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Btw 5/18 is a positive, 5/25 are down
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'Thanks for your contribution' -MMs
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Some of us have options
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And some of those options make money!
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with a 10 dollar buy and sell fee
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Yes. Competition doesn't exist up here in banking or telecomm.
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I think they call this the gambler's fallacy
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martingale
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nooooo wait until after q3 earnings please
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I applaud your commitment sir
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Anybody who would’ve followed this move has profited. I just sold my straddle now for a 50% gain.
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Seems like you’re a smart autist. I’m gonna keep an eye on your posts
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Sorry, only emails.
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I’ll accept the calls 1-800-booty-dick
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What do you mean “were”. It’s spelled “are”
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Agree. Remember when Forrest Gump graduated from college then just immediately joined the army, during the middle of the Vietnam war, because somebody handed him a flyer? That’s basically my investing “career.”
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I'm back...sorry went down the rabbit hole there. How long was I gone for?
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Elon Musk completed the hyper-loop so the markets should be adjusting accordingly.
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I do daily research on this particular topic. Google ZCOR-2018-0089 and take a look at the zoning determination request PDF. The site they’re (JCL Consulting is an Amazon Real Estate go-between) is almost contiguous with the proffered CIT site.
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Interesting... can you link? Google not showing anything on that string.
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are your options too tight right now?
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I'm always tight
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In seriousness for most of them it's more about learning basic money management skills like how to budget than it is about building wealth.
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They should be learning both. Because having $19,000.00 at retirement is really not different than having -$300,000.00. Wealth building is VERY important.
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Yeah. It's better to just gamble all the money away in a few days on naked options and be done with it. You just have so much more free time that way. Added bonus of not having to worry about what to spend money on.
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What if I churn rewards and spend the rewards money on naked options?
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buy my $AMD 5/11 11.50 puts. you're sure to win big.
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Fuck dude my $12 amd 5/11 puts aren't even doing shit. FML
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No one is in any danger
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Danger is a strange name for a boat.
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He wants to set a buy stop but doesn't know how to say it
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On RH it's a stop limit, I'm guessing most people see the word 'stop' and assume it's only a sell order.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if they started selling options to users who are known to lose money.
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Wow they could build data on who the worst users are and then create an algorithm that does the opposite trades of those users all the time
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amat has already run up significantly though. I'm thinking of getting some post-earnings puts to cash in on the stock plummeting after they beat expectations.
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Bought AMAT this morning. Doubled. I'm hoping the NVDA money will slide over for earnings next week. Then I am out. Fuck this making tons of money and tanking share price after ER bullshit.
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There is nothing wrong with pink, faggot.
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Pink belongs on pussy and nothing else, sword swallower.
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250, and 100
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Oh sorry we didn't realize you're special needs
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Regardless of which way it goes I’m gonna enjoy seeing those screen caps tomorrow
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CaN yOu gUeSs WhEn I GoT aPpROvEd FoR oPtIoNS??!
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Who's dick I gotta suck?
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Try mine.
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But, it beat?
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exactly
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Wow they could build data on who the worst users are and then create an algorithm that does the opposite trades of those users all the time
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You seem like a pretty chill guy, what’s your cc #?
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Yeah it really ain’t shit but I’ll take up 700%
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Lol u special
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Cause it was just a total guess / gamble
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Well done, now take that profit and put it all on black, get back to us with the results
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It looks like a Cruisers. A Sea Ray is a Nordhavn is comparison.
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I believe you are right. Ports....I was looking at font.
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45% or so, I was planning on holding them depending on what happens in the morning
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Smort
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Who do you think I am? Picasso?
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[Well there's Picasso](https://i.imgur.com/pMkJqQm.png)
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Pink belongs on pussy and nothing else, sword swallower.
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You know I think my pink shirt landed between your moms legs when I took if off last night so you might be right.
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They'd have to ban the entire school if they really gave a shit about Chegg.
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Same with those physics and calc answer manuals
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bought some amd puts today lol
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My man!
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Their business model is pretty transparent. Take money off you fucking idiots, aint no secret.
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They take money from your pocket and put it in their pocket.
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What else would I be talking about??
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Negative?
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Covered, I lack the balls to sell naked options
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you look good here, i will preemptively tell you congrats
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it was accounts with money in them but how active we dont know
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and how much money in them? having 1$ vs 1million are two different stories.
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U
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D
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Damn it. It's sinking right now.
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And dragging AMD with it. WTF.
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They should be learning both. Because having $19,000.00 at retirement is really not different than having -$300,000.00. Wealth building is VERY important.
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For some folks, just staying above the poverty line is very important.
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Thank God.
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Will be back to lentils after the NVDA FDs tank tomorrow.
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watch yer mouth i am mod here and my feelings r sensitive
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flair me fag
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[The Cream Rises to the Top](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q)
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Unjustly in a position I would rather not be in. rip macho man
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Yeah idk man this thing went up like $20 in the past week for with no catalyst other than the hype built by other tech doing well in their earnings I’m not sure what people were expecting.
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Spy 290
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They don't have enough of it, lol. If you think today's bad it will be a landslide tomorrow.
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I don't think u know what +66% revenue YoY means...
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Wish i had heard the news
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^
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I’ll accept the calls 1-800-booty-dick
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My phone won't take 9 letter numbers.
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Maybe certain classes that cause a lot of students to use Chegg (engineering?) only offer classes in second session, or maybe more students overall take second session.
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Maybe over the short term the stock doesn’t move in accordance with the cycle of the business.
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Not enough to make those puts go up...
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2% to go, have all week
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Before I became a woke faggot, I saw $14 on a stock I paid $9 for, and Warren Buffett would take them profits.
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Phhhewwwww lad. Buffet would have held that shit for decades and you know it.
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You realize that means it'd have to grow like 35% from the drop and grow more than to the ATH within a short period of time to even break even right? There's a point where what you are saving on the premium isn't worth the potential profit.
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Well, I thought the drop was way over dramatic and it would come back. Maybe I needed to buy them farther out.
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buying calls with 150k is one way to die of insomnia
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Or too much blow
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Calls sounds like a delicious breakfast for tomorrow.
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Oh indeed.
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In the West Coast we don't mock gays then where their clothing.... Must be one of those southern closeted faggot things.
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This isn't the west coast, this is the internets
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iPhone screen recording.
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So you didn't do anything on your phone for like a week???
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Agree to disagree
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Science doesn't work like that... CO2 has insulating properties, it's concentration in the atmosphere is increasing from human caused CO2 releases. Svante Arrhenius discovered this in like 1900, so stop being a dumb fag.
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Plenty of time for them to come back. Well, not *plenty*, but enough.
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Doubt it I bought OTM like a dumbass. I got $300 back from MTCH today though so I don't feel so bad anymore.
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I've got all week
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Holding over the weekend? Lol you must hate money
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Eh, writing is mostly just a hobby. The *last* thing I'd want to do is rely on selling books for a living. At any rate, I'm sure you can find a free pirated version.
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The book is real? Wow, is it any good? Are you half beaner?
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Adderall
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Facts
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I got in at $11 for a few shares. Kicking myself I didn't buy more at open.
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Vslr is under $5. If open is good going to purchase.
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IRS treats it like trading futures which get special tax treatment. It's why I go SPX over SPY.
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You should look into becoming a permanent resident of Puerto Rico. No capital gains tax through Act 22. Lot more room to sail a boat too.
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Lol yeah I have long term stuff in place but I keep about 1k for short term stuff
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Same, but my 1k recently turned into $100. Hope you've had better luck.
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Good choice, I find taco Bell to be the most consistent fast food. I get the same thing everytime no matter the store.
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Diarrhea
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buy that shit there, then license it in like, texas or somewhere that doesn't have personal property tax. the savings on property taxes for a $350-600k car would be legit.
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I'm going out on a limb to say that Billings doesn't have a Lambo dealership.
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Auptimism
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Auptimist Prisim
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What is this cartridge
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Weak overpriced shit if your friend tries to sell you one for more than $40 they aren’t your friend.
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Well, for FD calls, this is like successfully drawing to an inside straight like a degenerate, which everyone knew you were doing, but you still get fucked by someone else with a flush.
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This is my favorite comment on this sub.
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F150 prints money for Ford. They’ll be up and running in a month. Meanwhile they have 50-60 days of inventory. Not gonna matter that much in the long run.
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F hasn’t done shit in the long run. It been sideways for like 5 years
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dude gainz is gainz is gainz. One man's 'being pussy' is another man's ability to trade when the sun rises the next day.
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what kinda option strats did you start fucking with when you got into it?
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That's very fair. I am basing that partly on my belief that Cabo is the most effective TKI drug on the market and that valuation would likely include approval for treatment of HCC (liver cancer).
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I’m with you there. Another indication would put it in that kind of p/e range. As long as current growth rate doesn’t slow tooooo dramatically.
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That's an entire conference of overrated college football teams.
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Maybe so, but they sure do pay better than everybody else.
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Handful of $30.5 puts expiring tomorrow. Taking my money and running within about 5 minutes of market open.
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I’ll wait till 10 and see how it looks. The new norm is a head fake down then moon after 30 mins
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Personally, you're also a faggot
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Has anyone told him what ETFs are connected to?
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r/wallstreetbets is no place for logical talk like this!!
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I regretted it as soon as I posted it.
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Fuck it, buy both. Cheap calls and cheap puts. One is gonna go to 0 obviously, but the other side is gonna go to the moon
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Or stock will flatline to ensure you don’t profit.
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The joke is someone said he got fired for saying something politically incorrect. It's not PC to refute manmade global warming. Clearly, even WSB is triggered.
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I have never heard a woosh this loud lmao
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Amat was juicy this morning but I think the tendy train may have sailed.
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No, it’s gonna test $60 too much momentum
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Post earnings flop I guess. Great call, what are your puts/strikes?
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July 230/235 bear call. I'll probably convert into a bear put next week, but I'll have to plug these numbers into my model first. They might move FV up a little as they looked pretty good - in the highlights at least.
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What do you suggest?
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I only YOLO Cisco weeklies, they're inexpensive if the stock price is 50 cents out or more and it fluctuates pretty good. Maybe after a few more months I'll be able to afford a model yacht.
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I wish I could help you out. I’m a poor man and warren buffet is foreign to me. Now if you said Old Country Buffet, then I could tell ya some stories! Some real knee slappers
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Ok! Tell me about this Old Country Buffet!! I've never heard of it, I have a chef, and when I eat out it's normally upper echelon. Ok go!!
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The quarter was great faggot. It's down like half a percent today. Good job?
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That valuation didn't need a good quarter, it needed a supernatural quarter.
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May 21 analyst day
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I can’t calm my tits
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And a 25 PE ratio that was in the 50s last week.
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Exactly! This market was comfortable trading this company at a PE double what it is now literally a couple weeks ago that only got cut in half because they made so much money. This sell off was utterly ridiculous.
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Stock could tank tomorrow breh
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Just send me your money I'll burn it for you. Promise to send you the ashes tho.
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Unrealized profit on puts celebration thread...shhhh let us be
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Unless the actually tanks tomorrow, which is unlikely to happen, those unrealized gains will quickly turn into unavoidable realized losses depending on strike dates. Considering 99% of tbis sub is too poor to afford costly and further out exp dates....they fucked.
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They already discovered their iPhone. Its cabozantinib which just got approval for 1st line RCC (kidney cancer). They are sitting at 25% market share and outperforming every other TKI in the market. If they can continue to penetrate the market at a comparable rate, they will quadruple revenue and earnings in the next year.
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You got me fag . What is the timeline we are looking at ? When do we expect this bitch to get up to 40-100
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It’s heavily used by engineers and will help you get a high paying job. I don’t know a single engineer getting by with “living wages” and can’t pay back loans
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The real engineers don't pay for it tho, I used to do domain fronting on google to index all their content for free.
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Ass
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Goodbye.
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>I pay off the card
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This is a very important step in the process, that often gets skipped.
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how much negative $ you?
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The fucking balance is in the picture
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Is there any other type of ETF?
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Yeah, boi! there's 3x ETFs, and then there's 3x ETFs with options.
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My entire y o l o portfolio is made up of shares at 6.85. We can dream together it will be fun..
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I’m at 6.69...nothing is moving this thing up, not even missiles.
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Auptimist Prisim
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Autism-est Precum.
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jesus christ you feel the need to respond to 4 of my comments so you can defend 'institutions of higher learning?' You must really be offended you gigantic fucking faggot.
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H I G H E R L E A R N I N G
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D
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G
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well it's like your ex fucked you over. And even if you later end up with a hotter girl, you're still bitter. idk maybe I'm just a bitter person
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Just learned I'm bitter too.
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weed stocks? Why does nobody acknowledge the fact that there's a multi billion dollar commodity market opening up for the first time in 100 years in just a couple years
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It's a weed don't bet on commodity price bet on life style branding
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All I had to do was look at the last 6 quarterly earnings candles and volume 🤔 but we’ll see if it holds this time.
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You so smaht bb
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Agreed. Like his style, but need to diversify at least 25% of that (into AMD/MU).
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Nah, I diversify by having a job
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