wrong clock is still correct twice a day. and they've been wrong for years... Just saying...	They were right about tvix, and xiv. Lose all your tendies.
“Sir these options expired worthless 30 years ago”	'Oh is that how this shit works?'
one cent at a time	Ever penny counts
Nice recovery!	Thanks man hoping match stock gets me back to 1 k tomorrow
So Romney is gonna retire wealthy?	Hard to believe isn't it?
No kidding. He's said his biggest investment regret was not getting in on a pre-IPO offer for Starbucks. I think his philosophy is only invest in things he actually likes, and I think at the time (and maybe still) he didn't drink coffee, so he didn't buy in. Even the big fella can't win em all.	He was famously quoted with saying, 'Black people don't drink coffee,' in regards to Starbucks.
You may compliment me on my spectacular Photoshop skills.	nice!
I	C
Why wouldn't I use Google AI to make appointments?	Because it probably wouldn’t work. I’d be so skeptical that I’d call up the place myself to confirm. Defeats whole purpose IMO
Look at the clock motherfucker, markets closed.	Dude obviously doesn't fuck.
Lol same, did a bunch of weekly $14 and a long weekly $14 making back after that slaughter from $GE puts	quietly starts loading up on GE puts
I did hours of research on each one. Looked at analysts reports, looked at long term trends, etc. Some of them were longshots, but I dont mind making long bets once in a while. JD seemed like an easy win, same with AMC. Overall i'm only down about $400. I made $400 the week before buying ETH before it shot up, so even.	Hours of research- buys a 5/11 NVDA 212,5 Put when NVDA hovers around 250. Should have probably just rolled some dice instead of investing time for 'research'
If you do serious longterm investing then keep the stocks and don't ever visit this sub again, if you want to gamble then sell parts of them and use that money to gamble	I'm long-term and most of my portfolio will always be long-term, but I love this sub haha it's hilarious during class
You were correct except for thinking that traders need rigidity to succeed.	tell em :D
That’s good advice. I will go on vacations and buy homes and cars on a quarter of my income and invest 75% of it. Simple!	He was only talking about your investment portfolio, not your income. If you don't have a portfolio, start one today. It doesn't matter how small it is to begin with. He's basically just trying to push the point that when you save, a large portion of that should be filed away under DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. At least until you're ready to retire.
ESV?	SDRL
Queue up the Tom Petty... We're in freefall.	More like Mary Jane's Last Dance
It's not even that they are worthless... that could still be exchanged for no money... it's that they don't even exist anymore	They exist is some form oh my tax return as I carry that shit forward for 3 years
Seems like we have the same strategy.	Ah, i see youre a man of culture as well
You have to understand.	Tendies were GUARANTEED
Ok. Will do.	also if you have a stock $FAG for instance trading at 20 and you think in 2 months it'll hit 30, you can sell calls at 25 expiring in a month, if it under performs or tanks you pocket the premiums and if it moons, you take the profit you thought you'd get, earlier than you thought.
3) Day trade options and you have no decay.	You do if they're OTM and expiring within the next 3 days.
Your comment pops up every time a Tesla burns down as if normal cars never catch on fire. I passed one on the highway last week, just sitting there engulfed in flames for no apparent reason. Some stupid honda. Never saw an article about it.	Did you read the part where I said 'any car can catch fire'? I'm well aware.
Yeah that was my thought too, and unless its more deaths per car on the road I'm not really phased. I'm not riding his dick or something but I feel like there's an attempt to discredit the safety of his vehicles..	The propensity for them to go up in flames so quickly (related to build and positioning of battery) and the non manual door handles essentially trapping people inside in the event of a crash are the issues... so while they crash less, those crashes might turn out to me more fatal or possibly avoidable... they’ll have to revise and potentially recall models if this is investigated by anyone with a brain and a backbone. Tesla investors are like zombies from the walking dead.
Basically the more ITM you go the more your investment resembles a stock purchase. You increase the capital needed, and decrease the swings your option takes (both negatively and positively). However, even a deep ITM option is still more risky than stock. I can buy Visa stock today and hold it for 30 years if needed. If I buy deep ITM calls on Visa (say strike of 110 expiring in a year), a 2008 type crash can still wipe out my option's value completely.	Makes sense. Gonna go buy some nice faggy OTM's now.
I don’t feel so good	Mr. Franklin
Amen, but why?	It's a meme.
wow. i guess i was wrong. 100.65 now... fuck	Hold that shit. Look at what happened to BABA immediately after ER, don't get shaken out.
let see if computers release it up	Why not sell covered calls if you think the stock is being manipulated downward? At least make some money on your shit theory.
Also the long face	Yes, she has a stupid face.
As long as he puts it in his wife.	lmao of course he would buy puts on his wife. its the most autistic move possible since there's no way she's ever going down.
If you were smarter than normal people you wouldn't be bagholding SPY puts.	not a tist and no SPY puts.
I mean, yeah, but what else is he supposed to do at this point? It's not a loss until you sell.	You take the loss for tax purposes, do one of the work around for wash sale and reinvest into this shitshow... given he wants back in
Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it.	So stastistically, OP is a faggot?
kind of, they get like 10k/month and have money from their parents still since they're in uni	That's like 30 shares of TSLA, makes sense.
Its not very good though	That night vision
Witnesses reported hearing the bros cursing short sellers as they burned alive inside the car.	Too soon.....?
Imagine if you traded in California. So long half your winnings.	You mean buy a house in Nevada and claim residency there? Ok.
He doesn't even say bitch in that scene, just 'Yeah, science!' you faggot, check your memes	Never watched the show bc I have a life, but thanks for pointing that out for future reference
Patiently waiting.	Yeah not looking good lol. I won't get my hopes up
Can anyone explain why this is?? They beat in every area and said fb will have zero effect on tinder	Maybe people rightfully don’t believe them.
Lmao nice rant. I'm crying it got me so emotional.	Your tendency to repeatedly deflect is a clear indicator of your profitability. Good luck getting over yourself; maybe you'll make a dollar one day.
She went on The Grand Tour recently as a guest and brought a gigantic set of tits.	She has boobs now?
2.5	Nice
So, what you are saying is....next bear market, load up on 3X ETFs?	Once I see a bunch of triple long etfs get delisted, I'll know we're close to the bottom. When new triple leveraged etfs get offered, that's when I would dip my toes in for a triple long.
Weekly options in Elon Musks businesses.	Bc of the candy tweets
Isn't a galaxy a shit example? An Android device produced by Samsung that never touches Microsoft?	Wsb is full of plotholes but the audience rating is 97%
Still up in pre market. Algos don't give a damn about that random ass site.	Who actually reads Zero hedge?
You are wrong because of the way math works.	Math is wrong, change my mind

Just dumped my 5/18 supply intraday. Peace

[Pussy](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/match-ceo-shrugs-off-facebook-threat-as-earnings-beat-2018-05-08)

She is secretly loyal to Buffet

he licks her like a dairy queen soft serve cone

Dave ate them all.

TFW Dave is dead but his daughter 'the actual Wendy' is fat AF. more than likely that bitch got em.

lmao its real! Thought /u/ShortVRX was shitposting

One could credibly argue Trump is just shitposting irl

And donuts and bagels.

And GAINS

i’m retarded i don’t get it

http://imgur.com/mPgvhD2

Ur not retarded, he is. He didn't screenshot the hover over that large volume bar. Guessing that that's the 300k. Really though, it means nothing. This whole thread is retarded

Cmon guys, lets not fight. This is WSB, we're ALL retarded

Have you heard about our lord and saviour SVXY? ^^^My ^^^ass ^^^has

Try XIV...

Short Spelling, thanks Dad.

Short $SPEL

Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive.

Lorn is the fucking business.

You're one of those actually autistic wsb types

Feminists are the best types. Real freaky and ain't afraid of that plan B.

10\-12.5 is usually a safe bet recently

$11.50 is the new 12.50 haha

Yeah, I'm listening. No bad news yet.

Someone ask about the star wars profit. Saw some neckbeard vid about it doing bad

When I think of whatever I want in women it's Kate Upton or a pick-n-choose IG 'model', not some average looking sadist lol

You dont take IG skanks to Galas , you bang them on your yacht and then have aqua uber take them to their shitty houses

I only trade Cisco because I'm poor and afraid of change. I did however sell a few OTM puts so I could buy some OTM calls all FD's of course because I'm a piece of shit. Still heavy on puts but at least if the market loves us leaving Iran deal I survive to YOLO another day.

They print money selling sfp's for the smartnet.

I'm still up 8% for the year. I just thought I'd try playing earnings this week.

Premiums are expensive around earnings so if the stock goes sideways you still lose like 20%

July here too. We'll be alright.

Go real mine expire may 18th. I’m boned

i’m pretty asshurt about LMT. i’m one of probably six people who lost money buying calls on that fucking dip

I'm here too. That sucked ass. I gambled on it being a couple day fluctuation and she kicked me in the cock.

I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls.

If I had any other options in my area, I would ditch Comcast in a heartbeat. Those cocksuckers have this whole area on lock down so our speeds and our customer service is shit.

Ah. He bought OTM as they were very cheap lol

Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it.

>What are risk adjusted returns

what are returns

Thought wrong

Fuck me

Nice ER :) calls gonna moon

Oh yeah so are the shares :)

I didn't even know Trip Advisor was a publicly traded company

Yeah what the frick? It’s a god damn glorified travel forum with an added booking feature that works sometimes

I was just commenting on how shit Saudi's military is fren

Saudi's have money, not guns. They're very happy to share with friendly Sunni groups.

I guess the iran deal didn't look enough like ivanka.

but he just fucked the iran deal

I wasn't trading back then

99% of people on this sub weren't trading back then

And the sake of my offshore oil rigs waiting....

ESV?

Lower attendance at Shanghai Disneyland and much greater spending in domestic parks, rather than international parks, compared to last year. Whether that simply means international park construction was completed, I don't know, but there was a implication of a possible backward trend on international parks.

They are building Star Wars land...

How do you spend $3,000,000-$28,000,000 per year entirely on food and shelter? You must be retarded.

Fuck how did you read my options level 3 application

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Is that you jimmy?

Henry

This is actually what happens when people stop taking their meds.

If this is the outcome when people run out of medication, then I'd say let all the drug manufacturers pull a Valeant and make the drugs unaffordable

Stop waiting till you run out before getting more. Get a secretary

Paper is $5. Secretaries probably cost more.

I didn't realise it was earnings tomorrow. Thanks. I got fucking crushed last one. I might pull out before.

Tomorrow after close. I've been getting railed out like a cheap hooker for this entire earnings season.

I can see the WSJ headline now, 'How AMD Destroyed its Market Cap by Selling More of their Highly Profitable EPYC Servers'.

Is the marketing pitch 'buy more AMD so you can buy more $AMD' ?

Yep. Although I have to hide my sips of Gin and Juice from the Uber passengers in the back.

[Your passengers](https://78.media.tumblr.com/39d25258958d0aa909708c888ddae57f/tumblr_ox6hb0CQWf1s01qkyo2_400.gif)

I wasn't really asking for advice, I just wanted someone to change my current view in case it's wrong. Based off QQQ's 10 year performance, which includes the 2008 crash, I was able to calculate TQQQ has an average annual rate of 48.45%. That seems to fall inline with exactly what it has done over the last 8 years even though these last 8 years have been extremely bullish

You are wrong because of the way math works.

biotech getting hit hard as a sector. just give it time.

Sector rotation and earnings season. Tech is looking cheap right now, but bios will lag a little behind before it comes back up.

Sell only if you want to learn day and swing trading.

Or not learn and lose it all. Or learn and still lose it all.

Figure out if this has enough steam to go back to where it fell off. Might be worthy hold for a while

what do you do when markets are closed lol

I get those calls 3-5 times a day

You actually answer? What do they say/ask, and what do you say to try to stump the bot?

You can prob count on those blue balls and thank Tinder for it.

Facebook let’s you put it anywhere

It's currently on a nice, downhill runway, picking up speed. We might have liftoff close to Earth's core

Pretty sure bonds are better. I give up on this POS

SQ has been my best long term investment. It and MU have made up for all my other retarded choices. It’s amazing the Dorsey can run the steaming pile of shit that is Twitter so poorly and consistently make great moves with Square

Sarah Friar

That's why I sit by myself

It’s still you in that case

Or you blew up your account so quickly that they didn't even have time to send you your welcome package.

I think you're on to something. Why would they give me this much power? It's clear that if I had gotten this sooner, I definitely would not have blown up my account.

It appears so

Hope TVIX goes up tomorrow.

Yeah, no fuckin shit. I was waiting for my SPX calls to get rekt!!

My puts would be ecstatic if the market burned to the ground tomorrow.

**P R I C E D I N**

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Diamonds? That sounds painful.

Sorta like passing a stone. Except the result is $.

remember that wrong clock is still correct twice a day. and they've been wrong for years... Just saying...

They were right about tvix, and xiv. Lose all your tendies.

“Sir these options expired worthless 30 years ago”

'Oh is that how this shit works?'

one cent at a time

Ever penny counts

Nice recovery!

Thanks man hoping match stock gets me back to 1 k tomorrow

So Romney is gonna retire wealthy?

Hard to believe isn't it?

No kidding. He's said his biggest investment regret was not getting in on a pre-IPO offer for Starbucks. I think his philosophy is only invest in things he actually likes, and I think at the time (and maybe still) he didn't drink coffee, so he didn't buy in. Even the big fella can't win em all.

He was famously quoted with saying, 'Black people don't drink coffee,' in regards to Starbucks.

You may compliment me on my spectacular Photoshop skills.

nice!

I

C

Why wouldn't I use Google AI to make appointments?

Because it probably wouldn’t work. I’d be so skeptical that I’d call up the place myself to confirm. Defeats whole purpose IMO

Look at the clock motherfucker, markets closed.

Dude obviously doesn't fuck.

Lol same, did a bunch of weekly $14 and a long weekly $14 making back after that slaughter from $GE puts

*quietly starts loading up on GE puts*

I did hours of research on each one. Looked at analysts reports, looked at long term trends, etc. Some of them were longshots, but I dont mind making long bets once in a while. JD seemed like an easy win, same with AMC. Overall i'm only down about $400. I made $400 the week before buying ETH before it shot up, so even.

Hours of research- buys a 5/11 NVDA 212,5 Put when NVDA hovers around 250. Should have probably just rolled some dice instead of investing time for 'research'

If you do serious longterm investing then keep the stocks and don't ever visit this sub again, if you want to gamble then sell parts of them and use that money to gamble

I'm long-term and most of my portfolio will always be long-term, but I love this sub haha it's hilarious during class

You were correct except for thinking that traders need rigidity to succeed.

tell em :D

That’s good advice. I will go on vacations and buy homes and cars on a quarter of my income and invest 75% of it. Simple!

He was only talking about your investment portfolio, not your income. If you don't have a portfolio, start one today. It doesn't matter how small it is to begin with. He's basically just trying to push the point that when you save, a large portion of that should be filed away under DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. At least until you're ready to retire.

ESV?

SDRL

Queue up the Tom Petty... We're in freefall.

More like Mary Jane's Last Dance

It's not even that they are worthless... that could still be exchanged for no money... it's that they don't even exist anymore

They exist is some form oh my tax return as I carry that shit forward for 3 years

Seems like we have the same strategy.

Ah, i see youre a man of culture as well

You have to understand.

Tendies were GUARANTEED

Ok. Will do.

also if you have a stock $FAG for instance trading at 20 and you think in 2 months it'll hit 30, you can sell calls at 25 expiring in a month, if it under performs or tanks you pocket the premiums and if it moons, you take the profit you thought you'd get, earlier than you thought.

3) Day trade options and you have no decay.

You do if they're OTM and expiring within the next 3 days.

Your comment pops up every time a Tesla burns down as if normal cars never catch on fire. I passed one on the highway last week, just sitting there engulfed in flames for no apparent reason. Some stupid honda. Never saw an article about it.

Did you read the part where I said 'any car can catch fire'? I'm well aware.

Yeah that was my thought too, and unless its more deaths per car on the road I'm not really phased. I'm not riding his dick or something but I feel like there's an attempt to discredit the safety of his vehicles..

The propensity for them to go up in flames so quickly (related to build and positioning of battery) and the non manual door handles essentially trapping people inside in the event of a crash are the issues... so while they crash less, those crashes might turn out to me more fatal or possibly avoidable... they’ll have to revise and potentially recall models if this is investigated by anyone with a brain and a backbone. Tesla investors are like zombies from the walking dead.

Basically the more ITM you go the more your investment resembles a stock purchase. You increase the capital needed, and decrease the swings your option takes (both negatively and positively). However, even a deep ITM option is still more risky than stock. I can buy Visa stock today and hold it for 30 years if needed. If I buy deep ITM calls on Visa (say strike of 110 expiring in a year), a 2008 type crash can still wipe out my option's value completely.

Makes sense. Gonna go buy some nice faggy OTM's now.

I don’t feel so good

Mr. Franklin

Amen, but why?

It's a meme.

wow. i guess i was wrong. 100.65 now... fuck

Hold that shit. Look at what happened to BABA immediately after ER, don't get shaken out.

let see if computers release it up

Why not sell covered calls if you think the stock is being manipulated downward? At least make some money on your shit theory.

Also the long face

Yes, she has a stupid face.

As long as he puts it in his wife.

lmao of course he would buy puts on his wife. its the most autistic move possible since there's no way she's ever going down.

If you were smarter than normal people you wouldn't be bagholding SPY puts.

not a tist and no SPY puts.

I mean, yeah, but what else is he supposed to do at this point? It's not a loss until you sell.

You take the loss for tax purposes, do one of the work around for wash sale and reinvest into this shitshow... given he wants back in

Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it.

So stastistically, OP is a faggot?

kind of, they get like 10k/month and have money from their parents still since they're in uni

That's like 30 shares of TSLA, makes sense.

Its not very good though

That night vision

Witnesses reported hearing the bros cursing short sellers as they burned alive inside the car.

Too soon.....?

Imagine if you traded in California. So long half your winnings.

You mean buy a house in Nevada and claim residency there? Ok.

He doesn't even say bitch in that scene, just 'Yeah, science!' you faggot, check your memes

Never watched the show bc I have a life, but thanks for pointing that out for future reference

Patiently waiting.

Yeah not looking good lol. I won't get my hopes up

Can anyone explain why this is?? They beat in every area and said fb will have zero effect on tinder

Maybe people rightfully don’t believe them.

Lmao nice rant. I'm crying it got me so emotional.

Your tendency to repeatedly deflect is a clear indicator of your profitability. Good luck getting over yourself; maybe you'll make a dollar one day.

She went on The Grand Tour recently as a guest and brought a gigantic set of tits.

She has boobs now?

2.5

Nice

So, what you are saying is....next bear market, load up on 3X ETFs?

Once I see a bunch of triple long etfs get delisted, I'll know we're close to the bottom. When new triple leveraged etfs get offered, that's when I would dip my toes in for a triple long.

Weekly options in Elon Musks businesses.

Bc of the candy tweets

Isn't a galaxy a shit example? An Android device produced by Samsung that never touches Microsoft?

Wsb is full of plotholes but the audience rating is 97%

Still up in pre market. Algos don't give a damn about that random ass site.

Who actually reads Zero hedge?

You are wrong because of the way math works.

Math is wrong, change my mind